The Burnsian Desert
20-05-2004, 00:46
Hello! If you are reading this, you have been selected as a candidate for a special building project. It has been commissioned by the Secret Service in regard to Queen Romalia.
As some of you may already know, the Queen has enrolled in the IST (International School for Teens). After a security assessment by an unarmed squad of Marines, we have deemed the grounds too unsafe for the Queen to stay in.
Here are the results of our tests:
[code:1:664496d7ef]
MISSION LOG: OPERATION HIGH BIRD
1) LAND [+]
2) MOVE INTO POSITION UNDETECTED [+]
3) APPRAISE AREA [+]
a) Exterior Security - Flawed
b) Interior Security - Easily Bypassed, some problems with [b]CENSORED[/b]
c) Mobile Security - Flawed
4) EXTRACT [+]
[/code:1:664496d7ef]
As you can see, we cannot deem the area safe enough. This is why we have contacted you. We need a living space built, with enough security measures to protect a 200 MT Nuclear Warhead, but still have enough comfort and room for a teenage monarch.
The winner will recieve fifty billion dollars. The lowest bidder with the best specifications wins. Please include pictures.
ViZion:
We would like to purchase a 600-acre plot of land. Name your price.
As some of you may already know, the Queen has enrolled in the IST (International School for Teens). After a security assessment by an unarmed squad of Marines, we have deemed the grounds too unsafe for the Queen to stay in.
Here are the results of our tests:
[code:1:664496d7ef]
MISSION LOG: OPERATION HIGH BIRD
1) LAND [+]
2) MOVE INTO POSITION UNDETECTED [+]
3) APPRAISE AREA [+]
a) Exterior Security - Flawed
b) Interior Security - Easily Bypassed, some problems with [b]CENSORED[/b]
c) Mobile Security - Flawed
4) EXTRACT [+]
[/code:1:664496d7ef]
As you can see, we cannot deem the area safe enough. This is why we have contacted you. We need a living space built, with enough security measures to protect a 200 MT Nuclear Warhead, but still have enough comfort and room for a teenage monarch.
The winner will recieve fifty billion dollars. The lowest bidder with the best specifications wins. Please include pictures.
ViZion:
We would like to purchase a 600-acre plot of land. Name your price.