NationStates Jolt Archive

Johnistan hits 3 billion

25-05-2004, 21:00
Today the 3 billionth Johnistani citizen was born. The baby is bouncing little boy named Ozzy after the parent's favorite singer. The family will be rewarded with 3 million because 3 billion is way too much.

This event raises concerns in the government about overpopulation as poverty rises and living standards decrease. Some conspiracy theorists are saying the military will annex parts of Canada and Mexico to add living space to the nation.