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The Nuclear answer to the CF problem

Vayaria
15-05-2004, 20:13
OOC: Continued from Here (http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=145326&start=0)

IC: From the airport, the two Vayarian men, Mark Truant and Arnold Shikes carried their nuclear cargo into an unmarked white van that had been rented previously in preperation for this attack. The Premier of Central Facehuggeria would die this day...

Mark and Arnold had exact data on when the Premier was going to return to the Premieral building from his annual inspection of the armed forces. They would set off the nuke and make the ultimate sacrifice to rid the world of the hated Premier.

After about an hour of driving, which was already allowed for in the Vayarian plan, they arrived at the detonation point.

They time dragged on, from half an hour to an hour and beyond.

Finally, as they were about to give up hope, the Vayarians saw a black limo with the Facehuggerian flag on it being escorted by numerous vehicles including motorcycles and automated tanks.

"Ah-ha! Mark, wake up! He's here!" Arnold prodded Mark with a pen, now would be their finest moment.

They waited until they couldn't wait any more, and detonated the nuke.

A light brighter than the sun was seen for miles, as the chategorical mushroom cloud rose into the atmosphere. The convoy was no more. The Vayarians had attacked the Premier of their hated enemy in his own country, with his own nuke no less!

There was celebration throughout the country of Vayaria. But it was premature...
Central Facehuggeria
15-05-2004, 20:27
It was indeed premature. The convoy that was at the epicenter of the blast was a decoy, for the Real convoy was several kilometers behind the first one.

But the radioactive fallout from the nuke reached even this convoy. The Premier was outside his leadlined limo, relieving himself on the side of the road (There aren't any toilets in the limo) when the nuke went off. While he was knocked down by the shockwave of the blast, what did the most damage were the gamma rays that his body was soaking up like a sponge.

He asorbed nearly the maximum dose that a human can survive before his bodyguards managed to get him into the shielded limo. The limo speeded across the road towards the governmental building. Upon arrival, the Premier was rushed to the private medical facility in the building, and looked after by his personal physician, Doctor Jenkins.

After examining the Premier, Jenkins went into the waiting room to inform the Premier's cabinet and friends of the diagnosis

"He...He asorbed too many rads. There's nothing I can do. He has, at most, two days to live. I'm sorry." He said gloomily.

The Premier, was dying, and in the coming hours, certain groups would take advantage of this...
Central Facehuggeria
15-05-2004, 20:41
Not an hour after the attack, on millions of TV sets across the nation Information Minister Volkov appeared. He looked very disconcerted, almost on the verge of an emotional outburst.

"People of the USSCF, it is my solemn regret to tell you that our nation, and specifically our precious Premier have been viciously attacked. Many of you have heard of our coming plan for nuclear disarmament. One of the final convoys was hijacked by forces from the nation of Vayaria, We recovered most of the nukes they stole, but by our estimates, ten got away. One of these nukes was used upon our beloved Premier earlier today.

He was on the very outskirts of the blast, and he is now in critical condition. But he sucked up fatal amounts of radiation, and Doctor Jenkins isn't confident that he'll last the week." Announced Volkov.

"But, we must ensure that we truly know who our target is. We must know if it was the Vayarian government that committed this heinous act, or if it was a rogue terrorist organization. We cannot go blundering into war and possibly kill innocent civilians if we are not certain. I shall keep you informed." He continued

But in the headquarters of the CF National Socialist Workers' Party, Furher Gustav was plotting. This would prove the perfect oppertunity to gain control of the nation...
Central Facehuggeria
15-05-2004, 20:59
Gustav made a heart felt (and false) appeal to the House of the People and the Senate (the two houses of the bicameral CF legislative branch.) He called for 'Elections' that would be be in effect until the Premier recovered.

The CF congress passed this bill, realizing that the country needed a strong leader.

Gustav of the National Socialist Workers' party was running against General Max Ironsides of the Communist party.

Unfournately for the Communists, they were trying to go the route of moderation, not attacking Vayaria until they were sure who was responsible.

The National Socialists appealed to the peoples' lust for vengeance and promised action.

The Nazis won by a landslide (94%) vote.

The Nation was now in essence a Nazi dictatorship, and their first target? Vayaria.
Vayaria
15-05-2004, 21:04
Coded response from Armed Republic of Vayaria:
[code:1:2977b96be8]Bring it on.[/code:1:2977b96be8]
Five Civilized Nations
15-05-2004, 21:36
Five Civilized Nations Intelligence Bureau Headquarters--Two Hours After the Election

"Shit, shit, shit, shit," muttered the Intelligence Chief, Liu Huai. "God damned Nazis are now in fucking control of Central Facehuggeria... We're looking at a war here... A war that the Emperor does not want to happen... Anyone have any suggestions?"

A man sitting right to the left of the Intelligence Chief said, "We could always attempt to mediate..."

"Mediate my arse... Vayaria placed a fucking nuke in Central Facehuggeria which kills CF's fucking Premier... No mediation will help..."

The man shrugged and went back to the paperwork in front of him. Next the man on the right said, "We could always assassinate Gustav..."

Before he could finish, Liu Huai swore and struck him in the face. "You want the Five Civilized Nations to join on this fucking war!?! God damn't... You people are assholes... Get out of my sight!?!"

Ashamed, the men of the Five Civilized Nations's Intelligence Secret Council filed out of the room.

"Bunch of idiots... No wonder this type of shit happens all the time," muttered Liu Huai. Suddenly the phone next to him rang. Startled, Liu Huai picked it up and listened to the disembodied voice through the receiver. When the voice stopped, Liu Huai responded, "Yes, August Majesty, the other nukes have been tracked." Listening for a second, Liu Huai responded, "Yes, August Majesty, we'll get the job done..."
Central Facehuggeria
15-05-2004, 22:13
Not an hour after the election, Gustav went on national TV.

"My fellow Facehuggerian people. We have learned that the nation of Vayaria is wholly and completely responsible for the death of our beloved Premier. As of this hour, we are at war. I am mobilizing the entire 5th Army, over two million fighting men and women. We will exact a heavy price for this heinous and unjust attack! Let it be known to Vayaria that we come for you!" Gustav said, his voice full of Patriotic glee.

The deployments were staggering, all filled with the most advanced technology that the USSCF had to offer. Strategists predicted an easy victory, but things don't always go as predicted...

The forces will be deployed in roughly seven waves via 'Skyranger II' aerial transport and 'Triton' Transport sub.

I'll be starting a new war thread soon, Vayaria.
imported_Illior
15-05-2004, 22:23
The illiorian Government sends its condolenceses and It's Leader would like to talk the dying PM
Central Facehuggeria
15-05-2004, 22:34
Coded response to the Illiorians:

[code:1:c5a9d49aee]Unfournately, the Premier is rolling between conciousness and unconciousness. We cannot rouse him. We appologize.[/code:1:c5a9d49aee]

IC2: The meeting place of the former Cabinet was a small, abandoned barn outside of the main city. The Nazis had kicked them from power, and now they plotted to restore justice to the nation.

"My friends, there is but one hope. We must have the Premier back." Doctor Jenkins said.

"But Jenkins! The Premier is dying! You yourself said he doesn't have more than a week!" Former information minister Volkov replied

"Our current Premier is dying. But he may yet live again. We can clone him!" Jenkins countered, his voice full of hope.

"No, we don't have the technology to clone him. And even if we did, he wouldn't be the same Premier we all know. He would be the Premier in body, but not mind. Humans don't have genetic memory like that." Volkov replied. He felt the situation was hopeless.

"I'll speak to Professor Enis. If anyone can do anything he can." Jenkins said, placating the depressed former minister.

Professor Enis was widely regarded as one of the smartest people in the nation, he would find some way to save the Premier, or the nation would be forever more under Nazi domination.
imported_Illior
15-05-2004, 22:41
Coded response to the Illiorians:

[code:1:ca48d1c0da]Unfournately, the Premier is rolling between conciousness and unconciousness. We cannot rouse him. We appologize.[/code:1:ca48d1c0da]

IC2: The meeting place of the former Cabinet was a small, abandoned barn outside of the main city. The Nazis had kicked them from power, and now they plotted to restore justice to the nation.

"My friends, there is but one hope. We must have the Premier back." Doctor Jenkins said.

"But Jenkins! The Premier is dying! You yourself said he doesn't have more than a week!" Former information minister Volkov replied

"Our current Premier is dying. But he may yet live again. We can clone him!" Jenkins countered, his voice full of hope.

"No, we don't have the technology to clone him. And even if we did, he wouldn't be the same Premier we all know. He would be the Premier in body, but not mind. Humans don't have genetic memory like that." Volkov replied. He felt the situation was hopeless.

"I'll speak to Professor Enis. If anyone can do anything he can." Jenkins said, placating the depressed former minister.

Professor Enis was widely regarded as one of the smartest people in the nation, he would find some way to save the Premier, or the nation would be forever more under Nazi domination.
Please this is important and the illiorian leader would like to have some last words to him
Amadindor
15-05-2004, 22:47
The Amadindorian P.M. troubled over the news. Central Facehuggeria was now a Fascist Nazi state. He if course, new what to do with the nukes, but waht to do about this, he was at war with Vayaria, but he couldn't ally with a Nazi state either. Soooo? He pondered further, at a loss on how to control this ever uncontrollable situation.
Central Facehuggeria
15-05-2004, 23:01
Coded response to Illiorians:

[code:1:dc71b08684]He is awake currently. We can set up a secure Vidlink, but we aren't sure how long he'll stay awake.

*Teleconfrence can begin as soon as you're ready, Illior.[/code:1:dc71b08684]
Central Facehuggeria
16-05-2004, 00:36
Bump. Vayaria has some RL issues to take care of, so this RP is postponed until further notice.

Don't worry, I'm not planning on remaining Nazi forever, the Premier is going to come back.
imported_Illior
16-05-2004, 00:44
"Ah yes, the old premeir, i remember when we fought several wars as allies, anyways, is this line secure?"
Central Facehuggeria
16-05-2004, 00:57
IC: *Hack, Cough* "Yes..." The Premier replied. He was obviously very sick.

OOC: I've got a plan for this, so please don't propose any miracle drugs or anything.
imported_Illior
16-05-2004, 01:01
IC: *Hack, Cough* "Yes..." The Premier replied. He was obviously very sick.

OOC: I've got a plan for this, so please don't propose any miracle drugs or anything.
OOC: i'm not
"good, have you heard your country has become a nazi state? My country is very worried"
Central Facehuggeria
16-05-2004, 01:06
"Yes, I've *Cough!* heard. There is *Gurgle* nothing I can do. Fas-*Cough*-cism is but a...dead end. My *Cough* people will see that." The premier said, his condition growing worse by the moment.
imported_Illior
16-05-2004, 01:09
"Yes, I've *Cough!* heard. There is *Gurgle* nothing I can do. Fas-*Cough*-cism is but a...dead end. My *Cough* people will see that." The premier said, his condition growing worse by the moment.
"just wondering," speaking as quickly and as clearly as possible,"do you want this leader gone? what do you want done? ISF teams are readyto take him out or collect your supporters and rally against him."
Central Facehuggeria
16-05-2004, 01:15
"No...Doing so would only Vindicate the Nazis. I am confident that another, honorable Socialist will rise to take my place." The Premier said in a rare absense of coughing.

Suddenly, the machine hooked up to him started making one long beeeping noise. Indicating that the Premier's pulse was gone.

Professor Enis rushed into the room, muttering something about his "Greatest work yet."

Enis wheeled the Premier's bed away, out of sight of the camera.
imported_Illior
16-05-2004, 01:17
"No...Doing so would only Vindicate the Nazis. I am confident that another, honorable Socialist will rise to take my place." The Premier said in a rare absense of coughing.

Suddenly, the machine hooked up to him started making one long beeeping noise. Indicating that the Premier's pulse was gone.

Professor Enis rushed into the room, muttering something about his "Greatest work yet."

Enis wheeled the Premier's bed away, out of sight of the camera.
"huh? what the hell just happend? somebody talk to me?"
Central Facehuggeria
16-05-2004, 01:19
IC: "We're sorry, but the Premier has just expired. We're sorry you didn't get to talk with him much, but we hope that what you did talk about was meaningful."

OOC: The Premier's dead, but Enis has a plan.
imported_Illior
16-05-2004, 01:21
IC: "We're sorry, but the Premier has just expired. We're sorry you didn't get to talk with him much, but we hope that what you did talk about was meaningful."

OOC: The Premier's dead, but Enis has a plan.
"DAMMIT!"
OOC:ok, if you want you can have somebody tell PM about it
Five Civilized Nations
16-05-2004, 22:05
Ah, double post...
Five Civilized Nations
16-05-2004, 22:05
(OOC: Central Facehuggeria, would you mind if one of my spies assassinates Gustav, your new Premier?)
imported_Illior
16-05-2004, 22:07
(OOC: Central Facehuggeria, would you mind if one of my spies assassinates Gustav, your new Premier?)
I already asked about doing that and he said no.
Central Facehuggeria
16-05-2004, 22:25
OOC: The Premier is going to come back and kill Gustav sometime in the future. How far in the future depends on how soon I feel like revealing the new premier to the world.