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I hereby declare war on this so called United Nations. Any and all willing to join the fight i would be glad to have your support. Any wishing to oppose shall face my wrath!!

Whatever...

The UN Army drops a nuke on you and you die.

*laughs*

you go girl.

again you have my support though again I must denounce your lack of freedoms in your nation. This is of course a non violent action I take unless nescessary

Whatever...

The UN Army drops a nuke on you and you die.



Well placed nuke I must say. :D

I need to stop dismantling my nuclear arsenal. This thread reminded me why I have them in the first place.

*giggles*
*looks around*
Want some hash, anybody?
*falls over*

*Starts passing out tikets* "The largest nuclear explosion is about to take place, 10 bucks each! See the whole nation blow into space and the cloud look very tasty..."*starts passing out mushrooms*

*Starts passing out tikets* "The largest nuclear explosion is about to take place, 10 bucks each! See the whole nation blow into space and the cloud look very tasty..."*starts passing out mushrooms*



I'll take 1

*giggles*
*looks around*
Want some hash, anybody?
*falls over*

do you have to ask? pass the bong!

*hands over five tikets to hippies* well, I want some of that magic too before the fun starts!

And now, for the pre-blast show, the Dominion of New Vladivostok will set off twenty suitcase warheads, deployed in formation!

okay this thread went from war with the UN to pass the bong! and by the way pass that $hit! 8)

I nuke Joo all

(just kidding, I'm making fun of noobs here)

Im not a noob! >.<

Alright, maybe I am, but I still know enough to blend in with the others

*puts on camo shirt in the city* now you cant see me

I AM NOT A NOOB!

*Hands the guy $10 and takes a seat*

I havn't had this much entertain ment since a different noob made a stupid remark. thinks *they should really raise the price on those tickets they could make a bundle of money*

P.S. I'm in the UN and my nation will have a 1 Billion pop. tomorrow I"M SO PROUD!

"...cynical population of 32 million..."

Pretty much every nation in the UN has to sneeze on Japanistanamaica. His population will die out by the common cold.

we shall see about that. i'd like to see the UN retaliate i have many allies from many different regions and am prepared for with all!

He wants a roleplay here...please lay off. I do have to go in two days, though, so this'll have to be quick. No, scratch that...this WILL be quick.

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Zoogiedom dares to oppose. Who are your allies?

my allies are the nations located bohemia and the nations located in the mid atlantic union. we are prepared for. are you?

yes you heard the man. war :twisted: :evil:

Many nations, I see. And would they all declare war on you? Your roleplaying abilities demonstrated thus far are abysmal. I can easily summon up my allies and defeat you - if they would be willing to roleplay this out. As it stands, I've got two days, so I'm not going to bother...although if we're going to do some ally-showing-off, would you like me to show mine?

we shall see about that. i'd like to see the UN retaliate i have many allies from many different regions and am prepared for with all!

Have you any idea how many people are in the UN?

If this is the case, I invite you to go to the United Nations Page in NS, and look at the sheer numbers of nations joined, and Regional Delegates. Hell, just look @ the Republic of Mikes Hope's enorsements, and you'll still be blown away.

what you don't seem to realize is that there are about 37000 nations in the UN.

To expound what the Zoogie People said previously, "I can easily summon up my allies and defeat you".

In the President's office:

"Sir." A General comes in with the report. "A nation wants to attack the United Nations." The President smirks, he rests on his Lazy Boy.

"That is foolish." the President said chuckling. "A rogue nation against about 20,000 armies." He sighs and takes out a pen and paper. "General, how many divisions do we have?"

The General smirks. "I thought we were about peace." The President chuckles and looks at the General. "Yes, but any chance to be seen by the International stage helps." The General smirks. "We have only five divisions, and the Rosktai is ready." The President chuckles. "Only send in the Rosktai with two Divisions, and of course our navy. That'll be enough, IF we have UN support, which we will have."

The President presses a button. "Send me the news corp, I want to have a meeting." A voice goes out of the speaker. "Yes Sir."

Two Hours later...

"My fellow Commonwealth members. Today the United Nations has been threatened, as UN member, we are obligated to protect them, that is why we must fight this rogue nation, and with the help of any other nations, we shall spread freedom throughout the world." You hear cameras shuttering, applause. The President steps down from the podium.

One hour later....

"Alert the Rosktai, they have a mission."

OOC: Ah, I hope I did good. This is my first real RP post. Sorry if it sounds sucky :roll:

then summon your allies. my allies too shall be summoned and we shall see who is the victor. i may not have the numbers. but we will not go down without a fight. and hopefully we may not go down at all

oh this I gada see

Prove yourself to be a better roleplayer, and I might. In my absence from NS I may authorize them to use some of my forces, as I have already with two nations.

-The Zoogie Isles (region/alliance)
-The Legion of Defense (alliance)
-League of Hanseatic States (alliance0
-IADF(alliance)
-Council of Air Powers(alliance)
-Organization of Maritime Powers(alliance)

So if when I come back you have improved your roleplaying skills so as to be able to convince these nations to have a roleplay with you...fine. You're not worth the time to annex anyways ;) given your size.

OOC: This is pathetic. First some god damn noobs start talking about nukes which totally ruins the point of RPing(god mode fags). Then that little moron starts bragging about his allies and not himself how weak.

Double Post. :roll:

im sorry im not a great roleplayer this is my first try.

i shall have the nation of turksmenisnotstan, the fiefdom of rooneius, the god falltothzu, the mighty yeagadonia, the dictatorship of laffadonia, the empire of wallatopia, the oppressed people of shullsterina, the armed republic of millitants, the republic of rafferdom, the republic of chilloneus, the allied states of shantius. they shall all be informed and made ready to move at the drop of a hat. our forces have been prepared and the nukes are armed. the time has come gentleman.

Doujin, Granzi, Isselmere, Crookfur, Raysia, United Elias, Hudecia, West Pacific, Anarresa, New Empire, Nuevo Kowloon, Nanankaland, Taiwan, ...oh forget it. Too hard to list them all...let it suffice to say that they could wipe you out easily. I could wipe you out easily...although I won't bother. Have to go tomorrow...

I'm not saying you're a bad roleplayer, but this UN war thing is impossible. For anyone. YOu just need more experience, that's all.

And how many of those nations are you?

Inside the CRS Rosk:

"Men." the General said. "They defy the United Nations, we will show them that no one defies the United Nations."

A Chinook takes off heading towards Japanistanamaica. As they approach the border/coastline they are attacked, but MiG26s covering them throw flares. The SAMs are misdirected and spin around.

The Chinook lands in a dam at night. A squad sets down. "Men, we are on Location Alpha, continue with Operation Bearwolf." Five men with M2 Machine guns take up a defensive position. Another two start to plant bombs on a dam. "We have one minute hurry!" The men start to hop on the Chinook. "Bombs away!" The Dam explodes, flooding the valley. The Rosktai has attacked.

OOC: Eh I hope I did good, if I did bad tell me. It ain't like he's doing good, I;m just humoring him @.@

King Haakon looked down at the message. "Em, Anne, I think you should see this..."

Prime Minister Anne Eriksen walked over to look at the message. When she had read it, she could barely restrain her chuckles. "Are they serious?"

"Apparently they are" replied the king. With that, they both let loose a round of hearty laughter at the supreme stupidity of a tiny nation declaring war on the entire United Nations.

"I suppose we'll send a few aircraft squadrons," said the King. "There will be plenty others helping, so it won't be hard."

OOC: If we're going to actually RP this, fine, though I must admit, this is unbelievably stupid. If we're not going to RP this, than we'll bring out the mighty IGNORE cannon.

The mighty dictator of Japanistanamaica hears about the destroyed dam. "Sir this isnt good," says the defense advisor. "Its one dam. They think that'll be enough to win. We'll show them. Get air sqadron and the navy ready to move," says the dictator.
The air fleet leaves the base and heads out for an air raid on enemy territory. The navy is set out to defend the waters.
"Gentleman. We're gonna need a lot of help," says the dictator as prepares to phone in his allies.

I hereby declare war on this so called United Nations. Any and all willing to join the fight i would be glad to have your support. Any wishing to oppose shall face my wrath!! :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :twisted: :evil: :!: 8)

Ok, I shall make it short.

Zoogiedom declares an ultimatum to Japanistanamaica, warning them to back off their stance on the UN and declaring its severest disagreements with the said stance.

Force will be used if necessary to neutralize what are seen as threats - Zoogiedom is in the UN (My first nation is at least, not this one...but that one doesn't roleplay).

Threats don't go well with Zoogiedom. Either retract your statement, or face our wrath.

In the President's office:

The phone rings. "Rosktai is succeful, may we begin the second step?" the President smirks. "Of course."

The Chinook head for the Capital city of Japanistanamaica at night. The Rosktai parchute down under the cover of a bombing raid. "Step two is authorized go to location Eagle 5." The squad heads to Eagle 5. They plant bombs, shooting anyone that opposes. A firefight ensues, with one casualty in Rosktai's side. "Man down!" But the missions is successful. The Chinook hovers over them, picking them up and leaving. A massive explosion happens. Men and women scream.

In the President's office:

"Successful." The President hangs up.

OOC:Hope that was good :D

"they have attacked our men and women civilians. these barbarians will stop at nothing," comes the voice over the intercom to the dictators hq.
"Sir we have been issued an ultimatum. withdraw our declaration of war and we wont be killed," says the defense advisor.
"I will say this once. We shall not give up. If by some chance we can not win this war so be it. but we will not give in to their demands. We shall stand and fight. Never give up, never surrender. FREEDOM!!!" says the dictator. "Launch the nukes"


OOC im sorry if im not really good at this

In the President's Office:

The General says "We have Nuclear weapons heading towards us, we had civilian casualties." "Damn it!" The President said. "Set up the missile defense system."

"Patriot2 Missle sites have been deployed." As the nukes arrive, they shoot them down, watching the explosions.

The President makes a call: "I want my Air Force on constant patrol, night and day."

While in Japnistanamaica:

"We have orders for Operation Lincoln." the man said in the Chinook. "Let's go."

The squad of Roskai lands in the Capital. A Roskai squad bursts in. They get into a firefight. They kill all of his guards. They burst in and take him prisoner. The Chinook picks them up and leaves. As soon as the mission is compete, MiGs start bombing the Government Buildings. "Let's not get any civilians hurt." The building light on fire.

RNN "Rose New Network."

"Yesterday the Commonwealth hit civilian targets. The President apologizes for the attack. But we will not surrender. May God bless our nation and the UN."

OOC: If you have complaints just tell me

one question when u said they take him prisoner. who exactly was taken prisoner? the dictator or someone else?

OOC: The Dictator. You dont got a problem right?

The prime chancellor immediately calls up the general,"We have a huge problem. Initiate rescue mission alpha zero immediately. we have entered defcon 3." "Yes sir. Lets roll"

As the navy seals touch down just outside the encampment where there benevolent dictator is being held. As they surround the enemy and toss in the flashabngs then open fire on the soldiers. As they take out most of the guards they rush in and grab the dictator and move out. "operation is succesful general on our way back home"

"Good work soldiers"

The President's office:

"We lost him? And the Rosktai is eliminated there? Hmm, we still have a battalion."

50 Air Transports arrive at the Capital City. As they come in, they parachute out and land. They are surrounded by hostile forces but no matter. Two Divisions landed. They hide at night under the sewers. "Men, I know we dissaprove of civilian casualties, but we have no choice." Under the sewers, they start to plant C4 on the roof of the sewers. They are detonated triggered.

After intense street fighting they evacuate by M1Bradleys. As they move through the roads, the Seargent in the lead Bradley pressed a button. The entire city has been rocked by another explosion. After an hour they are picked up and land in the RCS Rosk.

RNN "Rose News Network."

"Citizens are outraged by the attack. The President has apologized for the attack. Some agree however that all must be made to bring him down from power."

In the President's Office:

"We'll have the International Community on us now." The President smirks. "Hmmm, well they'll just have to be outraged now."

"How many civilian casualties??This is ridiculous. Launch a full scale air assault. They have to be stopped now," says the president.
"Yes sir. Right away sir."

As the planes are being readied for the assault word comes in that another attack on the city is being planned. So a quarter of the plains are left behind to guard against further attacks. The other planes leave to attack the enemy and are going to drop wave after wave of bombs on the capital city. "They kill our civilians we shall kill theirs." And the bombs are dropped.

The President's underground office:

"It's about time they attack us." The General rushes in "Don't attack the city, they have gaurds." The General smirks "Attack... everything."

USS Rosk:

40 squadrens of MiGBombers take off. They arrive at every important city and tactical area. "Bombs away!" As they drop the bombs Rosktai assualts the Dictator's hideout again. "Freeze!" Another firefight ensues only 4 Roskai remain, but all his guards are dead. As one of the soldiers reload, his gun misfires and hits the Dictator. "Ah! He's dead." "Let me make sure." The soldier checks for his pulse. "He's dead."

RNN "Rose New Network."

"The Dictatorship of Japanistanamaica is dead. He has been killed during another raid. Citizens around the Island praise him. In other news, we have been bombed, but due to the efforts of the CRAF, the Commonwealth of Rose's Air Force, there was minimal damage. May we lead into victory!"

The President's office:

"He's dead?" The President smirks. "Continue to bomb them, no mercy."

Hmmmm. You're actually fighting the UN? Sounds cool, and I may even join you, if you can get the upper hand.

Declaring war on the UN??

If yes, you would never have a chance and considering I am in the UN I will help in any invasion.

<Buys a seat for $10 and gets ready to watch>

The sad news has been heard round the country. All mourn for our fallen Dictator. But all is not lost. If our allies have heard our plead for help they shall eventually come. But in the meantime we have a second in command who is more than ready to step up and take control. As he prepares to step up and take the job his first order of businness is to send the army the navy and the air force to the capital city. As the capital city is stormed and carnage and destruction are left in our wake we hear one word ring out round the country. Victory. The capital building is lain to waste and the king has been annihilated. Thousands are left dead. The body count is high for both sides but in the end. You never stood a chance. "Victory is ours. They never really stood a chance and now we have beaten one of our opponents. Let all others who wish to face us come. We shall be VICTORIOUS!!!" says the new dictator.

OOC: Umm I'm a President. And second, can you describe what you sent? And third, how you got past my Air Force Patrols, and my Sam Sites?

We do not stand with any given nation, and as a result oppose the UN and any other organizational politically imposing organizations. Despite our lack of weapons, support in any way we can shall be given to the effort against the UN. May it be the will of God that they fall.
Overlord
-Damien Hayle

OOC forgive me president my mistake. and yes my air force and navy was able to shoot your force patrol and sam sites due to their sheer overwhelming number. Then whatever remained of my air force and navy was able to advance in on your city and the army was then deployed and went about on foot destroying anything that moved.

In a war against the UN you must first join the UN and then you must gather an army of UN nations, then you must enter a region and endorse a leader there and take over the region.
I used to do it all the time, and successfully, but then they came up with all this bull about founders and all that and you can't do it anymore without being deleted. Now it just isn't possible with out being deleted so I suggest you go complain to the mods or find a group of people who you can join like the Alliance of Imperials or something.
I would join you but I've been deleted 3 times for stuff like this.

In a war against the UN you must first join the UN and then you must gather an army of UN nations, then you must enter a region and endorse a leader there and take over the region.
I used to do it all the time, and successfully, but then they came up with all this bull about founders and all that and you can't do it anymore without being deleted. Now it just isn't possible with out being deleted so I suggest you go complain to the mods or find a group of people who you can join like the Alliance of Imperials or something.
I would join you but I've been deleted 3 times for stuff like this.

OOC: Oh then none of this never happened lol. Wheeeeeeee. I love loopholes.

let them delete me. i fear nothing. if u cut me down i shall return stronger than you could possibly imagine.

OOC: Did you have to qoute Star Wars. That is just low man. Besides, I never really liked Obi.

OOC star wars was great and whats wrong with obi wan??? nevermind we can discuss that elsewhere in another forum or something. this is for RPing

Well what ever if you're gonna Rp thats great, I'd join ya but I've got an Rp of my own goin on, if you wanna check it out its
on the page now I think.

OOC: Nah, I don't want you to get in trouble. Join the UN first. It'd make for a more interesting RP.

OOC i was in the UN previously. and im not quite sure what u guys were talking about that u did when u were in the UN and taking over regions or whatever so if u could explain that to me that would be great.

OOC: He said that first you gotta join the UN again. THen have someone endorse you. Get an army of nations and then attack the UN. This is the legal way to attack the UN. Don't know why you hate it though @.@

so i would just get an army of people that are in the UN and then attack them the way that im doing right now?

OOC: Ya but we both gotta learn to RP first better. So um we never met got it?

awesome we never met of course. and if anyone would like to giver me some tips on RPing i would really appreciate it.

OOC: There's a topic here. It's one of the first topics, it's a sticky.

http://www.nationstates.net/forum/viewtopic.php?t=79117
THat's the One. OOC

thanks man this should help out a bit

*Prime minister enters and falls to his knees* "My Lord and Savior, God Falltothzu *while sheilding his eyes from his God* I have news from our allies" The God Falltothzu replies, "Speak now, slave, before i have you cut open in front of your family." The prime mister says, "My Lord, I wish to inform thee that thy allies have entered into a vicious war against a monstorous enemy and they request you help, My Lord." The God Falltothzu replies, "Prepare for war, notify the nobles and demand their support, also ready my imperial armies." The Prime Minister replies, "Immediatly my Lord" the God Falltothzu then says, "get out of my sight, if you fail me your family and your friends will suffer greatly in front of you" *the prime minister flees the God Falltothzu's chamber as the God Falltothzu shoots at him hit a 9mm Berreta while laughing demonically*

sry double post

In the dead of night, naval guns belched flame as heavy explosive shells ripped through the hapless port town. Within a few hours thousands of landing craft reache the shore. The marine commander, General Istvan Farkas, addressed his troops.

"This despicable dictatorship has declared war on the UN... has already used nuclear weapons... Comrades, you need not trouble yourselves worrying over the morality of your actions. Our mission here is to kill everything that moves. Gentlemen, and women... destroy!" A tear of regret trickled down his cheek. For a military man, he didn't like war, one could not argue that what his men and women were doing was not cruel. War, was cruel though.

At the word "destroy" a horde of Callisdrun men and women leapt from the landing craft, and the bark of modified AK-47's soon cackled through the night, accompanying the screams of the dying citizens and defending soldiers.

Capturing the city was not the Callisdrunians' objective. Their goal was its utter destruction. Flamethrowers hurled flame at anything and everything, within a few hours the city would be burnt to the ground.

As soon as it became apparent that the troops had neared the inland outskirts of the city, Gen. Farkas called them back. They would leave a few alive give an account of the horror. He knew that most of the people who had just been killed had not done anything directly, but they had allowed their government to purue stupid and immoral policies, and so now paid for their apathy or misdirected loyalty. Still, it bothered him that they would greet immorality with such immorality. No matter, war was hell.

As the troops returned to the beachhead, Farkas noted that some who he knew to be callisdrunian vampires had their mouths and hands covered in blood. He couldn't blame them for indulging their hunger on the battlefield, he supposed it only did more to inspire shock in the minds of Callisdrun's foes.

Callisdrunians, even callisdrunian vampires, tended to be kind, good-natured people when at peace, and most found them easy to get along with. On the battlefield, however, Callisdrunians were some of the most ruthless forces in the world, serviceman and servicewoman (of whom there were almost as many) alike. Although one would be well-treated if taken prisoner by them, Callisdrunians rarely took prisoners.

Tomarrow, the inland high level night time fire bombing would start, with heavy fighter escort.
And the scene at this coastal city would be repeated at the next.

Istvan Farkas sighed and shook his head as he watched his troops board the landing craft, sleeping a bit on the way back to the fleet.

Almost as soon as they had appeared, the bringers of death were gone.

The God Falltothzu decries, "This invasion of my ally will not be tolerated. Initiate phase one of operation Hell on Earth, and tell the troops that their sacrafice will bring them glory."

Under a cover of night and of heavy bombardment from sumbmarines stationed nearby, hundreds of transport jets circled a distant perimeter of the nation of Callisdrun, before returning to the homeland. Their purpose, to insert opreatives, via a HALO drop as to remain undetected. The countless number of operatives filled the night sky with their blackend parachutes. The operatives landed safely and vanished without a trace adapting in with the inhabitants of the towns and cities.

The God Falltothzu issues an ultimatum, "Either the nation of Callisdrun withdraws from my ally's nation, never to return again within twelve hours, or you will pay one-thousand-fold for every casualty taken by my ally or myself. If your attack continues, then my attack will take place immediately. I assure you that you will regret a decision to continue fighting after you have been give a chance to resolve this peacefully."

OOC: Oh please. Hundreds of transport planes? Your nation has about one tenth of my population. Also, there is no distant perimeter of Callisdrun. All its cities are on the coast, and the inland mountain range is fortified in the extreme. Did you actually think my nation had no AA or something? come on. Really though, that wasn't a very good move. If anything you do gets really ridiculous, I'm just going to IGNORE it.

IC:
The operatives found themselves ill-prepared for Callisdrun. True, they it was at night, but then, it was always nearly as dark as night in Callisdrun, leading to extremely good night vision. The anti-aircraft batteries, already on alert since the opening of hostilities, blazed through the night as the gunners laughed at the stupidity of trying to drop in by parachute over Callisdrun at night. Explosions of planes lit up the sky and it seemed to rain blood. It was like shooting fish in a barrell. Night offered no more cover than day in Callisdrun. The ones that did land were mostly either shot on the spot, or arrested. It was easy to tell them, as they wore far too much warm clothing to be a Callisdrunian. The constant lightning storms over Callisdrun also claimed many a poor soul before they got a chance to do anything. Still, a few got through. They would find it difficult to blend in without freezing to death or severely altering their physical appearence though.

As the surviving transports attempted to return to their base, night fighters that had been launched from carriers tore into them. Only a couple made it back. Casualties from the submarine bombardment, while not severe, were more than a few. Callisdrun's large fleet of fast hunter/killer submarines quickly dealt with the threat.

An official statement was made by the King to the attacking nation:
We regret that you have chosen to attack us, as before tonight we had no issue with your nation. If you wish, you may have peace with us, and we shall use less aggressive tactics against Fascist White States, and the prisoners we have taken will be released. To keep this offer extended, we shall not attack your nation, but only defend ourselves if the need arises. We do not want war with your nation. Fascist White States has, however, declared war upon the entire United Nations, and unfortunately, as we are a member of the UN, that includes us. We assure you that all prisoners taken shall be treated decently, and, should you choose peace, they will be released promptly. This is open to further negotiation.