NationStates Jolt Archive

Alright, all of these goods I um "found" in other nations and I need to sell them off quickly so that the other nations don't find... umm, I mean so that they don't... melt, yah... (all of the items have been renamed to protect their identities, and mine...)

"Shiny missle with warhead"
price: 20000 dollars
buy 1 get 9 free.
range: 2000 miles
accuracy: .01-.02%

"Shiny Tank"
price: 7500 dollars
buy 5 get 495 free
armament: 2 250mm guns, 2 coaxial 20mm machine guns, 20 smoke deployers, 4 SAM missles, NBC systems
speed: 80 on land, 25 in water.
range: 100 miles
*optional heated seats for crew*

"Shiny Bomber"
price: 6500 dollars
buy 10 get 90 free
weight capicity: 50,000 lbs
speed: mach 3
invisible to radar and cloaks heat trail
range: 10,000 miles

"Shiny Fighter"
price: 5500
buy 30 get 70 free
armament: 8 pheonix missle systems, 4 20mm cannons, 2 sidewinder racks, storage for extra fuel or 1 2000 lb bomb.
speed: mach 3
Invisible to radar and cloaks heat trail
range: 10,000 miles

"Shiny Ship"
price: 12000
buy 2 get 5 free
armament: up to 300 cruise missles while surfaced, 25 cruis missles while submerged, 30 forward facing torpedos, 10 port and starboard facing, 15 rear facing.
Plane capicity: can hold up to 100 while surfaced.
uses silent running, equiped with the latest in radar
speed: 60 mph while surfaced 45 while submerged
range: 50000 miles

If you don't like adding numbers, just give me 10,000,000 dollars and you can have the whole shipment that I intercep- umm, I mean found.

10,000,000$
wired right away

*recieves transfer from eastrive*

Well, there goes all of my goods, thanks for your service, this store is closed.

That's 2000 shiny missles
4500 tanks
3000 bombers
3500 fighters
500 ships

these are all godmods, all weapons bought at this store will be ignored by IDF

OOC: What exactly makes them "godmods"? You throw around that word so much that I doubt you even know what it means. If you had an issue with the forum you should have said so when it was made, not now. So stop being such a baby and play the game.