Ibuprofein
20-05-2004, 07:29
Here today, after looking at a list of attrocities comitted by the UN, all of which are laws that inhibit personal freedoms, the Disputed Territories of Ibuprofein, henceforth referred to as DTI has taken an active stance by forming the Nations United for the Destruction of the United Nations. Others are encouraged to join this worthy cause, and together, we can overthrow the Axis of Evil (aka, the UN). Among it's atrocities are:
The abolition of slavery- people should have the right to do what they please, even if that means enslaving a few inferior beings here and there. Furthermore, abolishing slavery would also require the abolishment of capitalism, as capitalism is slavery. Yet, the most of the nations in the UN are economic powerhouses with cutthroat competetive economies. According to the Kebab, centrio-nilhist-agnodisestablishmentarianism's religious text, the word of Spoo, "The inferior man is worth a hencepenny for the gain of humanity." - Shaloquai 1:14
Mandatory Recycling- People are entitled to the unduible right to the destruction of the earth. DTI's most prelevant religion, centrio-nilhist-agnodisestablishmentarianism, supports the end the of the human race to end suffering. The destruction of the earth is the most feasable way to achieve this noble goal, and thus, the UN is merely perpetuating suffering. According to the Kebab, the only word of Spoo, the only god almighty, "The wastes of the earth bear fruit of enlightenment. Blessed is he who shows the earth's belly with unwanted fruit, but 7 plagues shall infest the household of he who covets the fruit for himself as to eat later." -Zeratul 9:12
Abolishment of child labor- Why should children not be allowed to work in the fields for pittence like adults? Besides, children aren't even rational beings capable of moral choice, so having them do work is no different than having animals do work, yet people in the UN seem to have no objection to making horses pull a plow. In addition, according to the Kebab, child labor is an insightful form of meditation to remedy the spriritual burden of knowlege.
Abolishment of landmines- landmines are one of DTI's largest exports, so this legeslation came to a large blow to the economy of DTI, which was set back over 120 years by this legislation. People have the right to plant devices to mame and destroy others, as stated in the Kebab, the one true word of Spoo given to the seventh Snook in the 17th apex in the celestial year. "Murder shall be a blessed practice in the grand vision of Spoo to cease the pain of humanity." - Aurelius 7:12
These are just some of the infinate number of atrocities commited by the Axis of Evil (the UN). The Axis of evil has opressed the rest of the world with its will for too long. Thus I, the fourth Spoolord of the house of Shakratah, plead with the rest of the world to unite as brothers to destroy this insideous empire and further the most nobel goal of all - the end of human suffering.
A region known as "The Secret Garden" is currently the only remaining safehaven against the force of darkness. All nations are encouraged to join in what can be man's most triumphant moment since Sp'ht was bestowed the word of Spoo. (by the way, the password is tappanbird).
The abolition of slavery- people should have the right to do what they please, even if that means enslaving a few inferior beings here and there. Furthermore, abolishing slavery would also require the abolishment of capitalism, as capitalism is slavery. Yet, the most of the nations in the UN are economic powerhouses with cutthroat competetive economies. According to the Kebab, centrio-nilhist-agnodisestablishmentarianism's religious text, the word of Spoo, "The inferior man is worth a hencepenny for the gain of humanity." - Shaloquai 1:14
Mandatory Recycling- People are entitled to the unduible right to the destruction of the earth. DTI's most prelevant religion, centrio-nilhist-agnodisestablishmentarianism, supports the end the of the human race to end suffering. The destruction of the earth is the most feasable way to achieve this noble goal, and thus, the UN is merely perpetuating suffering. According to the Kebab, the only word of Spoo, the only god almighty, "The wastes of the earth bear fruit of enlightenment. Blessed is he who shows the earth's belly with unwanted fruit, but 7 plagues shall infest the household of he who covets the fruit for himself as to eat later." -Zeratul 9:12
Abolishment of child labor- Why should children not be allowed to work in the fields for pittence like adults? Besides, children aren't even rational beings capable of moral choice, so having them do work is no different than having animals do work, yet people in the UN seem to have no objection to making horses pull a plow. In addition, according to the Kebab, child labor is an insightful form of meditation to remedy the spriritual burden of knowlege.
Abolishment of landmines- landmines are one of DTI's largest exports, so this legeslation came to a large blow to the economy of DTI, which was set back over 120 years by this legislation. People have the right to plant devices to mame and destroy others, as stated in the Kebab, the one true word of Spoo given to the seventh Snook in the 17th apex in the celestial year. "Murder shall be a blessed practice in the grand vision of Spoo to cease the pain of humanity." - Aurelius 7:12
These are just some of the infinate number of atrocities commited by the Axis of Evil (the UN). The Axis of evil has opressed the rest of the world with its will for too long. Thus I, the fourth Spoolord of the house of Shakratah, plead with the rest of the world to unite as brothers to destroy this insideous empire and further the most nobel goal of all - the end of human suffering.
A region known as "The Secret Garden" is currently the only remaining safehaven against the force of darkness. All nations are encouraged to join in what can be man's most triumphant moment since Sp'ht was bestowed the word of Spoo. (by the way, the password is tappanbird).