NationStates Jolt Archive

Austo hungary issued a declaration of war upon the AMF yesterday, in support of the Fascist White States. The Empire urges Fascist to unite under the greatness of our cause. To show others that they cannot simply discard the values and ideals of our nations. That other nations should fear the Fascists. Joining in the coalition will create a military bond between all nations in coalition. Please respond if interested, and Fascist.

NO NO NO!!! THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANT!!! THIS IS NOT IN SUPPORT OF ME.... I WILL HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THIS!!!!

I will join, even if the FWS are cowards, and should be considered enemies. I will Join. Foward march!

I would recommend that you need at least another 4000 suicidal members like yourself to join this alliance. Good start though.
*gets the popcorn*

I would recommend that you need at least another 4000 suicidal members like yourself to join this alliance. Good start though.
*gets the popcorn*

I will join. Though i don't consider myself suicidal. I support the cause and consider it noble(plus i'm a noob).

Credonia supports our friend AMF and will stand by his side against these aggressive infidels.

The Sultanate will support the Fascists. We feel no compasion for those who think they can trample upon the our nations, our banners, our empires. The Sultanate will join.

::Steals some of Jordaxia's popcorn:: They're all getting thrown into the Dead Halls you figure?

They were all founded on the same day. Could they all be the same person?

OOC, kind of ^_^:

*Considers asking for scorched earth that will be left over to build massive Presidential resort, then steals some popcorn*

Hm. *Tilts hands back and forth as if weighing something* AMF, or n00bs whose nation isn't the size of AMF's military....tough choice.

I give it to AMF in 5.3 seconds.

Hmm....This will be interesting. Do you people have any idea who you're siding against?

Even tho there is no need, we pledge our support for AMF.

This is,by far, the most humourous declaration of war I have ever read.

Minister of Foreign Affairs,Ilek-Vaad

ja, all doomed I say. 5.3 seconds, well, I suppose if he was to type the post up where he kills them very slowly, then it might take that long.

Indeed. The only ones who could beat AMF are Siri's lapdogs and Metus. AMF has a big, powerful army, and he isn't held back by 'fair' warfare. He'll do whatever he feels he has to against you for your insolence.

Or he'll ignore this thread completely. :)

*Borrows some of Jordaxia's popcorn and gets on dark goggles, for when the nukes start falling.

History is repeating.

I am reminded of two words:

New.

Spartha.

::Steals some of Jordaxia's popcorn:: They're all getting thrown into the Dead Halls you figure?

I hope so...as much as everyone else seemed to hate those tales I found the descriptions to be highly entertaining. That being said, WA reaffirms it's support of AMF...blahblahblah...and we hope that our Electromagnetic Rail Gun (EmRG) demonstrator/prototype ship will have the opportunity to participate in any actual combat operations launched against the n00bs.

Shameful. Rufai condemns Austo Hungary for this random and needless act. If you are true allies of FWS you would see this is not acting for him.
AMF gains Rufai's full support.

Shameful. Rufai condemns Austo Hungary for this random and needless act. If you are true allies of FWS you would see this is not acting for him.
AMF gains Rufai's full support.

Hm. I wonder where first gen FEF Quietus project would stack up against the Sentinels...

Hm. I wonder how the first gen FEF Quietus project would stack up against the Sentinels...

As porponents of the FREE MARKET and the PEACE and FREEDOM that it brings to the world we do solomnly pledge to sell weapons to both sides.

-Heinrich Ford,
Senior Executive Director
McCountry Arms Division, McCountry Inc.
we arm the world, we arm the children
http://www.nationstates.net/images/flags/uploads/mccountry.jpg http://67.18.37.14/135/37/upload/av-12.jpg

So, anyway, all bets are open!
How long will they last against AMF?

A 1 day
B 2 days
C 3 days
D 4 days,
E longer
F AMF won't bother, because he has better things to do.

So far, what you can win is:
5 Orca class Ekranoplans (guided missile frigate)
1 Tartaros class Ekranoplans (Ekrano-battleship)
2 pelican transport ships (biggest transport plane there is)
226 Tennoth Tank (phoenixius made, but not donated by him)
1 mole (underground tunnel maker)
14 billion
300 T-90s
100 A.R.C troops
150 Vanguard M.B.Ts
500 lbs of IG-Virus,
100 Eland Mk-7s
1,000 lbs of VX,
50 MiG-29s,
100 T-101 tanks.
25,000 FN-FAL rifle package deals
Oh, and you need to contribute something yourself, obviously.
Also, you do realise that the winners will be getting this, each? This is an active bet. Each winner will be recieving this prize each.

Bets so far
me B
Sith B
Dracun imperium F
A few rich people E
Hallad F
Illior B
Eternal flame (pending on what they actually bet) F
Western Asia ?
FWS F

-double post-

Hmmm interesting, I would pledge support for my brethern nation, had I thought he would need it. However, I seriously doubt that any NooB, espically this one..is serious about RPing. Well...let the "cluttering" of this forum comense with multiple threads of war declerations agains AMF.

This BY FAR has to be the worst month in NS history. Never before have I seen the amount of crappy, noobish, number-wanking, uber-stOOpidity.

MESSAGE TO DA UBER-NOOBS: Quit talking and BRING IT!

I vote for F, I'm going to buy some Pelicans either way so meh

Oh I'll put up 2 FEF Arsenal Ships I guess.

Well, what will you contribute to the bet? You don't get in for nothing, you need to risk something too.

"oooh this ooota be funny"
*walks to local wester union and donates 1 billion credits to the pot The clerk again asks"holy shi*t where'd you get that type of money?" the man answers "lets just say from pockets"*
I'll guess B... 2 days

Since a number of small nations seem to be willing to put themselves and their citizens on suicidal path of attacking AMF. The Imperial Confederation opens its boarders to all sane and intelligent refugees that may be fleeing countries declaring war on AMF before the war starts. Refugees with technical skills and scientists will find a good job market and high wages in the Imperial Confederation.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/patoxsigemp.gif
~Emperor Nicholas Tokugawa
The Imperial Confederation of Patoxia

OOC:
Part Tag, part brain drain.

Brief transcript of an informal meeting in the President's Office:

Vice President Finn: "Boss, we got more n00bs trying to apparently burn AMF."
(Uproarious laughter is heard from all involved, lasting for five minutes and the Secret Service, themselves in laughter, having to pick up the President after she falls backwards off her chair, laughing the hardest)
President Halvent: "Don't these idiots know who they're up against?"

Communique to the misguided, by President Sarah Jade Halvent:

I've said it once before and I'll say it again, the foundation of military might in APTO (the region 'The Allied Powers') rests solidly on four nations: Crimmond; Imitora; Pantera; and Automagfreek. They are simply, the biggest, baddest folks in the world scene. They're big names. Don't mess with them or else... Well... Goodbye.

So, anyway, all bets are open!
How long will they last against AMF?

A 1 day
B 2 days
C 3 days
D 4 days,
E longer
F AMF won't bother, because he has better things to do.

So far, what you can win is:
5 Orca class Ekranoplans (guided missile frigate)
1 Tartaros class Ekranoplans (Ekrano-battleship)
2 pelican transport ships (biggest transport plane there is)
226 Tennoth Tank (phoenixius made, but not donated by him)
1 mole (underground tunnel maker)
1 billion

Oh, and you need to contribute something yourself, obviously.

Put me in the mix, I say 'F' and I'll put in 300 T-90's. lol, this will be fun to see what AMF does with 'em.

well one of them seems to look and has a future too bad he sided with them...anyways*steals some popcorn, chews like a cow*I put in a 100 A.R.C. troops(highly effiecent clones) and 2 billion credits on f

bumping for bets. Go on! If you bet A, C, or D, you could take it all away! All we need is a moderately sized contribution, a choice, and you're in!

I declare nuetrality in this dispute and will trade with both sides. KA-CHING!

It's hard to bet until AMF allows some understanding of his invasion plan...if he runs it with troops then it might take 4 days, simply because you can only have so many landing craft (even landing aircraft) in one place at one time...fighting would be done by the median plane/boatload of troops.

If he uses Ortillery, however, I give it 2 days.

For the hell of it, I'll throw in 230 Spike-ER (NTD) ATGM sets, with spares on 4 days to complete subjugation (D) and 2 Pelican ULTRA transport aircraft (been sellin' them since april or may 2003, meh) on 3 days to complete subjugation (C).

So, anyway, all bets are open!
How long will they last against AMF?

A 1 day
B 2 days
C 3 days
D 4 days,
E longer
F AMF won't bother, because he has better things to do.

So far, what you can win is:
5 Orca class Ekranoplans (guided missile frigate)
1 Tartaros class Ekranoplans (Ekrano-battleship)
2 pelican transport ships (biggest transport plane there is)
226 Tennoth Tank (phoenixius made, but not donated by him)
1 mole (underground tunnel maker)
14 billion
300 T-90s
100 A.R.C troops
150 Vanguard M.B.Ts
Oh, and you need to contribute something yourself, obviously.
Also, you do realise that the winners will be getting this, each? This is an active bet. Each winner will be recieving this prize each.

Bets so far
me B
Sith B
Dracun imperium F
A few rich people E
Hallad F
Illior B
Eternal flame (pending on what they actually bet) F



F

But I don't use T-90s... Moles are future, much of that is future...

If I win just give me the monetary equivalent of the prizes offered.


Oh, I'll put in 500 lbs of IG-Virus, 100 Eland Mk-7s, 1,000 lbs of VX, 50 MiG-29s, and 100 T-101 tanks. Also 25,000 FN-FAL rifle package deals.

Western Asia: I don't understand. You take it all away if you win. Are you only contributing those prizes if that result is reached? You can't bet on 2 anyway.

The way it works, because I didn't explain it too well is.
You contribute something to the total big prize fund, and make a choice. If you win, then you get everything there. If you lose, then you lose what you contributed. You don't win anything if you don't contribute, but you can make a choice.

We will destroy the demons of AMF, they cannot hit us in return!!!!

"Fools, challenging the might of 'dear' Damien Dreadfire..." muttered the President.

"Indeed, sir, shall we transmit a message showing our support for Automagfreek?"

"A single city of Automagfreek can easily tame these idiots, but I suppose a battalion of Marines wouldn't hurt. Submit our request to Congress. I want a congressioanl approval immediately."

"A'ight, sir."

I know its complete un-needed, but AMF has Chellian support.

...rests solidly on four nations: Crimmond; Imitora; Pantera; and Automagfreek. They are simply, the biggest, baddest folks in the world scene.... :D You, sir, just made my day.

OOC:Biggest, baddest folk on the world scene? Bah. I remember when Me and AMF took out Whittier, aka I did all the work and he picture wanked :P

"The Empire is debating wether or not it is going to send troops to FWS, but the Empire offers sympathy to FWS, despite the many...complications in relations. We still however, think peace can be negotiated in this time and will gladly host talks."

Foriegn Minister Mark Tybalt

"The Empire is debating wether or not it is going to send troops to FWS, but the Empire offers sympathy to FWS, despite the many...complications in relations. We still however, think peace can be negotiated in this time and will gladly host talks."

Foriegn Minister Mark Tybalt


I agree to attend the talks.

*Salutes Crimmond* :wink: Well it's true. I've said it many times in my discussions with APTO members, you four (Crimmond, Pantera, Imitora and AMF) are really big hitters. You've got ability, talent, bloody good RPs and a following. Not always liked and respected, but you do have informal cult followings among the serious RPers in NS.

On a side note, I'd actually proposed (on the APTO internal forums), the creation of an APTO military council, resting on the "Four Cornerstones of APTO Military Might" (the above named), with the rest acting as support and a cheering squad. :lol:

Which reminds me, back on topic.

IC: News release from Adejaani

Our newest export items: "I got pwned by AMF and all my remains got was this T-Shirt!" :twisted:

(OOC: AMF, check TGs in the morning.)

OOC: LMFAO! This is the funniest shit I've read in awhile!

First off AH, Automagfreek is a fascist state you dolt!

Secondly, you're not going to rally enough support against me to even make me blink, and don't think about puppet wanking because an IP check is just a TM away.

Anyways, prepare for the ass kicking to begin AH, let's see how long you last.

So, anyway, all bets are open!
How long will they last against AMF?

A 1 day
B 2 days
C 3 days
D 4 days,
E longer
F AMF won't bother, because he has better things to do.

I vote either F or A. Most likely A. It might amuse AMF to wipe these countries off the face of the NS earth.

*Goes to grab some popcorn and high carb sodas.* 8)

would you like to place a proper bet, or just speculate for now?

(Correction: Check telegrams -now-)

This is highly amusing. The Imperium is almost tempted to destroy these idiots itself just to be nice to Lord Dreadfire and save him the trouble. However, we know how much Damien enjoys this form of entertainment, so we won't deprive him of it.

Asiya Saleh,
Dutchess Alexandria,
Director of Foreign Services

Wouldn't rallying fascists to fight AMF be like trying to rally communists to fight China?

Wouldn't rallying fascists to fight AMF be like trying to rally communists to fight China?

OOC: More or less.

Western Asia: I don't understand. You take it all away if you win. Are you only contributing those prizes if that result is reached? You can't bet on 2 anyway.

The way it works, because I didn't explain it too well is.
You contribute something to the total big prize fund, and make a choice. If you win, then you get everything there. If you lose, then you lose what you contributed. You don't win anything if you don't contribute, but you can make a choice.

Ummm, a) I got it the first time, b) it doesn't really matter. Any proceeds coming to WA will be donated to the Warmongering Orphans Fund, for those orphans that just don't have the wealthy parents to buy them their own army. It's two bets...split based on AMF's tactics (I'm just hedging my bets by placing about 400M-1bn$ of gear on one side and about 200M$ worth of gear on the other...WA doesn't care, I don't care). Frankly, I just like throwing in the gear because it matters so little.

Thé AMF? Hell, you're going to have a damn hard time beating him

OOC: LMFAO! This is the funniest shit I've read in awhile!

First off AH, Automagfreek is a fascist state you dolt!

Secondly, you're not going to rally enough support against me to even make me blink, and don't think about puppet wanking because an IP check is just a TM away.

Anyways, prepare for the ass kicking to begin AH, let's see how long you last.


Just so you know, IF you even consider confronting them militarily, you have Credonia's support

It probably doesn't matter, but we support AMF.

Have fun crushing this insignificant little bug, AMF. :D

would you like to place a proper bet, or just speculate for now?

[OOC: I'm not a betting man so I'll just keep it at speculation.]

Frankly I'm just going to watch and laugh over this war. I wish AMF every success, though he does not need it.

C, as AH is stalling, and this is day 2 already. Unless the bet applies from when i made it in which case B, AH will be dead by the end of tommorow.

and i shall put

firstly the technology behind our radar (which is modern tech but cutting edge)
$3bn
10 tonnes of processed uranium (we have the deposits but are too small for nukes)
10 tonnes of top quality organic weed (or another $1bn for nations who have outlawed it)
and
1000 tomahawk misiles
1000 stinger mislies
some space on our next shuttle load (ie you can launch a couple of sattelites at our expense)

The bet applies to when the war starts properly, so as soon as AMF touches down, the timer starts.
I'll put you down for B then?