NationStates Jolt Archive

...renamed the days of the week and months to family members names, outlawed beards and forbidden circuses.

That's nice.

good for you. Now excuse me, I think I have to go out and get some milk.

and.....?
what do want, a blue peter badge?

and.....?
what do want, a blue peter badge?

A swift backhand would be more apropriate

and.....?
what do want, a blue peter badge?

i got one of those! don't take the pi$$

To nuke or not to nuke, that is the question...

OOC: Speaking of outlawing beards, technically, in Massachusetts, you need a liscence to have a goatee in public....sorry I had to say :D

Thats wonderful. Now excuse me, I have to pick up my mail order bride at the airport.

and.....?
what do want, a blue peter badge?

i got one of those! don't take the pi$$

lol im so jealous :cry:

Hahahahh i don't think anyone cares if your president outlaws beards and rename days and the months...... :lol:

so, what day is it then today in your region?

Like that stupid French Republic calendar which got ditched because everyone was getting confused?

Like that stupid French Republic calendar which got ditched because everyone was getting confused?
actaually, people were (surprisingly enough) not getting confused. it was ditched as part of the Concordate between Napoleon and the Pope. You know, kis-kiss hug-hug, close the revolutionary parenthesis and get back in bed with the Church, typical reactionary.

We've decided to send a man named Huzo Nobly to your country. He will never remember your new calendar, has a beard long enough to touch his knees, and runs a three ring circus which he will bring to your country.