NationStates Jolt Archive

We have decided to start putting some deprogrammed and completly subserviant prisoners/debtors/POWs to use. We will be selling these individuals for 5,000 USD each. After you pay that fee, you will never have to spend another dime on salaries for them. All they require is a little food and water a day, maybe a some shelter if you feel kind. Once you buy em, do whatever you want with them, work them to death, sell them as spare organs and what not, use them to clear out mine fields, do the jobs no one else wants to do, or use them as a fancy meal. Some refer to this as slavery, we prefer to consider it finding alternative uses for otherwise useless individuals, and thats what we are all about.

BUY NOW BEFORE YOU LOSE YOUR CHANCE TO, only 5,000 USD each, and with every 1,000 you buy, get a free universal remote control unit, a 500 USD value, yours free!!! Details on remote control unit below. Remotes can be bought seperatly as with extra remotes, for 500 USD

NOTE: They all have had small electrodes surgically inserted into the back of their necks. With the use of our handy universal remote control unit, send sharp, immobilizing electric shocks into them for disciplinary of entertainment purposes.

Disclimer: once you buy them, what you do with them is your buisness, not ours

OOC: How many do you have ready?

"We will consider this exciting idea! We might need soldiers to defend ourselves against Camewot and Swedish Dominions!"

Madam Robbins - Supreme Leader of the Unlimitedz

As of now we have about 1 million ready for sale and I assure you that another batch will be ready soon

I am going to need 250 workers, 250 soldiers, and 20 remote as soon as possible

$251,000 has been wired

Gosselania condemns the use slavery in any form. We refuse to deal with The God Falltothzu, and implore all civilized nations to do the same.

Smelly One your order is confirmed.


This is not slavery as previously mensioned. These are people who kill and murder others that have spent portions of their life in prison. They would never be able to re-adapt back into society and would have no se for them. In my nation, natural selection is the most basic law, and instead of letting these people die, we have decided to be humane and let them live in another country, the fee is to cover the cost of the deprogramming and the surgury. As said in the disclaimer (OOC:which is written extremly small im gonna go fix that now) is that its your buisness what you do with them.

But you're selling them like cattle with complete disregard for basic human rights. This fits the definition of slavery according to Gosselanian law. Furthermore, you are making the raw materials of slavery available to other nations, where their fates will be decided by the purchasing state. Gosselania believes in the rights of all human beings, and is against what you are doing.

Again, we implore any nation with any shred of decency to join us in a show of solidarity that human rights should never be infringed upon, and to cease trade with this nation.

we would like to purchase the remainder of the POWs. 1mill - 500 = 999500 left times $5000 = 4,997,500,000 = 4.9975 bill divided by 1000 = 4997500 universal remote control units. the $4.9975 bill will be wired right now

we would like to purchase the remainder of the POWs. 1mill - 500 = 999500 left times $5000 = 4,997,500,000 = 4.9975 bill divided by 1000 = 4997500 universal remote control units. the $4.9975 bill will be wired right now

we would like to purchase the remainder of the POWs. 1mill - 500 = 999500 left times $5000 = 4,997,500,000 = 4.9975 bill divided by 1000 = 4997500 universal remote control units. the $4.9975 bill will be wired right now

We're behind you, Gosselania.

Also, we'll extend this boycott to Caspianx, and The Smelly One.

we would like to purchase the remainder of the POWs. 1mill - 500 = 999500 left times $5000 = 4,997,500,000 = 4.9975 bill divided by 1000 = 4997500 universal remote control units. the $4.9975 bill will be wired right now

Order Confirmed

Rufai is disappointed the POWs have all gone. Have you any more for sale? We have some POWs from various wars and they are currently working on construction sites throughout the ARR. We could always use more now a huge embassy complex is being built.

we should have another 500,000 within the RL day but it will take a couple RL days for another shipment to come after that

BUMP^^^

We could use about 100 000 sentients. It's not too much of a problem if they are crazy or not since we'll just implant them with our POW0RZ mind control chips. 90% of them will work in our Unlimited Tech assembly plants while the rest can be dog troopers.

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Baron Karza - Industry Chieftain

We could use about 100 000 sentients. It's not too much of a problem if they are crazy or not since we'll just implant them with our POW0RZ mind control chips. 90% of them will work in our Unlimited Tech assembly plants while the rest can be dog troopers.

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Baron Karza - Industry Chieftain

You order comes 50 million USD. With that order you also recieve 100 Free remote controls.Order Confirmed. We will ship them to your nation A.S.A.P. Have a nice day.

They are not crazy currently, we have worked to deprogram them and make them completly subserviant. The chips we implanted in the back of their neck helps with that too.

order confirmed. it comes to 500,000,000 USD. with that you get 100 Free remote controls.

They are not crazy when the consumer gets them. we have deporgammed them and made the completly subserviant. the chip takes care of any obediance issues.

Rufai would like to buy 400,000 of the re-programmed people. We wish to use our own chips to intergrate them into our armies as a new trial division our scientists have planned. The money will be wired to you within 2 RL days.

Rufai would like to buy 400,000 of the re-programmed people. We wish to use our own chips to intergrate them into our armies as a new trial division our scientists have planned. The money will be wired to you within 2 RL days.

Rufai would like to buy 400,000 of the re-programmed people. We wish to use our own chips to intergrate them into our armies as a new trial division our scientists have planned. The money will be wired to you within 2 RL days.

Order Confirmed the people will be sent out on ships immediatly.

Sorry, we are now sold out. However, a new shipment of 1 million people will arrive within 3 RL days

in need 700 of these guy bto fight to the death in a war

##money wired on confirmation of order##

"We will consider this exciting idea! We might need soldiers to defend ourselves against Camewot and Swedish Dominions!"

Madam Robbins - Supreme Leader of the Unlimitedz
OOC: I don't think you need to watch out for SD, he's going to have his hands full soon...

IC: Do you have any people under 15?

in need 700 of these guy bto fight to the death in a war

##money wired on confirmation of order##

You order is confirmed but we are not able to send them for 60 hours(RL). We are sorry for the inconvienience.

IC: Do you have any people under 15?

Yes we do in the detainment area. We can send for some and they will arrive with the main shipment, which will arrive in about 60 hours(RL). We usually do not keep them on hand soley because, we find, that they are less capable of preforming the same labor as more mature people, so we keep them in detainment areas until the are mature enough to work the same as everyone else.

IC: Do you have any people under 15?

Yes we do in the detainment area. We can send for some and they will arrive with the main shipment, which will arrive in about 60 hours(RL). We usually do not keep them on hand soley because, we find, that they are less capable of preforming the same labor as more mature people, so we keep them in detainment areas until the are mature enough to work the same as everyone else.
Well we would like to buy as meny as you have.

Secret IC:
I'm mgoing to set them free

Slaver, I will buy 10,000 of your chattle.

Acording to ancient traditions passed down to us from our forefathers, these slaves must be POW's or convicted murderers.

Please make sure each is branded with the sigel of Dragons Rest, an upside down triangle.

By order of High Chief Anderz
Knight king of the Red Dragon Army, Defender of the Nomadic Peoples of Dragon Rest.

how much would it cost to buy 1million slaves and 1 millon soldurs?

Premier Rufai would like to praise The God Falltothzu for his stock. It was of the highest quality, and our scientists praide the microchips. They were very cleverly made. We altered them for our own needs, and our Army Scientific Division assures Rufai that they are perfect for the role they will play in the new "Fuhrer Division" of the army. This division has boundless strength and loyalty. As such, we are using our cloning technology to start production of similar soldiers.

We will be taking orders in 2/3 RL days.

IC: Do you have any people under 15?

Yes we do in the detainment area. We can send for some and they will arrive with the main shipment, which will arrive in about 60 hours(RL). We usually do not keep them on hand soley because, we find, that they are less capable of preforming the same labor as more mature people, so we keep them in detainment areas until the are mature enough to work the same as everyone else.
Well we would like to buy as meny as you have.

Secret IC:
I'm mgoing to set them free

We will have 1 million at hand, we will put add them on to the other shipment. They will arrive to my location in about 24 hours. At that time, if you wish to purchase them, they will be sent to you immediatly.

Company Disclaimer: What you do with them is your buisness, not ours.

Slaver, I will buy 10,000 of your chattle.

Acording to ancient traditions passed down to us from our forefathers, these slaves must be POW's or convicted murderers.

Please make sure each is branded with the sigel of Dragons Rest, an upside down triangle.

By order of High Chief Anderz
Knight king of the Red Dragon Army, Defender of the Nomadic Peoples of Dragon Rest.

Order confirmed, they will arrive at my location in about 24 hours. apon their arrival, will then send them to you. We assure you that they are deprogrammed POWs and murders. We will brand them for you for no additional cost as well. With your order you will get 10 Free remote controls.

how much would it cost to buy 1million slaves and 1 millon soldurs?

It would cost 10 billion USD. Such a large order would take about 48 hours(RL) to fill. With that order you would get 1 thousand Free remote controls.

The Government Of Foolish Pesnats would like to make an offer on these subjects. We require around 500 as close to average, healthy physical specification as possible for use in unrelated testing. As it happens, we would also require the subjects to be delivered to us, since we lack the means to do so ourselves. Of course, we would be more than willing to pay additional charges should the requirements exceed your transport allowance.

Reilock Coratha

Aust: The International Affairs Ministry of Ximea has intercepted and decoded your communique to TGF. We recommend against your intended course of action, as the POWs have been fully stripped of humanity or individuality by the deprogramming/surgical processes; however, we admire your intentions. We are awarding you Most Favored Nation status for your humanitarian gesture.

Aust: The International Affairs Ministry of Ximea has intercepted and decoded your communique to TGF. We recommend against your intended course of action, as the POWs have been fully stripped of humanity or individuality by the deprogramming/surgical processes; however, we admire your intentions. We are awarding you Most Favored Nation status for your humanitarian gesture.
We thank you, TGF we want all our captives as they where when they where captured, as alive as any one of my people.

how much would it cost to buy 1million slaves and 1 millon soldurs?

10 billion USD and you will also recieve 2000 Free Remote controls

The Repressed Citizens of Mooredom condemn all forms of slave labour even pow's and we kindly ask you shut down your industry the world against slavary union will be responsible for your downfall

"We are most pleased woth the sentients! the money has been wired. We would like to know if we could set up somekind of regular import of sentients to work in our factories and stuff and also make them into dog soldiers."

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Baron Karza – Industry Chiefain

Premier Rufai would like to praise The God Falltothzu for his stock. It was of the highest quality, and our scientists praide the microchips. They were very cleverly made. We altered them for our own needs, and our Army Scientific Division assures Rufai that they are perfect for the role they will play in the new "Fuhrer Division" of the army. This division has boundless strength and loyalty. As such, we are using our cloning technology to start production of similar soldiers.

We will be taking orders in 2/3 RL days.

We would like to thank you for your kind words

The Government Of Foolish Pesnats would like to make an offer on these subjects. We require around 500 as close to average, healthy physical specification as possible for use in unrelated testing. As it happens, we would also require the subjects to be delivered to us, since we lack the means to do so ourselves. Of course, we would be more than willing to pay additional charges should the requirements exceed your transport allowance.

Reilock Coratha

We will send the 500 immediatly. All of them are in great physical health and are more than capable of doing strenous physical labor for extended periods of time. There will be no additional charges for the delivery. We deliver all of our products for free.

Aust: we will send you all 1 million of them, for a reduced fee of 2.5 billion dollars
We have reduced the fee because of your noble intentions

Due to international pressures, and the threat of fighting a war against forces much greater than my own, I will shutdown this storefront. Please do not submit any more orders, for i will not be able to fufill them.
OOC: Hey you cant blame a guy for trying to make a few extra bucks outside the lines. And there is no way i am gonna risk my nation for such a small enterprise which hasnt even made 50 billion USD. Anyway this will give me more time to work on my othe buisness ventures. And as much as i feel like havin a war, im not gonna fight when i have no chances of winning. So inconclusion I apologize to the international community for offending you all and what not and I hope this will not destroy possible chances for you to buy other things which i sell on my other storefronts.

Aust: we will send you all 1 million of them, for a reduced fee of 2.5 billion dollars
We have reduced the fee because of your noble intentions
Thank you, as you've shut down this storefront, will they still arrive?

Aust: we will send you all 1 million of them, for a reduced fee of 2.5 billion dollars
We have reduced the fee because of your noble intentions
Thank you, as you've shut down this storefront, will they still arrive?

yes they will, they were sent, as with all other outstanding orders before the storefront closed.

Excellent! The money is yours, we have more important issues now...

Reilock Coratha

money is now wired