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i am declaring war on Monta ozarka. i am sending 2000000 soldiers on their coasts and firing their cities B 52 bombers. and also civil targets will be hit by F-11. let the war begin.

Problem

2,000,000 soldiers is godmodding unless you specify. Are these all infantry?

not nesscicaraly he has a pop of over 1 bil...

11 Nov 2003 and still a n00b :)

not nesscicaraly he has a pop of over 1 bil...

He can split 2 million soldiers into tank operators and other random stuff. But 2 million infantry????

i am declaring war on Monta ozarka. i am sending 2000000 soldiers on their coasts and firing their cities B 52 bombers. and also civil targets will be hit by F-11. let the war begin.

OOC: Usually, I ignore goofiness on principle (since your poor spelling indicates to me that you are...challenged) but ultimately it's up to Monte Ozarka if he wants to reply. Having said that, did you bother to telegram him so that you could properly set this RP up? And just for your FYI, attacking Monte Ozarka is tantamount to attacking the entire FKC. Better rethink that again, Henry.

And 2 million soldiers? Front line personnel? I suppose they all teleported onto his shores without anyone detecting it at all. And, of course, you have the necessary logistical support, right? Of course you do.

Henry Kissenger
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One simple question: WHY?

ooc: Is there a reason as to why you're attacking me? I'm dreadfully curious...
However, because I don't consider this godmodding, as long as his army doesn't really increase too much more, I'll RP it out.

ic:
The Archduke was reading a novel in his sitting room when Count Werter, Foreign Minister, and Baron von Niemann, Minister of Defense, burst into the room.

Without waiting for the Archduke to admonish them for their brashness, the baron said, "Your Eminence, we have a problem."

"Yes?" the Archduke asked suspiciously.

"A nation that we have never heard of before--Henry Kissenger--has just declared war on us," the count answered.

The Archduke stared at the two men. "You're kidding, right?"

"No, sir," the baron answered.

After a pause, the Archduke said, "Huh...and we thought that the situation in Egypstan was going to take up most of our attention. Well? What are you waiting for? Alert our allies and send a last request for peace to Henry Kissenger. We're already at LEVAL 4, right?"

"Yes, sir," the baron replied.

"Good. If they do not agree to stand down in the next 16 RL hours (ooc: i'm giving this large timeframe b/c i have to go to school soon), we will be forced to defend ourselves and declare a state of war between our two nations. In the meantime, scramble all our air, naval, and ground forces. Put all SAM sites at high alert. Alert all foreign diplomats living within our borders of this new development."

"Will be done, sir."

Henry Kissenger:

What are your reasons for going to war with our nation? We have done nothing to provoke you, and until your recent declaration of war, we have not been aware of your existence. Stand down within 16RL hours, or we will be forced to take military action against your country. Attack us in that period of time, and you will face the same consequences. You cannot withstand the might of our allies and us.

STAND DOWN.

--WILHELM VON NIEMANN, Baron of Kaligny, Minister of Defense for the Archduke Philip IV of the Grand Duchy of Monte Ozarka

ooc: please change the title of this thread to something that's more descriptive than "war".

EDIT: I extended the amount of time Henry has to respond with (from 12 to 16 hours) because I'll be gone for a bit tonight.

i am declaring war on Monta ozarka. i am sending 2000000 soldiers on their coasts and firing their cities B 52 bombers. and also civil targets will be hit by F-11. let the war begin.

OOC: Usually, I ignore goofiness on principle (since your poor spelling indicates to me that you are...challenged) but ultimately it's up to Monte Ozarka if he wants to reply. Having said that, did you bother to telegram him so that you could properly set this RP up? And just for your FYI, attacking Monte Ozarka is tantamount to attacking the entire FKC. Better rethink that again, Henry.

And 2 million soldiers? Front line personnel? I suppose they all teleported onto his shores without anyone detecting it at all. And, of course, you have the necessary logistical support, right? Of course you do.

the spelling is fine. (plus its easy to make errors if you are clumsy) but he makes little sense otherwise.

i am declaring war on Monta ozarka. i am sending 2000000 soldiers on their coasts and firing their cities B 52 bombers. and also civil targets will be hit by F-11. let the war begin.

OOC: Usually, I ignore goofiness on principle (since your poor spelling indicates to me that you are...challenged) but ultimately it's up to Monte Ozarka if he wants to reply. Having said that, did you bother to telegram him so that you could properly set this RP up? And just for your FYI, attacking Monte Ozarka is tantamount to attacking the entire FKC. Better rethink that again, Henry.

And 2 million soldiers? Front line personnel? I suppose they all teleported onto his shores without anyone detecting it at all. And, of course, you have the necessary logistical support, right? Of course you do.

um i wouldnt say his spelling was bad. Not that spelling and grammar really matter if you are clear.

However he is talking gibberish...

i am snding 50 000 bombers to help and they are doing carpet bombs :twisted:

OOC:

HEDGLING: Your writing style is remarkably similar to Henry. Plus, 50 000 bombers? You are IGNORED out of sheer principle. And if you and Henry are one in the same, then any and all of your puppets will be IGNORED

Henry: I'm pretty damned tempted to ignore you as well due to the astounding amount of ridiculousness on your part. I doubt that you have the naval capacity to actully move that many soldiers, and actually make it near the FKC without being spotted and, at the bare minimum, harrassed.

Why does the FKC have to get attacked by morons?

First I must note to all concerned that the "nation" of Monte Ozarka is a Provience of the Federated Klatchian Coast. As such any attempt to invade or bomb will be met by the Klatchian Joint Defense Forces and if Henry K here can moblize 2 million men what can a group of states with 22 billion mobalize?

The Klatchain Privy Council demands that Henry Kissenger immediatly disengage from this horrific attempt at trying to invade the Klatch and send an emmisary to discuss peace terms. Otherwise we will be forced to ask the President for a Decleration of Aggression against those who would violate the soverign territory of the Federation.

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Landgravine Hubris
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Overal Military Commander, Joint Defense Forces

So much happening in the world, so little time to deal with it. Empoeress Bea thought as she leafed through the papers on her desk. Here was another one, a declaration of war for no reason. she could of course, ignore it, no doubt that Mount O could deal with it, but she decided to help out, to show the world was no longer evil.
Aust could mobalise, millions of men, but that would not be nesscary. "Call general Jackson." She told Jeff. "tell him to take, the Deaths head legion of ASS and about 300,000 Aust troopers, he can also take the first Tank Corps and the 12th, 13th and 14th Wings of the ARAF.
Tell him tho take the 4th and 6th fleets."

So much happening in the world, so little time to deal with it. Empoeress Bea thought as she leafed through the papers on her desk. Here was another one, a declaration of war for no reason. she could of course, ignore it, no doubt that Mount O could deal with it, but she decided to help out, to show the world was no longer evil.
Aust could mobalise, millions of men, but that would not be nesscary. "Call general Jackson." She told Jeff. "tell him to take, the Deaths head legion of ASS and about 300,000 Aust troopers, he can also take the first Tank Corps and the 12th, 13th and 14th Wings of the ARAF.
Tell him tho take the 4th and 6th fleets."

So much happening in the world, so little time to deal with it. Empoeress Bea thought as she leafed through the papers on her desk. Here was another one, a declaration of war for no reason. she could of course, ignore it, no doubt that Mount O could deal with it, but she decided to help out, to show the world was no longer evil.
Aust could mobalise, millions of men, but that would not be nesscary. "Call general Jackson." She told Jeff. "tell him to take, the Deaths head legion of ASS and about 300,000 Aust troopers, he can also take the first Tank Corps and the 12th, 13th and 14th Wings of the ARAF.
Tell him tho take the 4th and 6th fleets."

We thank the nation of Aust for its support. We would also like to reaffirm Alcona and Hubris's suggestion that we resolve this peacefully. However, if war comes to war, we will not back down.

ooc: i edited my first response to henry. main thing is the deadline he has.

OOC: Henry, I’m begging you. Please read the following links. They aren’t all that long.

Great Big Guide to War (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79665)
Economy, Militaries, and Invasions - More things to know (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=102191)
The Twelve Rules of War (Updated) (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=106485)

OOC: respond, or I'll be forced to ignore both this thread and you. you started it, so carry through. if you don't make a response in 45 mins (your deadline), i'll consider this thread ignored and dead.

Due to lack of response, I hereby declare this declaration of war and all subsequent actions IGNORED.

Thank you, everyone, but it's time to find something else to amuse yourselves with. :)

Ah, the blast of the mighty IGNORE cannons.

OOc: Does anyone remember "Magic China"?

*Raises Hand*

I reckon Henry Kissenger is the closest we've come to Magic China, ah bless his soul.

Damn. I was hoping the Klatch could slaughter 2 million soldiers all in transport boats. Would have been great target practice for my snipers.