NationStates Jolt Archive


Chaos in Craggtopia! Leader asks for assistance!

Craggtopia
17-05-2004, 22:01
Chaos struck Craggtopia today as an armed anti-government organisation raided a warehouse full of armaments and have taken over Banerland, a large industrial town in Craggtopia. This daring attack has caused many extremist groups to attempt to seize control. With Craggtopia’s Special Forces fighting abroad the under funded police forces have been struggling to restore order with little effect, already 174 have been killed and many more injured. We managed to get a short interview with Jack, the Supreme leader of Craggtopia. He had this to say: “Those ungrateful terrorists! I give them what they want! they come at me with guns! I’ve a right mind to kill them all without trial! They can’t appreciate good leadership even when they are lucky enough to have it thrust upon them!” The instability has worried many as the- ….. This just in, an announcement from the ‘terrorist group’ responsible for the warehouse raid; “We are the Craggtopian Army for Civilian Karma, or CACK. We want a more spiritual Craggtopia were emotions and morals rule over the Craggy Nut. We are sick of the exploitation and cruelty the people suffer so that the rich can stay rich. We want a more caring society and we will kill as many people needed to achieve this” ..ahem, well we at The CNN (Cragg National News) are proud to give you that exclusive and we will update you when this story develops. Untill then, Goodnight –CNN Broadcast

Craggtopia forces left in the country are preparing to restore order to Craggtopia although it may be a long drawn out civil war. The leader of Craggtopia has asked for international aid against the “socialist maniacs” and all other small rouge groups that, although don't have any real leadership they have started small skirmishes with the armed forces.