15-05-2004, 00:23
Derer News Wire Service
FERNOLOGIA SECEDES FROM NATION OF DERER
In a not so surprising move, the small province of Fernologia finally seceded. The province, after years of threats to secede, finally did. The president of Fernologia, Alfred Gerny said, " We ( the people of Fernologia) will fight for our rights to be an individual nation. Our new nation is one where our people , the ferns, who have lived here for thousands of years can finally live in independence and freedom."
For years the Ferns have said they will secede because they were discriminated by the people of Derer. Their key case for the argument is that in 1990 a police officer brutaly assaulted and raped a girl of an influential politician in Fernologia. The Ferns also say that such things as poverty, bad healthcare, bad educations, and a backwards civilization is all due to the evils of the Derer government and their oppresion.
The president of Derer, Melinda Dee said, "My government will fight it diplomaticaly first and if that does not work our only andlast option is war to reunify our hurt nation." The Armed Forces are on alert at this hour.
LETTER FROM HONORABLE PRESIDENT MELINDA DEE TO NATIONS OF THE WORLD:
At this hour, we need your help. The nation of Derer has since been a peaceful, quite, neutral nation but at this hour we are changing. We are in a state of civil war in Derer and to preserve our own dignity and nation we have launched a civil war against the seceded province of Fernologia. We need nations of the world to help us reclaim our nation. The armed forces of derer are few in numbes and not equipped with guns and such like the rebels, we are a pacifist nation. We plead to you to help us, we will help you in return. Consider the offer, and we wish you the best of luck from Derer and its people.
President Melinda Dee
FERNOLOGIA SECEDES FROM NATION OF DERER
In a not so surprising move, the small province of Fernologia finally seceded. The province, after years of threats to secede, finally did. The president of Fernologia, Alfred Gerny said, " We ( the people of Fernologia) will fight for our rights to be an individual nation. Our new nation is one where our people , the ferns, who have lived here for thousands of years can finally live in independence and freedom."
For years the Ferns have said they will secede because they were discriminated by the people of Derer. Their key case for the argument is that in 1990 a police officer brutaly assaulted and raped a girl of an influential politician in Fernologia. The Ferns also say that such things as poverty, bad healthcare, bad educations, and a backwards civilization is all due to the evils of the Derer government and their oppresion.
The president of Derer, Melinda Dee said, "My government will fight it diplomaticaly first and if that does not work our only andlast option is war to reunify our hurt nation." The Armed Forces are on alert at this hour.
LETTER FROM HONORABLE PRESIDENT MELINDA DEE TO NATIONS OF THE WORLD:
At this hour, we need your help. The nation of Derer has since been a peaceful, quite, neutral nation but at this hour we are changing. We are in a state of civil war in Derer and to preserve our own dignity and nation we have launched a civil war against the seceded province of Fernologia. We need nations of the world to help us reclaim our nation. The armed forces of derer are few in numbes and not equipped with guns and such like the rebels, we are a pacifist nation. We plead to you to help us, we will help you in return. Consider the offer, and we wish you the best of luck from Derer and its people.
President Melinda Dee