Hamanistan
05-05-2004, 02:41
HNN Special News Broadcast:
At exactly 2:37AM today the Emperor of Hamanistan, Geoffrey Olander II was struck down with a sudden heart attack at the age of thirty-two.
The following statement was released by the Head of the Parliment, Nickolas Trovinsky, early today,
This is a terrible day in our nation's history. Not only have we lost one of our great leaders in the history of our country, we have also lost the last remaining member of the Olander family. With this sudden loss, I have asked the parliment to vote on an emergency issue that would place me in a temporary position of power. Whith that being said, I would like everyone to go home, and pray for the late Emperor Geoffrey Olander II's soul.
In a Secret message to the Minister of National Security:
[code]The poison worked perfectly. No one suspects anything, and by this time tommorrow night communism will reign supreme in Hamanistan. Long live the United Socialist States of Hamanistan!
At exactly 2:37AM today the Emperor of Hamanistan, Geoffrey Olander II was struck down with a sudden heart attack at the age of thirty-two.
The following statement was released by the Head of the Parliment, Nickolas Trovinsky, early today,
This is a terrible day in our nation's history. Not only have we lost one of our great leaders in the history of our country, we have also lost the last remaining member of the Olander family. With this sudden loss, I have asked the parliment to vote on an emergency issue that would place me in a temporary position of power. Whith that being said, I would like everyone to go home, and pray for the late Emperor Geoffrey Olander II's soul.
In a Secret message to the Minister of National Security:
[code]The poison worked perfectly. No one suspects anything, and by this time tommorrow night communism will reign supreme in Hamanistan. Long live the United Socialist States of Hamanistan!