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Allanean Ministry of War Official Announcement

Allanea has long been known as a nation of riflemen. To an extent, this is true. To a very large extent.
Every Allanean home has a gun in it. Every Allanean high-schooler receives rifle-craft lessons. And Allanea's new military training facilities are an acknowledgement of this fact.
The first one to go into action is the Ted Nugent Campground. Based in Northern Nortonia (ex-Prophet), the camp is a training ground for Allanea's infantry.
Under the new training methods, every Allanean combat infantryman will undergo seven months of training, during which he will be expected to do not only the things every normal infantryman does,
but also to study small arms to a greater extent than any other infantryman on planet Earth. Namely, the Allanean infantryman will fire 30 rounds of ammunition on average per day of training (not countring the last month of training,
when about 100 rounds per day will be fired). The new motto of our training instractuctor will be: "Every Infantryman a Designated Marksman".
The TNC will be stuffed by 3,000 instructors and 6,000 supporting staff and will enter a batch of 30,000 recruits every 7 months.
The Ted Nugent Campground will not be the only one of it's kinds. Four more such facilities will be erected soon, namely:

The John Lott CampGround : Near Lewisville, the capital of Aissur State
The Ann Coulter CampGround : Near LibertyVille the capital of Atlantic Island
The Jay August CampGround : Near New Mt. Carmel, a city in East Allanea
The Howard Dean CampGround : Near Heston-City, a town in East Allanea

Furthermore, the military will maintain Camp 90, a military facility for the preparation of support troops in a shorter, two months course according to similar principles. It will hold 10,000 instructors, 20,000 support personnel and
work with batches of 250,000 troops per 2 months.

OOC: Just curious, but how can you name camps after both Ann Coulter and Howard Dean? Usually, it's an either/or proposition, you know. They both kind of hate eachother.

OOC: Just curious, but how can you name camps after both Ann Coulter and Howard Dean? Usually, it's an either/or proposition, you know. They both kind of hate eachother.

OOC: But they have common points. Mind you, I don't like Ann OOC.

[I'm curious as to how you got Atlantic Island back. I don't recall NYNJ giving/selling it back.]

[I'm curious as to how you got Atlantic Island back. I don't recall NYNJ giving/selling it back.]

I don't recall NYNJ conquering it, unless they ignored my forces altogether.

OOC: What common points? Ann Coulter believes that everyone that does not subscribe to her interpretation of Christianity will burn in Hell, Howard Dean got civil unions for homosexual citizens.

Ann Coulter thinks we should "invade their [Muslim] countries, kill their leaders, and convert them to Christianity." Howard Dean opposed the Iraq War.

Ann Coulter has said that "women should shoot but not vote." Howard Dean... oh, NOW, it makes sense. That, and they are both insane.

Needless to say, I hate Coulter with a passion, would not go within ten kilometers of her with a firearm, and thinks she should be locked up in a mental asylum.

Needless to say, Dean is actually a moderate, unelectable, and *Plays Yeaah! tape*

VOTE FOR KUCINICH

Just had to throw that in there.

[Dean a moderate?! F*cking-A, if you call Dean a moderate then your definition of Liberal must be someone like Joseph Stalin!]

OOC: Socially, he's a moderate liberal. Fiscally, he's just plain moderate. My definition of a liberal is what it was before Reagan moved US politics thousands of kilometers to the right. My definition is what the world's definition is, what it is in Europe where Reagan had no influence.

My definition of a liberal is Dennis Kucinich. My definition of a liberal is John Kerry. My definition of a liberal is Ted Kennedy. My defintion of a liberal is Nancy Pelosi.

That give you some idea?

yo dude train my armed forces in gunplay they are masters with energy weaponary

I only vote for people of Italiano decent. South American Latino's? :?: I like to call them the false latins from spanish atrocities!


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