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the armed forces of cloudsbody launched icbms at the clear freedom plant last night

you dare to attack us we declare war on u for this target cloudsbody and launch nuclear weapons

:lol:

*laughs hysterically*

Whew... Thanks, we needed that, we all needed to lighten up!

Now, both of you, who are the same person obviously, begone. Take this to the International Incidents forum, they also need to lighten up there.

[tag for horrible RPing :P ]

Not in the UN forum you don't!

Best. RP. Ever.

How to Create a Terrible RP in 5 Easy Steps
1) Register a nation with a name taken from a well-known RPG game you just played.
2) Threaten to n00k months-old nations until you realise no-one wants to play with you.
3) Register another nation with another name taken from a well-known RPG.
4) Post a godmodding n00b-n00k war against your other self.
5) Repeat step 4 ad nauseum.

No more marvelling at the n00bishness of others!
No more living in awe of n00b nations' 1000's of n00ks!
Now you too can be an annoying n00b - Just follow the simple 5-step programme above!

Disclaimer: Kelonian States takes no responsibility for loss of intelligence or social skills following use of this programme.

[tag for horrible RPing :P ]

I second

If you want to keep you sanity don't read this.

3) Register another nation with another name taken from a well-known RPG.Ah, but you're forgetting that it has to be the same RPG, with a hero/villian tie to the first nation, so that it's painstakingly obvious that the nations are controlled by the same person. :wink:

OOC:

OMG I LUNCH N00KRZZZ!!!!111 AT J00!!1 ALL DIEDIEDIE MWAHAHAHA!!!11 IM SOOOOO000 1337!!

at least he chose a good RPG... lol, i'll give him credit for that..

1 1/\/ \/ /-\])3 j00 \/\/17[-] 100000000zero000zerozerozero /\/\07(_)r1(l3 /\/1735!!!!121!!onetwothreefour!!!112onemillion!!1!

OOC: Damn sephrioth, I wasn't impressed a month or so ago when I posted that few paragraphs pointing out your obvious lack of any and all skill using the english language. But now, you just seemed to have gotten worse. Have you ever heard of correct english, grammar and that sort of thing?

No? That's what I thought. You deserved to be deeted back then, and you still do.

This is funny. I've seen few nations declare war on another of their own nations. You are persistant.

I'm also ashamed to [tag] this. It's like a dirty little pleasure.

Keep up the bad work Sephrioth.

not only is it bad for all the above reasons, you don't have tactical awareness what so ever. What kind of of idiot would waste an ICBM on a friggin power plant? If anything you could have have a special forces team blow it up. Save your missiles for major targets of military importance.

Oh come on...even if this isn't a good RP, not everyone takes roleplays seriously, or bothers to learn about military information...so what? If he wants to have his own roleplay with himself, let him have it and don't make meaningless posts in his thread. Lighten up.

Wait, did I just...? :lol:

Oh come on...even if this isn't a good RP, not everyone takes roleplays seriously, or bothers to learn about military information...so what? If he wants to have his own roleplay with himself, let him have it and don't make meaningless posts in his thread. Lighten up.

Wait, did I just...? :lol:But y'see, his threads have devolved to the level of spam. These "wars" are of no signifigance to anyone.
And, as I side note, at least I did a good job and actually tricked people when I held a war against myself. ; )