NationStates Jolt Archive


Leader's Mother's Back Broken In Odd Twist Of Fate

Castillovania
11-05-2004, 05:00
In an odd twist of fate, Count Luv, the strangely hypnotic leader of Castillovania came with tragic news after stepping on a crack on Mother’s Day. Upon stepping on the crack, his mother’s back mysteriously cracked, as with the old urban rhyme. Doctors are unsure whether or not she will make a full recovery and are seeking the medical knowledge of outside countries to ensure her further safety. Count Luv was unavailable for comment.
The Burnsian Desert
11-05-2004, 05:22
We send a fruit basket and our condolences.
Anasia
11-05-2004, 05:55
:shock: I hope Count Luv plans to stay in bed on Father's Day.
Slayn
16-05-2004, 18:51
In an effort to keep national sanctity among those in Lodoss, Slayn is to provide medical and magical health care for the mother of the leader of the strangely dark and mysterious nation of Castillovania. It was noted that upon entering into Castillovania, Slayn's top physicians heard the hypnotic voice of the leader ringing throughout the speakers saying "Welcome to Castillovania," much like Dracula in the intro of the old 80's show Captain N, the Game Master.