NationStates Jolt Archive

MESSAGE TO VEIT-KONG NATION:

a deadline is being issued. If you do not submit to occupation by our great nation and open all ports to trade with us you will be attacked.
we realize that your military forces out number ours but due to your outdated tactics and weaponry we are confdent that we will be victorious.

the occupation will be short and will only last until a leader more "friendly"
to our goverment is installed.


budspar

Occ: What?

Ic: Any attempt to enter this nation by force will bring the full might of Hamanistan on your nation. Your reasoning for entering Viet-Kong are un acceptable, and imperialistic. This is your only warning.

you have misunderstood the situation. The veit-kong leader rose to power in a military coup 23 years ago, he was 62. He is now 85 years old
and has lost control of much of his nation. to the north east a communist rebel group has taken control and in much of the desert south there is no enforcement of the law and villages are ruled by groups of road warriors and militia. up until 1 month ago we sent food and money to help the government fight rebels and feed the people. But last month the senile president declared that our nation is evil and closed all ports to us, the people are starving. to make matters worse the leader recently purchased missiles and weapons grade uranium.

now I ask you to join me in this attack and occupation.
viet kong declared war on me 2 hours ago and has sent one missile at my capital luckily the missile hit a prison for rapists. also they leader of veit kong sent a missile filled with his own feces, and terrorist sells into the country but the terrorist were captured 10 miles over the border.

PS if you wish to see the letters from the leader just ask.

budspar

you have misunderstood the situation. The veit-kong leader rose to power in a military coup 23 years ago, he was 62. He is now 85 years old
and has lost control of much of his nation. to the north east a communist rebel group has taken control and in much of the desert south there is no enforcement of the law and villages are ruled by groups of road warriors and militia. up until 1 month ago we sent food and money to help the government fight rebels and feed the people. But last month the senile president declared that our nation is evil and closed all ports to us, the people are starving. to make matters worse the leader recently purchased missiles and weapons grade uranium.

now I ask you to join me in this attack and occupation.
viet kong declared war on me 2 hours ago and has sent one missile at my capital luckily the missile hit a prison for rapists. also they leader of veit kong sent a missile filled with his own feces, and terrorist sells into the country but the terrorist were captured 10 miles over the border.

PS if you wish to see the letters from the leader just ask.

budspar