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From the Armed Rep. of Luftsgerden's Ministry of Diplomacy:
The Armed Republic has begun Operation Just Crusader. This operation's purpose is to curb and eventually eliminate Islamic terror. In conjunction with The Vatican and JP 2 we have trained over 100 Priests trained to infiltrate the Middle East using Iraq as a springboard.

These priests, mostly Jesuits and the newly formed Order of Luftsgerd Knights, are rigorously trained in theology, apologetics, escape and evasion, and survival, not omitting first aid. :shock: their purpose is not terror, rather spreading the good news of JC. This "indirect" approach will be used to stop the spread of Islam, and the fundamentalist jihaddis. After a number of years, used in conjunction with leaflet bombing, we hope to convert the Middle East.

These priests are equipped with materials to celebrate the Mass and optional pistol, rations, and other necessary equipment.

Operations begin next month.

Help/support/modification suggestions/ joining our cause is encouraged.

Thank you!

Vasili Devit
Minister of Diplomacy

OK, this is strange

sadly, i dont think it will work, the islamic pepole are mostly against anyone who doesnt belive in mohammed, and are taught not to be afraid to give their own lives in a jihad against the Christian nations so sending priests over there, espically in iraq, will most likely get them killed, the only language they speak is violence.
thats what i think, but good luck with youre project.

*Itches his head, yea, ok whatever...*

This is a great cause to which we will donate ten billion USD. Converting the middle east is actually a part of a greater plan we've been concocting (Cut dependence on oil and strangle them economically, Send in priests to strangle them religiously)

You beat us to phase 2. :wink:

Thanks for your support, Facehuggeria.
And to you skeptics, if it doesn't work, all we lose is a few good priests who are trained in the flaws of Islam and how to convert them, not thousands of troops.

well, that is a good point there, better than the US and their blunder in iraq (they have lost more troops 'keeping the peace' than in the 'war') and i would say, at least give them a pistol for defense, they arent afraid to behead and torture innocents, not to mention whoever is trying to convert them, but good luck still.


(note- Kihameria is a Christian nation, but i try to keep away from RP's in taking over,or converting RL places, to much controversy.)

Great idea, but it does not work. Conversion even with assistance via the sword (aka Crusades) is not terribly effective.

Kahta recomends that you do not provoke more violence in the middle east. Please do not send these priests there as it will give them more reason to hate us. Sending people over to convert people to your religion is regarded as you thinking you are better then them. Do not send anyone there, it will be regarded as a threat to the citizens of Kahta, a staunch supporter of peaceful western-arab relations.

Thanks for your support, Facehuggeria.
And to you skeptics, if it doesn't work, all we lose is a few good priests who are trained in the flaws of Islam and how to convert them, not thousands of troops.

There are no flaws, the people that act against america are is the same percentage of people that protest abortions. This is not how to do it. Just let them be and dont do anything to bother them.

We respectfully have listened to Kahta's requests, and realize flaws may have been a rather strong word. We will continue, though, on our course.