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East Napulur gets fed up with Aaron Leaders slack

East Napulur
20-05-2004, 21:57
"That's it!" General Zor roars. "The Republic of Aaron Leader has stalled us off for too long now! We can't just lay back and let Roz-topia and Techon blow the hell out of us!" Just then a Sergeant walks up to General Zor with a worried expression on his face. "Uh General we have a problem here," he began, "Our only ally was Aaron Leader and if you plan to turn on him it may not go very well with the other countries of this world." "Ah," General Zor said, "They do not understand what position our country is in right now. I had one of the Aaron Leader messengers ride up to me and deliver a note that had a deal on it. It stated that Aaron Leader would assist us in our war with Roz-topia if we moved to the region he founded." "Oh, well what do you plan on doing General?" Sergeant Maz asked. Just then a Napulate scout rode up, he had a terrored expression on his face. "General we have Roz-topian B2 Bombers heading in from the northwest." he said. "Ah, just airial movement then?" Zor asked. "No I'm afraid not sir," the scout said, "We also have ground troops moving in from the southeast." General Zor looked around, he was very stressed at this time and didn't know what to do. "I'm afraid we might not last long, for we have to break from our considered ally Aaron Leader, we might as well fire a Patriot Missile at them and see how they like the taste of that. As for the Roz-topians, I just do not know how we are going to handle this."
Muktar
20-05-2004, 22:10
The 'Killer Nomad Cultist Horde' of Muktar may be willing to assist against the infantry, provided salvage rights. Our troops are ragtag, but due to our dependence on pillage and warfare, our population is heavily devoted to warfare. Melee weapons salvaged from sacked museums, Ingalls, and 12-Gauges are common, but shotguns, grenade launchers, and Aks are relatively frequent as well. We have mobile rocket launchers, but those are reserved for vehicular targets. Every once in a while you see an armored jeep with a turret, or even a tank.
East Napulur
23-05-2004, 04:01
"Yes!" General Zor exclaims. "Finally! We have some assistance! Someone in this world believes that Roz-topia and Techon are too lenient on democracy, dictatorships will rule!" General Zor looks over to Sergeant Maz, "Sergeant!" "Yes General?" he replied. "The 'Killer Nomad Cultist Horde' of Muktar is sending some assistance with our war with Roz-topia and Techon!" Maz was astonished, then he asked, "So are they just assisting us or are they willing to become one of our major allies against Roz-topia and Techon? I mean since we lost the assistance from Aaron Leader and all." The General replied, "We have not been on speaking terms when it came to becoming allies, but it will be a question we will state the next time we meet with one of their higher ranked men." Sergeant Maz then asked, "What are they planning on sending to our assistance?" "Well they said they were sending, Infantry troops, Melee weapons salvaged from sacked museums, Ingalls, 12-Gauges, shotguns, grenade launchers, AK-47s, mobile rocket launchers (but those are reserved for vehicular targets), and some armored jeeps with a turret, and even some tanks." General Zor replied ecstatically. This gave Maz a huge burst of overwhelming confidence. He just couldn't believe someone would send all that just to help the Napulates hold their ground. He was proud of being a Napulate and proud of Muktar's assistance. He then said, "We may have been down, but we surely aren't out! We will give Roz-topia and Techon something to smoke in their pipes!" General Zor then went over to a Napulate messenger, he had an official note held in his hand and he handed it to the messenger. Zor said, "Ride over to Muktar and deliver this note, it states our acceptance of their assistance and our request for them to become our ally." The messenger then said, "Yes sir." and he rode off.
Muktar
23-05-2004, 04:07
I've recently updated my military. I will be sending 10 Infantry Legions and 5 Land Armor Legions. Link to list of military forces per million of population. (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=147312) These forces are much better equipped and trained. Keep in mind the reason we are assisting you in the blatant rise in opposition to communism simply because it is communism, and that we will exemplify our governmental system by ending the inequality of the battle. Consideration for long term alliance will require a degree of negociation of terms, but rest assured you can count of Muktar to see you through this war. Just cover us against the missiles and we can neutralize the ground forces.
Roz-topia
24-05-2004, 03:07
Despite all of the commotion with other countries, Roz-topia has made many allies in the end, but what Roz-topia sees here has been a surprise of its own. "General Roz! General Roz! East Napulur has assistance! They have assistance!" shouts a worried Roz-topian scout. General Roz's smile just faded quickly from his face. He then said, "Oh so they finally have assistance eh? What's that gonna matter? We still have Techon aiding us! They are like in the 600 millions when it comes to size." "Err... yeah about that," the scout said worriedly, "This assisting country isn't quite a small country either." General Roz's face took on a serious expression. "Who would be dumb enough to ally with someone like General Zor anyway? he then said. "Well," the scout started, "Obviously this nation known as Muktar is, because, well... you see..." the scout seemed not to be able to spit out his thoughts. "Blah Blah Blah!" General Roz then said, "If you can't spit that one out then answer me this, what does this 'Muktar' plan on sendin'?" The scout turned pale white. "Well... from reports from other Roz-topian scouts stationed further from our borders they reported an advance of Muktar Infantry troops, Melee weapons, Ingalls, 12-Gauges, shotguns, grenade launchers, AK-47s, mobile rocket launchers, and some armored jeeps with a turret, and even some tanks were a coming this way..." "F*CK!" General Roz screamed at the top of his lungs, "We need to notify Techon about this! Say, how big is this 'Muktar' anyways?" The scout looked dead white, he looked as if he was to die right then and there. Then he stammered, "A-a-a-about s-s-s-even hundred m-m-million sir..." General Roz had now became FUMED.
East Napulur
24-05-2004, 03:41
"That's right General Roz..." General Zor says quietly to himself. He knew that Roz-topia was going to be in quite a tizzy once they found out about Muktar's help. "Aside all the artillery and troops Muktar sent over to Roz-topia, we will send 10 Marine battalions." Zor said. He then took out a map and mapping tools that he used to strategize the whole idea he had for attacking Roz-topia. "Right here..." he pointed to the map of Roz-topia and its territories, "Here is Roz-topia, their capital Napulur... from which we seceded. Here is one of their larger cities, Roz-K-Boz... there they station most of their tank factories and build weapons and artillery. Here are some of its smaller owned territories. Shermanlupia and Victor-means - Winner are two very small territories that Roz-topia owns. Pussy-loverz and Eat-out-ville are two larger territories but with the right strategy and help form allies we should be able to take them out." Sergeant Maz looked over General Zors shoulder and nodded with every word Zor said. Maz then replied, "So now that I know of all this information, what do we plan to do with it?" General Zor then replied, "See here, we are going to try to take over their smaller territories, that would add to our numbers, then with those and hopefully some more assistance we would try to take over one or two of their larger territories." "Uh-huh..." Maz said. Zor continued, "With those then in our power we would try to make an invasion on their major weapon building city, Roz-K-Boz. When we would succeed after that we would use all of our power to try to overthrow Roz-topia's Capital Napulur, and then after that we will be able to run the government the way it should be run!" Sergeant Maz then said, "Greeeaat.... Now where are we going to invade first?" General Zor just paused for a second, then he said with a grin on his face, "Shermanlupia."
WESS IS THE KING
24-05-2004, 21:12
"Oh Zor, you so quickly forget the might of WESLEMAGNE. Your country is little more than rubble. The rods, the rods, how they pound, ohhhhhhhhh hmmmmm. Your major cities are no more, where are your weapons factories, your agriculture, your food, your Wal-Marts, all gone now. What forces do you have to attack Shermanlupia. Other than the ragtag band of Mukthings, whatever the hel* they are. I say you should surrender now, or I will begin pummelling your location, with railguns, and the advanced tactical laser. I have my full army to use, now that the Aaron leader conflict is over. Therefore I demand your surrender Zor," said the oh, so sexy Weslemagne, as he got his monthly pedicure, and threw darts at your picture, and your countries map.
East Napulur
25-05-2004, 00:10
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" General Zor laughed with much fervor. "HAHAHAHA...ha..." Sergeant Maz tried to imitate Zor's laugh. "You foolish man!" General Zor said defiantly, "You must not understand the power that now assists us? You must not deny our now accumulated power?! Do you not understand what sh*t you are in Weslemagne, do you?!?!" General Zor shouted as if he was actually talking to Weslemagne himself, though actually he did not know the statements of Weslemagne until a WESS IS THE KING messenger delivered an official note from Weslemagne himself. You see, General Zor does know of the trio powers that Weslemagne posseses, and he also knows that his allies would be able to knock them out with some resistance, but not enough to hold them down. "Weslemagne you really are a card aren't you? You do not understand why we are fighting this fight, do you? I cannot deny the destruction our country has underwent from the firepower of this new formulated 'space weapon' but I do know we are not out, we may have been down, but not OUT! What you do not understand is that though East Napulur does not have its own factories to create new weapons no longer, we still have Muktar to send our military personell weapons. Yes we do have the ability to attack Shermanlupia and WE WILL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Roars General Zor. "HAHAHAHA...ha...." Sergeant Maz once again tries to duplicate Zors horrendous laugh. "Oh yeah," Zor added, "I don't think you are sexy Weslemagne."
East Napulur
25-05-2004, 00:10
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" General Zor laughed with much fervor. "HAHAHAHA...ha..." Sergeant Maz tried to imitate Zor's laugh. "You foolish man!" General Zor said defiantly, "You must not understand the power that now assists us? You must not deny our now accumulated power?! Do you not understand what sh*t you are in Weslemagne, do you?!?!" General Zor shouted as if he was actually talking to Weslemagne himself, though actually he did not know the statements of Weslemagne until a WESS IS THE KING messenger delivered an official note from Weslemagne himself. You see, General Zor does know of the trio powers that Weslemagne posseses, and he also knows that his allies would be able to knock them out with some resistance, but not enough to hold them down. "Weslemagne you really are a card aren't you? You do not understand why we are fighting this fight, do you? I cannot deny the destruction our country has underwent from the firepower of this new formulated 'space weapon' but I do know we are not out, we may have been down, but not OUT! What you do not understand is that though East Napulur does not have its own factories to create new weapons no longer, we still have Muktar to send our military personell weapons. Yes we do have the ability to attack Shermanlupia and WE WILL. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Roars General Zor. "HAHAHAHA...ha...." Sergeant Maz once again tries to duplicate Zors horrendous laugh. "Oh yeah," Zor added, "I don't think you are sexy Weslemagne."
East Napulur
25-05-2004, 00:16
lol oops double post