The Years After.... *If you want to join in, ask*
In the new GameFAQ Capital
Cindy Grater runs into General Larkes office
General Larke:Cindy, What's wrong? I haven't seen you this shaken up since the incident with Colodia 5 years ago!
Cindy Grater:When Colodia left Southern GameFAQ, some of there citizens stayed and are causing riots in Southern GameFAQ!
General Larke:Contact Colodia Immeadiately!
Cindy Grater:Yes sir!
To be Continued
OOC:All the people who Participated in the GameFAQ Civil War are autmatically invited.
*Twiddles his thumbs while waiting for a reply from Colodia*
OOC: Would this be open to other RPers?
IC: Meanwhile...in the Colodian Capitol Building, newly elected Colodian President Joseph Kevlin is conducting his business
Joesph: These chicks don't even know the name of my band! But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands!
*International Relations Man comes up to Kevlin*
Joseph: Ah...um....hello Mr......have a seat!
IRMan: Well sir, apparently the nation of GameFA-
Joseph: Ugh! *bangs head on the desk* I thought I wouldn't have to deal with them...what's wrong?
IRMan: Uh...alright so the nation of GameFAQ *Joseph scowls* has seemingly found out some illegal Colodians in the former Colodian-Southern GameFAQ
Joseph: Man....this is whack...
IRMan: Exucse me? Shall I bring in the Vice President?
Joseph: No no...let's see GameFAQ's reaction to this incident. Are they Colodian terrorists? Spies? Or plain civilians?
IRMan: We don't know, we don't even know if this is 100% real information. I just overheard the GameFAQ Ambassador shout it in the hotel....and then he screamed....and then I heard moans....and then a Scottish woman.....*shakes head*
Joseph: Well...just wait to see GameFAQ's reaction. If it happens to be a terrorist threat in there, then uh....we NEVER met here! Got it?
Cindy Grater:General Larke, Colodia thinks that we are making up the story!
*The ground shakes lightly, as if an explosion occured many miles away*
General Larke:What was that?!?!?!?!
Cindy Grater:I'll go find out!
*Five minutes later*
Cindy Grater:It was an explosion in Southern GameFAQ, we suspect that it was caused by Colodian Terrorists!
General Larke:Contact Colodia Immeaditely
ooc:To join someone has to ask
Colodia, where are you?
You guys shuld see the flash video Potter Puppet Pals you can find it on www.flashplayer.com
Colodia, where are you?
You guys shuld see the flash video Potter Puppet Pals you can find it on www.flashplayer.com
I'll check it out tonight if I have time
Joseph: Ahh...the Army General...what's up?
Army General: Mr. President. We have to big, BIG problems.
Joseph: Brief me
Army General: About 10 minutes ago, I was alerted that 1 of our 1,000 nuclear weaponry is missing.
Joesph: ****ing ****! Any leads?
Army General: This one *flips on conviently located T.V. to Channel 11*
Channel 11: We bring you breaking news to something awful going on in the nation of GameFAQS. Apparently, an explosion in the formerly Colodian occupied Southern GameFAQ has erupted. No video, photos, or contact has come from this area yet. Reporters guess that casualties may mount to the hundreds or even thousands. Currently, that is all we have to report. We'll bring you more information as it arrives.
Joesph: Oh hell no....oh HELL no! Man...I want a full investigation comission on the job answering me these questions. Who exploded that bomb in Southern GameFAQ? Who's in charge of the Army's nuclear weaponry? Who stole the nuclear weapon? How did the bomb get passed top notch Army security? And above all, how do we try and help ties between GameFAQ and Colodia so they don't fall into hell?
Cindy Grater Rushes into General Larke's Office
Cindy Grater:Sir, we have just received word on what the explosion was caused by.
General Larke:What was it?
Cindy Grater:It was a nuclear weapon!
General Larke:Alert the Internationall Community Immeadiately! Get visual Proof! How many people have died? Were any Government or Military Buildings Affected?
Cindy Grater:Over 5,000 people died, some are Colodian, some were Citizens of GameFAQ! 2 Military Bases and 1 embassy were effected.
General Larke:Put the military on red alert! Send the information to Colodia! Prepare for war against Colodia! Tell Colodia that if they do not pay us for the damages the the bomb caused, we will go to war!
*The Colodian capitol is, once again, in turmoil over recent events. And a new annoucement was not going to lift the government's spirits*
Secretary: Mr. President sir! GameFAQ is threatening war if we do not pay for the damages and losses! An estimated 5000 men, women, children, and Colodian immigrants have died sir.
Joseph Kevlin: Dammit...not what we need. How much did they say the damages would be?
Secretary: No hard number, but we estimate over $2 billion Confederate Dollars, and that includes about $1,000 for each GameFAQ citizen's death for their families. We can't even be sure if they'll demand $1,000 each.
Joseph: And...if we don't pay, then they'll declare war on us?
Secretary: That was the threat
Joseph: AHAHAHA! Oh man...do you know what this means?
Secretary: Umm...no...sir
Joseph: Colodia has a powerhouse of an economy. Our economy would suffer somewhat if we pay this money to GameFAQ. And who knows? They'll probably ask for more than money. They may want us to reconstruct ourselves. They may want us to pay more, more more!
But...what if we don't pay? GameFAQ's economy isn't as strong as Colodia's. And their military might isn't the same, not like ours. Hell, they'll be forced to invade Colodia themselves if they want to declare war on us. The only time we were invaded, was by two nations that were 200 years older than Colodia. Colodia is a great power now...Colodia cannot give in to GameFAQ! Especially when it's not our fault!
Secretary: Great speech Mr President. However, I need a reply for GameFAQ.
Joseph: Tell them...they may declare war anytime they wish. We'll be waiting.
Call in my Military Generals. We have some defenses to build.
OOC:Sorry for not posting! The forums haven't beeen letting me on!!!!!!!!
General Larke:Cindy set up the camera so i can send a message to Colodia
Cindy Grater:Yes sir *turns on Camera*
General Larke:
Colodia, if you do not find who set off this bomb in 10 days (RL) you will have to pay us 2 Billion GameFAQ dollars and 250 for each person dead. If you do find the person who did this, you will have to pay us 1.5 billion GameFAQ dollars and 200 dollars for everyone dead. Please send a response as soon as possible!
President: So...either way we gotta pay up then? Now that's unfair blackmail! Colodia will not stand for this.
*pushes button*
Secretary: You called Mr. President?
President: I want to speak with the GameFAQ Nuclear Bombing Investigation Commision (GFNBIC)
Secretary: Yes Mr. President
*Next day...*
President: Gentlemen! What have we found out!
Commision spokesman: Well...*ahem* We've found out that the man who stole the bomb didn't have proper clearance after we've fully investigated security. His papers and clearance card were all correct, but the retina scanner was tampered with.
President: Which means....?
Commision Leader: Mr. President. The man who stole the bomb wasn't a member of the Colodian Air Force. Hell, we doubt he's a Colodian citizen! It appears that he killed an Air Force member and stole his security clearance. We're still searching for the body, but the dead man's name is Captain J.K. Plisken.
President: Man....so what conclusions have you drawn up?
Commission Leader: Sir, we cannot come up with a proper conclusion for months to come. However, we can guess that this man smuggled the bomb through more phony security and had a team of more phony security men get the bomb to Southern GameFAQ.
President: Damn, what about cameras? Don't we have cameras working there?
Commission: The facility is heavily chaffed, preventing all normal electronics to work.
President: Okay men...you may leave...
From: Joseph Kevlin, President of Colodia/Supreme Military Commander
To: Leaders of GameFAQ
Message: We cannot fufill your request of finding anyone within 10 days. We cannot fufill your request of the money you want. We cannot pay a compensation to the victims of Southern GameFAQ. Declare war as you may, we're already being prepared. Colodia would like to see you get on our beaches without going through hell.
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Transmission from GameFAQ to Colodia:
If you do not find this person within Five days, GameFAQ will be forced to help find the person who stole it! If you do not let us help you we will invade! You must pay us 500 million for the damages done to buildings and 400 for each person. Which means you would have to pay us 502 million or we will invade!
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Transmission from GameFAQ to Colodia:
If you do not find this person within Five days, GameFAQ will be forced to help find the person who stole it! If you do not let us help you we will invade! You must pay us 500 million for the damages done to buildings and 400 for each person. Which means you would have to pay us 502 million or we will invade!
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[code:1:5d4e98b16f]To: GameFAQ
From: Kevlin Presidential Cabinet
Due to your hostile messages, we have officially placed embargos on trades between our two nations in fear of hostile attacks on Colodian interests. If your government must know, if we capture the criminal/s responsible for the attacks, we will not hand them over to you without having them been proved guilty by Colodian courts. However, the closest lead we have to the criminal is a thin piece of glove-material found on a dismanteled retina scanner.
Colodia rejects your offer to help. We fear GameFAQ would seek revenge and capitol punishment prematurely before making 100% sure that the accused is guilty.
Colodia rejects your demands for money. We do not believe that we are responsible for damages that have befallen your nation. Colodia does not hand over money. And we will not until we've established ourselves as a world power. Which could take anywhere from (RL) weeks to months.[/code:1:5d4e98b16f]
After the President pressed the button that would send this message to GameFAQ, the President ordered for his Commanders and Generals to give reports on the defense of Colodia
Army Commander: There are 2 MG42 permanent machine guns per every 200 ft. of beachland. Every 10 of these machine guns would be protected by a concrete "room." All others would be surrounded by sandbags.
Navy Commander: 5 of our prime battleships are watching over 100 miles of land away from the beaches. Each are guarded by 5 submarines.
Air Force Commander: Spy satellites are primed up and ready to watch over GameFAQ's military movements. No enemy soldier would come within 200 miles of Colodian soil without our knowing. F-15's are watching Colodian airspace and up to 150 miles of a radius around Colodia.
Army General: And, if the threat grows, we are ready to put 500 Anti-Aircraft vehicles. Hell, we can even put gun turrets on the beaches and at every 1,000 ft inward to Colodia.
Kevlin: What's the biggest city closest to the beaches?
Secretary: That would be the City of Luna.
Kevlin: What steps would be taken to protect that city?
Army Commander: Sir, we seriously doubt the city can be taken over. In such an event, there would be an immediate evacuation and snipers would take to the skyscrapers and tanks would patrol the streets. Standard city invasion rules sir.
Kevlin: That is all. Thank you.
Cindy Grater:The Colodians are refusing to pay us and they won't let us help them because they think we will attack them! What should we do?
General Larke:Send them another demand for money, 500 per person and 100 million for building damages.
Cindy Grater:Yes sir! The message has been sent!
General Larke:Mobilize the army! Make the navy surround all the waters around GameFAQ! Put Anti-Aircraft batterys around this city and the military bases! Restrict all air travel to a minumum! If their are any Non GameFAQ citizens in GameFAQ, pay them 400 dollars and give them a plane ticket back home.
Cindy Grater:Yes sir!
Secretary: Sir, another demand for money. This time, they request 100 million and 500 per victim.
Kevlin: Give a mouse a cookie, he'll want milk to go with it. Words you must live by.
Secretary: So, we reject the offer?
Kevlin: No, we reply with me proposing a bill allowing me to raise the Defense budget to $100 million. And 500 per soldier on the front lines so they get proper support should they lose their lives.
Secretary: Yes Mr. President. Congress would receive the bill within the hour.
Kevlin: Good good
OOC:I'll make one later
OOC Edit:Here it is!
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Message from General Larke to Leader of Colodia:
If you do not let us help you we will invade!
If you let us help you you will only have to pay us 100 dollars a person[/code:1:2a09eeba1c]
OOC:I'll make one later
OOC Edit:Here it is!
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Message from General Larke to Leader of Colodia:
If you do not let us help you we will invade!
If you let us help you you will only have to pay us 100 dollars a person[/code:1:0932cec53a]
OOC: In the future, don't edit like that again. Make a new post so I can see what's new. I was lucky to catch this...
IC:
Secretary: *sigh* ANOTHER message from GameFAQ...this time they threaten war...
Joseph: No kidding? Woah...let's see what happens when we do not reply back, period? Will they keep their word and invade? Will they continue to send hostile messages like this?
I swear...if we get one more message like this, I'll show the world GameFAQs is all talk and they cannot keep thier word.
Secretary: So...you want them to invade?
Joseph: Never had, never will. I just don't want their trouble. But they made it like that, and we'll pay em back for it! Just wait for them to declare war, attempt an invasion, fail miserably, and we'll be able to take their capitol city in a few short months!
Cindy Grater:Colodia has not responded to our message yet!
General Larke:Send another one!
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Let us help you are we will invade!
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Cindy Grater:It has been sent.
General Larke:If they do not respond in 24 hours, fill 250 cruise missles with Napalm and then launch 150 cruise missles at them. Give them 30 minutes after the 24 hours that they do not respond, then launch the 250 missles filled with Napalm.
OOC:Sorry for doing that I will make another post next time! You will not be able to detect the cruise missles.
24 hours and 21 minutes following the President's request to ignore the latest message from GameFAQ, The Air Force Commander speaks to the President in a look of alertness.
Air Force Commander: Mr. President! Spy satellites have visual confirmation of about 150 cruise missiles headed for random Colodia targets! Estimated impact time would be in 20 minutes
President: This is it men! The full invasion of GameFAQ! Secretary, call in the other two Commanders! We've got 150 cruise missiles to strike down within 20 minutes.
Thanks to Standard Colodian Pre-wartime the Commanders were inside the President's room 3 minutes later
Navy Commander: We got about 10 missiles aiming for one of our battleships according to these visual scans of the missiles. The missiles would probably miss because they're programmed to hit a target that's supposed to be stationary. Our battleship has probably moved what...20 ft by now? All Navy personnel has been alerted however...
Army Commander: About 100 cruise missiles are headed for random Army bases. We have anti-cruise missile weaponry at each and every station, but I don't think one anti-missile weapon would stand up to 7 incoming cruise missiles...
Air Force Commander: That's where we come in. If our lock-on missiles don't hit our target, we'll all launch our chaff to screw up the cruise missiles.
President: Sounds good, MOVE OUT!
General Larke:Cindy, give the command to launch all the missles!
Cindy Grater:It has been sent!
President: Status report?
Army Commander: We're currently being attacked by the cruise missiles and are still in the process of destroying them. The party should be over in about 5 minutes.
President: I want a full report 5 minutes after it's over then.
General Larke:Send a message to Colodia sya that we are going to send a diplomat
Cindy Grater:The Message has been sent
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We wish to send a diplomat of GameFAQ to Colodia because of the missles that were launched. We cannot say anymore because we fear it will be intercepted
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*General Larke gets all of the other people out of the room, and then checks for bugs.*
General Larke:The room is clean of 'bugs'
Cindy Grater:May I Continue?
General Larke:Yes you can.
General Larke:What is the status on the 150 missles?
Cindy Grater:Some of them have been destroyed!
General Larke:Load the 250 missles loaded with Napalm onto a commericial airplane!
Cindy Grater:It will take 1 hour to load the Napalm cruise missles on the plane!
One Hour Later
Cindy:Sir, the missles are loaded onto the plane
Larke:Send the plane into Colodia! Does the plane have a bomb inside to make it destruct after it is over Colodia?
Cindy:Yes sir!
Larke:Tell the pilot this:
When you are over Colodia airspace, say that you are the plane carrying the GameFAQ diplomat and you want to make peace. Then when you are over Colodia's Capital, explode the plane.
Tell the pilot this yourself
Cindy:I will
Secretary: Sir! The GameFAQ are sending over a diplomat!
President: For what? Peace?!?!
Secretary: They didn't say....the plane has already left and should be over Colodian airspace in...an hour.
President: Something's fishy....they sent us a diplomat before getting our confirmation that we'll cease fire?
Secretary: It IS odd isn't it? Hmm...
President: Tell the Air Force Commander to get 10 F-15's to escort this plane of GameFAQ. I doubt the nation of GameFAQ would resort to terrorism....where did they say they were going to land?
Secretary: In the capitol of Colodia, Kukagstan.
President: That's fine...I'm suspicious and worried, but we'll see what this diplomat is here for. If it's even a diplomat....hmm....hmhmm...
Secretary: Mr. President? May I suggest diverting the plane to a less crowded city?
President: Good idea! Tell the Air Force Commander to order the F-15's to force the GameFAQ plane to the Quev International Airport in Gasty City. If they won't, then they have permission to destroy the plane over the safest ground.
Secretary: Yes Mr. President, will do!
Secretary: Sir! The GameFAQ are sending over a diplomat!
President: For what? Peace?!?!
Secretary: They didn't say....the plane has already left and should be over Colodian airspace in...an hour.
President: Something's fishy....they sent us a diplomat before getting our confirmation that we'll cease fire?
Secretary: It IS odd isn't it? Hmm...
President: Tell the Air Force Commander to get 10 F-15's to escort this plane of GameFAQ. I doubt the nation of GameFAQ would resort to terrorism....where did they say they were going to land?
Secretary: In the capitol of Colodia, Kukagstan.
President: That's fine...I'm suspicious and worried, but we'll see what this diplomat is here for. If it's even a diplomat....hmm....hmhmm...
Secretary: Mr. President? May I suggest diverting the plane to a less crowded city?
President: Good idea! Tell the Air Force Commander to order the F-15's to force the GameFAQ plane to the Quev International Airport in Gasty City. If they won't, then they have permission to destroy the plane over the safest ground.
Secretary: Yes Mr. President, will do!
"...status of the plane heading for Colodia? It will reach Colodian airspace soon and then it will explode..."
This is Jerry Desburg for GameFAQ News and I just recorded this conversation between the president and his advisor. I must send this tape to... *picture goes out*
Voice in the background:Get him! *gunshots are heard* *Jerry Desburgs scream is heard and then the camera mans scream is heard*
*Audio goes dead*
In the presidents office
Secret Service Man:Sir, we just killed two intruders on the premises who recorded part of your conversation!
General Larke:Take the tape and copy one and give it to me, destroy one of the tapes
*Secret Service man walks out*
Cindy Grater:General James Larke, I hereby hold you under arrest for treason to GameFAQ!
James Larke:Cindy? What are you doing? Why are you doing this?
Cindy Grater:I am a secret agent of the GameFAQ Intelligence Agency assigned to watch you since the old President was killed. We suspected that you hired the asassins to kill him.
James Larke:Cindy? Why! Why Cindy Why! Why did you have to do this to me?
Cindy Grater:You are under arrest.
James Larke:Security! Security!
Cindy Grater:After the old capital was destroyed, the security is made up of GIA operatives.
*talking into a radio*
Sir, I have arrested James Larke!
Voice on the radio:Good job!
Cindy Grater:You must stop the plane Larke sent over Colodia!
Voice on the radio:I will stop it immeaditely!
Cindy Grater:Security! Hold James Larke captive and bring him to Buker Maximum Security Prison!
Security Officer:Yes M'am!
James Larke:I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ME CAPTIVE!
*Larke grabs a gun from under the desk*
I WON'T LET YOU TAKE ME OUT OF POWER!
*Larke fires and kills all the security officers and then when he tries to fire at Cindy, there is no ammo left*
Cindy Grater:You are out of ammo and now you cannot kill me.
*Turns on the radio again*
Attention all snipers positioned outside of this building! Come in and Detain James Larke!
Another Voice on the Radio:Code?
Cindy Grater:Bravo Alpha Delta Charlie Five Seven Nine
AVOTR(Another Voice on the Radio):Codeword accepted
Cindy Grater:Time to send a message to Colodia
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Encrypted message to Colodia:
This is Cindy Grater, Former Presidential advisor to General James Larke. I am a secret agent who acted as Larkes' Presidential Advisor. I have arrested him for Treason because he sent the missles at your country and the plane with the "Diplomat" had no diplomat but it was full of Napalm that would have destroyed your capital city. GameFAQ will pay up to 2.5 billion total for the damages caused by the missles.
*END TRANSMISSION*
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Secretary: Mr. President sir! The GameFAQ's have sent this message to us!
President: *reads message*
President: Oh gawd...this is wonderful! Tell em we accept! we accept!
Secretary: Oh...and the F-15's anniliated the plane once it refused to change it's course. We are now inspecting the wreckage at sea.
President: Good day...good day....war's over, terrorist plot foiled, new changes in GameFAQ...What other good's coming today?
*tank explosions and machine gun fire is heard outside the capitol building, the room shakes and the roof sprays debris all over the room*
President: *from under desk* WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT DAMMIT?
Secretary: Stay down!
*10 Secret Service agents run into room*
SS1: Sir! Stay down! We are under attack by a reistance force! Apparently, we have a revolution on our hands!
President: Dammit! Why me? WHY MEEEE?
*someone with loudspeaker booms her voice throughout the city*
Voice: Attention President Joseph Kevlin! You are being overthrown by the Superior League Party! Relax, this is not a revolution! Just my way of changing things! This is Paulina Rubio, the nominated President of the Superior League and your successor!
President: Daughter of a *****! She expects to keep Colodia a democracy by overthrowing me????
SS2: Sir! The building is surrounded by tanks, snipers, and infantry! We're not sure where the Army, Navy, and Air Force Commanders are...
Voice: Oh uhh...this is the Navy Commander...me and the other 2 commanders went to the Superior League party side...ya know. We never were happy under the Confederacy. But hey, look on the bright side...the Army General has you in his scope and you won't get to see the Imperial Power of COLODIA!
*with that, the Army Commander used his elite sniping tactics to hit the President by the back and through is heart...putting the President to a sudden death as he lay dead on the bloody floor.*
*Helicopter lands in front of Colodian capitol building, and a women walks out. A women named Paulina Rubio.*
Paulina Rubio: Men! Clear out the capitol building! Make sure the dead President gets a proper burial...and I the Supreme Court Justice to rule me President! C'mon...this may be undemocratic, but it's MY way! C'mon! I want to be sipping wine in the office of the GameFAQ's President by next Tuesday!
A person runs into Cindy Graters Office
The President of Colodia has been asassinated! Colodia's government has been overthrown
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Attention Colodia:
We have recieved word that your President has been asassinated and the government has been overthrown. Is it true or false? If it is true we will do something to get your old government out of there.
*END MESSAGE*
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[code:1:2de6d0c292]Attention: GameFAQ
There is no fear. We, the new new government, has completely taken over the former government. This is President Paulina Rubio, the new President of Colodia. And your future President as well...[/code:1:2de6d0c292]
Paulina: C'mon people! I have only until Colodia has a one billion population to be President! I override Congress' veto to declare war on GameFAQ and take over their land. I want the defensive positions dismantled and ready to go offensive. Tell the Colodian Space Agency to design a new satellite that is able to launch missiles from orbit, or whatever offensive/defensive manuever it can do.
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Message from Cindy Grater to Paulina Rubio:
Will you be friends of GameFAQ or enemies of GameFAQ?
You will never be president of GameFAQ!
How will you improve Colodia?
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Message from Cindy Grater to Paulina Rubio:
Will you be friends of GameFAQ or enemies of GameFAQ?
You will never be president of GameFAQ!
How will you improve Colodia?
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Message from Cindy Grater to Paulina Rubio:
Will you be friends of GameFAQ or enemies of GameFAQ?
You will never be president of GameFAQ!
How will you improve Colodia?
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Army General: The men are currently being loaded into transports and planes. Tanks and other needed vehicles are being loaded as well.
Navy General: Our battleships are primed and ready to go. Submarines and other ships are prepared for battle.
Air Force General: All planes are ready to go, on command, 24/7!
Paulina: Well done, when can I expect this invasion to commence?
Army General: 3 days (OOC: 1 RL day, or my next post)...tops
Paulina: Exxxcelllent.....
Army General: The men are currently being loaded into transports and planes. Tanks and other needed vehicles are being loaded as well.
Navy General: Our battleships are primed and ready to go. Submarines and other ships are prepared for battle.
Air Force General: All planes are ready to go, on command, 24/7!
Paulina: Well done, when can I expect this invasion to commence?
Army General: 3 days (OOC: 1 RL day, or my next post)...tops
Paulina: Exxxcelllent.....
Cindy is looking through her daily Presidential Reports and sees something odd
Cindy:...Preparing an attack force... COLODIA IS PREPARING AN ATTACK FORCE!
*Cindy Presses a button and then she starts talking*
Commander Bens, Mobilize the Navy and call back all ships abroad and make them surround GameFAQ because Colodia is going to attack! Commander Baines, Mobilize our artillery in places around GameFAQ! Commander Slater, Mobilize our whole army and Air Force in preparation for an attack from Colodia! How Long will it take you people to mobilize? Slater, Baines, Bens:1 Day m'am! Cindy:Try to make it quicker!
*Cindy presses another button*
Space Command, how long will it take you to launch our Ion Cannons?
SC:It would take around 2 days m'am!
Cindy:Make it one!
SC:Yes M'am!
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Message From Cindy Grater to Paulina Rubio:
We have recieved information that makes us believe that your are preparing an attack force and we wish to know if your are going to attack us!
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OOC: I don't know if you can have ion cannons in space already....
IC:
Paulina: Pefect, we're ready to move it on the attack before they can hit us offensivly.
*presses button*
Paulina: Launch the Colodian Imperial Army 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Divisions! Have submarines maintain underwater security and battleships provide above-water security. Have our elite F-15 fighters maintain air-security. I want those 150,000 troops in GameFAQ! How long will it take to get them in?
Army Commander: 1 day...(One RL day, or my next post)
Paulina: Excellent....hmm...get me the person who works closest with the media...
Secretary (new one): You mean...our spokesman?
Paulina: Yes...I have some business to deal with him in regards to the war and the well-being of our soldiers as well as the defeat of GameFAQ. A little spokesman may make the difference in hundreds or maybe even thousands of lives.
The Rebel CSA
28-05-2004, 03:24
General Vargas of the Confederacy of The Rebel CSA----
"Hello. My Army is ready for anyone who wishes for a helpful hand.(GameFAQ). I have 50,000 troops available at any moment. With 18 pieces of artillery to back them up and a very strong navy going 800 battleships strong."
The Imperial Military
28-05-2004, 03:57
This is the leader of the Imperial Military
we've been eyeing these tensions between Colodia and GameFAQ for sometime now. We were planning on allying the first invader in order to give our troops some experiance in real-war combat.
Colodia, and President Paulina Rubio, we are officially allying with you. We have Armed Forces that are 2.5 million men strong, thanks to our unique system of government. Our Air Force and Navy are not exactly up-to-speed....but we can make deals following this war, huh?
think about it...a one million-men army and 1200 tanks in exchange for top of the line fighters, bombers, submarines, and the technological capabilities for battleships and other nessecary Air Force and Navy units. Also, a lifelong alliance...
We'll both get what we want.
Colodia accepts The Imperial Military's alliance. Welcome to the alliance, glad to have another Imperial Nation with us.
GameFAQ accepts the alliance with CSA
IC:
Cindy Grater Presses a button
Space Command What is the progress on the Ion Cannons?
SC:They should be able to be launched in One Day
Cindy:Good
[code:1:41910ff5ec]
Why are you going to attack us Colodia?
Why?
[/code:1:41910ff5ec]
Paulina: tIM, We recommend commencing your own invasion of GameFAQ around where we are located. That way, we can clear out a larger force in GameFAQ.
After orders were given to commence encounter with the GameFAQ Navy, units commenced their duty
Submarines detect the enemy subs and immediatly fire upon them in order to maintain underwater superiority
Battleships detect enemy ships on their own radar, and fire accordingly with lock-on missiles and good ol' fasioned hi-tech cannons.
F-15's are given the order to get a visual on the enemy ships, and immediatly turn back if fired upon. They are protected by chaff.
Tom Runch, Cindy Grater's Secretary of Defense Rushes in
Tom Runch:Madam President, our ships gaurding GameFAQ are under attack!
Cindy:Tell them to attack anything that doesn't respond. Tom, can you leave the room now?
Tom Runch:Yes, M'am
*Cindy Presses a button on the desk*
Space Command, have you launched the Ion Cannons yet?
SC:They Have been launched and will get out of the atmosphere in 5.4.3.2.1! They are in space!
Cindy:Good Job
SC:Thank you Madam President
Cindy presses a second button on the desk, creating a secure transmission
Cindy:Did you load the nukes onto the Ion Cannons?
SC:Yes
Cindy:How many?
SC:10 per satellite, which equals 30 nukes
Cindy:Launch 2 nukes at Colodia's Capital
SC:Yes M'am
Cindy:Good Luck
*Cindy presses a button which ends the transmission, then she presses another button*
Commander Slater, Is the army ready?
Slater:Yes it is
Cindy:GameFAQ Naval Vessels have been attacked, put the army on High Alert(Which means they attack anything that doesn't respond to their message)
Slater:Yes M'am
Air Force Commander: Ma'am! We're detecting nuclear satellites coming from the GameFAQ Ion Cannon!
Paulina: Damn it....alright. Remember the nuclear satellite we have orbiting? I think it's time to take it for it's desent into GameFAQ skies....
Air Force Commander: Yes ma'am. But first, we gotta relocate to a secret underground location that f***ing far away from here.
Paulina: Of course
Air Force Commander: So the nuclear satellite bomb will be told to desent until it's safely over GameFAQ's new capitol and then it shall shed it's heatsheild so that it blows up in the sky spreading radiation like a motherf***er?
Paulina: Uhh...YES!
Air Force CommandeR: Orders are being sent....satellite should be 1/4 of the planet away from GameFAQ...not to long now...
Tom Runch:Madam President, we have detected that Colodia has a nuclear missle satellite in space and we think that they will try to target this building. What do you think we should do?
CIndy Grater:Get me on the phone with Space Command
Tom Runch:Yes M'am
SC:This is Space Command, what do you need?
Cindy Grater:how many nuclear weapons would we need to fully blanket Colodia?
SC:100 nukes, give or take 10, would be needed(please correct me if i am wrong, Colodia)
Cindy Grater:Launch the 28 remaining nukes at Colodia's airports, military bases, and marinas
SC:Yes M'am
Cindy Grater:Put the Ion Cannon on high alert and if you spot a nuke try to destroy it
SC:Yes
Cindy Grater:How long would it take to put a space shuttle up there to refill the nukes?
SC:It would take 2(RL, or post) days
Cindy Grater:Start to train a crew in handling nuclear weapons in space
SC:Yes M'am
Cindy Grater:Goodbye
SC:Goodbye
Tom Runch:Madam President we have to bring you to the bunker in case of a nuclear attack from Colodia
Cindy Grater:We need to take all of this equipment and papers to the bunker. How much of a nuclear blast can the bunker withstand?
Tom Runch:It would take a 900,000 megton blast to reach the outer layer, it would take a 2 million megton blast to reach the middle of the bunker's protection, and it would take a 4 million megaton blast to destroy the bunker.
Cindy Grater:If the bunker is going to be breached, what would you do?
Tom Runch:We would put on Radiation resistant suits and crawl up the escape shaft to the airport containing your private aircraft that will transport you to a secure location.
Cindy Grater:Let's go, but YOU need to bring everything in this room down into the bunker so nobody can tamper with it
Tom Runch:Yes madam President
[code:1:859a31187d]Colodia, if you do not pull back your troops, we will launch nuclear warheads at your country! [/code:1:859a31187d]
Colodian Space Agency: Ma'am! The satellite is right over GameFAQ air space and we're turning it into desent to detonate over their capitol. ETA explosion time is 2 minutes starting....now.
Paulina: Excellent. Depending on the sucess of this attack, we may send more nuclear satellites to rain upon the GameFAQ.
CSS: Our scientists predict this to cause massive casualties.
Paulina: We also have ion cannons to deal with. Think you can get a space shuttle with a 10 man crew to destroy the cannons?
CSS: War Laws require us to be ready. One can be ready to be sent in 1 day (again, 1 RL day).
Paulina: Good. Very good. Expect a promotion Mission Commander.
CSS: Aaaaaannnnd....IMPACT!
(OOC: GameFAQ, your supposed to tell your losses from the Naval fight we had since I struck first.)
It says no posts exist for this topic...
It says no posts exist for this topic...
OOC: Happens all the time. I dunno why it happens, but the posts still show up on the 3rd page. So relax.
Cindy Grater:How many ships did we lose when Colodia Attacked?
Tom Runch:We lost 1 ship and 5 submarines
*A loud bang is heard overhead*
Cindy Grater:What was that?
Tom Runch:A Nuclear Warhead has exploded 5 miles over the city!
Cindy Grater:Get me a line to Space Command!
Tom Runch:Yes M'am!
Cindy Grater:Space command! Are the 200 nukes ready to be launched with satellites?
SC:Yes M'am! they are in space right now!
Cindy Grater:Launch all the the nukes at Colodia
SC:We will do!
Cindy Grater:That was a close call with that nuke
SC:Yes it was. Yes it was.
Cindy Grater:As soon as the nukes are launched, make the satellites destroy all nukes!
SC:We wil do!
OOC:Colodia, how about we make this just troops vs. troops. No tanks or anything, only troops with guns and weapons! Wouldn't that be sorta fun?
OOC: Well....then we might as well not make this a nuclear war. Seeing as how the radiation will utterly kill all our troops. I'm willing to retract all my nuclear attacks if you will as well. Start again from the point where my Navy attacks your Navy. Otherwise, Cindy would be killed because I honestly doubt there are miles of tunnels underneath your city.
and do you mean JUST no tanks, and other Army vehicle weapons? Or you want to cut off on the air force and naval weapons?
OOC:This part will be weird!
IC:
Cindy Grater:*points to something on the wall* What is that?
Tom Runch:That is an experimental time travelling machine!
Cindy Grater:Let's use it!
*Cindy presses a button*
*A loud woooshing noise is heard and then Cindy appears back in time*
Tom Runch:Madam President, some of our naval vessels have been attacked!
Cindy Grater:How many ships did we lose?
Tom Runch:1 ship and 2 submarines!
Cindy Grater:Put the navy on high alert and make it kill anything that moves!
Tom Runch:Yes M'am!
Cindy Grater:Launch non-nuclear cruise missles at Colodia!
Tom Runch:Yes M'am!
OOC 2:Wasn't that weird?
OOC: Well....then we might as well not make this a nuclear war. Seeing as how the radiation will utterly kill all our troops. I'm willing to retract all my nuclear attacks if you will as well. Start again from the point where my Navy attacks your Navy. Otherwise, Cindy would be killed because I honestly doubt there are miles of tunnels underneath your city.
and do you mean JUST no tanks, and other Army vehicle weapons? Or you want to cut off on the air force and naval weapons?
OOC: :shock: Okay....We'll start over from there, okay? :lol:
Yes, GAMEFAQ, It was weird. Can you answer my question?
*back in time*
Paulina: Okay, I want just our 150,000 troops in naval transports to the beaches. On the double! Before their defenses strengten!
Army Commander: They'll be there by the time (OOC: you read this! w00t)
(OOC: A Civil War? I'm guessing it had something to do with a TOS Violation.
(OOC: A Civil War? I'm guessing it had something to do with a TOS Violation.
:? wha?
(OOC: A Civil War? I'm guessing it had something to do with a TOS Violation.
Is LUE finding me again?
Do you go on GameFAQs
IC:
Tom Runch:Colodian troops are heading towards GameFAQ
Cindy Grater:The Army is ready on the beaches ready to kill?
Tom Runch:Yes, all 15 million of them
Cindy Grater:Tell the ships to kill all ships that do not stop within 5 miles of them if they do not stop.
Tom Runch:Yes M'am
The Imperial Military
05-06-2004, 19:23
OOC: 15 million? I understand you used to be in a Civil War, but that's way too much for a nation that hasn't been in war for years.
I always have my troops prepared
(OOC: I do...almost daily. And no, I don't have anything to do with Life, The Universe, and Everything Else (isn't that what it stands for?), although sometimes I wish I did.)
(OOC: I do...almost daily. And no, I don't have anything to do with Life, The Universe, and Everything Else (isn't that what it stands for?), although sometimes I wish I did.)
*is a former LUEser Veteran*
That's why I got into GameFAQ's original Civil War. I happened to be searching for LUEsers the day I found him.
(OOC: I do...almost daily. And no, I don't have anything to do with Life, The Universe, and Everything Else (isn't that what it stands for?), although sometimes I wish I did.)
*is a former LUEser Veteran*
That's why I got into GameFAQ's original Civil War. I happened to be searching for LUEsers the day I found him.
Why are you a former LUEser? did you get BANNINATED?
(OOC: I do...almost daily. And no, I don't have anything to do with Life, The Universe, and Everything Else (isn't that what it stands for?), although sometimes I wish I did.)
*is a former LUEser Veteran*
That's why I got into GameFAQ's original Civil War. I happened to be searching for LUEsers the day I found him.
Why are you a former LUEser? did you get BANNINATED?
yes...yes I did
and yes....your numbers are way too high
Okay i'll lower it to 10 million
I haven't got BANNINATED ever
When was your last visit to LUE?
http://www.arcn08.dsl.pipex.com/
History of LUE
OOC: On the final days of December, before the new ToS came into effect. A lot of LUEsers threatened LUEicide and got baleeted, including me. I don't know what happened after, except I heard from someone that a Nazi-mod has got the whole board in check
And 10 million is still too high, unless you wish to acknowledge that...The Imperial Military has 20 million (seeing as how he is a unique nation)
OOC: On the final days of December, before the new ToS came into effect. A lot of LUEsers threatened LUEicide and got baleeted, including me. I don't know what happened after, except I heard from someone that a Nazi-mod has got the whole board in check
And 10 million is still too high, unless you wish to acknowledge that...The Imperial Military has 20 million (seeing as how he is a unique nation)
OOC: On the final days of December, before the new ToS came into effect. A lot of LUEsers threatened LUEicide and got baleeted, including me. I don't know what happened after, except I heard from someone that a Nazi-mod has got the whole board in check
And 10 million is still too high, unless you wish to acknowledge that...The Imperial Military has 20 million (seeing as how he is a unique nation)
OOC: On the final days of December, before the new ToS came into effect. A lot of LUEsers threatened LUEicide and got baleeted, including me. I don't know what happened after, except I heard from someone that a Nazi-mod has got the whole board in check
And 10 million is still too high, unless you wish to acknowledge that...The Imperial Military has 20 million (seeing as how he is a unique nation)
the New TOS never came into effect
I think that "Nazi-Mod" was yuuwakku(sp?)?
My military is 7 million, I that good enough?
OOC: On the final days of December, before the new ToS came into effect. A lot of LUEsers threatened LUEicide and got baleeted, including me. I don't know what happened after, except I heard from someone that a Nazi-mod has got the whole board in check
And 10 million is still too high, unless you wish to acknowledge that...The Imperial Military has 20 million (seeing as how he is a unique nation)
the New TOS never came into effect
I think that "Nazi-Mod" was yuuwakku(sp?)?
My military is 7 million, I that good enough?
I heard a BethanyM...
Anyways, so long as I have 7 million and tIM has....whatever amount...since he's friggin unique
BethanyM, LUE hates BethanyM.
http://www.arcn08.dsl.pipex.com/
BethanyM, LUE hates BethanyM.
http://www.arcn08.dsl.pipex.com/
http://www.arcn08.dsl.pipex.com/Fads/73genders.htm
*points to self*
I made the topic...I never intended to post 3 genders
*goes to find out how to correct this*
Ahh LUE...It's been 6 months and 11 days since I left you...and you still amaze me with your hilarious tactics and strength in numbers.
*sigh*
everytime I see someone from LUE...or a webpage about LUE...I get slightly depressed that I am no longer a part of it.
Kinda like a President who resigned and wants in on Presidency again.
Are you seeing slight similarities between LUE and NS? :shock:
the mods = CJay....eeksdee
*sigh*
everytime I see someone from LUE...or a webpage about LUE...I get slightly depressed that I am no longer a part of it.
Kinda like a President who resigned and wants in on Presidency again.
Are you seeing slight similarities between LUE and NS? :shock:
the mods = CJay....eeksdee
Math Murderer and Sashanan are the best mods evar.
Ceej excLUEded LUE
Gamespot merged with Gamefaqs (They can't speak english, this is how they talk. taht game is teh 1337 sux0r3)
Arcon has been BANNINATED
*sigh*
everytime I see someone from LUE...or a webpage about LUE...I get slightly depressed that I am no longer a part of it.
Kinda like a President who resigned and wants in on Presidency again.
Are you seeing slight similarities between LUE and NS? :shock:
the mods = CJay....eeksdee
Math Murderer and Sashanan are the best mods evar.
Ceej excLUEded LUE
Gamespot merged with Gamefaqs (They can't speak english, this is how they talk. taht game is teh 1337 sux0r3)
Arcon has been BANNINATED
w00t...Arcon is banned!!!! lol st0p...your giving me t3g b0n4r! [/LUEjoke]
*ahem* I thought Crimson Assassin was LUE's favorite mod.
and what do you mean by excLUEded? Was LUE finally disbanded?
*sigh*
everytime I see someone from LUE...or a webpage about LUE...I get slightly depressed that I am no longer a part of it.
Kinda like a President who resigned and wants in on Presidency again.
Are you seeing slight similarities between LUE and NS? :shock:
the mods = CJay....eeksdee
Math Murderer and Sashanan are the best mods evar.
Ceej excLUEded LUE
Gamespot merged with Gamefaqs (They can't speak english, this is how they talk. taht game is teh 1337 sux0r3)
Arcon has been BANNINATED
w00t...Arcon is banned!!!! lol st0p...your giving me t3g b0n4r! [/LUEjoke]
*ahem* I thought Crimson Assassin was LUE's favorite mod.
and what do you mean by excLUEded? Was LUE finally disbanded?
CJayC made it so ONLY PEOPLE WHO SIGNED UP FOR LUE(January 1-15) can acess LUE
ugh....that's sickening. As if not allowing anymore newbies into LUE wasn't enough.
I remember SteriLUEzation. Man...I helped get Cjay's thread to 500 in under 5 minutes or so. :lol:
CJay's a jerk. Always has, always will I suppose.
I guess LUE is now a dead dream?
only 5847 people signed up for LUE(Someone made a guestbook on LUE after excLUEsion and 5847 people posted)
oooh....
ahh well...back to the war. My President is nearing elections and Colodia still has 4 million troops to ship to GameFAQ!
Cindy Grater:Is The 7 Million man army is guarding the beaches in case Colodian Troops get past the Anti Aircraft and boats
Tom Runch:Yes they are
Hmmhmm...
Basically, I get my 7 million troops to your beaches after a 1-week long fight over how many troops we have. Our troops meet up with your troops annddd....
(OOC: :lol: , Sorry. I am just at a loss for good RPing right now. It'll be different on my next post)
The Imperial Military
17-06-2004, 05:19
If he has 7 mill...I should have something like 15 million or so. I mean...I'm built to wage war!
OOC: OOooo....a 22 million man army invading....
(bump)
Is this RP dead?
If I am not on for a while, it will be because i will be building a computer
it''s going...REALLY slow...
kinda sad...could've been good