NationStates Jolt Archive

The Empire is now deploying 600,000 troops along the border with Shangia which is a break away province.
The armoured fighting vehicle units are also being deployed.
The Emperor has taken this action under the advice of National Security Advisor Adolf Hitler.

100 Scud Launcher units have just received orders to deploy to the border.

This just in, 200,000 Al Fahd's and 500,000 CV9030 Infantry Fighting Vehicles are now on their way to the border with Shangia.
Further, anti aircraft systems are being deployed around the nation's strategic sites.
An ultimatum has been telegramed to Shangia demanding reparations for offending the only true faith, Christianity. They have 48 hours to surrender or face a full scale invasion.

This just in, 200,000 Al Fahd's and 500,000 CV9030 Infantry Fighting Vehicles are now on their way to the border with Shangia.
Further, anti aircraft systems are being deployed around the nation's strategic sites.
An ultimatum has been telegramed to Shangia demanding reparations for offending the only true faith, Christianity. They have 48 hours to surrender or face a full scale invasion.
No. We have every right to kill filthy humans, especially christians.

We condemn these threats toward our Islamic way of life.

This just in, 200,000 Al Fahd's and 500,000 CV9030 Infantry Fighting Vehicles are now on their way to the border with Shangia.
Further, anti aircraft systems are being deployed around the nation's strategic sites.
An ultimatum has been telegramed to Shangia demanding reparations for offending the only true faith, Christianity. They have 48 hours to surrender or face a full scale invasion.
No. We have every right to kill filthy humans, especially christians.
You have 24 hours to change your mind. You must convert to christianity and adopt a christian government with christians receiving special priveleges and you must allow Canales forces on your territory.

We condemn these threats toward our Islamic way of life.
I have troops very close to your land that I could use to attack you. Stay out of this.

Hitler has been reprimanded and relieved of command.
Apologies are issued to Shangia and IIRRAAQQII.
The troop movements are nothing more than a training exercise to test equipment.
However, due to inappropriate actions and statements by the official in charge, the troops are being recalled to their posts and the training exercise is being rescheduled for another time and another location.

The holy empire of Rashiwa are commanding 2.000.000.000 soldiers to the border of Shangia to help our allies. In the same time 1.000.000 Scud launchers and 500.000 tanks are preparing to help Shangie. We demand that the idiotic invaders surrender or prepare to die.

I accept your apology. That hitler is oviously a rogue in your nation. He needs to be relieved of power. He is a war-monger.

The holy empire of Rashiwa are commanding 2.000.000.000 soldiers

OOC: 2 billion soldiers? :shock:

OOC:Rashwa=n00b :lol:

one thing- Rashwa- your nation contains 5 million people, how did you get 2 billion soldiers, 1 million SCUD launchers and 500,000 thousand tanks - OOC:n00b!!!!

Rashwa FILE - Captain Underpants - sir, should we prepare the I.G.N.O.R.E cannon?

General Underpants (captain underpants's dog): rowf, rowf

Cptn Unrpnts: Yessir!! prepare the I.G.N.O.R.E cannon

IGNORE cannon activated, all of rashwa's non-existent troops have been destroyed.

Some of my troops are mercenaries recruited from other countries and other are unregistered soldiers hidden in secret camps below the ground. They are protected by a forcefield, so your I.G.N.O.R.E cannon does not work.
Gert Fuglsbjerg: Prepare an attack
Captain Onan: Ok, sir.
Gert Fuglsbjerg: LAUNCH!!!
All your troops were eliminated.

As we all know the results of modern technology has come to the point where cloning is a possibility. As a result of this all of the soldiers Rashiwa are clones and therefore not in the "folkeregister". And seeing as u have destroyed living and breathing creatures, I will send 10 nuclear bombs scattered over the area to prevent further bloodshed.

general Ronke Reidar: - "RELEASE THE HEADCRABS"
commander koldal: - Ålrighty, crabs aweh.
genral Ronke Reidar: - good work, time for a wank! cyaz...
koldal salutes...

if further development will happen (which i seriously doubt seeing as my nukes have contaminated the area and uranium has a halvationtime on 25 000 000 years it will be for decades), my elite downs-troops shall obliviate the area totally and make "rehabiliterings"-buildings all over the place.

ooc: oy...well well, where to begin. My newbie friends, you have been "ignored" by these larger nations. They found a more interesting way to say it than "I am ignoring you Rashiwa". It would take no life and cause no harm. They just don't particularly feel like associating with you. A nation so young could hardly sustain that mainy troops even if they were clones. And clones that ate only once a week. You'd run out of food or money, I'm not sure which first. And no nation so young could have a nuke, much less ten. Lastly, Rashiwa, you'll country flag has a swastika on it. Those are banned on NS.

nobody sais these clones were "old" ones who had lived in the country for ages did they??? they r totally new and therefore cost no food. besides they are now all dead, as with the other folkz in the ugly region, so it doesnt matter anyways. so FUCK OFFZ!

Let them continue, this is most amusing

My clones are a result of our superior technology and research. They don't need food, only oxygen, and money is no problem because all our researchers work for free, if not they are killed. When it comes to my flag, i am proud of the swastika. The swastika symbols power and a proud tradition! Nobody can disagree!

Now, let's continiue the war:

After the nukes had been launched, and the clones, mercenaries and hidden soldiers had crushed the evil invaders, our general Gert Fuglsbjerg, marches into the battlefiel followed by innumerous rows of soldiers.

Fuglsbjerg: We won the war. These svines have payed for their evil plan. Now, everybody can rape all the corpses they want to.
Captain Onani: Are u serious captain? Can we?
Fuglsbjerg: Yes, all soldiers must have the right to celebrate woth a real good and warm rape.
Captain Onani and the rest of t soldiers: Gert Fuglsbjerg, we salute you! Hurray!

Let them continue, this is most amusing

I have to agree. Though, sadly, they seem pretty stupid for 1. Not reading all the posts about why their whole little campaign is impossible, and 2. Not reading any stickies about how things work.

i think iam doing a favour to the world here.

As a result of the sheer n00biness of Rashiwa i have no choice but to declare a state of war. To end this conflict quickly iam going to turn his nation into the worlds depository for glass. As a result 200 40MT Icbm's are being launched from our silos. Goodbye n00b.

http://www.4ourdegrees.net/nuke.gif

As the missiles are about to hit the ground in "The armed republic of Rashiwa" the new secret weapon of the engineers and researchers of Rashiwa apperas. It is ten thousand gigantic tennis rackets, hitting the missiles. The missiles bounces back and destroyes the silos. Gert Fuglsbjerg tactical knowledge has again showed to be superior.

OH MY FUCKIN GOOD!!! TAKE COVER RASHIWA!!!! FUCK SHIT FUCK!!!!! HIDE HIDE!!! THE IMAGINARY MISSILES ARE COMING UR WAY!!!!! GOD DAMNED!!! THIS IS A FREEKIN WORLD-WIDE-CATASTROPHY!!! IMAGINARY MISSILES UNDER WAY!!! NO!!!!! NOOOOO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!

Most interesting.
Problems:
No new nation could ever have 1 million scuds. There are no nations that have that many, even in real life.

While the clone army thing is interesting, clones are not machines. They are still living beings and they still have to eat and you still have to clothe them.
And since you have a swastika:

IC: The Emperor hereby gives Rashiwa 48 hours to changes their flag and adopt affirmative action programs in their nation or face a full fledged invasion.

As the nation of Rashiwa has given in to our demands, we are standing down our forces.

NOOBS

oh no rashiwa... what have u done? ur swastika has almost lead to an imaginary world-wide war... IIIKK!!!!!! SO WATCH OUT EVERYBODY WITH NORTEH FLAGS OR ELSE "I WILL INVADE U WITH MY FANTASY-ARMY AND CRUSH U". And these clones are special too.. they dont need no water nor food. they only live of drewl as the bakkeboings they are, and drewl is as we all know selfproduced..