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22-05-2004, 15:44
Tasty News Center (TNC) - After 100,000 soldiers were killed by an allied nuclear weapon, President Roy Williams held a memorial for the soldiers. He had this to say:
These soldiers were brave men. They fought in a war we should've never been involved in, and lost their lives because of a bad decision by General Norris. He ordered the troops to march on the capital city of Evil and Bad Doing after our ally Cam III specifically told us not to send troops into the country. Because of this, he has been relieved of his duties in the Tasty Armed Forces. Let us never forget the sacrifice these brave soldiers made, for a cause that was not our own.
President Williams has also ordered a monument constructed for the 100,000 soldiers that will list the names of every soldier that died in the War with Evil and Bad Doing.
These soldiers were brave men. They fought in a war we should've never been involved in, and lost their lives because of a bad decision by General Norris. He ordered the troops to march on the capital city of Evil and Bad Doing after our ally Cam III specifically told us not to send troops into the country. Because of this, he has been relieved of his duties in the Tasty Armed Forces. Let us never forget the sacrifice these brave soldiers made, for a cause that was not our own.
President Williams has also ordered a monument constructed for the 100,000 soldiers that will list the names of every soldier that died in the War with Evil and Bad Doing.