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BOMB IN JONOTHANA --- jonothanian news company

Jonothana
22-05-2004, 00:03
The Constitutional Monarchy of Jonothana has foiled a bomb plot. The bomb seemed to be faulty as the detonator was not powerful enough to set off the bomb.

his was later discovered to be a distraction as a bomb planted beside the Terrano Parliament Building, recently built as a welcome present by the Colony of Terrano. This killed 30 civilians, 16 government officials and 13 MPs. "5 of these were good friends of mine" said the Prime Minister .

Jonothana is appealing for help in tracking these anti - UN terrorists as it has little intelligence on terrorists. It will be setting up a disater commitee shortly.

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Jonothana
22-05-2004, 12:03
I am appealing for help from all nations in tracking down the terrorists resposible and re-establishing our security.
Jonothana
22-05-2004, 14:07
We have discovered where the group who attcked us is based, and a neighbour has sent warships to attck them.
Jonothana
22-05-2004, 15:31
A second bomb has exploded in Jonothana. This was aimed at civilians.
Jonothana
11-06-2004, 18:29
There had been a third bomb, long after the first two. We belive this was due to Jonathana voting yes to Abortion rights, and NO to ANP. We appeal for help. This went off in the main UN chamber of Jonothana, where choices are made over our UN activity.
The GCLA
11-06-2004, 18:40
A grainy, black and white video shows a man in a combination of clergy robes and military fatigues.

"People of the world, we are the Global Catholic Liberation Army. We claim full responsibilty for these attacks by our crusaders against the heathen scum of Jonothana. These attacks will continue until our demands are met."

The man throws his arm into the air, clutching a massive wooden crucifix.

"GLORY TO GOD IN THE HIGHEST!"

The video ends.
Jonothana
16-06-2004, 23:05
Military alert is now :!: :!: :!: :!: :!: meaning our military (and special forces) deploying to the nearest sea. We will soon find a landing point inside the region.
Jonothana
18-06-2004, 18:48
Show your demands, we want to see them.