Axis of Chaos: Trade Summit Part One
Location: Kallistopolis, Brogona
Venue: Brogona International java fresco house of Eris resort.
Security: Excessive
Firstly I would Like to welcome all the delegates to the Trade summit. It is good to see so many of you here to discuss the forging of stronger relations among discordian nations. I would like to invite anyone with a trade-related issue to come to the floor and with that we will open the summit.
Thankyou.
Discordian Radishes
07-05-2004, 15:37
Location: Texas, State of Dystopia (S.O.D.)
Venue: The Psychedelic Grassy Knoll
Security: Two Nymphomaniacal Lesbian horse trainers.
The Radishes of The Discordian Rogue State would like to address the trade of people and children from states occupied by Dictatorial and Democratic Republic Governments for goods. An "Association" (state) has already been appropriated by The Radishes of Discord to help re entry into natural states of chaos. We are prepared to trade large amounts of Bratwurst Sauerkraut and refried beans looted from our former overlord of the 10th dimension. Our motive in bringing this point to the floor is that we have large tracts of land that are unoccupied and we are in desperate need of pickers for the sauerkraut bushes. :wink: We also see the need for eradicating dictatorial and Demo Repubs base of power . The taking of responsibility. Thank you for your time and consideration.
F.O.D. (Foreign Object of Discord) Malignus The Malignant
The Republic of Brogona will lend it's vote to this proposal. We would Like to pledge our support for this proposal in the form of books and subversive manuscripts desaigned to encourage free thought and concern for one's fellow personages. we would also like to ask other members of the DAE if they would lend support to the donation of DAE meat products (mainly hotdogs) to this cause.
Discordian Radishes
09-05-2004, 17:00
We can supply a monthly tribute of bratwurst and mettwurst if so desired by the Emirates. Condiment manufacturing facilities will be completed at a population of 10 million. When we will be able to make a yearly tribute of sauerkraut and mustard.
F.O.D.
Malignus The Malignant
Zeeewong
11-05-2004, 01:51
the nomadic peoples of zeewong will donate as much of its meat supply as the DAE transports can carry.
the nomadic peoples of zeewong are also facing a population density issue. we are searching for a like-minded country to open immigration agreements with.