Inbredsburg
06-05-2004, 07:08
After nearly a century of intercene warfare, the tiny island nation of Inbredsburg declared it's independence last Wednesday from the nation of Wetnaps. Part of an obscure chain of islands in the South Pacific, Inbredsburg's historical monarch, Prince Humbert, has finally reclaimed power on the island and militia forces have started drving the Wenapsian defenders from the island.
Fighting appears to be at its worst around the northern coastal regions, where surprised Wetnapsian troops have dug into the rocky terrain and await aid.
The militia forces have already claimed several key production facilities, including the island's uranium/coffee plantations, where from which Wetnaps has historically exported their famous Illuminated Brew.
When asked to comment, Prince Humbert's general secretary proclaimed, "It is a glorious day for Inbredsburg. It is a glorious day for all the people of the world, and we hope soon to show those who are less fortunate, or more ignorant, just what a little hard work and an imposed lifestyle can do."
Fighting appears to be at its worst around the northern coastal regions, where surprised Wetnapsian troops have dug into the rocky terrain and await aid.
The militia forces have already claimed several key production facilities, including the island's uranium/coffee plantations, where from which Wetnaps has historically exported their famous Illuminated Brew.
When asked to comment, Prince Humbert's general secretary proclaimed, "It is a glorious day for Inbredsburg. It is a glorious day for all the people of the world, and we hope soon to show those who are less fortunate, or more ignorant, just what a little hard work and an imposed lifestyle can do."