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Don't underestimate these war rodents. They can be used in many ways during war time. Some suggested methods: unleashing them onto enimy forces, shooting them out of the squirrel cannon (sold seperatly).

Nuclear Infused Squirrel: $1000 (for 100 squirrels)
Squirrel Cannon: $500
The "Infuse Your Own Squirrels Kit!": $20000

BUY NOW!

:shock:

give me 1k worth of squrriels 150 cannons and 75 kits

You seem suprised at my methods of war and weapons

I would like to know how these squirrels work.

OOC: Its...ummm...very...unique.

ok your total comes to...$1576000. Your squirrels, cannons, and kits will arive within a few days, a week at most.

OOC:
This thread sums up everything I've always said about trade on NationStates, online (eBay)... Hell, about capitalism in general. It doesn't matter what you're selling - There will always be someone to buy it.

Yes, but have you ever seen these squirrels in battle? They are ferocious!

I'll buy one Nuclear Infused Squirrel for a pet, this outta be fun, maybe release it and watch the rest of my environment crash. :shock:

Alright, one squirrel would come to $10. I would be intrested in seeing how long it takes to destroy the entire ecosystem. Your squirrel will be delivered shortly.

Thanks :).

No problem

Don't underestimate these war rodents. They can be used in many ways during war time. Some suggested methods: unleashing them onto enimy forces, shooting them out of the squirrel cannon (sold seperatly).

Nuclear Infused Squirrel: $1000 (for 100 squirrels)
Squirrel Cannon: $500
The "Infuse Your Own Squirrels Kit!": $20000

BUY NOW!


I'd like 1000 Squirrels and 100 launchers, and 100 Kits

Your total comes to $2051000. It will arive shortly. Thank you.

Darn, that is one cute squirrel, I want 4 more, to breed them, they are just so gosh darn cute.

Three Squirrels.

You should sell tranquilizer guns.

$30. I'll give you an extra $2000 if they're paradropped to these co-ordinates --BOXED AND SECURED-- in ViZion.

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Ok, that will come to $40. Good luck on the breeding!

The Burnsian Desert, your total comes $2030, and good idea about the tranquilizer guns.

Your total comes to $2051000. It will arive shortly. Thank you.

thank u....

i think i'll go for a North Korea type of goverment... or not... cause i'm not a friggin midget

Thank you, Yevon. I can forgive you for that UN thing now. Read this (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=146905) topic.

Trantranquilizer guns now for sale too. The guns are set on Squirrel strength so that should any thing go wrong with the squirrels, you can temporarily subdue them. Nuclear squirrel strength shots should not be used on humans! They are far too strong to be used on any natural being! There is a second setting on the gun however. The second setting is for shooting non-nuclear augmented squirrels so that you can use them with your squirrel infusion kits.

Trantranquilizer guns: $1000

Five.
$5000
+$1000

For same drill as last time. Thanks.

Alright, no problem. total is $6000. Thanks

Thank you.

OOC: as it is 1:16 am in my time zone i will go to bed in about 15 minutes. Keep saying what you are buying, but I will not be able to respond unti sometime tomarrow. When i log on tomarrow, I will send you your squirrels and stuff.

Until 1:30 am (Eastern Standard Time) today, all squirrels are 50% off!

hey! can I get a discount on these things for being in your region/ endorsing you, if so, i will buy 10 launchers, 50 squirrels, and one kit. if not , give me half as many of each. plus an extra $2000 to drop a squirrel on Mentz Germany.

Cant... resist.... randomness.......


dont want to.... but.... must.... buy..... squirels.....

ILL TAKE 1000!

Squirrels? :shock: :shock:

Lets see, something with wings, your total is $1252000. Thank you.

Praetonia your total comes to $10000

And Devias, yes, squirrels. They're the newest advancement in warfare technology. Buy some and you will see what they can do on the field of battle. Do not scoff at the power of nuclear squirrels.

ummm... what do i do if my squirrels escape and start breeding with the local population of non nuclear squirrels.

Umm...LUE42...you should buy a tranqulizer gun and try your best to catch the nuclear infused ones. But, I am not to be held liable if such an event were to occur.

Ok, everyone, until June First at 11:59 pm, all products are 50% off!

Nuclear infused squirrels- $500 for 100 squirrels
Squirrel launcher- $250
Make your own nuclear squirrel kit- $12500
Tranqulizer gun- $500

Again, the prices will return to normal at June second at 12:00 am

ill buy a ten hundred guns but this better work before the problem cross' the border for there will be hell to pay and im to cheap to pay it.

$250000 is your total LUE42. You were the only one to take my 50% off deal.

im the only one to have a national crisis on my hands.

lol...so anyways, anyone else want to buy the newest advancement in military warfare?

What do they even do? Eat brains, shoot eye beams, throw acorns very hard?WHAT? Moulder needs more experiments.

Horned Rat, they are basically self explanitory. They are normal squirrels that have had multiple radiation treatments done on them. They are more durable, stronger, faster, smarter, and glowier than your average squirrel. They can be trained like dogs and their bites can cause serious wounds. They are suprisingly loyal too. In tests, they have proved useful when a camera was attached onto them and they were realeased into enemy territory, because seriously, whos going to attack an innocent squirrel? They are very agile and can take down enemy troops in moments.

Again the prices are:

Nuclear Infused Squirrel: $1000 (for 100 squirrels)
Squirrel Cannon: $500
The "Infuse Your Own Squirrels Kit!": $20000
Tranquilizer gun: $1000

Can I get four paradropped over my cousin's house? Money wired upon confirmation. :twisted: (n00b smiliey)

ummm...they tranquilizer guns worked for a while but a thing about mutation is it increases mutation rates and my nuclear squirrels have now also become immune to well any form of sedative and their population is on the rise so if you get a few angry messages it may have been from well you.

ok, I'm back in buisness. same prices!

is it possible to nuclear infuse non squirrels?
also how many squirrels does 1 kit infuse?

yea it is, you can buy the "Infuse Your Own Squirrels Kit!" for $20000

Are these squirrels edible?

One kit can infuse an indefinate number of squirrels. Ours have never broken.

Are these squirrels edible?
umm...thats never been tested

i meant could you infuse things that are not squirrels with the kit

i meant could you infuse things that are not squirrels with the kit
As long as they are about the size of a squirrel. The Infuse Your Own Squirrels Kit is an advanced microwave-like device that infuses living things with "safe" levels of radiation. So I suppose other things could be infused.

i will purchase 1 kit. it will be used for pest control ie emasculate squirrels/vermin and have them kill vermin

Alright, Theao, your total comes to

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$20000

Money wired.

Alright, your kit should arrive shortly.

I'll take 10,000 squirrels and 4,000 launchers and 1000 tranq guns and 500 kits please! :)