NationStates Jolt Archive

The nation of Khallosia has recently found a large tract of uranium under a rain forest and seeks buyers for this potentionally dangerous resource. Cheap prices! 3 day sale, only at KhalSave!

A mysterious man in a black suit arrives, identifying himself as an agent working for the Zoogie government's DENP agency.

"I'll be frank," he says briefly. "How much have you got, and how much will you sell it for?"

A helicopter lands at the capital, and five men get out, one in a grayish blue suit, the others in black and holding AK-47 Light Versions,

"What we are about to do is private, how much yeh got, and how much is it for?" Vice President Doug Vallance says taking off his sunglasses.

Currently, I have enough uranium to create 3 nuclear missles. I am willing to sell enough uranium for 1 missle. Empty warhead cone included! How about §5,000,000 khals for both? Of course, the price will fluctuate depending on currency conversion....

"Don't worry about conversions, the folks back at the DDA (defense agency) will convert it for you when we wire the money. It'll work out; we'll pay the sum requested and allow you to keep the warhead cone. Deal?"

First people first. So, Zoogie Person....deal. Say, Truitt, want the warhead cone?

"Thank you. My superiors will be very pleased. You will find the money has been wired," said the agent.

No, the cone is not needed, we have enough unarmed wareheads to level the states of californa, just that we wish to have very little notice of our nuclear power, and no uranium source in our nation, plus the Raptior Special Forces (Secret Service) will change the currecny, just say exactly how much I'll be getting, and the money will be wired imediatly (i am currently going offline so I will check back tommarow for confermation)

--Truitt

We will buy the Uranium. Money wired upon confirmation, and could you please give us a Missile with it?.