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The Holy Empire of Snicky Doo Poodle has unanimously decreed, with its counterparts in The Secret Garden, that the insidious anal blister known as the UN must be dismantled if the peoples of the world are to be truly free, as the word of Spoo doth proclaim. For those who do not wish to die on their knees as pawns in the unjust persecution of millions, a region known only as The Secret Garden provides safehaven and sanctuary. We will no longer tolerate tolerance. We demand the right to war, disease, poverty, famine, pesilence, and a mandatory 100 hour work week for adults over the age of 4. As the ruling Shaman of Snicky Doo Poodle, I must make one thing clear: Our nation smells like piss, and it will continue to do so, among other things, in lieu of the recent attempts oh hypocritical oppression made by the UN. For too long, the UN has acted like a dictatorship of the world. No longer. Good day.

You've just declared war on tens of thousands of nations.

*yawns* Here's an idea....just don't join the UN. Wow...who would have thought of that? :lol: :P You don't join the UN, they can't do anything to you....lol....what a concept

OOC: The sign of a n00b puppet of an older nation is capitalization of the name and moderately good grammar.

Well at least it was vaguely humourous, for a change

Well at least it was vaguely humourous, for a change


True....atleast this had some actual idea....instead of just nuking everything.

It's...different.

I personaly got a good laugh out of it. :-)

I found it amusing that someone would even try and threaten the UN.

Premier Rufai of The Armed Republic of Rufai

The Holy Empire of Snicky Doo Poodle has made no formal declaration of war against the UN, only expressed its growing disdain for the organization's unchallenged hypocrisy. A hypocrisy that lingers like a putrid fart cloud over the world, raining down urine and the blood of Tony Danza on its nations. I ask the world," If you follow the rules of the UN, and everything in your country works as it should, then what need is there for any of you as rulers?" This world necessitates conflict for any of us to have a purpose. By bowing before the UN you hand over your desire for purpose. The peoples of the region Snicky Doo Poodle inhabits, The Secret Garden, is an allied force for survival's sake alone. We are unified because we believe in the word of Spoo, and the need for personal strife. Now... as First Shaman of the Holy Empire of Snicky Doo Poodle, I beseech thee: Dismantle the arms of your keeper. Before they touch your country in places that it might not feel comfortable being touched at. Good day.

The Holy Empire of Snicky Doo Poodle has made no formal declaration of war against the UN, only expressed its growing disdain for the organization's unchallenged hypocrisy. A hypocrisy that lingers like a putrid fart cloud over the world, raining down urine and the blood of Tony Danza on its nations. I ask the world," If you follow the rules of the UN, and everything in your country works as it should, then what need is there for any of you as rulers?" This world necessitates conflict for any of us to have a purpose. By bowing before the UN you hand over your desire for purpose. The peoples of the region Snicky Doo Poodle inhabits, The Secret Garden, is an allied force for survival's sake alone. We are unified because we believe in the word of Spoo, and the need for personal strife. Now... as First Shaman of the Holy Empire of Snicky Doo Poodle, I beseech thee: Dismantle the arms of your keeper. Before they touch your country in places that it might not feel comfortable being touched at. Good day.

I don't have nuclear weapons, but I am thinking of seriously glassing these puppets.

What is this snicky doo poodle smoking?

The UN nations are being screwed. See this thread

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=149314

OOC: I'm in the UN!

*eyes roll back and turn red as an evil grin forms across my face*

It's hard to find a good laugh these days. That was quite pleasant.

-Secondary Minister James Allen Pope, DTW

OOC: I'm in the UN!

*eyes roll back and turn red as an evil grin forms across my face*

OCC: I am too... I left it for a while and thought that was a stupid move and joined back into the United Nations so I can vote on resolutions.

OOC: You know what's weird? I can count three posts made by Snoopy here, but his post count is two. Do you think it's becuase his posts are such trype the forum refuses to count them?

The United Nations, the ultimate oppressive group. You're free to do whatever they tell you, as long as they approve of it.