Giving Building Contracts for Special Project ATTN: ViZion
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 00:47
Hello! If you are reading this, you have been selected as a candidate for a special building project. It has been commissioned by the Secret Service in regard to Queen Romalia.
As some of you may already know, the Queen has enrolled in the IST (International School for Teens). After a security assessment by an unarmed squad of Marines, we have deemed the grounds too unsafe for the Queen to stay in.
Here are the results of our tests:
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MISSION LOG: OPERATION HIGH BIRD
1) LAND [+]
2) MOVE INTO POSITION UNDETECTED [+]
3) APPRAISE AREA [+]
a) Exterior Security - Flawed
b) Interior Security - Easily Bypassed, some problems with [b]CENSORED[/b]
c) Mobile Security - Flawed
4) EXTRACT [+]
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As you can see, we cannot deem the area safe enough. This is why we have contacted you. We need a living space built, with enough security measures to protect a 200 MT Nuclear Warhead, but still have enough comfort and room for a teenage monarch.
The winner will recieve fifty billion dollars. The lowest bidder with the best specifications wins. Please include pictures.
ViZion:
We would like to purchase a 600-acre plot of land. Name your price.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 01:36
BUMP. Doesn't anyone want 50 billion bucks?
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 01:37
BUMP. Doesn't anyone want 50 billion bucks?
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 03:15
BUMP
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 04:05
Last bump... or I'll build it myself.
The Empire is willing build for you.
OOC: but I am unable to post pics. :cry:
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 05:09
OOC: Use a Google Image Search.
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[img]the URL of the image[/img]
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May we inquire into your queen's religious faith?
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 05:19
our Arhitecture Division has decided it will build a 3-entrance specialized Bunker for this purpose.
Exterior;
http://www.enchanted-isle.com/wh/images/bunkers.jpg
Throne Room;
http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-images/Guardian/Pix/arts/2002/05/20/queensgall_1.jpg
Bathroom;
http://www.fortwilliam-guesthouse.co.uk/bathroom-large.jpg
Living Room;
http://www.tarahousecondos.com/images/d%20unit%20living%20room.jpg
Bedroom;
http://www.bangor.co.nz/images/bedroom-4a.jpg
Dining Room
http://www.historic-uk.com/StayUK/North-West/CountryHouses/CreweHall-dining.jpg
we will provide more stats if you are interested.
This is a photo of the Holy Emperor's own castle and residence,
Canales Palace.
http://images.google.com/imgres?imgurl=jerrygalloway.tripod.com/modelpics/castle-buildings.jpg&imgrefurl=http://jerrygalloway.tripod.com/modelcastle.htm&h=557&w=749&sz=261&tbnid=GWHrQwvIy00J:&tbnh=104&tbnw=139&start=23&prev=/images%3Fq%3Dbuildings%26start%3D20%26hl%3Den%26lr%3D%26ie%3DUTF-8%26sa%3DN
As a secure residence for the for your monarch we propose the following designs:
http://www.ilovepossibility.info/images/mexico/buildings.jpg
http://erbium-ini.ini.cmu.edu/myweb/photogallery/Pittsburgh/More%20Glass%20Buildings.JPG
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 05:25
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 05:37
Too big... it has to fit in a country setting. How much for the construction?
Too big... it has to fit in a country setting. How much for the construction?
which one?
Our proposed throne room:
http://sirius.turkuamk.fi/users/sbits02/silfverj/Jussi/Images/Russia/eremitas_throneroom_l.jpg
http://peacham.homeip.net/france/images/fontainebleau11.jpg
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 05:53
Too big... it has to fit in a country setting. How much for the construction?
which one?
Both. She's a teenager... she really doesn't need a throne room. This is just a little place for her to stay while she's at school at ViZion.
Proposed bedroom/study room.
http://www.hawthornsuites-ma.com/images/bedroom%203.jpg
Stand alone bedroom option:
http://www.mdp-conf.org/menahouse/suite806-bedroom.jpg
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 05:58
May we inquire into your queen's religious faith?
Roman Catholic
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 05:58
Proposed bedroom/study room.
http://www.hawthornsuites-ma.com/images/bedroom%203.jpg
Stand alone bedroom option:
http://www.mdp-conf.org/menahouse/suite806-bedroom.jpg
Top one.
Too big... it has to fit in a country setting. How much for the construction?
which one?
Both. She's a teenager... she really doesn't need a throne room. This is just a little place for her to stay while she's at school at ViZion.
We could do either for 20 billion. Including the bullet and bomb proof glass.
Proposed bedroom/study room.
http://www.hawthornsuites-ma.com/images/bedroom%203.jpg
Stand alone bedroom option:
http://www.mdp-conf.org/menahouse/suite806-bedroom.jpg
Top one.
It's included in the fee.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:01
How about a mansion? Not a skyscraper or a bunker... even a big suburban home would suffice.
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 06:06
our propoed house;
Price: 12 Billion Dollars
Protection: will be able to barely be able to withstand a 212 Megaton Nukes
Rooms: 1 Throne Room, 2 Living Rooms, 1 Office, 2 Dining Rooms, 3 Ryal Bedrooms, 16 Servant Bedrooms, 7 Bathrooms, 24 Miscalanious Rooms, 1 Private Chapel, 2 Kitchens, 1 Exercise Room
Decorations: Late-19th Century Style Candeliers, Gold Tiles in the Kitchen, Real Ivory Decorations.
http://www.worldtour-of-scotland.com/tour/images-tour/2607-chapel-decor.jpg
Above: Chapel
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 06:06
How about a mansion? Not a skyscraper or a bunker... even a big suburban home would suffice.
how could you protect a mansion against a Nuke?
How's this?
http://www.osha.igs.net/~lsolomon/nsarc/mansion.jpg
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:12
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:13
Too colorful... can you do this?
http://cg-art.com/espace-f/sky.mansion.jpg
I'm willing to pay 2 trillion for it.
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 06:15
Too colorful... can you do this?
http://cg-art.com/espace-f/sky.mansion.jpg
I'm willing to pay 2 trillion for it.
"it it it, it's against the laws of physics" one of our engineers was heard saying :D
Too colorful... can you do this?
http://cg-art.com/espace-f/sky.mansion.jpg
I'm willing to pay 2 trillion for it.
I was going to propose that but I couldn't figure out to make the picture bigger. How'd you do that?
I can do that for 100 billion.
Too colorful... can you do this?
http://cg-art.com/espace-f/sky.mansion.jpg
I'm willing to pay 2 trillion for it.
"it it it, it's against the laws of physics" one of our engineers was heard saying :D
We could do that. Our engineering technology has advanced much.
We use a special alloy to support it.
We would of course, have to give it a deep root.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:22
Not if you have this...
http://www.nuclearfiles.org/images/gallery/w53c.jpg
TBD Large Object Lift Device
We'll give it to you free.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:23
Too colorful... can you do this?
http://cg-art.com/espace-f/sky.mansion.jpg
I'm willing to pay 2 trillion for it.
I was going to propose that but I couldn't figure out to make the picture bigger. How'd you do that?
I can do that for 100 billion.
OOC: Click on the image, copy/paste the URL.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:23
100 billion going once...
Not if you have this...
http://www.nuclearfiles.org/images/gallery/w53c.jpg
TBD Large Object Lift Device
We'll give it to you free.
We are interested in this technology.
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 06:29
100 billion going once...
we will build it WITH an Extra Throne room and chapel fotr 95 billion!
100 billion going once...
we will build it WITH an Extra Throne room and chapel fotr 95 billion!
75 billion.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:30
You can levitate anything from a tank to a city with 1-100 of them. They create a harmless web of energy between them, which they project onto the ground. If you try to open them up, they fry the circuts but keep running.
You can levitate anything from a tank to a city with 1-100 of them. They create a harmless web of energy between them, which they project onto the ground. If you try to open them up, they fry the circuts but keep running.
Give us this technology and we'll drop the price to 50 billion.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:32
Done. I'll disable the circut locks.
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 06:33
100 billion going once...
we will build it WITH an Extra Throne room and chapel fotr 95 billion!
75 billion.
49 billion WITH an Extra Throne room and chapel
20 billion and we will throw in a whole cathedral.
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:36
20 billion going once...
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 06:40
20 billion going once...
19 billon with 2 whole cathedrals!
20 billion going once...
19 billon with 2 whole cathedrals!
15 billion a cathedral and a swimming pool. With a nuclear bomb fall out shelter.
United Korean Nations
20-05-2004, 06:44
20 billion going once...
19 billon with 2 whole cathedrals!
15 billion a cathedral and a swimming pool. With a nuclear bomb fall out shelter.
10 billion, 3 cathedrals, 19 swimming pools, and and 2 special nuclear fallout shelters.
20 billion going once...
19 billon with 2 whole cathedrals!
15 billion a cathedral and a swimming pool. With a nuclear bomb fall out shelter.
10 billion, 3 cathedrals, 19 swimming pools, and and 2 special nuclear fallout shelters.
5 billion
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:50
Hold the cathedrals, and 17 pools, and you've got it.
I propose a small tropical straw hut, complete with hammock...terrorists will never guess that royalty and such will be living in such a place...COST: $300,000,000
Reason for Cost: Reinforced metal beams and underground passage ways, as will as underground plumbing and electricity, and almost ALL the comforts of home...underground...
:wink:
The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 06:59
I propose a small tropical straw hut, complete with hammock...terrorists will never guess that royalty and such will be living in such a place...COST: $300,000,000
Reason for Cost: Reinforced metal beams and underground passage ways, as will as underground plumbing and electricity, and almost ALL the comforts of home...underground...
:wink:
And, sold, as long as it's nice underground and close to one Cassanda's house.
Hold the cathedrals, and 17 pools, and you've got it.
k. :lol:
I propose a small tropical straw hut, complete with hammock...terrorists will never guess that royalty and such will be living in such a place...COST: $300,000,000
Reason for Cost: Reinforced metal beams and underground passage ways, as will as underground plumbing and electricity, and almost ALL the comforts of home...underground...
:wink:
And, sold, as long as it's nice underground and close to one Cassanda's house.
why dont you just stay at Cassandra's place? its got ample security...and we can still accomadate the small tropical hut in the back yard...