NationStates Jolt Archive

The high sultan and bearer of the staff of a thousand fangs announces his intention to exterminate all ugly girls. If any region has ugly girls within my borders they have 24 hours to evacuate them before extermination.

the reason for this mass killing is purly the whim of the Sultan and can not be over ruled

If any nation's girls classed as ugly are within my borders after the 24 hour evacuation time they will be gassed like the others and their corpses used to fuel the factorys producing mighty machines of war.
:twisted:

OOC:you lanking git, I outta smash you for that right now, there are a very, very few people on this site that will tolerate the kind of mass death you're talking about, and i'm not one of them,

IC: the Jitanese Empire formally protests these actions in the strongest possible terms

If you want to kill off half your country's gene pool, that'll be the way to do it.

on the contary their are very few ugly girls in my country

(they have already been killed by the mob)

I feel you have been influenced by Homer Simpsons' "No Fat Chicks" policies :lol:

never heard of them

I demand 200 Million USD For the Deaths of my two sixth form students in your nation. Pay up asswipe, or die.

the Jitanese Imperium issues an ultimatum to TDV, if you persist in attempting to destroy at least a quarter of your population, you will bring the might of the Empire down upon yourself,

I demand 200 Million USD For the Deaths of my two sixth form students in your nation. Pay up asswipe, or die.

they will make fuel worth 20 us dollars you can have that

No I will have 200 Million Dollars. Now.

I'm killing 30 million people and no one cares and this guy kills a few girls and everyone is in a state of panic

I demand 200 Million USD For the Deaths of my two sixth form students in your nation. Pay up asswipe, or die.

i have allies you may not want to mess with

I'm killing 30 million people and no one cares and this guy kills a few girls and everyone is in a state of panic

your killing 30 million good one :twisted:

OOC: I feel the urge to crush you!!!! But my country's too small... could somone else crush him?

IC: The Praetonian Government fears for the ilves of the 12 women who were in your country when this declaration was made. Can you inform us of their wearabouts and what kind of condition they are in.

On another note we detest your horrible acts of cruelty and ask you to dissist.

Hey dont call my riend an asswipe or ill nuce u :twisted:

Ah well... I guess no one cares about genocide not seen since WW2

Hey dont call my riend an asswipe or ill nuce u :twisted:

Oh God...please don't "nuce" him! :roll:

Prepare to get nuced!

Prepare to get nuced!

HP= nuced

NOT THE NUCE!

hey can someone crush that little country cos im to small ive only got nuces cos the the deadly viper gave me them

Look Viper or whatever your called, either pay me the dosh or pay me your sovereignty... its a choice.


OMG!!!!111111 NUT TEH NUCZZ!!!1111

Hog be careful or he'll nuce you

Hey dont call my riend an asswipe or ill nuce u :twisted:

OOC: Wow his foregin ministry doesnt like to the word 'asswipe' being used in Diplomatic proceedings, so to demonstrate their professionalism they spell 'friend' incorrectly and then threaten to use their 'nuceular weapons'. Which is then followed by a strange face. If only politicis were really like this...

Edit: OOC: Im bigger than you, nucer guy.

Hog be careful or he'll nuce you

I nuce teh wurld!

NOES!!!11 HP PLS GIV ME NUC SHEELD!

i know it ould be so much fun
FRIEND

automagfreek=nuced with BBQ sause

WOULD
sorry cant spell :oops:

NOES!!!11 HP PLS GIV ME NUC SHEELD!

1 h4v3 t3h 4nt1-sh33ld nucZ!!!!1111

1 4m t3h w1nn4r!!!!!!!

No Wooley, you stay the hell out or maybe ill 'Nuce' your ass and you'll fall over and hit Viper.

automagfreek=nuced with BBQ sause

Automagfreek=pwninated

The High Sultan of the Dictatorship of TrippKatz thinks the eradication of less than sightly women is a heinous crime. They, if the Sultan of Deadly Viper allows, would be much more useful as slaves. Your economy would do much better and the leaders of other countries wouldn't be so angry. Anyways if war breaks The Kamikaze Land of Lost Minds sides with Deadly Viper. All else will BURN! :evil:

The High Sultan of the Dictatorship of TrippKatz thinks the eradication of less than sightly women is a heinous crime. They, if the Sultan of Deadly Viper allows, would be much more useful as slaves. Your economy would do much better and the leaders of other countries wouldn't be so angry. Anyways if war breaks The Kamikaze Land of Lost Minds sides with Deadly Viper. All else will BURN! :evil:

[quote="Praetonia"]OOC: I feel the urge to crush you!!!! But my country's too small... could somone else crush him?

IC: The Praetonian Government fears for the ilves of the 12 women who were in your country when this declaration was made. Can you inform us of their wearabouts and what kind of condition they are in

the twelve women if ugly will be gassed within 6 hours now if not you have nothing to fear

The High Sultan of the Dictatorship of TrippKatz thinks the eradication of less than sightly women is a heinous crime. They, if the Sultan of Deadly Viper allows, would be much more useful as slaves. Your economy would do much better and the leaders of other countries wouldn't be so angry. Anyways if war breaks The Kamikaze Land of Lost Minds sides with Deadly Viper. All else will BURN! :evil:

Thank you for your advice and support for your trobles i give you 2000 slaves to serve you yet I have plenty to go around in my country
and do not need any myself

Does your government consider them ugly? In other words, are you going to murder Praetonian citizens in front of our noses for no good reason?

THATS IT ! YOU HAVE NOT PAID, NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!

Team Alpha Omega Zulu to your helicopter's, repeat, Team Alpha Omega Zulu to your helicopters

The ten men of AOZ, Hogsweatian Red Special Service's, jumped into their Virosky V56 and chugged off to a nearby carrier...

The carrier Involuoblos was operating off the coast of Old Hogsweat at the time, and it immediately set sail for The Deadly Vipe as soon as it had its order's. The crew's were told to ready up, and they prepared their twenty five Mig27's for combat.

THATS IT ! YOU HAVE NOT PAID, NOW SUFFER THE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!

Team Alpha Omega Zulu to your helicopter's, repeat, Team Alpha Omega Zulu to your helicopters

The ten men of AOZ, Hogsweatian Red Special Service's, jumped into their Virosky V56 and chugged off to a nearby carrier...

you asked for it 20 and 21st squadrons of serpant tonge heavy fighters dispatched on patroll
of the borders backed up by 5 units of the smaller cobra tails

ooc:nothing will get past my patrolls

your aircraft carrier will hit my land mines

Stats on Serpent Tounge fighters?

The Carrier's approached, and upon picking up any fighters on radar, Involuoblous launched its complement of Mig27H's.

Pilot Danny Mushtins checked his plane. Ready for combat. Cannon ammo full -
Zistar missiles - count eight.

your aircraft carrier will hit my land mines

LMAO!!!!

:lol:

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA OMG!!!!!!!!!
:D :D :D :D :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Sorry mate, Aircraft Carrier's are sea based.

The high sultan and bearer of the staff of a thousand fangs announces his intention to exterminate all ugly girls. If any region has ugly girls within my borders they have 24 hours to evacuate them before extermination.

the reason for this mass killing is purly the whim of the Sultan and can not be over ruled

If any nation's girls classed as ugly are within my borders after the 24 hour evacuation time they will be gassed like the others and their corpses used to fuel the factorys producing mighty machines of war.
:twisted:


Can you define ugly without referring to yourself?

Since you have failed to inform us of the condition our citizens are in, we have dispatched 10 PEA-23 Fighter/Bombers to support Hogsweat.

Secret IC to Hogsweat

If The Deadly Viperian autorities do not return our citizens we will support you in any military action you take against them.

Sorry mate, Aircraft Carrier's are sea based.

[quote="Hogsweat"]Stats on Serpent Tounge fighters?

the serpant tongue is a large slow aircraft reling on its incredible armour and v. powerful venom A to A missiles to get the other aircraft first

the cobras tail is the oposite reling in speed and manuvrability to destroy the enemy

automagfreek=nuced with BBQ sause

Automagfreek=pwninated

OH NOES!

WHY GAS THEM :?: USE THEM AS CANNON FODDER.........MORE FUN :!:

OR YOU COULD ALWAYS INFECT THEM WITH SMALLPOX AND SEND
THEM ON "HOLIDAY" TO AN ENEMY NATION.............................NICE

AS FOR RUNNING THEM OVER WITH TANKS 8)

Since you have failed to inform us of the condition our citizens are in, we have dispatched 10 PEA-23 Fighter/Bombers to support Hogsweat.

Secret IC to Hogsweat

If The Deadly Viperian autorities do not return our citizens we will support you in any military action you take against them.

your citezens are free to go if they please it is not our falt if they choose to stay they now have3 hours left

WHY GAS THEM :?: USE THEM AS CANNON FODDER.........MORE FUN :!:

OR YOU COULD ALWAYS INFECT THEM WITH SMALLPOX AND SEND
THEM ON "HOLIDAY" TO AN ENEMY NATION.............................NICE

AS FOR RUNNING THEM OVER WITH TANKS 8)

gassing is cheap and efficient and the corpses can be used as fuel though some of your suggestions are cool

i think ill have some of those entertainments at my birthday party

your aircraft carrier will hit my land mines

oops i ment sea mines

Since you have failed to inform us of the condition our citizens are in, we have dispatched 10 PEA-23 Fighter/Bombers to support Hogsweat.

Secret IC to Hogsweat

If The Deadly Viperian autorities do not return our citizens we will support you in any military action you take against them.

your citezens are free to go if they please it is not our falt if they choose to stay they now have3 hours left

Our citzens have been removed from your country by Presidential Helicopter. Quite frankly we find your actions dispicable.

despicable but good entertainment :twisted:

Luckily the Magdhan Females in your nation have taken refuge in my embassy.

I am sending a heavy helicopter to pick them and my diplomats in your nation up.

Attacking my embassy or the helocopter will result in military action.

YOU SICK....
You shouldn't judge women by how they look! If I had any better mind I would invade and destroy your country and burn what's left of it!

Several embassy personell and tourists have been reported to have been murdered within your sick nation. The people demand justice! Thus we shall use a Pokemon Trainer and Jedi Knight Division to wipe your government off the face of the Earth and replace it with something better!

Over 2000 youths have been dispatched to the area. Flying on Pidgeots, Charizards, and LAATs, and utilizing the Knight Justice battle group, the boys and girls have been battle-trained and are ready to fight for justice. Begun, the Poke/Jedi Invasion has!
Bombing runs by our fighters and bombers has begun softening up targets so the youths can attack.

Now, prepare for the wrath of our creatures!

The helicopters have loaded magdhan citizens and diplomatic staff from the embassy aboard. We are currently flying off, any attempt at interception will bring about all out war.

I need a freindly nation with a nearby carrier to allow me to land and refuel the helicopter there. Magdha will repay you generously.

Maharaja Chandragupta of Magdha.

[code:1:2f2bae8540]To: Magdha
Your wish has been granted. The [i]Knight Justice[/i] Nimitz-class aircraft carrier is ready to recieve you.
From: Admiral Swenson.[/code:1:2f2bae8540]

Thank you coreworlds.

We will be sending your head of state a golden hilted sword with a finley made and ruby encrusted blade. It is made by the greatest metalsmith in magdha.

Maharaja Chandragupta of Magdha.

Thank you! The Emperor loves collecting swords! He is a sword user himself.

OOC: I'm guessing that the deadly vipers couldn't get a date.

nvm

nvm

To: The deadly viper Diplomats
From: Vrak Diplomatic Corps
Subject: recent events

We really do not care what you do within your own borders. However, we would be remiss to overlook such an opportunity in terms of manpower. If you could please send us any people that you plan to execute we would be delighted.

Please give us a rough estimate of how many people you are going to execute and I'm sure we can negotiate on how many we can transport to our own nation.

Be advised that any trickery on your part will result in your nation's destruction, since we have little patience for deceit.

OOC: Guess I'm a bit bored and also feeling a bit nice.

This is the longest Ive laughed alone on the internet for a long, long time.

The Dominion of Kanuckistan has no ugly people, thanks in large part to a privatly funded, government-monitored Citizenry Buitification Initive, covering both genetic and surgical methods.

We'd be glad to offer your undesired female population access to this program, provided that they are given the option of either emigrating to another country or returning to your land.

-15 million marines are dispatched to vipers , simply because our ruler is insane and he feels like it.

these marines are ordered to dispatch of the sultan , our ruler does not like sultanas, and sultan sounds too close to the name, therefore our esteemed ruler dispatches 177 bombers and 227 fighters to blow up all of the factories , also our migty ruler decided to launch all of hyperspatial travels yearly faeces and urine
- 300 , 050 , 070 , 000 tons , onto the sultans palace beofore invading , this poo-bomb is used agains enemies who deserve nothing more , as it is probably their main food supply

as a whim , our ruler takes back all the troops , but decides this is a good way to dispose of our waste

OOC OK I HATE YOU I WILL CRUSH YOU YOU HAVE NO CHANCE!!!!!!!! By the way the Emperor's own men are our defences. So we are attacking you with half my army. That is 13 million warrior. So prepare to die.

IC Stefan was sething with rage. How Dare someone do this. People are people and that is that. He picked up the phone and rang every Family lord and lady there was that had trop s to spare.
"GET...YOUR....MEN...READY...FOR...WAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
He then rang his best general.
"Deleware, Be ready. We are taking the northen tunnel to The deadly Viper. He will be destroyed. NO MERCY TO ANY ONE WHO FIGHTS FOR HIM!!!!!"

OOC: Uh, Lesser Tsurani, little guy. you can't send half your armed forces anywhere. that's:
A. Godmodding, because of the logistics headache.
B. Impossible, because I doubt you have the airlift OR sealift capability
C. Not good, because someone could invade you easily.
D. it will be overcrowding, as this is a small nation. Notice i only sent 2000 troops (granted they're kids, but still) to the battlefield.

Magdha has sucessfully returned the delgates and citizens to Magdha.

If your citizens have taken refuge in an embassy Magdha will send airlift to transport them across the border.

Deadly Viper- If this genocide does not cease I will invade!!!!

Maharaja Chandragupta of Magdha.

I have 3 million marines standing by beocuse this massicure is unjust!

All though I do agree witht he old fassioned Firring Squad/Gassing way of autodeath, and the desposal ether dropping on enemy soil or in burnners for fuel, I am agenst the reason for this, if it were Bonecrucherians then I would be more than happy to send you 300 POWs I have in my possetion (mainly becouse i hate doing ym dirty work) and in return, you will reseave 20 M-16 modified rifles, with high net mass rocket launcher attachable to the bottom barrel.

So what do you say? gass a few Bonecrusherians in public, and yeh get 20 of these nice guns?

--Truitt

Little child nation, see what I posted above about your so-called 3 million marines.

and NO.

So you want to kill POWS? That is inhumane. You are just as bad as this Deadly Viper.

Maharajah Chandragupta of Magdha.

OOC: Ah, I wash my hands of this monkeyness.

OOC
1. Logistics are bad, but I am prepared to make that sacrifice.
2. My nation is based underground so we can get to places by tunnels
3. As I am underground I have all routes in succured
4. OK. Well I only did this to show you all the answers. I was a bit PO at the time as we are having Mid term tests so I was ticked off and not thinking clearly. I will reduce the number to....5000.