NationStates Jolt Archive

Persia will soon be the ruler of the entire middle east once again.
Our forces are massing along the borders of Babylon and soon we will invade and wipe out the babylonian troops.
And all of mesopotamia will be mine.

Good first post :lol:


Good way to make ALLOT of enemies..er....I mean allies.

Good first post :lol:


Good way to make ALLOT of enemies..er....I mean allies.
Help me take over the middle east and we will rule the world together.

Good first post :lol:


Good way to make ALLOT of enemies..er....I mean allies.
Help me take over the middle east and we will rule the world together.



How about I help the Middle East, and we kick your ass together?

:lol:

Good first post :lol:


Good way to make ALLOT of enemies..er....I mean allies.
Help me take over the middle east and we will rule the world together.



How about I help the Middle East, and we kick your ass together?

:lol:
I will pay you. :lol:

How much?

:P

How much?

:P200 million and diamonds, gold, and spices, and 1000 issues of playboy magazine.

Attack Egypt. You'll run right over those guys. I mean, what can the Brotherhood of Nod do to you?

How much?

:P1000 issues of playboy magazine.



Hell lets invade :P

How much?

:P1000 issues of playboy magazine.



Hell lets invade :P
excellent

Attack Egypt. You'll run right over those guys. I mean, what can the Brotherhood of Nod do to you?
Will you help me too?
I will pay you too.

I will give 1000 issues of playboy to everyone who helps me take over the middle east. :lol:

Attack Egypt. You'll run right over those guys. I mean, what can the Brotherhood of Nod do to you?
Will you help me too?
I will pay you too.I will help your people.








By deposing you.

I have started putting forces on stand by. The new Laser Cannon is charging and is ready to clear the path for the ground forces. Bombing raids have already started on Babylon.

No no no. This cannot be.
My parliament refuses to give me money for the invasion.
My troops will mutinee if I can't pay them.
I know what I'll do.
All troops are ordered away from the border and are instead ordered to march on the capital and arrest all members of the legislature and the supreme court for blocking my invasion.
Once they are arrested I will abolish parliament and the supreme court and execute the traitors. :twisted:
That'll teach them to refuse to fund my invasion projects.

I'll help fund it if needed.




Forces in route:



500,000 Marines
1,000 M1A3 Tanks
2,000 T-90 Tanks
700 Chinook Helicopters
234 Stryker APC's
600 Bradley APC's



1 Carrier Battle Group:

2 Nimitz Class Carrier's
12 Battleships
24 Destroyers
12 Nuclear Submarines
23 Crusiers

I'll help fund it if needed.




Forces in route:



500,000 Marines
1,000 M1A3 Tanks
2,000 T-90 Tanks
700 Chinook Helicopters
234 Stryker APC's
600 Bradley APC's



1 Carrier Battle Group:

2 Nimitz Class Carrier's
12 Battleships
24 Destroyers
12 Nuclear Submarines
23 Crusiers
what type of swords are these. I am not familiar with them.
My army only has the common broad swords, spears, bows, arrows, horses, and chariots that everyone has.
Are your swords better than my swords?

I'm armed with Assualt Rifles and 155mm Cannons.

:lol:

I'm armed with Assualt Rifles and 155mm Cannons.

:lol:
What are those?

They are magic! :lol:

I'm armed with Assualt Rifles and 155mm Cannons.

:lol:
What are those?



Sit here in front of this T-90 and I'll show you. Sit in front of that long barrel thing on the front.

They are magic! :lol:
Will they take over babylon for me?
Can they destroy my enemies?

I'm armed with Assualt Rifles and 155mm Cannons.

:lol:
What are those?



Sit here in front of this T-90 and I'll show you. Sit in front of that long barrel thing on the front.
Send trembling slave boy to stick head inside barrel to check it out.

Only if you sacrafice 7,000,000 ducks to them.

Only if you sacrafice 7,000,000 ducks to them.
Orders the priests to begin slaughtering 7,000,000 ducks to the new gods of war.

I'm armed with Assualt Rifles and 155mm Cannons.

:lol:
What are those?



Sit here in front of this T-90 and I'll show you. Sit in front of that long barrel thing on the front.
Send trembling slave boy to stick head inside barrel to check it out.



He wont feel a thing.


BOOM.

There that is what the 155mm Cannons are.

I'm armed with Assualt Rifles and 155mm Cannons.

:lol:
What are those?



Sit here in front of this T-90 and I'll show you. Sit in front of that long barrel thing on the front.
Send trembling slave boy to stick head inside barrel to check it out.



He wont feel a thing.


BOOM.

There that is what the 155mm Cannons are.

:shock: It speaks with thunder like a God and it spits fire. :shock:
Notes remains of slave boy.
Excellent, I wish you to use this dragon to destroy Babylon.
With dragons like these I can take over the whole world.

I forgot to mention that they all have to be white.
And the preists must sing this:
We look so dumb with Duck blood on our thumbs, We smell so bad cause of the dead duck bills under our feet, lalalalalalal, Everybody was Kung-fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning.
:D

I forgot to mention that they all have to be white.
And the preists must sing this:
We look so dumb with Duck blood on our thumbs, We smell so bad case of the dead duck bills under our feet, lalalalalalal, Everybody was Kung-fu fighting, those cats were fast as lightning.
:D
orders hunters to hunt down white ducks.

Why Medopersia I do believe I like you. I'll send you a solar powered TV, you'll want to worship that too, mind you.

Remains of slave boy, where?

Why Medopersia I do believe I like you. I'll send you a solar powered TV, you'll want to worship that too, mind you.


LOL

Remains of slave boy, where?

His feet would still be there.

Remains of slave boy, where?

His feet would still be there.




Maybe lol, his head was in the barrel. Think of being hit by a 155mm shell at that range.