NationStates Jolt Archive

sir shermalot send all troops to utzy for take over i want them to surrender use all fire power! dont not surrender under ne conditions there will be one nation walking away with a victory and that will be me!! haha

hey im sending 500,000 thousand troops over to take u over and i wont stop sending till ur taken so just surrrender u have noe chance!

Should I bomb him or should I just laugh?

How about both?

You could bomb him with laughing gas O_O

interesting concept...

You could bomb him with laughing gas O_ONo. Bomb him with cannibis. They'll be too hungry to fight.

Im sndng 9379233492420 troops n im gons nuk you al!!!!! :?

Bomb him with Heroin, then they'll be to sick to fight.

Don't not surrender, ahh... what a friggin genious.

I actually know this guy. He smells very offensively. You should bomb him with deodorant or cologne.

shut the fuck up or i'lll kick both ure asses!!!!!!!!! :evil:

shut the f--- up or i'lll kick both ure asses!!!!!!!!! :evil:I am embarrased for all 03 nations because of you. Damn old n00bs.

I don't even want to touch this one, lol. Of course everyone would want to kill shermanator-rockopia, he is invading someone for no reason! Hey and that laughing gas bombing was a good one lol. :lol:

Where can a country stock up on this...laughing gas? It sounds like a rather funny investment. :lol:

Ooooh, who's fightin? Can I enter into an alliance with someone?

Where can a country stock up on this...laughing gas? It sounds like a rather funny investment. :lol:

Shermanator-rockopia is invading Utzy for no reason, thats whats going on, and yes laughing gas would be a very funny but creative style of attack. :D

Bomb him with sedatative weaponry,then steal all his troops pointy objects,and let the defensive mass slaughter his supposed invasion.

I could just bomb him with a few dozen daisy cutters... That'll get his troops scared literally sh*tless. Then I just send in the hazmat teams to tight off the throughly soiled invasion force.

Or just dig a large ditch infront of them and watch them fall to their deaths one by one.. :twisted:

>.>

<.<

*Digs big ditch*

To invade or not to invade, that is the question.

I got no good army, but I can send a fleet of young maidens. That should keep them distracted for awhile. I just want a bit of that uranium, you know.

Bomb him with sedatative weaponry,then steal all his troops pointy objects,and let the defensive mass slaughter his supposed invasion.
'Laughing gas' is a sedative...its a general anesthetic used by dentists, it has a wierd name which I forgot, in small amounts it messes with your head and gets you high ;)

Note: This invasion force would be about 1 million better trained troops...(with artillery and air support)...just because i do this to n00bs who warmonger for no reason! (It's quite fun :D )

I know,I had it when I had a tooth pulled.Huh..Colors..I meant a heavy sedative,like "30ccs Blue STAT",the kinda stuff they use for violent crazies

*Helps dig big Ditch*

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA At least they wont smell bad when they are dead.

(Because of the Cologne bomb, and the fact that Matt smells very bad)

wess the king f**k u u prefontaine immitator. go through puberety then we'll talk bout war war is for man little boy! learn it quick. so juss leave pre this is none of your bizzness. and roz-toppia i do have reason! utzy was assiting that fag ryan in attacking me. so there is a reason and i will take them all over i think it is funny that they havent taken me over yet when im only on here once a f***en week. and i drop nucs on everyperson involved except roz-topia and wess the king as of right know

You are illiterate. I have hit puberty and nobody likes you. Seriously you smell seriously bad and people hate you. The town would be better if you left, or hid in a hole.

P.S. At least i wash my face, am not fat, I have friends, and you have no nukes.

we'll talk bout war war is for man

I just noticed another thing, war is for men. (This is Role Playing, not life dipshi*)

I got no good army, but I can send a fleet of young maidens. That should keep them distracted for awhile.
You mean young men right.

WAR OF THE NOOBS!!!!!

I NUK JOO 4LL!!!!!11111ONEONEONE

I SEND 100000000000000000000000000000 MEN AGAINST JOO RAWR!!!

I PWN JOO 4LL!1111111111111

Ah couldn't resist.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose
UN Delegate of The New Roman Empire
Member of the International

while we're all bombing one another with various fliuds and gasses, might i suggest that somebody use a grammar bomb and teach this guy how to type and how to speake english, i know people who tye phonetically who are easier to understand than him. Really, it hurts my brain to try to decipher that S**t.
I'll donate 3 backhoes to the big ditch effort and some ninjas to steal anything you people might actually hurt eachother with.

Uhh... have you ever heard of sarcasm? I was making fun of the noob. I know how to use proper grammer. Besides, I like to use leet anytime I can.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose
UN Delegate of The New Roman Empire
Member of the International

Waste Disposal -Hyperspatial Travel decides to drop all of its yearly waste upon this warmogering little country noob.Actually, only it's 'human' waste
(urine/faeces). This should keep him occupied.

-sends 5,000 bombers to continually pick up and drop waste on this n00b country

OOC: i guess they will need the laughing gas and colonge.

OOC: Shermanator this is for you - learn to rp. You can't conquer anyone unless they agree to it. So if you find it sad they haven't taken you over yet, that would only be because
A-they arent warmongering little noobs
B-you would never agree to your country being taken over
C- If you don't spell or have correct grammer, noone will ever take you seriously

Example -
1- I pwned J00 , i do declare v1ctry
2- Prime minister, Tanaka- i believe i won the war, my troops have occupied the 3 major cities- Which one impresses you more???

*sends his homo-exotic emails at the noob country*

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose
UN Delegate of The New Roman Empire
Member of the International

I can say homo-exotic right? I'd say the real term but I don't wanna be deated :cry:

You spelled feces wrong.

Game over. I am now a Weslemagne territory. I was taken in the region.

Kozoturia said "I got no good army, but I can send a fleet of young maidens. That should keep them distracted for awhile. I just want a bit of that uranium, you know."

Hey how about you send some of those maidens my way? :wink: