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Austo Hungary issues Declaration of War upon AMF!

Austo Hungary
26-05-2004, 02:54
In response to AMF's sudden withdrawl of support from the FWS which Austo Hungary supported thoroughly Parliment has issued a declaration of War. Forces of Austo Hungary have begun to muster for a war of massive proportions. The prime minister was heard today saying "AMF will feel pain greater than the pain of a thousand blades."
Sarzonia
26-05-2004, 02:57
In response to AMF's sudden withdrawl of support from the FWS which Austo Hungary supported thoroughly Parliment has issued a declaration of War. Forces of Austo Hungary have begun to muster for a war of massive proportions. The prime minister was heard today saying "AMF will feel pain greater than the pain of a thousand blades."

BIG mistake.

He could crush you like a grape in two days.
26-05-2004, 03:00
In response to AMF's sudden withdrawl of support from the FWS which Austo Hungary supported thoroughly Parliment has issued a declaration of War. Forces of Austo Hungary have begun to muster for a war of massive proportions. The prime minister was heard today saying "AMF will feel pain greater than the pain of a thousand blades."


How could you support his support for me? You don't even know the information behind it...
A Wilhelm Scream
26-05-2004, 03:02
OOC: If this becomes a conflict may i assissinate Franz Ferdinand (awesome band by the by) cause that would be sweet.


IC: You sir are a festizio.
Macisikan
26-05-2004, 03:03
In response to AMF's sudden withdrawl of support from the FWS which Austo Hungary supported thoroughly Parliment has issued a declaration of War. Forces of Austo Hungary have begun to muster for a war of massive proportions. The prime minister was heard today saying "AMF will feel pain greater than the pain of a thousand blades."

"Nation: Austo Hungary
Age: 1 RL Day
Population: 5 million.

Austo Hungary was a new actor on the international stage.
They issued a rather ill-advised declaration of war on AMF.

Requiem Aeternum."

-Arn-Maciska Times, Obituaries Section
Automagfreek
26-05-2004, 05:25
Do you really think that your pathetic little nation is even worthy speak our name? You have uttered the words that most wouldn't dare say in their wildest dreams: you have declared war upon us. I guess this is a good thing, it's been awhile since I've ordered a mass extermination, and your insignificant speck of a country is a perfect target.

You have no right to tell me you I can and can't support.

I suggest you grovel on your knees heathen, I have killed thousands of men for saying less. So come, gather your militia men with pointy sticks. Make haste and prepare to meet a short and painful death, for if you don't your suffering will be that much worse. The Death Dealers and Sentinels are ready to send you and your people to whatever God you wish.

Sleep Now in The Fire.


http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Sigma Octavus
26-05-2004, 05:25
(Ya know...I just picture Damien in the same pose every time: The 'Mister Clean' "I'm so badass I fold my arms whenever I damn please" pose.)

The Fortress Nation of Sigma Octavus sends condolences to Austo Hungary's next of kin.
Jurbia
26-05-2004, 05:30
OOC: This should be fun to watch :twisted:
Northrop-Grumman
26-05-2004, 05:37
OOC: It's time to play an oldie but a goodie.
*puts record on the record player*
"...Another one bites the dust
Another one bites the dust
And another one gone, and another one gone
Another one bites the dust..."
Jurbia
26-05-2004, 05:40
OOC: Haha just what I was thinking :D.
Kaukolastan
26-05-2004, 05:47
ISA Memo:

Recommend aligning satellites on Austria-Hungary for fireworks show. Bring popcorn to conference room. Pizza and beer provided.
Automagfreek
26-05-2004, 06:06
This promises to be one of the most glorious ass kickings since the New Spartha incident. Those who remember that know what I'm talking about.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p971819.jpg
Chairman Samuel Jackson
-Department of Defense-
Jarridia
26-05-2004, 06:09
OOC: *grabs popcorn and a cold drink, sits back and gets ready to watch the awesome power of AMF destroy this poorly informed nation*

Goodbye Austo Hungary.....we barely knew thee.
Adejaani
26-05-2004, 06:34
An aide was reported to have overhead the following conversation:

President Halvent: "Is it April 1st?"
Vice President Finn: "No, it's not."
Halvent: "Might as well be. Bet you a hundred Allied Credits the esteemed leader of AMF could wipe them out with his bare hands, Finn."
Finn: "You're on, Boss."
Transnapastain
26-05-2004, 06:53
OIS Note

Check it, some nation pissed off Dreadfire....now taking best on how long he takes to crush it.

IC:

Transnapastain morally supports AMF in his endeavor to defend his honor and commit mass genocide
Automagfreek
26-05-2004, 06:54
Transnapastain morally supports AMF in his endeavor to defend his honor and commit mass genocide

OOC: Very good grasshopper....you've learned well.
Aequatio
26-05-2004, 06:58
As in times long past, Automagfreek has the full support of the Aequatian Republic and its people.

We stand ready to help.

http://home.graffiti.net/bomfy:graffiti.net/kate.jpg
President Kate Juno
Federal Republic of Aequatio
Transnapastain
26-05-2004, 07:00
Transnapastain morally supports AMF in his endeavor to defend his honor and commit mass genocide

OOC: Very good grasshopper....you've learned well.

Thank you, if theres anything we can do ICly, as if you need help, please dont hesitate to ask.

OIS follow-up note
Add this to AMF profile
Genocide = good
Hogsweat
26-05-2004, 07:01
Wow. What a dumb nation. Hopefully the freeks will crush them. Tell them they have our support, for what its worth anyway.

http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40077000/jpg/_40077249_china_hu_ap.jpg
Tah-Kevo
Communist Party Minister
Stand in For Che Guevera
Automagfreek
26-05-2004, 07:18
OIS follow-up note
Add this to AMF profile
Genocide = good

OOC: Automagfreek and Melkor Unchained are some of the few nations that can openly get away with genocide. Quite amusing really. 8)
Hogsweat
26-05-2004, 07:21
Im killing children like China and noone cares :(

On another topic, this war thread looks like a discussion more than a war :P
Patoxia
26-05-2004, 07:26
The Imperial Confederation fully supports any retaliation on the foolish nation of Austo Hungary by the Excessively Armed Empire of Automagfreek.

http://upl.silentwhisper.net/uplfolders/upload9/patoxsigemp.gif
~Emperor Nicholas Tokugawa
The Imperial Confederation of Patoxia

OOC:
This should be a hoot to watch.
Western Asia
26-05-2004, 08:20
Western Asia would like to formally throw its supp--- aw hell, AMF, you know how it all goes.

PS We have some new weapons we'd like to test if there's leisure time for it.
Austar Union
26-05-2004, 09:16
The AMF and his allies have the Austarian Republic's full, and unconditional support in their war in crushing the infidel.

President James Madison had only the following to say,

"I still find it amusing that people dont seem to notice and understand the 'pecking order' in the international community. As for genocide, well, the population pretty much deserves it for electing such a rediculous leader."
Automagfreek
26-05-2004, 14:34
Bump

C'mon AH, you wanted this.
Magdha
26-05-2004, 14:44
I fully support the actions of AMF and am willing to provide 30 Infantry divisions and 12 Tank divisions to assist AMF in commiting annexation and mass genocide of idiotic citizens of austro-hungary.
Automagfreek
26-05-2004, 15:03
I can assure everybody that we do not need any help disposing of this filth. It will be all too easy.



http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Notquiteaplace
26-05-2004, 15:22
While genocide is noramlly frowned apon by NQP, we have decided that a country of this stupidity needs removing for the benifit of our genepool. Our people value their intellegence and see them as a threat.

We pledge a man with a dustpan and brush for cleaning up after however, as this is all that will be of any help.
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 04:34
The Holy Empire of Austo Hungary
Received: 6 hours ago

You fool i feel that your nation is nothing more than a small ball of slime and bile coughed up by a kitty cat. You will be crushed beneath my ultimate might. Fear me!


OOC: Can't.....stop......laughing......
:lol:
Soviet Haaregrad
27-05-2004, 04:46
Soviet Haaregrad
27-05-2004, 04:54
Haaregradia condemns the thought of genocide commited against the Austo Hungarians...

...but not enough to actually do anything to stop it.
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 04:59
The AMF fleets made a sharp about face upon hearing of the declaration of war against the Empire. The Sentinels burned and seethed as they were told that Blood Feud had been declared by Lord Dreadfire, a punishment that only the most vile of heathens receive. The readied themselves to once again pillage, rape and burn their way to total victory. Life was of no concern.

Warchief, you are instructed to raze the enemy to the ground and take what you will. Leave none alive, for they have lost their right to survive. Drag the Waters.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p968858.jpg
The One Who Shall Remain Unnamed
-Lord of the Death Dealers-
Servant of the Dread Fires

Confirmed Sir, we will make quick work of these over confident dogs. ETA: 8 hours.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p972409.jpg
-=Zander=-
-Warchief of AMF Forces-

***

Zander turned from the communications console and lit his cigar. He shifted it around in his mouth breifly before picking up a small radio. He clicked it into the on position and raised it to this emotionless face. Fellow Sentinels, do you remember the massacre of New Spartha? Do you remember the taste of their blood and the look of terror upon their faces? I remember it all too well, and the time has come for us to unleash the Fires of Hell yet again. Every man, woman and child is to be slain and their corpses defiled. We wil teach these heathen bastards a lesson in pain, and we will inflict such wrath upon them that they will beg for death before the end comes. Show them no mercy, show them that the might of the Sentinels is not to be contested. Send them to their deaths... every last one of them, and hang their broken bodies from the highest peaks of the land as an eternal reminder.

The Flame Has Returned!

The decks of the Freek vessels echoed with the roars of 100,000 Sentinels. Beating their chests and gnashing their teeth, their eerie cries lifted up through the mists and carried across the waters. There would be much death to deal, and the Sentinels yearned for their chance to get a taste of warm blood and cold steel yet again.

***

War Nerve this is Ghostrider. We are in formation at bearing one, five, zero, niner. ETA aproximatly 3 hours.

The comms hub of the AMFS War Nerve beamed with chatter to the B2 pilots which left AMF forwad bases mere minutes after the declaration of war. Roger that Ghostrider, continue as planned. Keep the formation tight and report in once you have a visual. War Nerve out.

Slipping silently beneath the crashing waves, Freek subs commanders broke formation and seperated themselves from the fleets. A few stayed behind, but the 3 squardons of subs split into their groups and trudged ahead of the massive armada.

Missile frigates and the accompanying aircraft carriers began briefing their personnel and preapring themselves for the bombardment that was to take place in the next few hours. They were more than ready.

***

To the people of the world I say this: there will be much bloodshed in the hours to come as the Sentinels trample yet another foe. We expect our victory to be quick and greusome, with the end result being the total destruction of Austo Hungary. Take one last look at their lands before they are scorched with the unrelenting wrath of over 100,000 Sentinels, more than would be required to stamp out this insignificant vermin. I will yet again make an example of these heathens in a manner that has not been seen since the days of New Spartha. In the hours ahead the Sentinels will unleash such fury that it would make the demons in the 7th level of Hell quiver in fear.

The Flame Has Returned, and don't fuck with the Dread Fires.

Austo Hungary...Rest In Peace. All this because we chose to no longer support Fascist White States....


http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Antarctic Base 211
27-05-2004, 05:00
(AMF, check TGs. I know I posted that in the other thread, this is just in case you're no longer checking it.)
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 05:15
OOC: This is almost sad. A n00b declaring war on me because I chose to no longer back Fascist White States......

FWS has no beef with my decision, but in marches this cocky n00b. Ah well, it's been awhile since I squashed somebody.
27-05-2004, 05:18
OOC: This is almost sad. A n00b declaring war on me because I chose to no longer back Fascist White States......

FWs has no beef with my decision, but in marches this cocky n00b. Ah well, it's been awhile since I squashed somebody.



Hey your support is your's to give when and to whom you wish... I really don't have a right to yell at you for withdrawing your support. Although I can't say I'm thrilled over it. I think we just had varying ideas as to what I intended to do in the war on terror. (And the general who went rogue, and is now dead, had much different ideas).
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 05:24
<AMF News Update>

We interrupt your regularly scheduled program to bring you breaking news of the highest importance. Today, Lord Dreadfire has declared "Blood Feud" on Austo Hungary, something he has not done since the days of New Spartha. For those that are unfamiliar with "Blood Feud", we will try to explain it. Here is a quote from Information Minister Hartman:

"Blood Feud is genocide to the highest level. The Feud will not end until the entire bloodline of the offender is extinguished. It is brutal and unrelenting, for once Blood Feud has been declared, there will not be an end. That is until the last person is dead, which in Austo Hungary's case shouldn't be too long.

We will not be photographing this war due to it's extreme potency. Blood Feud is a thing that no living man should see."

***

AMF News will break in with updates as they happen.

This has been an AMF News update.
Macisikan
27-05-2004, 06:00
Kinda IC:
Message received by AMF High Command:
"Hang on a second, don't kill AH just yet!"

*the entire Macisikani government runs out of the chambers of parliament to the kitchens and grabs popcorn. High above AH Maciskani spy sattilites move into position; the parliament wants a good view.
M.P.'s skid around the corners and fall back into their seats.*

A few seconds later the AMF message centre beeps again.
"OK, we're ready. You can kill him now.
Oh, and if your generals want some popcorn, give us a yell; we got plenty."
Scandavian States
27-05-2004, 06:15
The Emperor would address the world himself, but at the moment he is... highly amused and is therefor in no condition to make a presence on the world stage concerning this matter. We ask the an Imperium camera crew be allowed to join the AMF forces, if for no other reason than genocide should be documented for the world to see and be revolted by it.

Asiya Saleh,
Dutchess Alexandria,
Director of Foreign Affairs


[Not that we have a problem with genocide in this case, it's just that it shouldn't be encouraged as a proper way to conduct war.]
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 06:18
The Emperor would address the world himself, but at the moment he is... highly amused and is therefor in no condition to make a presence on the world stage concerning this matter. We ask the an Imperium camera crew be allowed to join the AMF forces, if for no other reason than genocide should be documented for the world to see and be revolted by it.

Asiya Saleh,
Dutchess Alexandria,
Director of Foreign Affairs

Permission granted.

-Minister Hartman-


[Not that we have a problem with genocide in this case, it's just that it shouldn't be encouraged as a proper way to conduct war.]

OOC: I would actually prefer the term "total war" over genocide.

AMF regularly targets non-combatants because it's our belief that if you're in the middle of a crossfire, then obviously you don't care for your life. Screwy concept by most people's standards, but that's Freeks for you I guess.
Austar Union
27-05-2004, 06:26
President Madison did not have the opportunity to watch the New Spartha incident, however he promises to read it for general amusement. At the same time, we also ask the Sentinels in Automagfreek to make this as amusing as possible....


OOC: Actually, this is what I wish the Austar Union could be like, but Im too tiny to be able to do it. At the same time, there is the future........*evil laugh* Muhahahahahahahahaha! *coughs uncontrollably*
Ting Ling
27-05-2004, 06:33
Presidential Residence
Hunghung City, Ting Ling

"They WHAT?"

"Austo Hungary declared war on Automagfreek, Mister President."

The President of the Republic of Ting Ling thought for a moment before asking the next question on his mind. "Who are they, where are they, and why did they declare war?"

"They declared war because AMF withdrew support for Fascist White States," Ting Ling's CGS (Chief of the General Staff) replied. "As for your other two questions, AH is a small nation, and they're located right... here," he continued, centering the electronic map on the aforementioned nation.

"Where?" The President couldn't see any nation marked 'Austo Hungary'. The CGS handed over a magnifying glass, and with its help, the President was finally able to make out the nation. "Jesus Christ," he muttered. "They've just declared war on AMF?"

"Yes, Mister President."

The President shook his head. "Talk about stupidity. Pity AH's people will have to suffer because of it." He paused for a moment. "How long do the TLIS (Ting Ling Intelligence Service) think they'll last?"

"Let me put it this way, Mister President; I hear the analysts have started a pool on how many minutes it'll take for AMF to flatten AH, and not many of the bets are for triple figures."

"Out of curiousity, do we have anything in the area?"

"There's a photorecon bird in position, which will be able to get a view of the area for the next four hours. After that, there's a gap of two hours before the next window of observation."

"Tell you what, General," the Preident commented after a few moments' thought. "You get the cameras pointed in the right direction and the feed relayed to this office, and I'll send down for popcorn and drinks. This should be interesting and instructive to watch."
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 06:45
OOC: :lol: God I love these posts. Classic.
Transnapastain
27-05-2004, 06:51
Think hes even going to bother replying?
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 06:54
Think hes even going to bother replying?

OOC: He's usually on when I'm not, so I'll wait.

I'm going to try to smash him in as few posts as possible. Let's see how many it takes.
Transnapastain
27-05-2004, 06:55
bet on 3

one = landing
two = RWAR GENOCIDE, ph3r
three = leaving
Aequatio
27-05-2004, 06:59
bet on 3

one = landing
two = RWAR GENOCIDE, ph3r
three = leaving

What about the fourth post where there's gloating all around about how n00bs were better to crush back in the day with the likes of Perrier and M.C.?
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 07:00
OOC: It'll be more than that, because I want to see how big of a fight he is going to put up. My expectations are rather low considering he has a whopping population of 6 million (compared to my 2.477 billion).

Expect total burnination.
Scandavian States
27-05-2004, 07:01
[Damn you Aequatio, you brought on a fit of nestalgia when mentioned Perrier. Whatever happened to him/her, anyway?]
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 07:03
[Damn you Aequatio, you brought on a fit of nestalgia when mentioned Perrier. Whatever happened to him/her, anyway?]

OOC: Perrier/Zoland was IP banned for posting g0at and other p0rn. Perrier kinda went off the deep end after I kicked his ass.
Adejaani
27-05-2004, 07:38
OOC: In the immortal words of Slag, "Perrier, you're dead. Stay in character!"
Christianmissionries
27-05-2004, 07:53
In response to AMF's sudden withdrawl of support from the FWS which Austo Hungary supported thoroughly Parliment has issued a declaration of War. Forces of Austo Hungary have begun to muster for a war of massive proportions. The prime minister was heard today saying "AMF will feel pain greater than the pain of a thousand blades."
That decision is between AMF and FWS. Its none of your business.
Backdown or else.
Transnapastain
27-05-2004, 08:10
In response to AMF's sudden withdrawl of support from the FWS which Austo Hungary supported thoroughly Parliment has issued a declaration of War. Forces of Austo Hungary have begun to muster for a war of massive proportions. The prime minister was heard today saying "AMF will feel pain greater than the pain of a thousand blades."
That decision is between AMF and FWS. Its none of your business.
Backdown or else.


I think AMF has the "or else" covered :P
Western Asia
27-05-2004, 08:46
OOC: In the immortal words of Slag, "Perrier, you're dead. Stay in character!"

OOC: I forgot who said that! Damn... IC time!

IC: Upon hearing news of the forthcoming slaughter, the President and Vice President of Western Asia boarded a supersonic transport plane for the region. Once in the area, they boarded a local Western Asian cruiser with their lawn chairs, wet bar, kettlecorn and hot dog stands, and an array of other officials to watch the show.

For the special benefit of this crowd, a number of high-endurance UAVs were prepped for launch over the combat zone with live video feeds set up to relay the sights back to the ship. All nonessential work was frozen as personnel gathered on the deck to watch the war projected onto the side of the superstructure and as binocular stands were set up on the edge of the deck, for those who wanted to watch the AMF forces in action.

Although the start of the show had no official time, drinks started to flow along with the snacks as the gathered crowd watched similar videos of the New Spartha Blood Feud and other AMF feats that had been edited into a 'historical highlights' video after the last war.
Rufai
27-05-2004, 11:41
Rufai also wishes for a camera crew to accompany AMF troops if they are going to invade AH. Premier Rufai would find it humorous to view the crushing of a cocky young nation.
Tasty Foods
27-05-2004, 13:58
A young boy walks in to President Williams's office, handing him a message.

"Sir, this is a message from General Kelley. He says it's urgent."

Thank you. You can leave now.

The boy walks out as President Williams's reads the message. Seconds later, loud laughs are heard coming from the office, followed by a loud thump.

The President's wife walks into the room and sees that her husband is on the floor, laughing.

"What is so funny?" she asks.

Listen to this. The message reads:

"The tiny nation of Austo Hungary has just declared war on the superpower Automagfreek. The reason: Automagfreek's withdrawing of his support for Fascist White States. I suggest we set up a few satellites over Austo Hungary, fix some popcorn, get a cold one, and enjoy the fun. I only wish we could be a part of the fun."

Ah, this brings me back to the good ol' days. You don't see n00bs this stupid anymore. This war...well you can't really call it a war. This slaughtering should be interesting.
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 14:39
Bump
Notquiteaplace
27-05-2004, 14:40
One of our sattelites has moved over AH to watch. We wish to see this too, it is scheduled for the ten minutes between "who wants to be an immigrant" and the news. The news is expected to be that AH is dead.
Tasty Foods
27-05-2004, 14:43
I wonder if he's going to post. :?
The Silver Turtle
27-05-2004, 14:51
OOC: *grabs a box of popcorn and waves goodbye to Austo Hungary*
IC:
The Great Ineffable Bob looked at the report. It would seem a young nation had mouthed off, and Automagfreek was about to destroy them. He set his large television to display the best high-resolution images from his spysats in the area.
Leaning back in his comfy chair, he grabbed a box of popcorn and watched the show, waving goodbye to the soon-to-be-short-lived ants that were the Austo-Hungary citizens*
Automagfreek
27-05-2004, 17:12
OOC: Any time now Austo Hungary....
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 02:45
AMF fleets are now within striking distance of Austo Hungary and are awaiting their final orders to move in an destroy. We still have heard nothing from the government of Austo Hungary, and all we can assume at this point is that they are all hiding somewhere in underground bunkers in an attempt to wait out the coming storm.

To them I say this: you all are damn cowards. Do you think Lord Dreadfire would take one ounce of shit from a piddling nothing like you? You brought this on yourselves, and at least have enough honor to die with your people.

The end will be upon you soon.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p971819.jpg
Chairman Samuel Jackson
-Department of Defense-
Izistan
28-05-2004, 03:03
OOC: Looks like fun. *Sits back with popcorn* Let the Genocide begin!
Hattia
28-05-2004, 03:30
Haton: Prime Minister's Office

"What...!"
"It's actually true..."
<fits of laughter>
"Damn, what idiots..."

[code:1:8bc3c36493]
Official Statement

Hattia announces our support for AH, we will drive back the fascist forces of AMF with our armies of flying rodent mutant pixellated fairies. When we capture Mr. Dreadfire, we will deploy our most gruesome instrument of torture... THE COMFY CHAIR!!!
[/code:1:8bc3c36493]

http://www.ai.mit.edu/people/paulfitz/spanish/tt12.jpg

This was, of course, a joke...
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 04:00
War Nerve, this is Ghostrider. The pattern is clear, commencing bombardment. Over and out.

The squadron of B2's broke formation and split into several smaller groups. Each group took a seperate direction towards the far sides of Austo Hungary while a larger contingent continued on towards the shorelines. The main striking force maintained it's high altitude as they begna their final approach. The B2's sighted in their targets below, mostly civilian structures, and began dropping thier massive ordinance on the unsuspecting people below. Bomb and after bomb left the bay doors and began it's slow falll towards the ground. Elsewhere, other B2 pilots were radioed their targets from the War Nerve after careful satellite analysis.


***At the same moment***


The War Nerve opened fire from a distance on the designated beach head with it's massive 16" guns. High explosive rounds screamed out from the massive barrels of the deck guns and large clouds of powder filled the air as other AMF vessels joined in the volly. Freek missile frigates began launching large vollies of Tomahawk cruise missiles at the beach head per advise of Freek intelligence. The War Nerve's rate of fire hastened as more and more high explosive rounds were loaded and launched, and after several minutes of unrelenting vollies Zander gave the order....

....for the first assault wave of 6,000 Sentinels began their massive push towards the shore. AMF destroyers followed close to the transports along with several groups of Freek subs. Shooting off the decks of the AMFS Invincible, 3 wings of F-14's took to the air and held a tight pattern around the transports, only breaking formation when the Sentinels were almost upon the shore. The fighter wings began their combat maneuvers and began launching multiple vollies of missiles at and visable military and civilian targets below.

***

The first transports were mere yards away from the sandy beaches as the transports opened fire with a series of 60mm mortar fire to provide cover for the bloodthirsty hoard of Sentinels that itched for a piece of the action. The beach was a complete warzone, covered in a thick smoke from the massive rain of ordinance, and at last the doors of the first transport flew open, and out rushed the first platoons of Sentinels. Running at full pace, they howled and screamed as they decended upon their foes, guns blazing.

Excellent, it has begun. Zander chuckled. Deploy waves 2, 3 and 4 on T minues 20 minutes. I want armor on that beach immediatly so that we can level these sons of bitches quickly. Keep the sorties going nonstop, and order the B2's to make their final approach.

A green deckhand saluted and scurried to the comms console and began rapidly relaying orders. Zander stepped out onto the rattling deck of the War Nerve as it's guns continued to blaze loudly. Move the fleets in so that we can continue to provide our forward elements with support. Zander shouted back into the command room. The deckhand wiped the sweat from his brow and nodded upon hearing Zander's request. Another round screamed from the 16" guns, but Zander did not flinch. instead, his eyes remained fixed on the shores of Austo Hungary.
IDF
28-05-2004, 04:27
The IDF Knesset voted 312-38 for a declaration against the facist Astro Hungary.

IDF AF planes used in 1st strike
FIGHTER
312 F-22A Raptor (stealth)
548 F-35A JSF (stealth)
600 F-15E Strike Eagle
240 F-15C Eagle
750 F-16C Falcon
156 F-4G Wild Weasel II
244 F-14D Tomcat
296 F/A-18E Super Hornet
BOMBER
56 B-2A Spirit (stealth)
62 F-117 Nighthawk (stealth)
72 B-52H
46 B-1B
HELO
144 RAH-66 Comanche (reduced RCS)
196 AH-64D Apache Longbow
244 AH-1 Super Cobra
SUPPORT
18 E-767 (no AWACs enter enemy airspace)
10 E-3C Sentry
8 E-2C
60 KC-767 (refuelers over friendly sky only)
36 KC-135
40 KC-110
24 AC-130 gunship

attack plan, stealth JSF will come in and bomb SAM radars that appear with HARM missiles,
F-22A Raptors will come under stealth and use AA missiles
F-14s will fire Phoenix missile with 115 mile range to get planes at long range
B-2 and F-117 will bomb targets like runways, bases, formations, AA centers, and seaports.

Then the rest will come in with F-16s hitting SAMs, AAA and bases
F-4s will hit AA sites

the rest will attack planes or bomb
IDF
28-05-2004, 04:28
double post, please post damage
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 04:30
Cease and desist, this is our war.


http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
IDF
28-05-2004, 04:32
Cease and desist, this is our war.


http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
sorry, but I am at war with facist and this is one that the Mossad has found to be a threat and planning war on us. We will bomb him to submission. Don't question IDF national sovereignty.
Echigo-Kai
28-05-2004, 04:33
From what Ive seen AMF isnt one to be refused and told to mind their own business.
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 04:35
sorry, but I am at war with facist and this is one that the Mossad has found to be a threat and planning war on us. We will bomb him to submission. Don't question IDF national sovereignty.

This is not a question of your sovereignty, this is a question of you getting inbetween a wolf and his prey. Either stay the hell out of this war or we will pummel you next, and you will not be warned again. I don't fuck around nor do I play childish games. This is Blood Feud, and you will not get involved.

And if you claim to be at war with fascists, then I guess you forgot that I myself am a dictator.



http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Whittier
28-05-2004, 05:35
sorry, but I am at war with facist and this is one that the Mossad has found to be a threat and planning war on us. We will bomb him to submission. Don't question IDF national sovereignty.

This is not a question of your sovereignty, this is a question of you getting inbetween a wolf and his prey. Either stay the hell out of this war or we will pummel you next, and you will not be warned again. I don't fuck around nor do I play childish games. This is Blood Feud, and you will not get involved.

And if you claim to be at war with fascists, then I guess you forgot that I myself am a dictator.



http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Whittier will go to war to defend its ally and fellow member of the Whittier Pact.
However, this could be avoided if IDF took our advice and let AMF pummel AH into the ground before sending in their own forces.
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 05:39
Whittier will go to war to defend its ally and fellow member of the Whittier Pact.
However, this could be avoided if IDF took our advice and let AMF pummel AH into the ground before sending in their own forces.

We highly advice IDF to take your words to heart, because we would hate to go to war with Whittier, a country we've always held in good light.

Strong word of advice: keep IDF out of our business, especially a Blood Feud.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p968858.jpg
The One Who Shall Remain Unnamed
-Lord of the Death Dealers-
Servant of the Dread Fires
Whittier
28-05-2004, 05:42
Whittier will go to war to defend its ally and fellow member of the Whittier Pact.
However, this could be avoided if IDF took our advice and let AMF pummel AH into the ground before sending in their own forces.

We highly advice IDF to take your words to heart, because we would hate to go to war with Whittier, a country we've always held in good light.

Strong word of advice: keep IDF out of our business, especially a Blood Feud.

http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p968858.jpg
The One Who Shall Remain Unnamed
-Lord of the Death Dealers-
Servant of the Dread Fires

It is enough that Austro Hungary is getting his head handed back to him on a platter. IDF ought to allow AMF to finish off AH. That way IDF will be able to use his forces against other fascists rather than being bogged down with having to occupy a nation.
For Whittier's part, if AMF annexes AH, we would be interested in opening a consulate in that "province".
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 05:45
For Whittier's part, if AMF annexes AH, we would be interested in opening a consulate in that "province".

We plan to pillage the land of as many resources as we can find, but after that we have no plans for the territory. If you want it you can have it.

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p3408.jpg
John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-
Whittier
28-05-2004, 05:46
For Whittier's part, if AMF annexes AH, we would be interested in opening a consulate in that "province".

We plan to pillage the land of as many resources as we can find, but after that we have no plans for the territory. If you want it you can have it.

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p3408.jpg
John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-
We were planning on letting IDF move his troops in after you were done with it.
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 05:47
We were planning on letting IDF move his troops in after you were done with it.

There won't be much left....but alright.

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p3408.jpg
John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-
Whittier
28-05-2004, 05:47
If you find any pottassium nitrate there, we would be most interested, and if you find any titanium.
Whittier
28-05-2004, 05:47
We were planning on letting IDF move his troops in after you were done with it.

There won't be much left....but alright.

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p3408.jpg
John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-
There will be zero left. :lol:
Daylam
28-05-2004, 05:48
OOC: Man I love hearing the John Kimble "Im a cop you idiot!" prank calls.
IC

The Turkic People's Qaghanate of Daylam wishes AH a long and prolonged, excruciatingly painful death.
Whittier
28-05-2004, 05:50
OOC: Man I love hearing the John Kimble "Im a cop you idiot!" prank calls.
IC

The Turkic People's Qaghanate of Daylam wishes AH a long and prolonged, excruciatingly painful death.

OOC: Who's John Kimble?
Daylam
28-05-2004, 05:52
Arnold Scharzenegger played John Kimble in "Kindergarten Cop", and ever sense there have been prank calls based on Ah-nold sayings and phrases.
Celdrone
28-05-2004, 05:52
OOC: Austo Hungary, bend over, place your head firmly between your legs and kiss your ass good-bye.
Whittier
28-05-2004, 05:54
Arnold Scharzenegger played John Kimble in "Kindergarten Cop", and ever sense there have been prank calls based on Ah-nold sayings and phrases.
You're joking.
Daylam
28-05-2004, 05:58
Nope.

"Hello, who is this?"
"Im detective John Kimble" (ah-nold voice)
"What do you want?"
"IM A COP YOU IDIOT!"
"Ok, what do you want?"
"Who is ya daddy, and what does he do?"
"What?!"
"Let me talk to your mother please"
"???"
"I hope you leave some room for my fist because Im going to ram it into your stomach!!"

Hilarity ensues.
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 06:17
OOC: Alright AH, either fight back or I'm going to assume that I have zero resistance.

I know you're not ignoring this because you're the one that declared war on me. If you don't do something, I'll finish you in 1 post.
Western Asia
28-05-2004, 07:41
OOC: Alright AH, either fight back or I'm going to assume that I have zero resistance.

I know you're not ignoring this because you're the one that declared war on me. If you don't do something, I'll finish you in 1 post.

OOC: Please make that post say it took 3 or 4 days to finish killin' everyone.
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 18:31
OOC: Bump while I type up the final post.
Tasty Foods
28-05-2004, 18:32
This should be good.

*kicks back with popcorn and 6 pack of Budweiser*
Notquiteaplace
28-05-2004, 18:36
damn, for all those who bet, i have set the money aside for your prize. Did anyone win? Well anyway, if you did, enjoy the money/uranium and soft drugs (or more money) we have sent the man with dustpan in to clean up. We wna to sell the dust of dead nation, any takers? theres lots of it and our people dont want that much.

Any pagan countries? Im sure the dust of a dead country would be useful for Wicca?

We will supply a few hundred kilograms to the winner if they want it.

Our cleaner is equipped with a dyson and a lot of bin bags....

All of this assuming AMF allows us to do so. Afterall, being the victors they get first pick of the goodies before the vultures arrive....
Aust
28-05-2004, 18:47
OOC: Seeing as I rember the New Sparta incident, I know how fun to watch this will be...and AMF is a lot bigger now.

*Deploys sofa and watches the pritty radioactive colours.*
Jordaxia
28-05-2004, 19:02
well, the bet hasn't started yet, it starts as soon as someone attacks. It looks like it will be the A's who win, as it seems AMF will finish it in one post.
Since nobody bet on A, there will be no winners, and I, as the betmaster, will have to take the winnings, (nah, it'll be returned. Now would be the time to bet A though!)
Automagfreek
28-05-2004, 19:06
well, the bet hasn't started yet, it starts as soon as someone attacks. It looks like it will be the A's who win, as it seems AMF will finish it in one post.
Since nobody bet on A, there will be no winners, and I, as the betmaster, will have to take the winnings, (nah, it'll be returned. Now would be the time to bet A though!)

OOC: My first post was on page 4.

War Nerve, this is Ghostrider. The pattern is clear, commencing bombardment. Over and out.

The squadron of B2's broke formation and split into several smaller groups. Each group took a seperate direction towards the far sides of Austo Hungary while a larger contingent continued on towards the shorelines. The main striking force maintained it's high altitude as they begna their final approach. The B2's sighted in their targets below, mostly civilian structures, and began dropping thier massive ordinance on the unsuspecting people below. Bomb and after bomb left the bay doors and began it's slow falll towards the ground. Elsewhere, other B2 pilots were radioed their targets from the War Nerve after careful satellite analysis.


***At the same moment***


The War Nerve opened fire from a distance on the designated beach head with it's massive 16" guns. High explosive rounds screamed out from the massive barrels of the deck guns and large clouds of powder filled the air as other AMF vessels joined in the volly. Freek missile frigates began launching large vollies of Tomahawk cruise missiles at the beach head per advise of Freek intelligence. The War Nerve's rate of fire hastened as more and more high explosive rounds were loaded and launched, and after several minutes of unrelenting vollies Zander gave the order....

....for the first assault wave of 6,000 Sentinels began their massive push towards the shore. AMF destroyers followed close to the transports along with several groups of Freek subs. Shooting off the decks of the AMFS Invincible, 3 wings of F-14's took to the air and held a tight pattern around the transports, only breaking formation when the Sentinels were almost upon the shore. The fighter wings began their combat maneuvers and began launching multiple vollies of missiles at and visable military and civilian targets below.

***

The first transports were mere yards away from the sandy beaches as the transports opened fire with a series of 60mm mortar fire to provide cover for the bloodthirsty hoard of Sentinels that itched for a piece of the action. The beach was a complete warzone, covered in a thick smoke from the massive rain of ordinance, and at last the doors of the first transport flew open, and out rushed the first platoons of Sentinels. Running at full pace, they howled and screamed as they decended upon their foes, guns blazing.

Excellent, it has begun. Zander chuckled. Deploy waves 2, 3 and 4 on T minues 20 minutes. I want armor on that beach immediatly so that we can level these sons of bitches quickly. Keep the sorties going nonstop, and order the B2's to make their final approach.

A green deckhand saluted and scurried to the comms console and began rapidly relaying orders. Zander stepped out onto the rattling deck of the War Nerve as it's guns continued to blaze loudly. Move the fleets in so that we can continue to provide our forward elements with support. Zander shouted back into the command room. The deckhand wiped the sweat from his brow and nodded upon hearing Zander's request. Another round screamed from the 16" guns, but Zander did not flinch. instead, his eyes remained fixed on the shores of Austo Hungary.

I'll have him in 1 more uber post.
Aust
28-05-2004, 19:09
Depends, are you going to Nuke him, he could hold you up around his captal. He hasn't replyed yet.

IC: Any survivors and refugges, could they be transported to Aut. (uif their are any)
Notquiteaplace
28-05-2004, 19:09
Notquiteaplace has already bet but would change if this were unfair.

However due to your good sportsmanship we wish you to keep a couple of billion of what we put in, we know it is small cash, but you could buy a couple of thousand tomahawks or a few hundred thousand swimming pools with it, or something useful like a lot of vodka..

anyway just read to see what he would do. Does killing in the second day constitute B. If so does that mean all Bs win? If so keep the money i put in anyway.
Jordaxia
28-05-2004, 19:17
Everyone who wins will win the total prize, it will not be split, unless the donator specifically states that it will be split. Today is B day, since the first war post was yesterday, so, if it ends today, me and a few others win!
IDF
28-05-2004, 21:03
For Whittier's part, if AMF annexes AH, we would be interested in opening a consulate in that "province".

We plan to pillage the land of as many resources as we can find, but after that we have no plans for the territory. If you want it you can have it.

http://invisionfree.com:54/40/9/upload/p3408.jpg
John Kimble
-AMF Information Ministry-

agreed, after only afew of the planes dropping their lodas, they were ordered back.

OOC; Sorry I have finals this week and am not able to get on much. Done on the 2nd
Magdha
28-05-2004, 21:59
AMF, I'll buy AH territory from you after you are done with it, that is if you don't want it.
Whittier
28-05-2004, 22:39
Once AMF is done, IDF will move in to annex the territory.
It is in Whittier's national security interest to see AH as a province of IDF.
Whittier's armed forces will be reinforcing IDF occupation forces.
Bonstock
28-05-2004, 23:01
"Field Marshal Adolphus, it seems that Austria Hungary declared war on AMF. AMF is already invading."

"General Lung, rig up the big screen. Admiral Von Stueben, get the popcorn and the vodka. And tell the furnature office to bring up our recliners!"

"Hey, sir," interupted the Admiral, "since we like being on the winning side, lets see if we can join AMF. It would boost us in the old polls quite a bit."

"I'll send a transmission."

Transmission to AMF:

We would be glad to help you in the war against Austro-Hungary. A Corps of 5 divisions could be deployed within 30 days, along with 10 fighter wings and naval support.

If help is not required, we are able to provide financial and logistical assistance if necissary. Bonstocknian companies are looking for logistics and nation-building contracts.
Daylam
28-05-2004, 23:11
Daylam will be sending a team comprising 400 13-year McDonals employees with brooms to sweep up AH after AMF is done.
Gaia Rodina
28-05-2004, 23:21
Gaia Rodina
28-05-2004, 23:21
OOC-OH MY GOD I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST SAW THIS!!!

IC
The People's Republic of Gaia Rodina supports AMF's hordes in their mass genocide of Austo Hungary, if only because we do not want our sorry asses kicked for doing otherwise. That is all.

http://admiral.centro.ru/admiral2.jpg
Admiral Yuri Padorin
Red Fleet Command
People's Republic of Gaia Rodina
Automagfreek
29-05-2004, 00:35
OOC: Alright, here comes the uber post of DEAT. Austo Hungary, you've had plenty of time to respond, and I know you're active because we've been trading TM's and you've posted several threads. Since I don't feel like wasting any more time on you, I'm going to make this short and sweet.

Due to your absence I can only assume that there is no resistance. I know you're not ignoring this because you are the one who declared war on me. Well, here it is....the end of Austo Hungary.

IC:


<25 minutes after initial assult>

The engines of mighty B52 bombers roared to life on the airstrip of the AMF/APTO forward installation. Several wings of heavy bombers, and of all things C-130's, were given the green light to execute their orders. With great haste the bombers took to the clouldless sky, packed to the brim with ordinance. Their escort would meet up with them shortly courtesy of the carrier AMFS Invincible. From there, they would rally with the the B2's after they finished their runs on the outermost sections of Austo Hungary.

As the B52's took off, the B2's inside AH airspace continued to pound their targets below. MAssive bombs fell onto building and street alike, filling the area with a blinding wall of fire. AMF naval craft (A10's and F14's) brought up the rear, cleaning up any survivors that the bombers missed. As the B2's reached the far border of AH, they did a quick about-face and executed a "double arch" formation. When the formation is completed, the path of destruction resembles two arches crossing eachother in the center. AMF naval craft launched large vollies of missiles at select targets including radio towers, certain bridges, power plants and airports. As the Freek craft moved from one area to the next, an accompanyment of satellite guided cruise missiles flew in to once again kill anything that had survived not only the bombing run, but the fighter run as well.

<On the ground: 37 minutes after initial assult>

With the beach secured due to literally no resistance, the Sentinels began unloading en masse with large convoys of vehicles ranging from light armor to heavy main battle tanks. Squad Commanders shouted and gestured for the tanks to move out with haste towards the last remaining cities of Austo Hungary. Looks like all is going as planned. Bring the fleets in as close to the shore as we can get, I want to pour as much heat on them as we can. Zander shouted over the continuing gunfire as he stroked his beard growth. Within seconds the fleets did as ordered and began closing in on the mainland in as tight a formation as possible, but Freek subs stayed further out to sea to counter any fleets should they try to challenge Zander directly. 16" fire continued unrelentlessly on the mainland, especially on settlements. By the time my Sentinels get there, all they will find is rubble.

<On the front lines: 45 minutes later>

The Sentinels continuted to tear through any living thing they encountered. They did not bother engaging the seaside settlements, for they had already been leveled by the Freek fleets. The Sentinels surrounded and concentrated fire on what they could only deem as the "capitol" of Austo Hungary (due to the size of the city). Without care for their own safety, they charged headfirst into the streets with their SBP-90's blazing. They were supported by Paladin and M1A2 tanks that started leveling the city from the rear. Screams of the poor Hungarians were drowned out only by the scream of atrillery shells and the fire of machine guns. The Death Dealers that were planted into the Sentinel ranks ran full bore from building to building firing their .50 cals furiously. House to house, building to building, the Sentinels and Death Dealers massacred all in their sight, capturing only children and women. Any and all men that were found were either immediatly shot, or were taken aside and mutilated by a swarm of Freek swords. Several Sentinels took the severed heads of the innocents and mounted them on their vehicles, while others left the corpses where they lay.

<Back in the air, 15 minutes after siege of capitol>

The B2's had exhausted their bombs and prepared to head back to base. War Nerve, this is Ghostrider. Bomb bay's are clear, returning to base. The B2's reformed their patterns and took the most direct route out of the country. As they departed they were replaced by the B52's, C-130's, and Freek naval craft that had finally arrived. Ghostrider out, have fun guys.

The armada of planes took to the rear of the small country where the B2's had left off and began another greuling wave of ariel bombardments. The B52's began carpet bombing any major structures that the other planes missed, and as they did the C-130's broke off from the convoy. Going in seperate directions, the C-130's flew for about 10 minutes before opening their rear hatches. The first C-130 to do so was no more than several miles away from the B52 strikes, so he alerted the bombers of their actions. Payload's away, exercise caution.

The C-130 dropped it's MOAB onto the Hungarian settlement, then sharply gained altitude. The massive bomb fell towards the ground at breakneck speeds before going into it's detonation sequence. The resulting explosion made the cockpit windows shake on the C-130. Elsewhere across the country, other C-130's released their MOAB's on Hungarian installations.

War Nerve, this is Reaver, over. The rear of the country is scorched. We have no visuals on any targets, over. Please advise.

Upon hearing of this, Zander let out a bellowing laugh. Most excellent. All craft, make one more combat run then return to base. Sentinel units and armor are closing in fast on your position. Nice work, Lord Dreadfire will be pleased.

<Back on the ground, 2 hours later>

All 100,000 Sentinels had landed and moved in their seperate directions, attacking any target within eyeshot. The Sentinels searched the capitol furiously for the leader of Austo Hungary, but upon orders from Zander they abandoned their search and continued on in the massacre. Millions of Hungarians had been slaughtered without mercy, with the exception of a few thousand women and children. Large mountains of corpses littered the cities of Austo Hungary as the Sentinel's fury raged like a wildfire out of control. Satisfied with the level of carnage, the Sentinels were ordered to finish their maneuvers and return to the waiting fleets. The Sentinels cheered in victory as they began beating and raping their captured women and stealing any valuables that they could find that were left. Tanks contiuned to bulldoze numerous houses as the Sentienls began escorting their captive prisoners back to the beach.

Zander stood out on the deck of the War Nerve with a look of satisfaction on his face. Good work my children, we have taught the heathens a lesson here today. I pray that others will not need this lesson retaught to them. The first rounds of prisoners began making their way back to the beach as naval craft returned to the deck of the Invincible. The entire country had been scortched with hellfire and brimstone, and the bloodline of Austo Hungary was extinguished....save for those fortunate few that managed to hide.....like the leader of Austo Hungary.


<5 hours later>

With a majority of AMF troops near the beach, the Sentinels began lining up their prisoners, eyeing them as a hungry wolf eyes his prey. The Sentinels surrounded the entire groups of prisoners, and stepping through their ranks was none other than Zander himself. His expression was grin, and he spoke but only for a moment. Heathens of Austo Hungary, today you have felt the full wrath of Lord Dreadfire and the Excessively Armed Empire of Automagfreek. May the world never forget what happened here today, nor will they forget what is about to happen. May your God have mercy on your souls.

With that Zander gave a nod to the Squad Commanders, and they in turn ordered the Sentinels to draw swords. The eyes of the Sentinels saw red, and with a final nod from their commanders, they charged into the prisoner ranks.....swords swinging. The screams of the butchered women and the cries of the mangled children were heard over the roars of the Sentinels, and a literal cloud of blood covered the area. Dozens of body parts flew inot he air, only to land on the red sands of the beach. After mere minutes, all went silent as the blood soaked Sentinels starred won at the pile of meat that lay before them. 50 foot pikes were brought from the War Nerve, and any bodies that were semi-intact were laid ontop of the pikes. Thousands of corpses were pierced by the large spikes and hoisted into the air. Yet again, a river of blood flowed from the open wounds of the dead, and the pikes were driven deep into the sand. Two large signs were then contructed and placed at the head and rear of the forest of bodies, and in large print they read: " Know your place, and shut your face. -AMF-"

<Back at the Great Hall, ULE City; Automagfreek>

Lord Dreadfire was pleased as he saw the images from Austo Hungary roll in. Zander had learned well how to handle infidels, and his brutality was rivaled only by the Warlord himself. Damien glanced down at his watch, and a surprised expression came across his face. Wow....a new record if I do say so myself: Fastest and most brutal ass kicking ever.

***

People of the world, today we have witnessed the annihilation of Austo Hungary, a new nation that had the balls to challenge the might and resolve of Automagfreek.

The image cuts to the scene at the beach, where a forest of corpses had been erected by the Sentinels. Crows and vultures had begun feasting on the battered flesh of the dead Hungarian women and children.

This is what happens when I am called out, this is what happens when Automagfreek is laughed at and challenged. The Blood Feud is over, and much quicker than I expected. Austo Hungary had absolutly no military, as the Sentinels encountered no resistance. May this day be rememebered by all as a day when another follish nation was sent into the depths of Hell.

To the young and the arrogant, I say this: do not fuck with the Dread Fires. We know no mercy and we show no weakness. Remember New Spartha....remember Austo Hungary.

Sleep Now In The Fire.



http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-



OOC: Not my most detailed work, but I don't feel like wasting anymore time on this now destroyed n00b. A 2 post squashing, nothing more to see here.
Tasty Foods
29-05-2004, 00:49
President Roy Williams finishes off the last beer of the 6 pack.

I feel sick... he says to himself.

He runs to the bathroom, sticks his head in the toilet and begins to throw up violently. His wife Rose-Hannah runs in, concerned.

"Honey, are you okay?" she asks.

Yes, dear. Just nev... another wave of vomit comes before he can finish his sentence.

Never drink beer and watch something like the Blood Feud at the same time.

"Was it that bad?" she asked, but her husband was already passed out on the floor. She picked him up and carried him to his bed, laid him down gently, and kissed him on the forehead.

"Sweet dreams." she said as she walked out.

OOC:

Great show, AMF. I'm glad we're on good terms with each other. ;)
Scandavian States
29-05-2004, 02:43
[At least you didn't pull a Halls of Death here, I swear I've never felt worse reading something than when I read that thread of yours.]
Constallations
29-05-2004, 15:01
:twisted: I think ur gonna die old buddy, but the Jiffy massacre of '89, it will be remembered in our hearts forever
Ting Ling
29-05-2004, 15:12
Presidential Residence
Hunghung City, Ting Ling

The video feed from the recon assest over AH had actually been re-routed to one of the larger briefing rooms, in order to accomodate everyone who wished to watch - the President, the Vice-President, every Cabinet Minister and the entire General Staff.

The drinks and snack food had been in great demand for a while... before the Blood Fued had fully swung into action, that is.

By the time it was over, everyone in the room wore somewhat queasy expressions. The resolution of the images hadn't been good enough to see the worst of the carnage, but it hadn't needed to be, since AMF had broadcast some footage of the aftermath, as a form of pour encourager les autres.

"Well, I said that this was going to be informative and interesting, and I was right," the President said weakly. "I just wished I hadn't been so right." Turning to the CGS, he continued, "Purely as a hypothetical question, if we were ever dumb enough to get AMF that mad at us, how long would we last?"

"Seriously, Mister President?" the CGS replied. "Hours. A few days, if we're lucky. They've probably got more soldier than we have citizens."

"Right," the President muttered. "Remind me never to get on AMF's bad side. In fact, we'd probably be better off sending some sort of nice message to them."

"Mister President," the Minister for Defence pointed out, "AMF only declares Blood Fued against natiuons that really piss them off."

"I know that," the President replied. "But I want to make sure that they know that we won't be dumb enough to do anything like that."

OOC: I'm fairly new to this. How am I doing? :)
Kaukolastan
29-05-2004, 21:25
OOC: I'm fairly new to this. How am I doing? :)

Your writing style is good, and you have solid, rational thought. (Compare to the founder of this thread for the STANDARD thought process if you need help getting a reference.) Keep it up and you'll do fine. TG me if you want to get in on a real RP, not an "I declare war on j00!" thread. 8)

K-stan
Hattia
30-05-2004, 00:27
Official (Non Joking) statement from the Prime Minister

Hattia condemns this genocide in the strongest words possible. Unfortunately, at this time we do not wish for military conflict with The Excessively Armed Empire.

We would like to begin dropping humanitarian supplies to what is left of the Austo Hungarians, as long as we are sure that our aircraft will not be shot at...
Tasty Foods
30-05-2004, 01:19
.::Begin Transmission::.
To: Military officials, The Excessively Armed Empire of Automagfreek
From: President Roy Williams, The Grand Space Empire of Tasty Foods

Message:

We condone these acts of genocide. We only wish that we could carry out genocide as swift and effectively as you, friend.

.::End Transmission::.
Automagfreek
30-05-2004, 06:12
.::Begin Transmission::.
To: Military officials, The Excessively Armed Empire of Automagfreek
From: President Roy Williams, The Grand Space Empire of Tasty Foods

Message:

We condone these acts of genocide. We only wish that we could carry out genocide as swift and effectively as you, friend.

.::End Transmission::.

It's a brutal business and I hate to do it, but Austo Hungary left me no choice. It's sad that we've gotten good at genocide, that's not something to brag about. But, a message does need to be sent to the New Spartha's and Austo Hungary's of the world, and we're not afraid to do it.

Thanks to all for the support.


http://67.18.37.14/40/9/upload/p3403.jpg (http://home.eznet.net/%7Edeck/fe/Finger%20Eleven_Slow%20Chemical.mp3)
---Damien the Destroyer---
-Supreme Warlord of AMF-
Ting Ling
30-05-2004, 13:37
OOC: I'm fairly new to this. How am I doing? :)

Your writing style is good, and you have solid, rational thought. (Compare to the founder of this thread for the STANDARD thought process if you need help getting a reference.) Keep it up and you'll do fine. TG me if you want to get in on a real RP, not an "I declare war on j00!" thread. 8)

K-stan

I'll take you up on that. Watch your TG (I assume that means telegram :) ) inbox.
Constallations
31-05-2004, 02:58
Lunarius, the ruler of the Theocracy of Constallations, requests to supply the remaining citizens of Austo Hungary with supplies and resources so that they can carry on their lives as best as they can with the trauma of this bloody war.
Dimmimar
31-05-2004, 10:02
Lunarius, the ruler of the Theocracy of Constallations, requests to supply the remaining citizens of Austo Hungary with supplies and resources so that they can carry on their lives as best as they can with the trauma of this bloody war.

Note: There are NO remaining citizens :)
Knights of Crusades
31-05-2004, 20:17
how can you rule a nation with no citizens?? I think you should have thought over just destroying Austo Hungary, you have no citizens to rule? :shock:
Automagfreek
31-05-2004, 20:48
how can you rule a nation with no citizens?? I think you should have thought over just destroying Austo Hungary, you have no citizens to rule? :shock:

OOC: He has no nation, it's all gone.
Karakas
01-06-2004, 08:25
The Karakas Department of Foreign Affairs congratulates Automagfreek on its swift and glorious victory over its enemy, and wishes Automagfreek good fortune in its future adventures.
Tasty Foods
01-06-2004, 14:07
I find it rather amusing that Austo Hungrary still hasn't responded to the attack.
WESS IS THE KING
01-06-2004, 16:07
Are there at least any POW's for you to torture, Death Rattles kicked @$$.
Automagfreek
01-06-2004, 16:33
Are there at least any POW's for you to torture, Death Rattles kicked @$$.

OOC: Nah, no POW's.

By the way, I'm going to have the "Death Rattles" thread resurrected by admin. :twisted: