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FWS ANNOUNCES FOR SALE... 800,000 Afghans

23-05-2004, 22:50
FWS forces in Afghanistan recently captured about 800,000 suspected terorrists, those who supply terrorists with weapons and money. And those who harbored terrorists.


We have 500,000 women (aged 17-40)

and 300,00 men (aged 16-45)


We will be selling them to other nations as we don't have the capacity to detain them all for a prolonged period.. It was either, sell them, kill them, or set them free... We cannot kill them as that is just not right, and to set them free would mean they'd attack us again... So we have no choice but to sell them.

Price is USD 10,000 per captured terrorist. Hurry as they'll likely go fast.

We'll pay to ship them to you and we'll take the uttermost care so they don't get damaged.
Sturmschutzen
23-05-2004, 22:54
This is disgusting and I immediately denounce this disgusting practice. We encourage other nations to condemn FWS and to impose embargos on this disgusting nation that is willing to humiliate and degrade human beings.
imported_Illior
23-05-2004, 22:55
FWS forces in Afghanistan recently captured about 800,000 suspected terorrists, those who supply terrorists with weapons and money. And those who harbored terrorists.


We have 500,000 women (aged 17-40)

and 300,00 men (aged 16-45)


We will be selling them to other nations as we don't have the capacity to detain them all for a prolonged period.. It was either, sell them, kill them, or set them free... We cannot kill them as that is just not right, and to set them free would mean they'd attack us again... So we have no choice but to sell them.

Price is USD 10,000 per captured terrorist. Hurry as they'll likely go fast.

We'll pay to ship them to you and we'll take the uttermost care so they don't get damaged.
did you run this through AMF before you did this?
23-05-2004, 22:55
FWS forces in Afghanistan recently captured about 800,000 suspected terorrists, those who supply terrorists with weapons and money. And those who harbored terrorists.


We have 500,000 women (aged 17-40)

and 300,00 men (aged 16-45)


We will be selling them to other nations as we don't have the capacity to detain them all for a prolonged period.. It was either, sell them, kill them, or set them free... We cannot kill them as that is just not right, and to set them free would mean they'd attack us again... So we have no choice but to sell them.

Price is USD 10,000 per captured terrorist. Hurry as they'll likely go fast.

We'll pay to ship them to you and we'll take the uttermost care so they don't get damaged.
did you run this through AMF before you did this?

Yes... He basically said it was up to me.
Rufai
23-05-2004, 22:56
Premier Rufai asks, surely the terrorists will just return to attack again? M Many nations that have bought them will have bought them to free them, and they would return.

Killing them would be the easiest option. That shows any other terrorists that they are not going to be tolerated.

Shipping fees would be expensive too :roll:
Granzi
23-05-2004, 22:57
You say that you can't kill them because it is immoral. What, selling them into slavery is any better? If we bought them to set these people free, it would encourage you to capture more "terrorists" and sell them. The Commonwealth protests this foul action and urges internatioal condemnation. (I never knew there were that many terrorists in Afganistan...)
CSW
23-05-2004, 22:58
$8 billion wired. I hope those 800,000 people enjoy freedom in their place of choice. Oh, and don't try something like this again.
23-05-2004, 22:59
(I never knew there were that many terrorists in Afganistan...)


There aren't that many... At least anymore... Since we killed or captured them all, Afghanistan has been declared nearly terrorist free.


We bulldozed 800,000 homes. Hanged 600,000 terrorists and their supporters. And captured about 800,000 terrorists and their supporters...

Soon, we will be able to announce that terror is dead in Afghanistan.
Daylam
23-05-2004, 22:59
Please refer to the recent Daylami invasion of northern Afghanistan to free these people from Fascist rule. Our patience with you is stretched thin, FWS. After you leave or are forced from Afghan territory I suggest you lay low for a couple of, ya know, years.
Gaia Rodina
23-05-2004, 22:59
Aren't you dead yet? Jesus...he's like a cockroach. He just wont go away!
23-05-2004, 22:59
$8 billion wired. I hope those 800,000 people enjoy freedom in their place of choice. Oh, and don't try something like this again.

We're shipping them to you.... They're your property now. You do what you want with them... Let them go, set them up to work... We don't want them... They're yours.
imported_Illior
23-05-2004, 23:00
Aren't you dead yet? Jesus...he's like a cockroach. He just wont go away!
Yeah except being protected by AMF and me.
23-05-2004, 23:00
Please refer to the recent Daylami invasion of northern Afghanistan to free these people from Fascist rule. Our patience with you is stretched thin, FWS. After you leave or are forced from Afghan territory I suggest you lay low for a couple of, ya know, years.


We already left afghanistan yesterday (real day). We were only their for a few hours... They fired a nuclear artillery shell that killed 2,500 men. So we captured / killed all the terrorists we could and left.
CSW
23-05-2004, 23:01
$8 billion wired. I hope those 800,000 people enjoy freedom in their place of choice. Oh, and don't try something like this again.

We're shipping them to you.... They're your property now. You do what you want with them... Let them go, set them up to work... We don't want them... They're yours.

And they go right back out into the world, with free transportation to the country of their choice minus any country that FWS does not wish them to do to.
Hive Fleet Imodius
23-05-2004, 23:08
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Cyrucia
23-05-2004, 23:16
Cyrucia has and will always condemn slavery. Thus we urge all nations to not buy any of these suspected terrorists.
CSW
23-05-2004, 23:17
Cyrucia has and will always condemn slavery. Thus we urge all nations to not buy any of these suspected terrorists.

Bit late now.
Jovus
23-05-2004, 23:19
We, the people of Jovus condemn the practice of slavery and encourage other nations not to take part in such a barbaric practice.
Canales
23-05-2004, 23:21
Slavery is a legitimate form of punishment sanctioned by the Holy Word of God.
Great Mateo
24-05-2004, 00:13
Slavery is a legitimate form of punishment sanctioned by the Holy Word of God.

A God who may or may not exist, and is not recognized by many other nations, who consider slavery an immoral, cruel, and unusual form of punishment. As the past has shown, slavery is one of, if not the, best way to spark conflict and battle between two entities varying in opinion on the matter. Do you ignore the carnage the American Civil War and the Amerigan Slave War caused? This, combined with the fact that artificially boosting the workforce via slavery is not required for economic success in most nations, means that in the majority of cases it would be most wise for the government of any sovereign nation to elect to not practice slavery in any form.

-Teo McGrath, President, the Armed Dominion of Great Mateo
Survivalist Legions
24-05-2004, 00:23
FWS ANNOUNCES FOR SALE... 800,000 AfghansWhat thread count?
Rufai
24-05-2004, 10:55
Congratulations to FWS for the sale of the terrorists. I didn't think they would be sold, but I was wrong.