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Hendrik Rhodes living it up in Magdhan exile

17-05-2004, 03:22
The FNN is reporting on our beloved emperor and ex-president Hendrik Rhodes, currently in Magdha.


Apparently, exiled FWS president Hendrik Rhodes is have a rather splendid time in Magdha, reporters state. The ex-president of FWS (aged 42) has 7 sons (1 deceased, also his wife died 4 years ago) back in the FWS. Although 1 of his sons, Gustavus Rhodes (Age 19) recently fled to Mobutoland where his request for Asylum was granted... But back to the main story.

Hendrik Rhodes spends his days in a heavily guarded seaside villa smoking pipe tobacco from the Central Province of FWS, and drinking brandy. Also, frequent Scuba diving, one of favorite pastimes.

By night, he entertains young ladies descended from the British colonists who originally took this area and turned it into such a productive region.

Also he enjoys the casinos and fine dining to be found in the region. Those of British ancestry simply love to be around Rhodes, the men gather and recall past wars and discuss world politics. The women in particular seem greatly interested in the war stories Rhodes has to tell. He is after all, a combat diver and a Paracommando from 1978-1984 in the Fascian Army, before he entered into politics. His unit was involved in numerous assassinations, raids, and covert actions. Many of which are still classified today.

Hendrik Rhodes is also a very wealthy man... With a personal fortune estimated to be in excess of 200 billion fasces, he is easily the richest Fascian. He made most of his money after he used profits from his 20,000-acre commercial farm to buy into the oil and uranium industries. He also holds a large amount of stock in the Fascian Defense Armaments Corporation and the Fascian Defense Research and Development Corporation.

Whatever the political future is for Hendrik Rhodes it is quite clear he is enjoying his stay in Magdha.

When asked what he liked best about Magdha, Emperor Rhodes replied, "There are a lot of pretty European ladies here and they all seem to like Emperors and ex-presidents... Being both you can imagine how much fun I'm having."


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