NationStates Jolt Archive


Call for heathens to convert

Christianmissionries
22-05-2004, 08:14
The Holy Emperor, God bless his soul, has sent us into the world to convert you heathen and bring you into the fold of the only true faith, christianity.
Repent of your sins, convert and be baptized for the forgiveness of your sins.
We will soon be visiting your nations to call on your people to repent of their uncircumcised evil ways and call on them to come to the light.
Magdha
22-05-2004, 08:15
The Gurus of Magdha condemn your actions and say that if you enter our nation you will be attacked by mobs and killed
Christianmissionries
22-05-2004, 08:20
The Gurus of Magdha condemn your actions and say that if you enter our nation you will be attacked by mobs and killedWe fear not death. For our lord and master was dead three days and he rose back to life on the third. Our savior has conquered death and we are assured eternal life even if we were to die. Cause we hold to the promise that we will also be ressurected back to life to inherit the earth and the kingdom of God.
We must obey his command to go to every nation and teach them in the name of the Father, the son and the holy ghost on everything the Christ has taught while he was alive. We must give them the opportunity to hear the great news of our lord's ressurection and total defeat of death.
If we are martyred for the faith, then it is a great blessing for our lord had suffered much worse.
Magdha
22-05-2004, 08:25
Fine we won't martyr you then.

At least the government won't but the Hindus, Vedists, Odinists, Zoroastrians, and Jains get mad when you try to conver them and the Vedists and Hindus get especially mad if you preac hin their temples.

A few christian missionaries were stupid enough to try that once..... They were fed to a pair of tigers after preaching in the temple of Agni and attempting to smite the sacred figure.
Lessr Tsurani
22-05-2004, 08:42
The People on the Surface of the Great World Impeira ask for the sevents of God to come to us. While it may take many many years to convert the peope of the underdark, We on the Surface bow down to the God of light Jesus, And his Farther and the holy spirt, While we may keep some of our old religion, we will accept The Three for what they are.


OOC You have a very long task of Converting me My freind. We Have a very strange religion so you might have to work very hard.
Kanabia
22-05-2004, 09:56
Ahh, zealot christians. You are free to preach in Kanabia's cities, because the people will certainly laugh at you. The huge cathedrals in Kanabia's cities were built during a time when most of the people starved and were homeless, and are only a reminder of very harsh times while surrounded with corrupt opulence in the name of "God". They now serve a more useful purpose: Museums of the pre-revolutionary era.
Christianmissionries
23-05-2004, 00:35
Christianmissionries
23-05-2004, 00:36
The People on the Surface of the Great World Impeira ask for the sevents of God to come to us. While it may take many many years to convert the peope of the underdark, We on the Surface bow down to the God of light Jesus, And his Farther and the holy spirt, While we may keep some of our old religion, we will accept The Three for what they are.


OOC You have a very long task of Converting me My freind. We Have a very strange religion so you might have to work very hard.

OOC: Who said anything about actually converting anyone? I'm just going by the characteristic of this paticular nation.

IC: We have arrived on your world. We seek permission to build a mission.
Christianmissionries
23-05-2004, 00:40
Ahh, zealot christians. You are free to preach in Kanabia's cities, because the people will certainly laugh at you. The huge cathedrals in Kanabia's cities were built during a time when most of the people starved and were homeless, and are only a reminder of very harsh times while surrounded with corrupt opulence in the name of "God". They now serve a more useful purpose: Museums of the pre-revolutionary era.We seek to build missions in your cities.
Perhaps the reason your former priests were so corrupt was because they're faith was not real. We will show the real God and the real Christ.
Mapalgetia
23-05-2004, 00:46
Amusing. I am told by the members of the Assembly that "If those arrogant bastards try to convert us again, we'll have to go Ares on their asses".

Their was a dissenting view, of course. Some stated that they "favor going Aodh on their asses, not Thor" and still other said they would "float like a leaf on the river of life."

Whatever floats your boat.

-Ion Torn,
Member of the Communes
Christianmissionries
23-05-2004, 00:48
Amusing. I am told by the members of the Assembly that "If those arrogant bastards try to convert us again, we'll have to go Ares on their asses".

Their was a dissenting view, of course. Some stated that they "favor going Aodh on their asses, not Thor" and still other said they would "float like a leaf on the river of life."

Whatever floats your boat.

-Ion Torn,
Member of the CommunesWe seek permission to send missionaries to your country.
The Blooded Lands
23-05-2004, 00:50
Christianity? You mean the faith in some omnipotent deity who has never spoken to its people in over 2000 years?

We of the Blooded Lands denouce your blind faith, we ask that you instead offer homage to the Great Lord who speaks to us always through our Arch Follower.
Mapalgetia
23-05-2004, 00:52
I believe that just went, so to speak, in one ear and out the other.

I'll be frank. Yes, you can still be a missionary.

NO.

-Ion Torn,
Member of the Communes
Kamata
23-05-2004, 00:52
My rule is simple: If you enter my nation, you will be booted out. If you try to change my "uncircumcised ways", you will be hung in public. Grusome, and old, but very effective.

My citizens like being uncircumcised. (I hope by discussing this subject or mentioning any of this I'm not breaking any rules)
The Island of Rose
23-05-2004, 00:54
Ah no need to come here to our nation. Most of us are Catholics, even me, the President. Yes the rule is a little liberal. But I don't want to lose my office now do I? What do I mean? They're moderate Christians, sure gay marriage isn't allowed, but we do have S&M stores in our friendly neighborhood, plus you can walk naked.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose.
United Nations Delegate of the New Roman Empire.
Mapalgetia
23-05-2004, 00:57
Oh, I doubt the missionaries would like us that much.

We are anarchists, allow gay marriage, and care about the environment.

Oh, and 86% of the population (according to the Assembly) is Pagan, and practices witchcraft, mostly eclectic.

We also have a pantheon of gods (and goddesses) including Thor, Aodh, Arianrhod, and Aphrodite.

Not to mention the convenient giving of roses for their original purpose.
Earth II
23-05-2004, 01:09
We, the Fathers of the Holy Church of Earth II, greet our brothers in faith. The faith had been strong in our people for centuries but we had to fight against unholy behaviour since the Brotherhood of Arkain came out of the deepest darkness of our nations history and started to recruit followers for their unholy god called Estorpan.
We hope that you can help us to bring back the true faith to those lost souls. But be warned, we're not sure if not even some of the leaders of the Holy Church of Earth II became weak and followed the call of Estorpan.

We're awaiting your answer, brothers.
God be with you.
Canales
23-05-2004, 01:23
We, the Fathers of the Holy Church of Earth II, greet our brothers in faith. The faith had been strong in our people for centuries but we had to fight against unholy behaviour since the Brotherhood of Arkain came out of the deepest darkness of our nations history and started to recruit followers for their unholy god called Estorpan.
We hope that you can help us to bring back the true faith to those lost souls. But be warned, we're not sure if not even some of the leaders of the Holy Church of Earth II became weak and followed the call of Estorpan.

We're awaiting your answer, brothers.
God be with you.
Missionaries have been sent.

OOC: CM is Canales. Just so you know.
Canales
23-05-2004, 01:24
Ah no need to come here to our nation. Most of us are Catholics, even me, the President. Yes the rule is a little liberal. But I don't want to lose my office now do I? What do I mean? They're moderate Christians, sure gay marriage isn't allowed, but we do have S&M stores in our friendly neighborhood, plus you can walk naked.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose.
United Nations Delegate of the New Roman Empire.Ah. A true nation of Christians who knows that Christianity is a faith based on free will. In that case, the Emperor himself wishes to visit your nation and your leader.
Petersmark
23-05-2004, 01:26
Christianmissionries: You are, of course, most welcome to come and preach to the people of Petersmark. At the same time, we would like to invite you to some ecumenichal talks that the Institute for Cultural Learning are instigating together with three dominant faiths in Petersmark, namely Protestant Christianity, Sunna Islam and Discordianism. We're also running an integration program for religious people that feel that they are being ostracitated in modern atheist society.
Oh, don't mind people yelling "Papist Swine" as you walk down the road. They're just using their freedom of speech.

We care about our religious minorities.
Petersmark
23-05-2004, 01:26
EDIT: Dble post. Sry.
Canales
23-05-2004, 01:26
Oh, I doubt the missionaries would like us that much.

We are anarchists, allow gay marriage, and care about the environment.

Oh, and 86% of the population (according to the Assembly) is Pagan, and practices witchcraft, mostly eclectic.

We also have a pantheon of gods (and goddesses) including Thor, Aodh, Arianrhod, and Aphrodite.

Not to mention the convenient giving of roses for their original purpose.
Be not afraid of our missionaries. They will not force conversions on anyone. That would go against the doctrines of true christianity. They would merely build mission buildings. And practice their faith, part of which is proselytizing.

OOC: What good is a religion is you're not talking about it to the nearest passer by?
Kisogo
23-05-2004, 01:35
Christianity is about free will?
The Island of Rose
23-05-2004, 01:36
Excellent. I welcome all dignitaries inside my island. If you wish to build an Embassy, that is more welcoming. Let's continue more negotiations through e-mail [telegramming.] And like I said, I hope I don't get coup.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose.
United Nations Delegate of the New Roman Empire.
Canales
23-05-2004, 01:44
Christianity is about free will?
Yes. Its in the Bible.
Jesus said "My Kingdom is not of this."
In Joshua: " Choose for yourself who you will serve."
New Testament: "Christ died and rose that we might choose to believe in him and thereby receive eternal life."

Jesus also said" Beware of the Pharisees and Sadducees and other Hypocrites who will force you to follow stringent religious dogmas. For down that way is the path to hell."
Canales
23-05-2004, 01:45
Excellent. I welcome all dignitaries inside my island. If you wish to build an Embassy, that is more welcoming. Let's continue more negotiations through e-mail [telegramming.] And like I said, I hope I don't get coup.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose.
United Nations Delegate of the New Roman Empire.
A telegram will be sent shortly.
23-05-2004, 01:52
The FWS Church Of True Israel would like to send ministers to spread the word of Yahweh to all who wish to convert to the one true faith. Christian Identity.
New Gumboygle
23-05-2004, 01:55
New Gumboygle welcomes all religions of peaceful nature, and encourages religious discussion and tolerance.
Sarzonia
23-05-2004, 01:55
The Holy Emperor, God bless his soul, has sent us into the world to convert you heathen and bring you into the fold of the only true faith, christianity.
Repent of your sins, convert and be baptized for the forgiveness of your sins.
We will soon be visiting your nations to call on your people to repent of their uncircumcised evil ways and call on them to come to the light.

The Incorporated States of Sarzonia would consider your entrance into our territory to be an act of war and will respond accordingly.
Kay Son
23-05-2004, 02:10
If you enter Kay Son soil to accomplish such deeds, you will be deported by an armed guard.
Kamata
23-05-2004, 02:12
Any smaller nations who wish for help (Despite my join date being shown as today, I joined about a year ago, as you may tell from my population), may contact me and I will make sure that the nation who dares enter your nation is swiftly wiped out.
Mekanta
23-05-2004, 02:14
"The Steel Imperium wishes you no hostilities, despite our dislike of the religion the nations of man identify as Christianity."

"However, any attempts to enter Mekanta Prime will fail. All attempts to enter through the Subspace gate in our subordinate nation, Silaris, will be met with swift retribution against your entire nation."

"Be warned. We have historically shown no qualms about the use of biological weapons. Genocide is not above those who do not see Human life as anything sacred. We Machines are brutally efficient."

"We do not bear threats, however, but warnings.

"Silaris itself, and the other subordinate nations of the Steel Empire, are open to you. We make no guarentees for the safety of your missionaries, should they enter our territory. Many of the Biologicals and Machines in our subordinate nations are equally distrustful of the religion called Christianity."

"Do be careful. While we disagree with your beliefs, we do not hate you. Only what you stand for. Perhaps we may speak one day, so we may show you the error of your religion."
Tohdehnkiis
23-05-2004, 02:44
To the Nations who are sending Christian missonaries to other nations:

I regret to inform you that you are not welcome in Tohdehnkiis. Though we do appreciate your concern for our souls, the vast majority of Drakiis do not speak English and are incredibly hostile with regards to religion. Attempts to convert are seen as a direct attack on Daakdehnkiis, Our Mother Goddess, and are met harshly. Your missionaries will be in danger of life and limb every second they spend in Tohdehnkiis. Therefore, I implore you, for the sake of further diplomatic relations and for the safety of your people, do not send missonaries here.

Sorry, and thank you,
Queen '*
Magdha
23-05-2004, 06:29
Magdha only welcomes and only tolerates Christianity of the FWS flavor.

All other Monotheistic Religions are banned (With exception to Zoroastrianism).
The Burnsian Desert
23-05-2004, 06:36
Sorry, in a state of war, no international travel in or out. Please preach at the gates in the kiosk provided.
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 06:42
The Mullahs have decided that we must act against missionaries around the world.

Do not enter Islamic nations or Allah will have his vengeance!!!!
imported_Zema
23-05-2004, 06:50
While we, the Empire of Zema, do not feel that any form of religion helps to advance civilization, government, or social well-being, we do wish to put forward the following question. If you answer as we are hoping you would (and should), we will consider more talks on accepting missionaries.

How can God (in the Christian, monotheistic sense) be both all-loving and all-powerful? If God is all-loving and all-powerful, there would be no Evil in the world to tempt humanity into damn-nation and 'Satan' would have been smitten a long time ago.

So, this leads to two possibilities: either God is all-loving, but does not have the power to destroy all evil; or God is all powerful, but has some blood in his teeth and believes only those who lead pure lives are worth saving, leaving those who fail to follow Him completely to rot in Hell.

So we ask again, which is it?

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
Canales
23-05-2004, 06:55
The FWS Church Of True Israel would like to send ministers to spread the word of Yahweh to all who wish to convert to the one true faith. Christian Identity.
Let us exchange ambassadors and have discourse over the scriptures.
Canales
23-05-2004, 06:56
New Gumboygle welcomes all religions of peaceful nature, and encourages religious discussion and tolerance.
I propose we exchange embassies and missionaries.
Canales
23-05-2004, 06:57
The Holy Emperor, God bless his soul, has sent us into the world to convert you heathen and bring you into the fold of the only true faith, christianity.
Repent of your sins, convert and be baptized for the forgiveness of your sins.
We will soon be visiting your nations to call on your people to repent of their uncircumcised evil ways and call on them to come to the light.

The Incorporated States of Sarzonia would consider your entrance into our territory to be an act of war and will respond accordingly.
Why the hate?
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 07:00
We will gun down your missionaries!!!!!
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:02
While we, the Empire of Zema, do not feel that any form of religion helps to advance civilization, government, or social well-being, we do wish to put forward the following question. If you answer as we are hoping you would (and should), we will consider more talks on accepting missionaries.

How can God (in the Christian, monotheistic sense) be both all-loving and all-powerful? If God is all-loving and all-powerful, there would be no Evil in the world to tempt humanity into damn-nation and 'Satan' would have been smitten a long time ago.

So, this leads to two possibilities: either God is all-loving, but does not have the power to destroy all evil; or God is all powerful, but has some blood in his teeth and believes only those who lead pure lives are worth saving, leaving those who fail to follow Him completely to rot in Hell.

So we ask again, which is it?

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
Our God is the God of free will. You are free to choose to follow him or not follow. But just as there are consequences for violating the laws of physics, there are spiritual consequences of not following God. Sometimes, these show up in your everyday life in the form of being fired from work, not getting a raise, having your girlfriend dump you.
But many times, just because you choose to follow God, that does not mean none of these will happen to you. Indeed you should expect bad stuff to happen to you and for people to persecute you. This is how God tests your devotion to him.
Sometimes, those who follow God will be blessed with wealth.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:02
We will gun down your missionaries!!!!!
We come in peace. Why do you hate us?
imported_Zema
23-05-2004, 07:04
You have side-stepped our question. From what we can pull from your reply, you are saying then that God is all powerful and not all loving? You have yet to address the other issue. Is this your way of stalling for not knowing?

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 07:04
Because you crusaded us!!!!!
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:06
You have side-stepped our question. From what we can pull from your reply, you are saying then that God is all powerful and not all loving? You have yet to address the other issue. Is this your way of stalling for not knowing?

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
Evil serves a purpose by providing people with a choice.
If God destroyed Satan once and for all. Then people would only be able to choose God. And that would not be free choice nor would it be free will.
There must be an option so that people could decide between God and something else.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:07
Because you crusaded us!!!!!
When did we ever crusade you?
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:07
God causes it to rain on both the just and the unjust.
imported_Zema
23-05-2004, 07:08
You have yet to answer our question: is God all-loving or all-powerful?

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 07:08
Because you crusaded us!!!!!
When did we ever crusade you?

1098-1245.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:11
Because you crusaded us!!!!!
When did we ever crusade you?

1098-1245.
Those were not real christians. And they were'nt just killing muslims, they were killing non catholic christians (such as ourselves) and they were also killing jews.
Our denomination faced great persecution and death sqauds at the hands of those people. Cause our christianity was different from theirs.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:12
You have yet to answer our question: is God all-loving or all-powerful?

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
God is both.
imported_Zema
23-05-2004, 07:14
God cannot be both -- because, as we had pointed out, that if God was both all-loving and all powerful, he would have no need to test the faith of those under him.

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
Angry Heebs
23-05-2004, 07:15
We, the Rogue Nation of Angry Heebs, will gladly defend any country from Christian missionaries. Just tell us where to target the nukes.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:17
God cannot be both -- because, as we had pointed out, that if God was both all-loving and all powerful, he would have no need to test the faith of those under him.

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs for the Emperor Zema I
Ah. But then you would be forcing people to follow God based on the fear he would kill them if he didn't.
This is not the type of worship that God seeks. God seeks only those who voluntarily choose, of their free will, to follow them.
God can only prove his desire for people to have free will by allowing Satan to exist and allowing him to do bad things to people.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:18
We, the Rogue Nation of Angry Heebs, will gladly defend any country from Christian missionaries. Just tell us where to target the nukes.
why do hate us?
imported_Zema
23-05-2004, 07:21
Does allowing Humanity the gift of free-will demonstrate God's all-powerful status? You are still ignoring how the Bible refers to God as being all loving repeatedly, and if He was, there would be no evil. But, lets ignore that for a moment.

So, if God allowed free will to test His underlings, to what purposes does it serve? If he was all loving, he'd allow everyone into heaven, making the existance of temptation moot.

Your argument keeps on pointing to God being all-powerful, rather than all-loving.
Jovus
23-05-2004, 07:24
The nation of Jovus refuses to sacrifice its secular policies, and denounces your nation's dogmatic tendencies.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:26
Does allowing Humanity the gift of free-will demonstrate God's all-powerful status? You are still ignoring how the Bible refers to God as being all loving repeatedly, and if He was, there would be no evil. But, lets ignore that for a moment.

So, if God allowed free will to test His underlings, to what purposes does it serve? If he was all loving, he'd allow everyone into heaven, making the existance of temptation moot.

Your argument keeps on pointing to God being all-powerful, rather than all-loving.
Allowing evil people into heaven would cause chaos and disrution and would harm the well being of the good people in heaven.
For that reason, at the end of time, when Christ returns, God will ultimately wipe out both hell, death, and all evil persons including Satan. They will cease to exist.
But these will happen in God's own time.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:28
The nation of Jovus refuses to sacrifice its secular policies, and denounces your nation's dogmatic tendencies.
Who said you had to sacrifice your secular policies?
Our lord once said "Render unto ceasar that which is ceasar's and unto God that which is God's."
imported_Zema
23-05-2004, 07:30
You, again, are ignoring our arguments and questions. Because of this, we feel that you are pre-emptively negating all possibilities of any diplomatic envoys to and from our respective nations. Hiding behind dogmatic scripture only shows us you prefer to avoid straight-forward questions and are keen at double talk, both of which we, of the Empire of Zema and the Island States of Uriel, frown upon. All missionaries sent from both your nation and region will be detained and deported immediately.

Thana Eiamchamroonlarp, Secretary of Foreign Affairs to the Emperor Zema I
Callisdrun
23-05-2004, 07:31
Callisdrun is a free country, and so missionaries are perfectly free to come here, however there are a few things to be considered.

1. Any mission building will be taxed heavily as a business.

2. Missionaries have been attempting to convert the happily pagan majority of Callisdrunians for centuries. They have consistently failed completely.

3. Callisdrunian is a complex language that makes almost no sense whatsoever, and the Callisdrunians are unlikely to respond to preaching in a foreign language.

4. The callisdrunian vampires will most likely see your missionaries as a feeding source, this will probably present some problems.

5. The vast majority of Callisdrunians are quite happy and content to practice the old pagan religion, and will be most un-receptive to conversion attempts, especially at this time of year, as it is one of the annual festivals and at the moment most of the citizens are partying and engaging in sensual behavior, and are enjoying themselves mightily.

Just a few things your missionaries might want to consider. Oh, and it's ridiculously cold and dark in Callisdrun as well. But really, we're a free country, and it's perfectly fine for anyone, barring violent felons, to come here.
Jovus
23-05-2004, 07:32
The nation of Jovus refuses to sacrifice its secular policies, and denounces your nation's dogmatic tendencies.
Who said you had to sacrifice your secular policies?
Our lord once said "Render unto ceasar that which is ceasar's and unto God that which is God's."

Jovus is a nation that prizes its civil freedoms. We refuse to let religion become a part of our government.
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 07:32
Whee are your missionaries in the middle east?
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:37
Whee are your missionaries in the middle east?
So you can kill them, like you just tried to kill the Emperor?
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 07:38
Whee are your missionaries in the middle east?
So you can kill them, like you just tried to kill the Emperor?

Emperor of what?
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:41
Whee are your missionaries in the middle east?
So you can kill them, like you just tried to kill the Emperor?

Emperor of what?
The Holy Emperor of Canales, defender of the faith.
We have proof:
http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147516
Greater Remia
23-05-2004, 07:49
Greater Remia's populace is intelligent and very open to the universe around it. However the dogmatic, naive, and destructive indoctrination of missionaries would be met with hostility at the very least. As the High Admiral, and Father of my people, it is my duty to inform you that any and all missionaries would be rounded up outside the city, and executed thoroughly via tactical neutron bomb. Thank you
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 07:52
The missionaries arrived in the airport of Terhan, and awaiting them were freedom fighters, ready to give their life for the cause. As the missionaries passed by the warriors pulled out their MP-5s, hosed the missionaries with lead and ran away.
Canales
23-05-2004, 07:54
The missionaries arrived in the airport of Terhan, and awaiting them were freedom fighters, ready to give their life for the cause. As the missionaries passed by the warriors pulled out their MP-5s, hosed the missionaries with lead and ran away.
The missionaries died happy cause they knew they would now be with their God. They were glad to martyrd for the faith. As they lay dying, they sang hymns to their God.
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 07:57
A happy crowd dragged the dying missionaries out of the airport and hung them upon a lightpole. Cheering and praising Allah.
Christianmissionries
23-05-2004, 07:58
A happy crowd dragged the dying missionaries out of the airport and hung them upon a lightpole. Cheering and praising Allah.
And the martyrs in christ praised the lord and continued to sing songs of adoration for their saviour the christ.
Shangia
23-05-2004, 07:59
A religion where people sing cause they are happy to be dying is a very strange religion.
Greater Remia
23-05-2004, 08:02
After some consideration, I, the Father of Greater Remia, have decided that missionaries in our country have an alternative option to radiation poisioning... rehabilitation in our highly-funded government facilities, to be cleared of the psychosis known as Christianity.
Chris Rigby
23-05-2004, 08:02
Not to mention the convenient giving of roses for their original purpose.

What was the original reason for the giving of roses?
Magdha
23-05-2004, 08:07
A religion where people sing cause they are happy to be dying is a very strange religion.

Indeed true.
23-05-2004, 08:09
please join my contry in the ways of the occult. teligram me with your aligance. thank you for your time
Sarzonia
23-05-2004, 16:26
We, the Rogue Nation of Angry Heebs, will gladly defend any country from Christian missionaries. Just tell us where to target the nukes.

While we would consider an attempt to prosletyze our country to be an unwelcome invasion of our territory, I can not endorse the use of nuclear weapons to prevent such an invasion.
Sarzonia
23-05-2004, 16:31
The Incorporated States of Sarzonia would consider your entrance into our territory to be an act of war and will respond accordingly.
Why the hate?

The Sarzonian government expressly prohibits any action that would directly or indirectly be considered an "establishment of religion," and we expressly allow the free exercise of other religions. Our government does not recognize marriage as a government institution; instead, couples must have a civil union for government benefits that would go to married couples. Discrimination based on race, gender, sexual orientation, gender reassignment, national origin, condition of disability, or other protected class is expressly prohibited. The church you plan to preach for either does or has discriminated against all of the above.
The Island of Rose
23-05-2004, 17:08
Nations, why the brutality? If you don't agree with their religion, it doesn't mean you need to destroy them. Let them preach. Besides, you can always put anti-Christian propaganda in your national networks. Not that I endorse it, but I can't believe the amount of hatred to a simple religion. And to all Muslim nations I say, if you truly are loyal to your God, you will leave them alone and let them preach, for if you truly are loyal, none will convert.

President Sergei Ilyanov of the Commonwealth of Rose.
United Nations Delegate of the New Roman Empire.
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 19:41
The missionary society of Karachi was well known, it was a den of infidels and apostates. Today they would burn in hell.

Four freedom fighters broke open the doors and opened fire with their RPDs, the infidels ran for cover as the church was sprayed with bullets.

One threw a molotov and set fire to the church and then they all fled.
23-05-2004, 19:43
The missionary society of Karachi was well known, it was a den of infidels and apostates. Today they would burn in hell.

Four freedom fighters broke open the doors and opened fire with their RPDs, the infidels ran for cover as the church was sprayed with bullets.

One threw a molotov and set fire to the church and then they all fled.



Lucky you didn't try that in my nation, our minister's are some the most heavily armed in the nation.
British Communists
23-05-2004, 19:44
No he's more lucky that he didn't try that in your nation because you'd god-mod your way out.
Tzacestani
23-05-2004, 19:56
No he's more lucky that he didn't try that in your nation because you'd god-mod your way out.

heh heh 8)
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 22:00
The church in Canales was filled with infidels worshiping idols, and today the judgement of 1,000 would come. This attack was different though, it was not to involve suicide, although it would be even more devestating, Omar smiled at the thought, we would have vengeance today.

The team of ten men ran down the sewer with 100 pounds of
c-4 in crates. When they arrived under the church they placed the bombs, set the timer for five minutes and ran.

Five minutes later, the men were out of sight and the church exploded and collased into the sewer system.

Post bodycount please.
Christianmissionries
23-05-2004, 22:32
The missionary society of Karachi was well known, it was a den of infidels and apostates. Today they would burn in hell.

Four freedom fighters broke open the doors and opened fire with their RPDs, the infidels ran for cover as the church was sprayed with bullets.

One threw a molotov and set fire to the church and then they all fled.
We pray for our fellow christians who have died today in martyrdom for their faith in our lord.
Sturmschutzen
23-05-2004, 22:39
British Communists so true. :lol:
Canales
23-05-2004, 22:41
The church in Canales was filled with infidels worshiping idols, and today the judgement of 1,000 would come. This attack was different though, it was not to involve suicide, although it would be even more devestating, Omar smiled at the thought, we would have vengeance today.

The team of ten men ran down the sewer with 100 pounds of
c-4 in crates. When they arrived under the church they placed the bombs, set the timer for five minutes and ran.

Five minutes later, the men were out of sight and the church exploded and collased into the sewer system.

Post bodycount please.
Luckily the church was nearly empty today being a workday and not sunday.
12 churchworkers were killed in the blast which is now being investigated. Investigators did say however, the explosion was too big to be an accident.
Meantime, the emperor has ordered all citizens to stay indoors or be shot on sight.
Galdania
23-05-2004, 22:41
The Holy Emperor, God bless his soul, has sent us into the world to convert you heathen and bring you into the fold of the only true faith, christianity.
Repent of your sins, convert and be baptized for the forgiveness of your sins.
We will soon be visiting your nations to call on your people to repent of their uncircumcised evil ways and call on them to come to the light.

Foreign propaganda sources are not permitted in Galdania.
Canales
23-05-2004, 22:49
We shall pay for the souls of the martyrs again. The tunnel has been discovered and we have troops following its path now.
Sturmschutzen
23-05-2004, 22:52
You won't be allowed in Sturmschutzen you Christian soccer hooligans we executed Commies and Slavs en masse so don't think I won't waste your "Christian" propaganda mongers.
Galdania
23-05-2004, 22:58
You won't be allowed in Sturmschutzen you Christian soccer hooligans we executed Commies and Slavs en masse so don't think I won't waste your "Christian" propaganda mongers.

Your nation has executed Communists and Slavs? Galdanians are both. I will be needing some information about your nation before bombing commences.
Canales
23-05-2004, 22:59
You won't be allowed in Sturmschutzen you Christian soccer hooligans we executed Commies and Slavs en masse so don't think I won't waste your "Christian" propaganda mongers.

Your nation has executed Communists and Slavs? Galdanians are both. I will be needing some information about your nation before bombing commences.
No. We call on you to forgive them. Not bomb them.
Canales
23-05-2004, 23:00
You won't be allowed in Sturmschutzen you Christian soccer hooligans we executed Commies and Slavs en masse so don't think I won't waste your "Christian" propaganda mongers.
Christians are advised not to go to Sturmschutzen. But if they are intent on going, the Emperor can do nothing to stop them.
Galdania
23-05-2004, 23:31
You won't be allowed in Sturmschutzen you Christian soccer hooligans we executed Commies and Slavs en masse so don't think I won't waste your "Christian" propaganda mongers.

Your nation has executed Communists and Slavs? Galdanians are both. I will be needing some information about your nation before bombing commences.
No. We call on you to forgive them. Not bomb them.

You're probably in cahoots with them, fascist.
Draconis Nightcrawlis
23-05-2004, 23:41
We have a special place for non-Asatru people wishing to come to Draconis Nightcrawlis. If you go to the nearest police station and tell the officer on duty what your bisness in DN is, he or she will then be only too happy to show you to this special place.
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 23:43
Galdania
23-05-2004, 23:43
We have a special place for non-Asatru people wishing to come to Draconis Nightcrawlis. If you go to the nearest police station and tell the officer on duty what your bisness in DN is, he or she will then be only too happy to show you to this special place.

Let me guess, it's called 'prison, labour camp, or big hole full of bodies'.
Draconis Nightcrawlis
23-05-2004, 23:54
We have a special place for non-Asatru people wishing to come to Draconis Nightcrawlis. If you go to the nearest police station and tell the officer on duty what your bisness in DN is, he or she will then be only too happy to show you to this special place.

Let me guess, it's called 'prison, labour camp, or big hole full of bodies'.

Nope we're to civilised to be that nasty. They get a free escort back to the airport.
Turetel
23-05-2004, 23:55
The Holy Emperor, God bless his soul, has sent us into the world to convert you heathen and bring you into the fold of the only true faith, christianity.
Repent of your sins, convert and be baptized for the forgiveness of your sins.
We will soon be visiting your nations to call on your people to repent of their uncircumcised evil ways and call on them to come to the light.

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ahhh, I am a Methodist and my people are what they choose, I need no preaching to, I have seperated my Church and States (Governments Wishes) and a majority of my people are Atheist 63%.
Militant Islam
23-05-2004, 23:58
We shall pay for the souls of the martyrs again. The tunnel has been discovered and we have troops following its path now.

It's not a tunnel, we used the sewer to get under the church.
24-05-2004, 00:01
Come to my store and buy lots of weapons to kill your enemies with.
Militant Islam
24-05-2004, 00:02
Come to my store and buy lots of weapons to kill your enemies with.

Sell me some ebola and a scud.
Ting Ling
24-05-2004, 00:13
The missionaries won't be hindered from entering Ting Ling, but there *are* a few things to keep in mind:

1. Church and State are completely separate entities
2. Although freedom of belief is set down in the Constitution, that goes both ways
3. Religious organisations have to pay taxes like everyone else, although they can claim tax deductions on whatever they spend on charitable works.

So, feel free to send them; just don't expect a massive amount of converts. The people of Ting Ling are pretty cynical, and that includes religion... :)
Militant Islam
24-05-2004, 00:28
A tanker drove past a school in Canales's capital, inside infidel children laughed at evil things of the corrupt west. Soon they will burn!!!

The tanker pulled off the exit and picked up speed as it headed for the school. The driver rammed the tanker onto the school which set off the explosives.
Canales
24-05-2004, 00:30
A tanker drove past a school in Canales's capital, inside infidel children laughed at evil things of the corrupt west. Soon they will burn!!!

The tanker pulled off the exit and picked up speed as it headed for the school. The driver rammed the tanker onto the school which set off the explosives.
Nation is under martial law. There are troops everywhere.
You couldn't possibly get your people in there in broaddaylight.
Militant Islam
24-05-2004, 00:31
They act like good christian infidels, you could not find them.......

Besides we get into your nation undercover, by tunnels under the border and along your coastline.
24-05-2004, 00:34
Go militant Islam. Death to the infidels.
We're proud to be uncircumcised.
Death to all christians and jews.
Magdha
24-05-2004, 00:48
Militant islam, you sicken me with your cowardly attacks.

Prepare for war.
24-05-2004, 00:51
Militant islam, you sicken me with your cowardly attacks.

Prepare for war.Philistine militia are on their way to Magdha to kill infidel women and children.
Ting Ling
24-05-2004, 02:24
Press Conference

Before a packed press gallery, spokesmen from both the Ting Ling Department of Defence and Department of Foreign Affairs issue a prepared statment:

"The government of the Republic of Ting Ling deplores the recent wave of terrorist attacks against the civilians of Canales and Magdha. Although the history of relations between differing faiths is stained with the blood of innocents on both sides, the hope is that we are able to move past that.

"But since there are nations that seem determined to use terror in resolving their differences, Ting Ling offers both humanitarian aid to the sum of twenty million dollars - with the option of sending more if required - and will deploy military and law enforcement personnel if requested.

"Are there any questions from the members of the Press?"
Luxembourgistan
24-05-2004, 02:30
We have our own religion here. Try to preach for yours (assuming it isn't Luxembourgistianity) in public, and there will be public floggings involved.

So, go ahead. Send some missionaries. The people love a good ol' preacher-whipping.
Callisdrun
24-05-2004, 05:30
Meanwhile, Callisdrunians gleefully continue to celebrate the festival, the party goes on for days.
Fuhrer landw
24-05-2004, 05:39
Fuhrer Land officially forbids preachers from foreign nations! STAY OUT!
Magdha
24-05-2004, 05:41
Missionaries welcome into Magdha as of now.
The Blooded Lands
24-05-2004, 05:43
We of the Blooded Lands will allow missionaries into out lands, however we will say that in all likely hood that it is the missionaries that will be converted, not us.
Sigma Octavus
24-05-2004, 05:45
Unfortunately, missionaries are strictly forbidden in our nation. Our nation prides itself in its defense from outside agressors and influences. We are not saying that you are agressors, there has just been....incidents involving missionaries in other nations that we would rather not have. You understand where we are coming from, correct?

Also, there is the small fact that the people of Sigma Octavus are entirely atheist. We have nothing against religion, its just that most if not all of our people would rather not have it in their lives.

It's a hostile world out there, you never know who to trust.

Our dearest apologies.

-Sigma Octavus Foreign Relations
Tzacestani
26-05-2004, 18:49
4 men stepped into the capital of ting ling.They had promised money to fight our freedom fighters.They had to pay.The men just walked up to the ministery off defence and pulled out pistols.Killing the two guards outside the door.They then lit and threw petrol bombs inside and were pleased to here death screams.They then ran while using there Machine guns to kill civilians,4 policemen ran intoi then but were gunned down before the men ran into a shopping centre and dropped petrol bombs inflaming themselves.They then ran around setting fire to other pepole before eventually diying.........
Joshu
26-05-2004, 19:06
The people of Joshu (along with the entirety of the planet Eness III A) would appreciate a lack of the presence of missionaries. Our entire society is based upon rationality and logic, and thus have no wish to enforce a particular religion upon an entire planet of people. Not that we have no religions on Eness III A. We simply leave the choice up to our population.

So, in conclusion, please send no missionaries to any nation in Eness III A (unless they PM a request to you). Thank you.

--The Technate of Joshu
Falastur
26-05-2004, 19:37
4 men stepped into the capital of ting ling.They had promised money to fight our freedom fighters.They had to pay.The men just walked up to the ministery off defence and pulled out pistols.Killing the two guards outside the door.They then lit and threw petrol bombs inside and were pleased to here death screams.They then ran while using there Machine guns to kill civilians,4 policemen ran intoi then but were gunned down before the men ran into a shopping centre and dropped petrol bombs inflaming themselves.They then ran around setting fire to other pepole before eventually diying.........

OOC: Where did you post them arriving in Ting Ling?
Falastur
26-05-2004, 19:38
Edit: Triple Post
Falastur
26-05-2004, 19:39
Edit: Triple Post