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ALPHA-OMEGA EXPLODES

21-05-2004, 05:04
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:05
ROFL :D :D OMFG!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:06
and they will remain there forever under miles of glass
A Few Rich People
21-05-2004, 05:06
FWS all I have to say to your past, present, and future:

*clears throat*

Ding Dong! The Witch is dead. Which old Witch? The Wicked Witch!
Ding Dong! The Wicked Witch is dead.

Wake up - sleepy head, rub your eyes, get out of bed.
Wake up, the Wicked Witch is dead. She's gone where the goblins go,
Below - below - below. Yo-ho, let's open up and sing and ring the bells out.
Ding Dong' the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know
The Wicked Witch is dead
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:06
In retaliation for this, we launch our X-9 Laser Guided IGNORE Stick. You have been ignored. By everyone if I guess correctly.

Also, playing by your rules, we pull a force field out of nowhere that contains the blast in your nation. Where'd we get it, no one knows. We just did.

(Silly n00b, nukes are for good roleplayers.)
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:06
Someone for,t he love of god and my very own sanity


SHOT HIM!

and...umm FWS....something like that going off in your nation, would create a crater....reaching down to yuor bunkers and killing you too

guess what?

YOU'RE DEAD!
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:06
Oh, Maghda left with everything, I think you lost the alfa omega bomb and my people have sunshine right now. I guess you killed yourself
21-05-2004, 05:07
Someone for,t he love of god and my very own sanity


SHOT HIM!

and...umm FWS....something like that going off in your nation, would create a crater....reaching down to yuor bunkers and killing you too

guess what?

YOU'RE DEAD!

The bomb went off 40,000 feet in the air.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:07
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

I nominate this as the funniest post in NS history
21-05-2004, 05:08
We're all god modders. I'm ignoring everyone, even myself for now. You're all ignored... I'm going to go on as if this entire war crap never happened... All in favor?
A Few Rich People
21-05-2004, 05:08
I second it!

(to IDF not FWS)
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:08
I'm still hereFWS, and you do realize air burst do leave nice craters
Vrak
21-05-2004, 05:08
OOC: I wish I had an "Alpha-Omega" bomb. Isn't that they guy from the Transformers? :)
Setian-Sebeceans
21-05-2004, 05:08
Hmm... get a few.... never mind lets let him hunker down and a have mini-kkk meetings down there.
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:08
Good deal. Shutup and let the nation die FWS
The Burnsian Desert
21-05-2004, 05:09
1337 Bunker

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Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:09
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

I nominate this as the funniest post in NS history

i 2nd this one more


and, i still want an explonation of how this....bomb came about.....
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:09
We're all god modders. I'm ignoring everyone, even myself for now. You're all ignored... I'm going to go on as if this entire war crap never happened... All in favor?

I'm going on that you never happened and won't you are ignored by everyone. Have fun RPing with yourself
Vrak
21-05-2004, 05:09
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

OOC: Stop godmodding! LOL! Someone please save this and put in in the "Best Quotes Ever" thread. Please. :lol:
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:10
I'm still hereFWS, and you do realize air burst do leave nice craters


NO!

FWS doesnt realize ANYTHING, ahvent we learned this yet?
Josh Dollins
21-05-2004, 05:10
blah I guess I give up to forget it although my people were protected very well we suffered no deaths! :P
21-05-2004, 05:10
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

I nominate this as the funniest post in NS history

i 2nd this one more


and, i still want an explonation of how this....bomb came about.....


Power and War spent 1 real month building it, sent it to me.
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:10
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

OOC: Stop godmodding! LOL! Someone please save this and put in in the "Best Quotes Ever" thread. Please. :lol:

got it
21-05-2004, 05:11
I'm still hereFWS, and you do realize air burst do leave nice craters


NO!

FWS doesnt realize ANYTHING, ahvent we learned this yet?

You surely haven't learned the word is doesn't.
21-05-2004, 05:12
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Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:12
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...

I nominate this as the funniest post in NS history

i 2nd this one more


and, i still want an explonation of how this....bomb came about.....


Power and War spent 1 real month building it, sent it to me.

....i see....you do nkow such a weapon is beyound the capability of any modren tech nation...the ;argets nuclear device ever exploded was a Russian 500 megaton bomb

1000megaton...with colbart....sounds liek something you get at a Nuclear Fast Food joint
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:13
you gots to learns some thingys abouts Rping here FWS (bad grammer on purpose) You aint learned nothings yet godmodder
21-05-2004, 05:13
YOU'RE ALL DEAD, as the 1000 mega ton h-bomb with cobalt explodes... Now shut up, quit god modding, and leave me alone.

Enjoy 93 years of nuclear winter. Most of people are in deep bunkers with 1,000,000,000,000 lbs of food and water...NOTES:

1000 Megaton = 1 Teraton
H-Bomb = Only good when blown up in water
93 years = No, more like 300-400
1,000,000,000,000 lbs food/water...underground = You're still screwed.


Only under water? You're a fool.

93 years is what the half-life of cobalt is.
21-05-2004, 05:13
you gots to learns some thingys abouts Rping here FWS (bad grammer on purpose) You aint learned nothings yet godmodder

You have to learn something about not stabbing people the back.
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:14
I still find it funny that he called everyone GodModders. And where'd that most memorable quote thread go? I need to find that.
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:14
When allies go nuts......you're supposed to stop them
21-05-2004, 05:15
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A Few Rich People
21-05-2004, 05:15
Maybe if we keep nuking the molten shag enough someone will deat him :P
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:15
I still find it funny that he called everyone GodModders. And where'd that most memorable quote thread go? I need to find that.

i added it, its in there now
Armed Lumberjacks
21-05-2004, 05:15
while death is abroad.

A meteor falls from the sky and falls on fws and smashes through your bunker.

WHich means...

:: DRUM ROLL ::

YOUR DEAD!!!!

SO SHUT UP FOR GOD"S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
21-05-2004, 05:15
Fine, call me one as well. I admit I did some god modding... You won't admit your failings though... That is what makes us different. I admit my mistakes and poor choices. You don't.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:15
pissed my pants laughing when I read this. That is worse than all the I lauch 2,000,000,000,000 nukes at Joo and kill Joo.
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:16
I only godmodded once, and that's when I followed your rules, pulled some unattainable tech out of thin air, and negated your n00b bomb.
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:17
Fine, call me one as well. I admit I did some god modding... You won't admit your failings though... That is what makes us different. I admit my mistakes and poor choices. You don't.

So, what mistakes did they make?

And, pleasem for accuracy sakes, repalce some with BLATENT OMGZ NO35!!!!!!!11
21-05-2004, 05:17
Fine, call me one as well. I admit I did some god modding... You won't admit your failings though... That is what makes us different. I admit my mistakes and poor choices. You don't.

So, what mistakes did they make?

And, pleasem for accuracy sakes, repalce some with BLATENT OMGZ NO35!!!!!!!11


They never lost any planes in air attacks... They never had any missiles fail, get hit by SDI etc... They posted my losses for me... etc
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:17
and where did I godmod?
A Few Rich People
21-05-2004, 05:18
What do you think, did FWS just forge a new classification or newb or is he just a hodgepodge of every bad thing imaginable?
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:18
who wants to post a link to this in the Mod forum?
Armed Lumberjacks
21-05-2004, 05:19
Fine, call me one as well. I admit I did some god modding... You won't admit your failings though... That is what makes us different. I admit my mistakes and poor choices. You don't.

So, what mistakes did they make?

And, pleasem for accuracy sakes, repalce some with BLATENT OMGZ NO35!!!!!!!11


They never lost any planes in air attacks... They never had any missiles fail, get hit by SDI etc... They posted my losses for me... etc

uhuh???
A Few Rich People
21-05-2004, 05:20
Mod thread be a good idea, this is just to horrible (and yet oddly amusing).
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:21
who wants to post a link to this in the Mod forum?

what thread, archive request for the most pathatic example of noobishness EVER?
Armed Lumberjacks
21-05-2004, 05:21
Mod thread be a good idea, this is just to horrible (and yet oddly amusing).

i second that
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:22
Yes......too bad we don't have any Sephrioth in here to round off the incredible levels of n00b.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:22
Who her blew their kidneys reading this thread?
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:23
i dunno Sigma, i think thus puts that to shame...i never thought id see the day
Armed Lumberjacks
21-05-2004, 05:24
i dunno Sigma, i think thus puts that to shame...i never thought id see the day

point to ponder

Now is that a good thing or a bad thing???
The Freethinkers
21-05-2004, 05:24
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh what a lark, tis the most funniest thing I have laid eyes on today, such a hilarity.

On a more serious note. FWS, you're less than two weeks old and you've been nuked, what, four times? Im impressed.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:25
hey Transnapastain, FWS posted something in the mod thread about you, I say you do the same and link this thread just so I can see what the mods sy (ought to be funny)
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:31
Thanks for the heads up IDF....that ought to read "shoot" over

as you can see, i make a lot of typos
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:32
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh what a lark, tis the most funniest thing I have laid eyes on today, such a hilarity.

On a more serious note. FWS, you're less than two weeks old and you've been nuked, what, four times? Im impressed.

He got nuked 3 times today and a total of 9-12 times I think. A new record LOL.
21-05-2004, 05:34
After 93 years my people all emerge from their bunkers... Well their grandchildren and great grandchildren emerge...

Joseph Cannon III: "Now the world has been wiped clean of the plagues, we aryans will populate it all."
The Freethinkers
21-05-2004, 05:34
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh what a lark, tis the most funniest thing I have laid eyes on today, such a hilarity.

On a more serious note. FWS, you're less than two weeks old and you've been nuked, what, four times? Im impressed.

He got nuked 3 times today and a total of 9-12 times I think. A new record LOL.

All credit to the guy. Too bad my own country isnt dissolving into civil war otherwise I may have made it unlucky thirteen.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:34
someone post this link to the mod page and ask for their reaction?
Armed Lumberjacks
21-05-2004, 05:35
:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Oh what a lark, tis the most funniest thing I have laid eyes on today, such a hilarity.

On a more serious note. FWS, you're less than two weeks old and you've been nuked, what, four times? Im impressed.

He got nuked 3 times today and a total of 9-12 times I think. A new record LOL.

I dont think that 3 is a good number. Let's make it even number and nuke him again. THat way he is good and toasty. Plus we could shoot the survivors in the dark.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:35
After 93 years my people all emerge from their bunkers... Well their grandchildren and great grandchildren emerge...

Joseph Canno III: "Now the world has been wiped clean of the plagues, we aryans will populate it all."

that's almost as funny as your first post IGNORED
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:36
FWS posted there complaining about Transnapistan. The mods shouldn't do much about it, there's no reason.

And MagicChina was hit with twenty or thirty nukes at one time. Pretty sure MagicCrater still holds the record.
21-05-2004, 05:38
So now that you're all dead... I rule the world... Well my allies who were in bunkers are safe also... So we rule it.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Roania
21-05-2004, 05:38
OOC: I see only one way to respond to FWS's first post, and that's with an ancient quote:

Semi-IC: Sweet Jesus, everything is on fire!
Armed Lumberjacks
21-05-2004, 05:39
So now that you're all dead... I rule the world... Well my allies who were in bunkers are safe also... So we rule it.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

uhuh???

of course :wink:

wait your still here...
A Few Rich People
21-05-2004, 05:40
How did you get out from under 50ft of solid glass hmmm?
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:40
FWS posted there complaining about Transnapistan. The mods shouldn't do much about it, there's no reason.

And MagicChina was hit with twenty or thirty nukes at one time. Pretty sure MagicCrater still holds the record.

yeah, innocent typo, everyone here knows how many typos i make
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:40
And your people all die from the massive amounts of radiation covering your IGNORED nation.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:40
the people of FWS dig up of the bunkers only to find themselves entombed for eternity in glass.
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:41
OOC: I see only one way to respond to FWS's first post, and that's with an ancient quote:

Semi-IC: Sweet Jesus, everything is on fire!

:lol: very true Roania, very true
The Freethinkers
21-05-2004, 05:42
OOC: I see only one way to respond to FWS's first post, and that's with an ancient quote:

Semi-IC: Sweet Jesus, everything is on fire!


Seconded....again
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:42
32, the number of NFL teams
50, the number of US states
0, the number of nations recognizing FWS.
Roania
21-05-2004, 05:43
OOC: See, a 1000 ton cobalt nuclear bomb would not only shatter the earth into a thousand pieces, it would also blow up Mars and Venus as well with the sheer force of the shockwave. So, when I said everything...I meant, you know, everything.

Generally, the world still has to exist in order to rule it. In FWS's NS world...
Roania
21-05-2004, 05:44
32, the number of NFL teams
50, the number of US states
0, the number of nations recognizing FWS.

OOC gloating could be considered flaming, IDF.
IDF
21-05-2004, 05:45
32, the number of NFL teams
50, the number of US states
0, the number of nations recognizing FWS.

OOC gloating could be considered flaming, IDF.
Not in this situation.
Sigma Octavus
21-05-2004, 05:45
OOC: See, a 1000 ton cobalt nuclear bomb would not only shatter the earth into a thousand pieces, it would also blow up Mars and Venus as well with the sheer force of the shockwave. So, when I said everything...I meant, you know, everything.

Generally, the world still has to exist in order to rule it. In FWS's NS world...

And considering there are near infinite different NS worlds all overlapping, he gets his own little one. He just happened to nuke a world filled with those nations that never post on the forums.
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:46
That works for me
The Freethinkers
21-05-2004, 05:46
OOC: See, a 1000 ton cobalt nuclear bomb would not only shatter the earth into a thousand pieces, it would also blow up Mars and Venus as well with the sheer force of the shockwave. So, when I said everything...I meant, you know, everything.

Generally, the world still has to exist in order to rule it. In FWS's NS world...


Oooooh....a 10,000+ post count. :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
A Few Rich People
21-05-2004, 05:47
And considering there are near infinite different NS worlds all overlapping, he gets his own little one. He just happened to nuke a world filled with those nations that never post on the forums

That works quite well.
Roania
21-05-2004, 05:48
He nuked Francos Spain? Noooooo! I wuvved him wike a bwuther! Seriously, though, why don't we go find someone alive to pester? Hmmm...Sketch, maybe.

IDF, yes, even in this situation.
Transnapastain
21-05-2004, 05:49
Alright people, move along, nothing tos ee here but glass...lotsa glasss...i think its over for the night....tomarrow, he'll be back with a space tech nation,

50000000 death starts 3's
94893284932848432 SSD's
432443545325432543532 Cloned Jedi Knights
Callisdrun
21-05-2004, 05:55
So now that you're all dead... I rule the world... Well my allies who were in bunkers are safe also... So we rule it.


:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

A nuclear winter doesn't make much difference for Callisdrun, already being inhospitably cold, so when everybody emerges, we nuke you again.

NOW YOU'RE ALL DEAD ANYWAY!

Or, if you prefer, in retaliation for the alpha-omega bomb, we use the super-duper IGNORE missile of doom, nullifying both the effects of the alpha-omega bomb and the very existance of FWS. Have a nice IGNORED day. :D
Celdrone
21-05-2004, 05:56
Everybody here see my point now? Please go to my thread and use it for what it's for.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=146721&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0
Callisdrun
21-05-2004, 06:22
Everybody here see my point now? Please go to my thread and use it for what it's for.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=146721&postdays=0&postorder=asc&start=0

yes, we do, but having a little sarcastic fun with it is a great time. :lol: