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Due to an unknown reason the People's Republic of Whitsoniar and it's surrounding nations have declared war against the Holy Empire of Whitsonia(never met Whitsoniar before, honest) and it's fellow nations in the region of Solidarity. Anticipating an invasion from Whitsoniar, Whitsonia and its allied nations have begun an invasion of Midwest Tanzornio. Whitsonian troops and armored divisions have begun to move from the north to link up with allied troops in the east, west, and south. Airstrikes have also begun on nations allied with Whitsoniar.

OOC: This RP is closed to the Nations of Solidarity, Midwest Tanzornio, The Theocracy of Kuhlschrank, The nation of Yummy Yummy Hungary, and The Fiefdom of Beto.

OOC: lol.....How can you invade a nation that you have also closed the rp to?

I didn't close it. It's in the region of Midwest Tanzornio. All nations in the region can participate.

You don't know why they have declared war on you?

No I don't, they just randomly said "We're going to invade you" They've been planning the invasion on their message boards.

i think its for something stupid...like having the same name or something...but we are attacking them swiftly tonight before they can send their invasion tomarrow...

all my heavily armoured leigions are attacking from the south

Hold your horses. I want to get to the bottom of this. I don't look to kindly on nations that declare war for no reason. I have TGed Whitsoniar, I don't believe he is stupid enough to stand up against me. I am not pledging support to Whitsonia yet, I am just merely trying to avert war between two nations.

On the night of May 25, 2004, The Calvinist nations of Solidarity declared war on the ungodly cesspool and/or hobo-soup of a nation, Whitsoniar. Just hours ago, the Secretariat of the Theocracy of Grumble Cakes declared in a passionate speech, "Buttocks... teehee. But really, those suckahs in Whitsoniar won't know what hit 'em. Well, actually, they will, because it will be us, and we wear bright yellow nickers with our nation's name on them. But that's beside the point, and it was merely a figure of speech anyway!" Thus impassioned by this passionately delivered passionate speech, they passionately set out for victory, honor, and contraband.

The invasion began with the massive Whitsonian troops, soon followed by the fanatical Deutschlandish troops. But the invasion had only just begun...
The greatest military force known to man had not yet entered the arena: The militant army (not to mention the synonomy of the two words) of the founding nation of Solidarity, The Theocracy of Grumble Cakes! Highly trained day in and out, fed on nothing but war and grumble cakes, well-schooled in the art of war, this military machine, imbued with determination only found in true Protestant work ethic, unleashed their secret weapon: themselves. The infidels of Whitsoniar trembled in their nightgowns and girly boots. May God have mercy upon their souls.

First, legions moved in from the east, destroying all in their path. Using the scorched-earth policy, the ungodly border patrols, as well as two forts, were banished from this earth. What would the Whitsoniars do now? Or were they sleeping in their little girly beds, dreaming of a world where they weren't so girly and weak. I think we all know the answer to that question.

Grumble Cakes-

I demand that you cease your invasion until their is a definite response from Whitsoniar. You are declaring war on hearsay, and I will not stand for it. I am not offering aide to either side. I want to hear from both sides before war begins to see if we can end this. If you continue, then I will be forced to stop you.

-President Branam of Jarridia

The war fighting robots from our nation has invaded Whitsonia. There is no escape, they fight to destroy. You should already surrender, our robot forces are beyond numbers, and can not be defeated.

It's true what they say: "Only liars and cheats eat grumble cakes, and those people go to prison." In this case P.O.W. camp. Unfortunately the powerful robots of Emorticon, the countless tanks and air attack of Oil Mongers, and the unstoppable ground forces,"God's Army, of Whitsoniar were there to stop this pathetic invasion from the East. On a side note we found our AK's to be a bit much for Grumble Cake's defense of "pointy sticks." Our prisoners will be dealt with harshly & hopefully this will send a message to those foolish enough to send such a weak excuse for an army.

Exactly how can you invade my nation when your region is under attack by my very forces?

Oh, by the way, I just sent in 3 air mobile divisions into the western part of Midwestern Tanzornio. Thanks and have a nice day!

The war fighting robots from our nation has invaded Whitsonia. There is no escape, they fight to destroy. You should already surrender, our robot forces are beyond numbers, and can not be defeated.

OOC: Don't godmod. Anything can be destroyed, and your "robots" would need a set size due to your population. I think we need to decide if this is modern tech or future tech. Also, both you and and all other invading forces need to RP mobilization and the arrival at Whitsonia.



IC:

Seeing that Whitsoniar has refused to answer any of Jarridia's questions, and instead has gone ahead in their invasion attempt, I am left with no choice. At this time, Jarridia is formally declaring a state of war existing between Whitsoniar and the people and government of Jarridia.

"Today, the nation of Whitsoniar has invaded the peace-loving, and friendly nation of Whitsonia. We are unsure of their reasons behind invasion, but we suspect that their intentions are nothing short of imperialism. We have offered them chances, and they have refused to respond. We will allow it no longer. Whitsoniar, you have made a dreadful mistake. We offer you this last chance to backdown along with all your allies, or it will be all out war. Thank you!"

STAND DOWN NOW!

Current Jarridian Mobilization:

3,000,000 Men
75 Modern Armor Divisions
25 Tank Divisions
65 Radar Artillery

3 Carriers
8 Battleships
10 Cruisers
20 Destroyers
14 AEGIS Cruisers

100 F-16
110 F-15
105 F-22
20 B-2
15 B-52

50 Tomhawk Cruise Missile Batteries

And what do our robots have to be afraid of? Those three clunkers you sent over our region? I'm sure they're shaking in their metallic boots...because I think that's what robots wear... At any rate we shot down your planes, took your pilots prisoner, and have learned some very interesting bits of info about your country. Thanks for the help!

-Col. Walken

Jarrida, we have contacted you. But as an ally I must support my region.

Our fleets are v.mobile from Emorticon. We have quickly infiltrated their region with our speed and numbers. Again... there is no man made army that can withstand the pure power and indestructability of our robots. We are a nation built upon robots, for years we have remained docile...but now is our call to power.

We wish you did not have to get involved as we did contact you.


Our robots have begun letting off nuclear bombs in Whitsonia. Ultimate destruction is all we have in mind.

It is too late.

Optiumus Prime, Director of International Warfare

Responding to the chaos and confusion among the two allied forces, the Secretariat of the Theocracy of Grumble Cakes, Joey Shabadoo, ordered Grumblish high-general Jeanbad LeAwesome to call back the troops. Shabadoo, in his address to the press, stated,
"We don't know what these fools is thinking, and we don't know where to draw the line. In fact, we still don't know what we're fighting for anyway! The Whitsoniar troops as well as troops from Emorticon and Zdravokast have invaded Whitsonia, and that is where this battle must be fought. Those suckah's have invaded our hollowed isles of Solidarity, and I, for one, will not stand for it!"
At the dawn of May 26, 2004, the Grumblish legions pulled out of the lands of Whitsoniar by aircraft, having lost only seventeen men out of 50,000 in the sneak attack from the previous night, and moved to the Whitsonian front, aided by five more legions of 10,000 each.

Meine Freunde,
Lassen wir die Kabbelei enden,
lassen wir den Einfall anfangen.
Deine Armee hat bloß Männer - nein, <i>BUBEN!</i>
Unsere Armee hat riesenhafte Roboter, mitleidlose Diktatoren, und seelenlos Millionen.
Fragen sie nicht "Was kann ich für meinem Staat deinen?" Fragen sie eher "Warum ist meinen Staat ganz beschissen?"
Geben sie sich jetzt gefangen, oder geben sie sich immer gefangen.
-Adolf Himmelsberger,
F.E.O., Das 69th Reich

SOLIDARITY REGION

THE NATION OF DESTRUCTIONBOTS HAVE JOINED A ROBOT MIDWEST TANZORNIO! WE ARE PROUD TO HAVE A ROBOT FAVORING REGION!

ROBOTS ARE NOT A WAVE OF THE FUTURE, BUT ARE IN THE NOW! WE ARE SUPER COMPUTER KILLING MACHINES, WE HAVE ONE PURPOSE, AND THAT IS TO

DESTROY

STEALTHILY WE HAVE ENTERED YOUR REGION AND HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH OUR EMORTICON NEIGHBORS. THERE IS NO HOPE. THE NUCLEAR BOMBS ARE BURNING YOUR NATION TO THE GROUND. OUR CHEMICAL WARFARE SHOWS NO MERCY.
:twisted:


GOODBYE.

YOU DIE NOW.

SOLIDARITY REGION

THE NATION OF DESTRUCTIONBOTS HAVE JOINED A ROBOT MIDWEST TANZORNIO! WE ARE PROUD TO HAVE A ROBOT FAVORING REGION!

ROBOTS ARE NOT A WAVE OF THE FUTURE, BUT ARE IN THE NOW! WE ARE SUPER COMPUTER KILLING MACHINES, WE HAVE ONE PURPOSE, AND THAT IS TO

DESTROY

STEALTHILY WE HAVE ENTERED YOUR REGION AND HAVE JOINED FORCES WITH OUR EMORTICON NEIGHBORS. THERE IS NO HOPE. THE NUCLEAR BOMBS ARE BURNING YOUR NATION TO THE GROUND. OUR CHEMICAL WARFARE SHOWS NO MERCY.
:twisted:


GOODBYE.

YOU DIE NOW.

HAHAH...LOOK WHO IS WINNING NOW!

After the first wave our supporters enter.

We offer them the spoils of your region.

Surrender now and the killing will end, or continue the bloodshed. This war is your fault do to your slander of the Whitsoniar and the Midwest Tanzornio Region.

Optimus Prime

Meine Freunde, meine Feinde,
Lassen wir die Kabbelei enden,
lassen wir den Einfall anfangen.
Deine Armee hat bloß Männer - nein, BUBEN!
Unsere Armee hat riesenhafte Roboter, mitleidlose Diktatoren, und seelenlos Millionen.
Fragen sie nicht "Was kann ich für meinem Staat deinen?" Fragen sie eher "Warum ist meinen Staat ganz beschissen?"
Geben sie sich jetzt gefangen, oder geben sie sich immer gefangen.
-Adolf Himmelsberger,
F.E.O., Das 69th Reich

Bumst du, die Neunundsechszieg Reich.

Also, Half of the Whitsonian forces have begun a move back to defend Whitsonian Soil. While the other half, including 25 of Whitsonia's battlecruisers, 10 armored divisions, 300,000 mobile infantry, and one of its particle cannons, continue to reak havoc upon the region of Midwest Tanzornio.

By the way... ever heard of an EMP... that's right we gots us one of those

OOC: Not only is everyone godmodding, but the rp is rather sad. This has gone from something that could have been good...region v. region, but now...no. Emorticon...your noobishness is off the charts. With a population of 7 million you do not have indestructible robots, now do you have nuclear weapons. Say one more thing about it and you are ignored. Also, neither side has rped any sort of mobilization or landing in the foreign nation. I suggest you all rethink your positions and go from their, or my ignore cannon will be extremely busy.

IC: At this time I am announcing a ceasefire for Jarridia. After having talks with Whitsoniar, he has given me his word not to commit genocide, acts of terror, or maltreatment of POWs. This goes for all of you. If you want me to stay our of military action in your nation, commit none of the following:

1) Acts of Terror
2) Genocide, I don't care what you're using...none of you should have WMD, so I'm not concerned about that, just don't go off killing every civilian in your path.
3) maltreatment of POWs. If you beat them, refuse to feed them or whatever, then its over.

I don't care what side does it, I frown on it. Looks to me that if both sides commited these crimes, I could probably take you all on at once.

I'll be watching you all

-President Branam of Jarridia

The Awesomebots are coming. The awesomebots are coming!

Yes, that is something to be frightened of. A fleet of 7 million. OUR POPULATION IS ALL AWESOMEBOTS.

OOC I don't care if it's not rped properly, its hil-friggin-larious. Keep it up guys, its the ultimate satire of war in the Nationstates univers. I hope this lasts forever.

IC I have sent 500000000 imaginary soldiers with robot defeating rockets and heavy tanks to defend Solidarity. since these are imaginary their main purpose is to strike fear into the metalic hearts of the robot armies. They have never been defeated by any robot army of any size as one shot from their rockets can kill even the toughest robot, on a side note the rockets are useless aganst conventional infantry, that's why we sent imaginary tanks too.

*Whitsoniar launches their quad lasers which decimate all but 5 imaginary tanks...now it's 5 imaginary tanks vs. a fleet of ghost pirates we made a deal with. Unfortunately, we lost half of our robots when they saw the imaginary troops and died from metallic myocardial infarctions. A new army is in the making...using the bodies of captured whitsonian troops fused with metallic parts. Are they human or robots? That's right...your own troops are now ours. MWA HA HA HA HA

After the invasion of the Awesombots to Whitsonia, the Whitsonian fleet figured out how to destroy the Awesomebot..with...THE SNAUSAGE. That's right, Snausages can defeat the Awesomebot. BUT LIKE WE WEREN"T PREPARED FOR THIS. SNAUSAGE IS NO MATCH FOR AWESOME

Anti-Snausage serum was injected into the Awesomebot fuel to prevent infection from snausage bombs. The Awesomebot's have been described by the enemies and Whitsonian residents as "far out" and "groovy" and "some real hip dudes". The urge to fight has been sucked out of them due to the indestructability, and their regular air of sweetness. The awesomebots have been given the key to Whitsonia, and a "shake-down" is going down tonight in the capital, where DJ MEGABIT will bust the house and everybody will do the robot.

President Wittrock watched President Branam of the nation state of Jarridia. The United States of Canada had dealt with the coliation to overthrow the dictator, Sikes he completely agreed with the new president.

Picking up the phone for President Branam to request a conference on this international incident, they should work together since they both oppose the usage of weapons of mess destruction and especially genocide.

-Tag Jarridia-

Late last night Nimbusonia spies were able to successfully poision nearly all drinking water supplies in Whitsonia. On their way out they were able to deploy chemicals that, within weeks, would make their way into the ground water of Whitsonia making its usage nearly impossible for the next few hundred years.

The spies also reported running across several school playgrounds where they planted large, timed, explosive devices. As well as chemicals that once in contact with human skin and, unknown to the person, enters the body and chemically neuters that person and anyone they ever come in contact with.

General Sal T. Hearth had this to say in debriefment of the spies: "Men you have done a horrible, yet great thing tonight. However, you are thanked by your people. Not only have you sucessfully completed your mission, you went above and beyond the call of duty and, in essence, destroyed the future of Whitsonia."

In commenting, King Dave denied any participation in such horrible acts and assured the people the matter would be investigated.

Ok, since God is number 2 on my speed dial, I called him up and asked him a favor. He's wiped out all your freakin awesomebots. Looks like they ain't so freakin awesome now are they??? OH BURN!

*OOC: Just to let y'all know. We're just kind of goofin around with this as y'all may have realized, we didn't mean to offend anyone, sorry if we did.

In killing the awesomebots you left an incredible path of destruction about you. However we contacted OUR god, that's Ra for those interested, and reanimated some dead pirates off the coast of the Empire of DJ Darkdragon. These ghosts will be there to possess and destroy you momentarily.
*on a side note I now must serve Ra for all eternity in the Oasis of Lost Souls. Whatever...it was worth it.

THE DESTRUCTIONBOTS ARE PERFORMING A SWEEP. WITH A LUST FOR BLOOD GUTS GALORE, NO DIFFERENCE IS MADE BETWEEN WOMAN OR CHILD. ALL DIE

NOT ONLY HAVE THEY INFILTRATED WHITSONIA..BUT THE ENTIRE SOLIDARITY REGION

The Whitsonian prisoners are one-by-one tied together and marched off the steep cliffs of Funstrip One. To ensure no further antagonism from the now-barren land the several remaining children, spared by the benevolent forces of Nimbusonia are given lasers for eyes and implanted with control chips. These new mini-warbots ensure the future success of all Whitsoniar, and Midwest Tanzornian, people.

You're god is Ra? Well I called up SG-1.. oohh!!! you guys are goin down!!!!!!