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Small-Scale Hydrogen Demolition - Now For Sale!

Kamata
22-05-2004, 18:42
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With the new Kamatian Delta Fortress (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147324) being built, we decided that it was time for a new demolition technique, and we also needed a way to earn some profit. We came up with the Small-Scale Hydrogen Demolition Technique, SSHDT for short. It uses small amounts of hydrogen contained within plastic, and a small remote barbeque starter for a detonator. Each stick will move 500lbs of non-titanium and non-steel material. It will mainly be used for moving earth in the construction of the Delta Fortress.

Price: $150.00/stick
Discount: First customer to buy over 5,000 sticks of the product recieves a 10% discount

Notes: A human being is capable of surviving the blast without any harm except for blown out eardrums as long as he/she is at least 5ft away from the stick(s). It is not meant to be used as a wartime weapon, merely a demolition weapon. Tests conclude that each stick contains about 20 ping-pong balls worth of hydrogen. Be careful! Hydrogen can be toxic, do not open the sticks! If you of the inner contents are exposed to a spark, the hydrogen will ignite. Please be careful and use this product resposibly.