NationStates Jolt Archive

Our region is mobilising its forces in response to the offense that the Republic of Danni Girl has given us. We call upon all those who hate tree hugging hippies to unite and destroy those in our path.

The dracun imperium suggests you stand down...i dont even have to call in the alliance to deal with all of you. If you refuse to stand down then war shall wage between the nations of your region and mine nation

Japanese Antartica finds it ridiculous that you are declaring war due to a difference of opinion. Should you invade, we will assist Dracun Imperium.

HAHA!! We laugh at your pitiful threat!! Our plans have not changed, if you stand in our way you too will reap our vengence.

OOC: They are both significantly bigger than you. You should stand down or you'll lose.

Better to live one day as a wolf than a thousand as a sheep.

Better to live one day as a wolf than a thousand as a sheep.

Very well. Attack at you will have your 15 minutes of infamy. Then you will be crushed.

OOC: dude, your fighting a losing battle

IC: AWS pledges that if you follow through with this course of action we will back the forces against you. Your reasons for war are childish and inane and we ask you for the sake of your people not do this. Lives are more precious than pride.

After serious consideration we have decided that you can screw yourself. Our midget-militia is trained in guerilla-warfare and we will reap havok on your worthless nations. While our Umplumas will mine under ure land and place deadly poo bombs to cover ure land. Not that we need to cause their seems to be too much poo on ure land already. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Death to the infidels!!!

HIPPIES SUK!!!!!!!!! :twisted:

You think you can go against me on a difference of opinion?!! YOu will not succeed!! Despite what you may think we are not tree hugging hippies- we stand for truth, honor, justice and the ability to buy expensive shoes damn you!!

So bring it on if you think you can take me- you may have more than me....but then when has size been in your favour?!!

And remember our nations animal is the lion- its you who loves sheep....every friday night.....and certain bank holidays...

Our midgets may be small in size but they are big in heart, and other things.

The Nation of Kyoretsu is amused by this little tribal war. We stand with Dracun imperium and Japanese Antarctica and offer millitary support.

This is funny, I will back Dracun imperium and Japanese Antarctica.

Disneyland2004: I laugh at your empty threats. Try mining under several hundred feet of ice. Even if you place underground explosives in my country, you risk global catastrophe by the large volume of melting ice or at the very least, interrupt shipping lanes when the icebergs float out to sea. Disneyland2004, take no further action against DTG. Although you really haven't done much, you just make empty threats and call people names. Pitiful.

Japanese Antartica I find that you have no balls, you appear to me to be a pussy. U take the side of hippies and seek safety in numbers, I fail to see how any nation built on solid ice would have anything at all. Thus because you are such a pussy I will side with Disneyland and will make Slush Puppies out of you!!!

Bow down before me lowly mortals, for I, Lord Defayus, Protectorate and Overlord of the glorious land FUNKYLICIOUS speaks before you. Listen to my wise, devoted and truthful words, and thou shalt learn knowledge of the greats!!! Those whom do not support the supreme plans of the most granduer Disneyland are bitches!! It is the demogogue Danni the Girl that is the wroughtful one, and those whom support her unworthy cause, you weak nations, you are the sheep shaggers!! But fret not before my humble self, for there is still time to absolve your pityful souls of the sin that clings to them like dirt!! I, myself, though glorious am sympathetic. You shall not be harmed before the immense might of Halo Evolved if you repent!! :evil:

Bow down before me lowly mortals, for I, Lord Defayus, Protectorate and Overlord of the glorious land FUNKYLICIOUS speaks before you. Listen to my wise, devoted and truthful words, and thou shalt learn knowledge of the greats!!! Those whom do not support the supreme plans of the most granduer Disneyland are bitches!! It is the demogogue Danni the Girl that is the wroughtful one, and those whom support her unworthy cause, you weak nations, you are the sheep shaggers!! But fret not before my humble self, for there is still time to absolve your pityful souls of the sin that clings to them like dirt!! I, myself, though glorious am sympathetic. You shall not be harmed before the immense might of Halo Evolved if you repent!! :evil:

Japanese Antartica I find that you have no balls, you appear to me to be a pussy. U take the side of hippies and seek safety in numbers, I fail to see how any nation built on solid ice would have anything at all. Thus because you are such a pussy I will side with Disneyland and will make Slush Puppies out of you!!!

Too bad you don't know your geography well. It's not built on solid ice, parts on Japanese Antarctica is built on solid ground. However, you'll have to dig through the hundreds of feet of ice in order to be able to place an underground bomb.

Bow down before me lowly mortals, for I, Lord Defayus, Protectorate and Overlord of the glorious land FUNKYLICIOUS speaks before you. Listen to my wise, devoted and truthful words, and thou shalt learn knowledge of the greats!!! Those whom do not support the supreme plans of the most granduer Disneyland are bitches!! It is the demogogue Danni the Girl that is the wroughtful one, and those whom support her unworthy cause, you weak nations, you are the sheep shaggers!! But fret not before my humble self, for there is still time to absolve your pityful souls of the sin that clings to them like dirt!! I, myself, though glorious am sympathetic. You shall not be harmed before the immense might of Halo Evolved if you repent!!


OOC: You don't role play very well do you?

(mod alert)
Hmm me think an invasion is in the procces?Who agrees just making sure

(mod alert)
Hmm me think an invasion is in the procces?Who agrees just making sure

The Empire of Disneyland formaly retracts it previous declaration of war to Danni the Girl as she has joined us. Instead we formally declare war on Japanese Antartica who has got involved in issues which do not concern him. We are sending the Battlefleet in plan for invasion, supported by the 43rd and 56th Airbourne divisions. Plus our Umapluma's have really hard spades and aint be paid so their really pissed.

The Empire of Disneyland formaly retracts it previous declaration of war to Danni the Girl as she has joined us. Instead we formally declare war on Japanese Antartica who has got involved in issues which do not concern him. We are sending the Battlefleet in plan for invasion, supported by the 43rd and 56th Airbourne divisions. Plus our Umapluma's have really hard spades and aint be paid so their really pissed.

Suit yourself Disneyland. We're readying our aircraft carriers and submarines to sink your ships before they can even reach our shores. Even if you do set foot on our shore, you'll be badly outnumbered and you'll have to face a terrible winter.

the imperium just laughs....(((You all better not god mod if i get involved
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On the lightning carrier Buster[i/] The admiral recieved orders to launch an airstrike against disneyland. So he did so. 30 d-71s and 20 monsoon bombers launched into the air their target...Disneyland

A nimitz class carrier is sitting hundreds of miles off the shore of Japanese Antarctica. A ship is sighted.

"Is it the enemy?," radios the captain to the AWACS.

"We confirm, it is the enemy. You may launch the attack!"

After hearing these words the captain orders an air attack. 2 Victoria SSK subs also join them. There are three Disneyland battleships. F-14D Tomcats fire and hit successfully, causing fires on the decks of all three ships. One is shot down but the rest return. Minutes later, the submarines arrive, finishing off two of the battleships before they are ordered to return.

"There'll be more, and we'll be waiting."

2000 hours, off the shore of Japanese Antarctica

The 2 Victoria SSK subs go hunting again. They travel through the water looking for more of the Disney fleet.

Crowded in the boomer's sonar room are the crew members anxiously waiting for sign of the enemy. At first, nothing is picked up. But then...

"What is it?"

"Something big. Up periscope. I, I, I don't believe it?"

"What do you see?"

"It's their aircraft carrier! We have to sink it before their helicopters can get off the decks!"

The attack commences. Several torpedoes are fired. They rock the starboard side of the aircraft carrier.

"How many hits?"

"6 torpedoes to the starboard side. 4 torpedoes missed or did not detonate."

"Anything else?"

"They're evacuating the ship. OH NO! I think they're trying to get their Sea Hawks off the deck."

"We have to dive men!"

The submarines begin their descent into the depths of the ocean. The crew celebrates the successful attack and heads home to rearm.

Disneyland2004: Turn back your other ships to spare them the same fate as your carrier. We've decimated your navy. Not to mention, you have enough troubles at your home nation. You can't fight the war on two fronts. If you want to save lives, it would be wise to surrender now.

The Republic of Bleland supports Japanese Antarctica, as we have a small army we will send a soldier, Corporal Jolt, to aid in your quest. The Corporal will be arriving aboard the B.B. Dutchman, please do not fire.

What the fuck, my Umpasometings aint had a shit in ages, so 23 of them light their farts in the tunnels in ure thingy, which fucks it. Plus I have midget fleets so u didnt hit them, instead they're really pissed so they go and fuck u up, bad style. Plus my flying thingyd pissed so just decide to fly into u, boom, u dead. Hagha me win, off to bed.

and the fact that disneyland sucj a fuck off magical place mean non of u fuvkers hit me. It so magical ure fighting thingys came on the rides and joined us, and we rode that big blue ting together.

OOC: I don't speak moron, can sombody translate that?

OOC: I don't speak moron, can sombody translate that?

It means he can't rp. He can't even name the weapons he uses, just refers to them as "flying thingys."

Please ignore Disneyland2004 from now on. As far as I'm concerned this war never happened.