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Hamanistan is looking to establish a contract to build missile silos that can hold ICBM missile's and other missiles of the type. We are currently looking for the construction of anywhere from 10-50. Depending on qualityand price (mostly). Post below and we will get back to your nation asap.

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We can build each silo for 900,000 USD.

we'll build it for 800,000.

Um perhaps some info on your construction techniques and/or plans?

ummm.....a few big cylinder things...made of steel....?

I estimate that about it will take about 2000 workers to make them over 3-6 months.

We will also include some of out miracle army drug, Adrinol. Basically it pumps up the adrenial gland to a maximum output.

In addition to building them for 900,000 USD we will be happy to supply you with ten Calebs for each one.

Calebs are geneticly engineered German shepards that we aquire from a source who agreed only to sell them to us. Each Caleb is twice as fast, strong, and obediant then your average German Shepard. They also posses chimpanze level intelligence, and the ability to sense heat patterns, much like some snakes do. They are also twice as big as normal German Shepards.

Our construction method is simple, we drill down to your desired depth. Then we clear away all the debris and line the silo with titanium. We will aslo be building a command bnker for each silo. Then when this is complete we camoflague the silo, even hiding its heat signal.

OOC: Hundred thousand? Try in the millions - you are talking a hardened facility that is usually designed to take nuclear impacts and still being able to launch it's payload.

hmmm, sound like a fun pet for kids. I am going to wait for a day or two and see if I get any more offers. Then I will telegram both nations and tell them my complete plans for the silos, and I will expect some sort of design (does not have to be drawn) within the next week or two (rl)

750,000. My final offer. Plus our drug.

OOC: We have had lots of practice digging armored bunker, tunnels, silos, and the like from when we attempted a construction job that we eventualy hired out for.

They make wonderful pets, Prince Vincent owns one he named Thrum.

Why settle for basic silos? We will build the best quality. Each silo will hold eight nuclear missiles, plus launch two at a time. They are built deep underground, and covered by the environment around it (forest, desert, etc).

We will build these for $1.4 million USD.

f y cn rd ths y cn gt gd jb n cmptr prgrmng :!:

what? Egypstan, that sounds good. Right now I am conisdering you as the front runner.

We are experts at this. :-)

We are experts at this. :-)

You just launched and detonated your first nulear ICBM. Your no expert

We are experts at this. :-)

You just launched and detonated your first nulear ICBM. Your no expert
You don't know if it is our first. The only reason it is big news is people are looking for reasons to invade me, thus, since I tested a nuclear missile, we are apparently deemed a nation to invade.

We are experts at this. :-)

You just launched and detonated your first nulear ICBM. Your no expert
You don't know if it is our first. The only reason it is big news is people are looking for reasons to invade me, thus, since I tested a nuclear missile, we are apparently deemed a nation to invade.

Prove it isnt then...