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those greenskinz r so annoying they think they could handle bli blah! THey only have 16million people and me bli blah has over 400million people!! well i give him his wish me and him r goin to war! IM gonna blow those greenskinned losers to microscopic green pieces of flesh! :evil: :twisted:

Elaborate (and breathe)

Elaborate (and breathe) shut up or i blow u up too

What is a greenskin?

Breathe and use punctuation as well, reading this gives me a headache.

[size=0What is a greenskin?[/size]

Hahahaha good question :lol:

DG/\/7 53/\/dz 1289495761345793624 mtrcicle nights wth AK-47's 2 dfemd greenzkinz!!!!11!!onemillion!!!!1!one!!!
U WILL DYE CAUS U R STOOPIUD!!!

DG/\/7 53/\/dz 1289495761345793624 mtrcicle nights wth AK-47's 2 dfemd greenzkinz!!!!11!!onemillion!!!!1!one!!!
U WILL DYE CAUS U R STOOPIUD!!!

:lol:

Why does every n00b use this emoticon?

:twisted: or :evil:

SHUT UP OR I WLL NUKE U FREETINKERS! ALL WIL DYE!

SHUT UP OR I WLL NUKE U FREETINKERS! ALL WIL DYE!

:lol:

learn how to speak ENGLISH simpletons....

Bloody hell you are incompetent!

*pulls off his n00b mask*
Well, that was uncalled for.
*puts it back on*
NOOKZOR!

my brain fell out of my head.

my brain fell out of my head.

... and let us now turn over to the NEWS....


hahahha i'm s000 fuuny

my brain fell out of my head.

... and let us now turn over to the NEWS....


hahahha i'm s000 fuuny

I dont get that. Plz explain.

It's hard to explain.... But it's s0000 funny :lol: :lol:

Read it a couple of times.

Ah, SPAM!

:lol:

What is a greenskin? greenskinz is da name of his nation

greenskinz or greenskins?

What is a greenskin? greenskinz is da name of his nation

Greenskins is the name of a race called Orks in a Fantasy tabletop game.

It's kinda funny to watch 2 noobs going at each other like this. Wonder when greenskinz is going to show up

Proboably wont, I think hes a puppet, 5CNs if I remember.

Greenskinz is the nickname for orks in Warhammer 40k, you might not be going up against many of them, but god help you...

[OCC: Bump. Real post comin' soon.]

DG/\/7 53/\/dz 1289495761345793624 mtrcicle nights wth AK-47's 2 dfemd greenzkinz!!!!11!!onemillion!!!!1!one!!!
U WILL DYE CAUS U R STOOPIUD!!!
MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! I like you, Dontgonearthere!!

OCC: At the risk of whatever dignity I have, I will give Bli Blah a chance to actually have a somewhat coherent RP. I think Orc- and L33t-sp33k will destroy any hopes of this though.

IC: The meeting resembled a typical Orcish gathering. Pigs were skewered over numerous fires, and more charred meat covered the tables. Smoke and curses filled the massive corrugated-aluminum hall as the Orc warlords passed the time waiting for the Big Cleeva to speak.

As two warriors began smacking each other with pig legs, a dark mass emerged from the haze and shadows at the back of the building. A hush quickly came over the hall as Hurog Half-troll, Big Cleeva of Fleshcleaver Clan and undisputed ruler of the Greenskinz, mounted “da speekin plaze”. Well over six feet tall and weighing in at nearly 300 pounds, he was easily the biggest Orc in the room, probably the whole region. Briefly sweeping the gathered chiefs and “Big Wumps” with his eerie green eyes, he began his typically Orcish speech.

“Da Bliblahs think der da biggest, badest peoples around. Dey think we Greenskinz stoopid and weak. Think ther soooo gud cuz they gots lots of weaklies. Dey plannen to attack uz and try beat us. Well I sayz to hell with dat!” Orcs are not the hardest people to whip up, and some were already brandishing their shootas and choppas, shouting complicated chants such as ‘kill da bliblahs!’. “We gunna call up all da clanz, gonna take our weps and armer and give da Bliblahs one for! GREEN IZ GUD!”

The combination of swill, speech, and good old Orcish aggression took complete control of the Greenskinz. Leaping to their feet and overturning a good number of tables, they made the walls tremble with “GREEN IZ GUD! GREEN IZ GUD!”

Leaving “da speekin plaze”, Hurog returned to the back of the hall where his guest had watched his speech. The immaculate uniform of the Skeelzanian FS was conspicuously out of place in a Greenskinz war-meeting, but the knight had his orders. “A very…rousing speech, your honor. I shall report to my superiors immediately and assure them of your disdain of the Bli Blah threat. Our forces will be ready to assist you in the complete destruction of their forces.”

Hurog gave him a typical leering-grin and a clap on the shoulder, nearly dislocating it. “Yooz say fancy words and stuff, but I think yer ah Greenskinz at heart. Yoo tell yer Prince dat we barsh the Bliblahs gud, all hez gotta do is give us betta weapens. Come on, we get yooz sum pig.”

*sigh* How many nukes do you have bli blah? One hundred, two hundred thousand?


Also, that was the absolute worst declaration of war I have ever seen in my life.

*sigh* How many nukes do you have bli blah? One hundred, two hundred thousand?


Also, that was the absolute worst declaration of war I have ever seen in my life.
i dont use fancy words and stuff i just get to da point

Well use fancy words. Otherwise you sound like a pathetic idiot who never passed kindergarten

Can your somewhat sophomoric cortex cogitate that you are, in fact, classified by the NationStates Member Classification Organization as N00bicus Moronicus, or the 'Idiot N00b'?
There is still hope, however, my chimpy friend. Repent now and be saved! Someday, you may hope to be classified as Newbicus Educatus, or the 'Good Newb'.

Y'see, if you continue in your current manner, everybody is going to hate you forever. Insulting people wont help, especially if they offer your friendly advice. Now, respond to Greenskinz post in a non-stupid, non-godmoddish manner.
Your post does not have to be as long, but dont launch a million nukes at him, you dont have nukes. You most likely have an army of around 500,000, give or take a hundred thosand or so, armed with old Soviet style equipment, and maybe a few modern tanks, not many, but some.
And of course, you dont want this war to go on. Your might very well send diplomats to try to get Greenskinz to surrender.
His orcs might very well eat them, but if they do, thats a good exucse to try to get some allies.
And of course, if you start hurling insults again, people will simply ignore you and you can fade away like many n00bs before you.
Understand?
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¿Puede su cogitate algo sophomoric de la corteza que la organización de la clasificación del miembro de NationStates le, en hecho, clasifica como [ i]N00bicus Moronicus[/i ], o el 'Idiot N00b'? Hay esperanza inmóvil, sin embargo, mi amigo chimpy. ¡Se ahorre Repent ahora y! Algún día, usted puede esperar ser clasificado como [ i]Newbicus Educatus[/i ], o el 'Good Newb'. Y'see, si usted continúa de su manera actual, todos va a odiarle por siempre. La gente que insulta no ayudará, especialmente si ella ofrece su consejo amistoso. Ahora, responda al poste en un no-estu'pido, manera de Greenskinz del non-godmoddish. Su poste no tiene que ser como desea, sino no lanza millón de nukes en él, usted no tiene nukes. Usted tiene muy probablemente un ejército de alrededor 500.000, da o toma cientos thosand o así pues, armado con el viejo equipo soviético del estilo, y quizá algunos tanques modernos, no muchos, sino algunos. Y por supuesto, usted no quisiera que esta guerra se encendiera. Su fuerza envía muy bien a diplomatas para intentar conseguir Greenskinz entregarse. Sus orcs pudieron muy manar comen los, pero si lo hacen, thats un buen exucse para intentar conseguir a algunos aliados. Y por supuesto, si usted comienza a lanzar insultos otra vez, la gente no hará caso simplemente de usted y usted puede se descolora ausente como muchos n00bs antes de usted.
¿Entienda?
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Können Ihr ein wenig sophomoric Rinde cogitate, daß Sie tatsächlich durch die NationStates Mitgliedsklassifikation-Organisation wie [ i]N00bicus Moronicus[/i ] eingestuft werden, oder das 'Idiot N00b'? Es gibt ruhige Hoffnung jedoch mein chimpy Freund. Repent jetzt und wird gespeichert! Eines Tages können Sie hoffen wie eingestuft zu werden [ i]Newbicus Educatus[/i ] oder das 'Good Newb'. Y'see, wenn Sie in Ihrer gegenwärtigen Weise fortfahren, jeder wird Sie für immer hassen. Beleidigende Leute helfen nicht, besonders wenn sie Ihren freundlichen Rat anbieten. Jetzt reagieren Sie auf Greenskinz Pfosten in einem nicht-dummem, non-godmoddish Weise. Ihr Pfosten muß nicht wie sein sich sehnen, aber stößt Million nukes nicht an ihm, Sie haben nicht nukes aus. Sie am wahrscheinlichsten haben eine Armee von herum 500.000, geben oder nehmen hundert thosand oder so, bewaffnet mit alter sowjetischer Artausrüstung und möglicherweise einige moderne Behälter, nicht viele, aber einige. Und selbstverständlich, wünschen Sie diesen Krieg nicht weitergehen. Ihre Macht senden sehr gut Diplomaten, um zu versuchen, Greenskinz zu erhalten zu übergeben. Seine orcs konnten sie, aber, wenn sie, thats sehr gut essen ein gutes exucse, um zu versuchen, einige Verbündete zu erhalten. Und selbstverständlich, wenn Sie anfangen, Beleidigungen wieder zu schleudern, ignorieren Leute Sie einfach und Sie können verblassen weg wie viele n00bs vor Ihnen. Verstehen Sie?
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Могут ваше несколько sophomoric cogitate коркы что вы, в действительности, расклассифицированы организацией классифицирования члена NationStates как [ i]N00bicus Moronicus[/i ], или 'Idiot N00b'? Будет неподвижное упование, однако, мой chimpy друг. Repent теперь и было сохранено! Someday, вы можете понадеяться быть расклассифицированным как [ i]Newbicus Educatus[/i ], или 'Good Newb'. Y'see, если вы продолжаетесь в вашем в настоящее время образе, то каждое идет ненавидеть вас forever. Оскорбляя помощь wont людей, специально если они предлагают вашу содружественную консультацию. Теперь, ответьте к столбу в нон-tupoumnom, образу Greenskinz non-godmoddish. Ваш столб не должен быть как длиной, но старт dont миллион nukes на ем, вы dont имеете nukes. Вы most likely имеете армию вокруг 500.000, даете или принимаете 100 thosand или так, после того как вы подготовлены с старым советским оборудованием типа, и возможно немного самомоднейших баков, не много, но некоторые. И of course, вы dont хотите это войну пойти дальше. Ваша мощь very well посылает diplomats для того чтобы попытаться получить, что Greenskinz передала. Его orcs могли very well съесть их, но если они делают, то thats хорошее exucse для того чтобы попытаться получить некоторых союзников. И of course, если вы начинаете hurling оскорбления снова, то люди просто проигнорируют вас и вы можете увядаете отсутствующе как много n00bs перед вами. Поймите?

everybody i got an idea ... SHUT UP. Bli Blah can blow the crap out of all of you. Know one messes with Caucasian Guam. Want to know why ... because I said so. :x :x :twisted: :twisted:

Well use fancy words. Otherwise you sound like a pathetic idiot who never passed kindergarten --- hahaha ur sooo funny. Get a life you moron!

i will nuke all of you (excluding all caucasian guam members) greenzills (whatever you call it) doesnt stand a chance. IM beetle42590 (formamly known as Captain Wangs Return) and i am entering this war on the side of Bli Blah

WORSHIP CAUCASIAN GUAM :!:

My motorcycle knights block your nukes with atomic death chickens! Then thjey invade your capitol! U have lost!

My motorcycle knights block your nukes with atomic death chickens! Then thjey invade your capitol! U have lost! - Nice spelling asshole. You cant beat me. You cant see me ... and you know the dr!ll. want to know why ... because I just sent 5 a-bombs right in the heart of your nation. :!: :!: :!:

They dont work 'cause my secret agents disarmed them beforehand!
I know have the nuclear material from those bombs, I use it to make my own nukes and launch them at U!

They dont work 'cause my secret agents disarmed them beforehand!
I know have the nuclear material from those bombs, I use it to make my own nukes and launch them at U! nice try but my nation has one of the best militarys in nationstates. and with that military comes a good defense against nuclear attacks. you can try to nuke me but it wont work. so i will just send my airforce, navy, and military right at your nation. JUST TRY TO STOP ME. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! :!: :!: :!:

Your army mattters not. I am in another dimension protected by super-ion shields, I sent my nukes in through a stargate which U cannot go through. THey were teleported directly into yyour capitol and blown up .05 seconds later.

world war3 is under way Greenskinz and Dontgonearthere v.s. CAUCASIAN GUAM :twisted:

Lol DGNT. Keep going, this is pretty funny.

DGNT drops twenty ultra-gnomes on Bli-Blahs capitol, where they procede to eat his leader and any cheese present.

well no gnomes didnt do anything i have the highest economy level so i could afford good weapons and nukes but my military is more important than school in Bli BLah! So my sharpshooters on top of the caucasian house(bli balhs version of the white house where caucasian bob king of bli blah and caucasian guam) shot down all the gnomes along with all your dgnt's so nice try.

Don't forget DNGT Caucasian Drew (Secretary of Guam) is in this war and my pop. just doubled and my military is off the hizzy so i will send my air force right into your capital and it will be victory for Caucasian Guam. Because if you mess with Caucasian Bob, you mess with : Caucasian Sean, Caucasian Drew, Caucasian Franchesco and Caucasian TOFA (not really he's just the garbage man of C.G.) :!:

*Drops one billion rabid mecha hamsters*

But I use G-1000 model LMG's (Liquid Metal Gnomes), they re-form after you shoot them.
http://www.squidge.org/~mrs_fish/rp/wallpaper/t1000.jpg
MY GNOMES HAVE EATEN YOUR LEADER! THEY HAVE ALSO EATEN YOUR ARMY AND YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!

But I use G-1000 model LMG's (Liquid Metal Gnomes), they re-form after you shoot them.
http://www.squidge.org/~mrs_fish/rp/wallpaper/t1000.jpg
MY GNOMES HAVE EATEN YOUR LEADER! THEY HAVE ALSO EATEN YOUR ARMY AND YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS! = What the hell are you talking about. My army is still here and Caucasian Bob is alive and well. So whether drugs are illegal or legal, you hav to stop O.D.ing. Just for that stupid comment, I am going to set a blockade on your nation (just like the germans in WW1) so none of your navy can get through. CAUCASIAN GUAM FOR LIFE :!: :twisted: :!:

launched 4 c-bombs (caucasian bombs almost equivelant to the atomic bomb but only faster and more powerful.) I launched 2 at greenskinz and 2 at dontgonearthere capitols *boom boom* you guys are dead. Results show 600,001 people dead in the land of the greenskinz and 497,027 dead in dontgonearthere! also over night 3 Bli Blah spies posted speakers in Greenskinz and dontgonearthere capitols a total of 20 speakers were posted in each capitol! The speakers are saying *Blah blah blah, who gives? Cause Bli Blah is exclusive! Surrender and no one will get hurt anymore and if you surrender both of you will have to join CAUCASIAN GUAM!*

Cardassia Minor's 5th Battle Group will cut off supplies to Greenskinz and dontgothere. Remember my country is a future tech

all of us caucasian guam members will introduce ourselves Im caucasian Bob the UN DELEGATE of caucasian guam populatin is over 600million i am also the founder of caucasian guam. My military is on the top with the best and my economy is frightening which is the best level. :D

I am Caucasian Sean, leader of Cardassia Minor, I am a future tech nation meaning my technology is that of the 24 century

Can your somewhat sophomoric cortex cogitate that you are, in fact, classified by the NationStates Member Classification Organization as N00bicus Moronicus, or the 'Idiot N00b'?
There is still hope, however, my chimpy friend. Repent now and be saved! Someday, you may hope to be classified as Newbicus Educatus, or the 'Good Newb'.

Your post does not have to be as long, but dont launch a million nukes at him, you dont have nukes. You most likely have an army of around 500,000, give or take a hundred thosand or so, armed with old Soviet style equipment, and maybe a few modern tanks, not many, but some.
And of course, you dont want this war to go on. Your might very well send diplomats to try to get Greenskinz to surrender.

Just two things.

1) Call me radical but i tend to disagree. (s)He has a huge country. And a thriving economy. With a strong economy and a little ressearch most young countries could manage modern tech in a week. Assuming that they have small elite armies of course. (otherwise i have a .3% recruitment rate for no reason) because the spending isnt spread out.

But then i do spend $400000 per soldier on training and equipment and then about $40000 a year on wages and maintaining or replacing equipment before you even get to transport and vehicles.

HE could field approx 500000 elite will equipped men with a large division of tanks and some good equipment with no trouble at all, or ten times that with the poor equipment and training you talked about...

2) I want to see the encyclopedia n00bitannica or whatever its called. Could you telegram me the address. :)

Oh and hes still a huge n00b.

Betel:

U only think your army is still there cause my 31i73 [-]/-\><0rZ broke into your computers and programmed them to show you that your army was still there no matter what. We do not OD on drugs, we seem to hae won too much though.
Your blockade is innefective, 'cause im futuretech, I get supplies from orbit and I du the same 4 Greenskinz 'cause I like him better than you. If you dont like this, too bad, you should not have declared war on a futuretech nation.

Bli Blah:
Your C-bombs are deactivated by my super-secret death agents in MID AIR!!! They fall harmlessly to the ground in the middle of the desert, where they are reclaimed and re-armed by my agents, thy are then launched at u and destroy all ur cities in one fell sowope.
Your speekers dont work 'cause your stupid spies forget to connect them to the power-lines. They are then eaten by beavers.

Cassadissia Minor:
I shoot down your blokade from th esurface with nuclera missiles! All ur ships are gone!

NOtquiteaplace:
Were you inspired by my name? They look a bit similar :P
In any case, the Godmod Institute for n00bular Studies is here:
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=1
:P

Can your somewhat sophomoric cortex cogitate that you are, in fact, classified by the NationStates Member Classification Organization as N00bicus Moronicus, or the 'Idiot N00b'?
There is still hope, however, my chimpy friend. Repent now and be saved! Someday, you may hope to be classified as Newbicus Educatus, or the 'Good Newb'.

Your post does not have to be as long, but dont launch a million nukes at him, you dont have nukes. You most likely have an army of around 500,000, give or take a hundred thosand or so, armed with old Soviet style equipment, and maybe a few modern tanks, not many, but some.
And of course, you dont want this war to go on. Your might very well send diplomats to try to get Greenskinz to surrender.

Just two things.

1) Call me radical but i tend to disagree. (s)He has a huge country. And a thriving economy. With a strong economy and a little ressearch most young countries could manage modern tech in a week. Assuming that they have small elite armies of course. (otherwise i have a .3% recruitment rate for no reason) because the spending isnt spread out.

But then i do spend $400000 per soldier on training and equipment and then about $40000 a year on wages and maintaining or replacing equipment before you even get to transport and vehicles.

HE could field approx 500000 elite will equipped men with a large division of tanks and some good equipment with no trouble at all, or ten times that with the poor equipment and training you talked about...

2) I want to see the encyclopedia n00bitannica or whatever its called. Could you telegram me the address. :)

Oh and hes still a huge n00b. wow im a "noob" at least i dont live on this stupid website like all you other people, because i have a life and i get girls unlike you fags! :D

OOC:So you are presently not in front of a computer? And you dont have to resort to insults which really arent offensive? As it happens Im not that way inclined, but sitting in front of this screen is a symptom rather than a cure of my singularity, i assure you i have friends, but as its only 4pm here they wont be awake yet!

point proven.

IC: we will not take sides in this war. But our intellegence suggests that the forces of Bli Blah were drastically underestimated by Dontgonearthere.

OOC2: DGNT thanks, no its just an adaptation of my web name, heh, you're not that famous yet!

Betel:

U only think your army is still there cause my 31i73 [-]/-\><0rZ broke into your computers and programmed them to show you that your army was still there no matter what. We do not OD on drugs, we seem to hae won too much though.
Your blockade is innefective, 'cause im futuretech, I get supplies from orbit and I du the same 4 Greenskinz 'cause I like him better than you. If you dont like this, too bad, you should not have declared war on a futuretech nation.

Bli Blah:
Your C-bombs are deactivated by my super-secret death agents in MID AIR!!! They fall harmlessly to the ground in the middle of the desert, where they are reclaimed and re-armed by my agents, thy are then launched at u and destroy all ur cities in one fell sowope.
Your speekers dont work 'cause your stupid spies forget to connect them to the power-lines. They are then eaten by beavers.

Cassadissia Minor:
I shoot down your blokade from th esurface with nuclera missiles! All ur ships are gone!

NOtquiteaplace:
Were you inspired by my name? They look a bit similar :P
In any case, the Godmod Institute for n00bular Studies is here:
http://s6.invisionfree.com/International_Mall/index.php?showforum=1
:Pfirst of all it is impossible to deactivate a c-bomb they only explode it is in possible to stop once launched plus c-bombs would have no effect on Bli Blah because Bli Blah has bomb defence and people that gun bombs down from the marine base on the border of Bli Blah in the city of Letizia. Also all nukes and bombs Bli Blah makes are programed to not explode near certain ares of the world like by allied nations or itslef. This is possible because the c-bombs have a map system along w/ a compass built inside so it knows direction.

OOC: Bugger, Im not?

IC:
DGNT would like to point out that Caucasian Guams entire military force was eaten by twenty ultra-gnomes. Then nuked.

OOC:So you are presently not in front of a computer? And you dont have to resort to insults which really arent offensive? As it happens Im not that way inclined, but sitting in front of this screen is a symptom rather than a cure of my singularity, i assure you i have friends, but as its only 4pm here they wont be awake yet!

point proven.

IC: we will not take sides in this war. But our intellegence suggests that the forces of Bli Blah were drastically underestimated by Dontgonearthere.

OOC2: DGNT thanks, no its just an adaptation of my web name, heh, you're not that famous yet!ight i take back what i said that only goes for my enemies because they get all mad when i dont use proper english so me and you are cool and if you want to i could let you join caucasian guam. I like how you actually i was drastically underestimated by my enemies.

The bombs were re-programed by the agents so they could explode anywhere in teh world, your dead.

OOC: Bugger, Im not?

IC:
DGNT would like to point out that Caucasian Guams entire military force was eaten by twenty ultra-gnomes. Then nuked.didnt i tell you that my sharpshooters shot all of your stupid ass gnomes in the head and i just shot down your nukes in Caucasian ocean which is the ocean next to the border city of Letizia, but you could keep building and shooting nukes because that is always good when i just keep shooting them down because its a big waste of time and money :!:

Didnt I tell you...
But I use G-1000 model LMG's (Liquid Metal Gnomes), they re-form after you shoot them.
http://www.squidge.org/~mrs_fish/rp/wallpaper/t1000.jpg
MY GNOMES HAVE EATEN YOUR LEADER! THEY HAVE ALSO EATEN YOUR ARMY AND YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!

Bli Blah, knock off the flaming.

PIOUWIOUPIOUWIOU

nOOb alarm!!!!!

*Drops 1 billion rabid mecha hamsters to eat all the n00bs here*

UR DEED!!!!!!11111oneoneoneoneinfinityoneoneone111!!!11666oneoneoneonen00bology11111!!!gonongononeoneon eone1112121oneoneoneshift1shitf1!!

Lol.

hi im Caucasian Drew. My population is 16million. I have the best police porce in Caucasian Guam. I also am the creator of Caucasian Guam even though Bli Blah is the founder. It was my idea to have life in Caucasian Guam. Also I have a good military. (and by the way its Beetle not betel you moron)

The bombs were re-programed by the agents so they could explode anywhere in teh world, your dead.for the last time cum cake you cant deaCTIVATE C-BOMBS IN THE AIR AND PLUS C-BOMBS are also programed to explode when opened to program after the first time programmed. So *boom* the people that fooled around with the c-bombs are dead along with a big chunk of your population because of the massive range the c-bomb has.

OOC:
Sorry, Ive read Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy one too many times :P
In any case, dont flame. The mods do unpleasant things to people who flame.
And no, no matter what you think, you are not more powerful than the mods, so dont launch some stupid 'OMG! THE MODS R SISSY!' line.

Didnt I tell you...
But I use G-1000 model LMG's (Liquid Metal Gnomes), they re-form after you shoot them.
http://www.squidge.org/~mrs_fish/rp/wallpaper/t1000.jpg
MY GNOMES HAVE EATEN YOUR LEADER! THEY HAVE ALSO EATEN YOUR ARMY AND YOUR REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS!i could tell you like eating male reproductive organs homo!!!! and plus my military is not in the same city as caucasian bob plus the caucasian house where caucasian bob is, is on lockdown mode so it is impossible to get in to unless caucasian bob opens the door. :roll:

I just sent 2 C-BOMBS right into DGNT's capitol and they explode on impact so u cant disarm them. Also i will make a message to greenskinz in the "Hoy Castel" (The "Hoy Castle" is where i live if you must know.) The "Hoy Castle" resides in the city of Levine. I dare you to attack me because my snipers will take you down and i have tanks hiding in secret areas :!:

I dont like your reproductive organs, the gnomes do.
THey broke down the door by turning into liquid and going under it.

They also split into two groups, one to get your leader and the other to get your army.

To counter your nukes I use my super-shield, it deflects them back into your country (where, as you said) they detonate on impact.

Dontgonearthere, I beleive it is time to take off your noob mask and warm up the ignore cannon.

The United Confederate States of Hamanistan moves its ignore cannon into position, and fires. The ignore round slices through the sky and lands directly in Bli Blah's capitol. This is repeated for the rest of "Caucasian Guam."

*Shoots down Beetle's C-Bombs with SDI satalites, and then launches 2000 100 megaton nuclear missiles directly at the hoy castle. And turns all your people into pies, just for kicks.*

I just sent 2 C-BOMBS right into DGNT's capitol and they explode on impact so u cant disarm them. Also i will make a message to greenskinz in the "Hoy Castel" (The "Hoy Castel" is where i live if you must know.) The "Hoy Castel" resides in the city of Levine. I dare you to attack me because my snipers will take you down and i have tanks hiding in secret areas :!:caucasian bob has warped to the hoy castle to consult battle plans w/ caucasian drew! So you still cant get me! hahahahahahahahahah f*uckin losers

OOC:
*removes n00b mask* But this is so much fun! Anyway, its not like its actually hurting my nation :P
Anyway, Bli Blah or Betel will eventualy do some horrible flame and get banned. Or maybe the Crushing Fist of Logic will strike them at some point :P
*puts mask back on*

IC:
Our ally CF has n00ked u! PHEAR!

*Shoots down Beetle's C-Bombs with SDI satalites, and then launches 2000 100 megaton nuclear missiles directly at the hoy castle. And turns all your people into pies, just for kicks.*wow i have a question if you just killed caucasian bob and caucasian drew how come we are still talking!!!! Ass holes war in this game is so pointless! :x

my castle has a sheild that cardassia minor gav me because he has that tech. so w/e u send get vaporized. plus that waz just a hologram. the real castle got warped. dont worry it will return after the war :P

The missiles haven't hit yet.

Of course, I suppose it doesn't matter as I've turned your entire national population, excepting your two leaders into pies with my Techno-Magical rod of pie transformation!

Ohh yeah: *Drops radioactive chipmunks onto your nation, just to see how funny it would be*

OOC:
*removes n00b mask* But this is so much fun! Anyway, its not like its actually hurting my nation :P
Anyway, Bli Blah or Betel will eventualy do some horrible flame and get banned. Or maybe the Crushing Fist of Logic will strike them at some point :P
*puts mask back on*

IC:
Our ally CF has n00ked u! PHEAR! = its BEETLE u fu*kin dushbag

Well...CF can carry on this war. Im leavin :P

*All gnomes, nukes, secret-agents, uber-shields and stuff like that suddenly vanish*
*whips out a dart-gun and shoots Bettle and Bli-Blah in the neck*
Hooray! These'll get me some big money at the Godmod Institute, say, CF, Ill give you a share if you help me carry them back!

EDIT:
Its dooshbag, oh one of most knowledge.

my castle has a sheild that cardassia minor gav me because he has that tech. so w/e u send get vaporized. plus that waz just a hologram. the real castle got warped. dont worry it will return after the war :Pwere invincible you have no shot we are just chillin in hoy castle with dum gals havin a blast while your having a blast with the c-bombs we just sent you 4 extra heavy c-bombs to blow up you r shield the first to will blow up your shield and the second 2 will hit your capital! :D

The missiles haven't hit yet.

Of course, I suppose it doesn't matter as I've turned your entire national population, excepting your two leaders into pies with my Techno-Magical rod of pie transformation!

Ohh yeah: *Drops radioactive chipmunks onto your nation, just to see how funny it would be* = 3 things

1- who are yo
2- my nation is completly safe. The only ppl there are my military and ass we speak my air force is droping c-bombs all over your capitol, DGNT capitol and Greenskinz capitol (and by the way, i am very much alive)
3- Now i am going to blockade you and dont try to stop me because u cant. I am blo0bkadeing you ships and planes so you better teach ur militay how to swim cause thats the only way ur gettin to Beetle42590 let alone Caucasian Guam (you forgot all your seeing is a hologram)

Dontgonearthere attack ships have intercepted four bottle rockets launched from Bli-Blah. Unfourtunatly one was dropped and burnt a childs shirt.
Are you proud of yourselfs now?

Dontgonearthere attack ships have intercepted four bottle rockets launched from Bli-Blah. Unfourtunatly one was dropped and burnt a childs shirt.
Are you proud of yourselfs now?i hope that child died f*ckin dickhead

Dontgonearthere attack ships have intercepted four bottle rockets launched from Bli-Blah. Unfourtunatly one was dropped and burnt a childs shirt.
Are you proud of yourselfs now? We are proud cause your fighting a war and we are all chillin in "Hoy Castle" drinking and having a party (DGNT there are know male stripers so you wouldnt like it anyway lol) Anyway have fun with those C-BOMBS :lol:

OOC: This is too funny. You're a vet playing a big joke, right?

1. I am an ally of DGNT.
2. Your military is entirely composed of apple pies at the moment. :)

My military uses highly efficient aerial and space based transports. We don't use the water too much.

IC: *Sends a special forces team of incredibly obease people to your blockade. They eat the blockade. I win.*

*Sends a team of rabid country hicks to recover your leader and place him in the Godmod institute for n00bular studies. You have been duped. Good day.*

OOC: This is too funny. You're a vet playing a big joke, right?

1. I am an ally of DGNT.
2. Your military is entirely composed of apple pies at the moment. :)

My military uses highly efficient aerial and space based transports. We don't use the water too much.

IC: *Sends a special forces team of incredibly obease people to your blockade. They eat the blockade. I win.*

*Sends a team of rabid country hicks to recover your leader and place him in the Godmod institute for n00bular studies. You have been duped. Good day.*this is funner then late nights at your moms house!!!

it is an air and sea blockade so you have to stop bombing that hologram (also what is up with apple pies, you must be really fat) anyway im in a party right now laughing at you guys

it is an air and sea blockade so you have to stop bombing that hologram (also what is up with apple pies, you must be really fat) anyway im in a party right now laughing at you guysyay this sure as hell beats ur mom beating my meat watching you uguys o.d. with the war were hust having fun! :D :lol:

OOC:
Stop flaming. Now. In the spirit of politness and decency, I will add a please at some point.
Did you not notice the mod warning you not to flame?
In any event, I left.
Im going to start taking this seriously, so Ill give you some pointers:
1. Wow. Your godmodding is horrible. 'My nation is invincible, I have nukes, and you cant stop them! I shoot down all your nukes with my AA guns!'.
A. Your nation is not invincible, your nation would be crushed like a bug by me and CF.
B. Yes you have nukes, but I can stop four easily with my own SDI system.
C. You cannot stop all of my nukes, especialy if I launch a hundred of them. SDI systems have an average kill percent of 40-60 percent of missiles, they are not very effective, especialy with modern nations.
2. DONT FLAME. I already said this, but flaming just makes people less likely to RP correctly.
3. STOP RPING OTHER PEOPLES CASUALTIES. You attack, I defend and post losses, you post lossess from your attack against my defenders. Its simple.

Ok? Your going to make some stupid response, and if/when you do, your going to be ignored by myself for just about ever.

So DGNT is out of the war. That means you lost and Caucasian Guam won. Thats great now all we need to do is take down Greenskinz and C.F. There is know way you guys can win because all the Caucasian Presidents including me have been warped to a place know one knows about. So I will give you a bit of advice. STOP bombing us because all it is, is a halogram. Anyway it will be hard just to get a airplane or a ship out of you nation because we have a blockade. ... back to DGNT. I knew you would chicken out after we sent 4 C-BOMBS right to your capitol. In reperations to my nation, I want all of your weapons destroyed and i want $472,986,000 or all of your weapons if you dont want to destroy them. BUT there is an easy way out. All you have to do is join Caucasian Guam and help us with the war, also you have to be a permanent member to Caucasian Guam. I won't lie though. Your nation is strong and it has good technology, but there is know way it can match up to Caucasian Guam. Its been nice fighting with you, but you made a good choice in surrendering. I expect my reperations by tomorrow.

i will now make as much sense as the rest of you:


CABBAGE

*drops 5 c-bombs on Greenskinz*

**News reports tell us that there over 1,100,000 casulties. There were 1,053,870 dead, 50,751 injured, and the rest were deformed because of all the fallout. There has been know sign if the leader of Greenskinz is alive or not but studies show that he is aqliove hiding somewhere. "This has been the turning point of the war" says news reporter Trisha Tackanowa.

Caucasian Drew came out of the hoy castle to make a statement, "I think this attack was nessecary because Greenskinz has been talking trash and not doing anything. Plus the recent attack on the city of Levine was an outrage. This attack was a message to Greenskins. Either there in the war or not. I know that attack wasn't strong enough to wipe them out, but Beetle42590 had to send a message to Greenskinz. By the way that was the message I was going to send you at 8pm tonight but I couldn't wait anymore. CAUCASIAN GUAM FOR LIFE!" There will be more news on this brutal attack later tonight, but before we end we have here a quote from a civilian, "This war between Caucasian Guam and Greenskinz will start the next World War Three.**

You dont get it, do you?
I-G-N-O-R-E-D.

OOC:

n00b wars never fail to be a source of immense hilarity. The ignorance and idiocy involved with them is second to none. ^_^

Yo DGNT SHUT UP! And as for you "Great Mateo" SHUT UR MOUTH! I will bomb the hell out of so before you call me a n00b, I suggest you check who your messing with because if you mess with me, you mess with Caucasian Guam. So don't make me drop a C-BOMB on your capitol just like i did to Greenskinz because your nation isn't worth it, but if I have to, I will. So you can telegram me back or reply a message in this topic I DON'T CARE! but if it is a bad respnse I am going to take it as an act of war. DGNT (Dontgonearthere) already surrender after a C-BOMB ... do you really want to be the second. N00b my @$$.

Yo DGNT SHUT UP! And as for you "Great Mateo" SHUT UR MOUTH! I will bomb the hell out of so before you call me a n00b, I suggest you check who your messing with because if you mess with me, you mess with Caucasian Guam. So don't make me drop a C-BOMB on your capitol just like i did to Greenskinz because your nation isn't worth it, but if I have to, I will. So you can telegram me back or reply a message in this topic I DON'T CARE! but if it is a bad respnse I am going to take it as an act of war. DGNT (Dontgonearthere) already surrender after a C-BOMB ... do you really want to be the second. N00b my @$$.

OOC:

First off, n00b, OOC means Out Of Character. Anything said OOC can't be used as an IC, In Character, reason for anything.

Secondly, my military is bigger than your entire nation. My national population is bigger than half your entire region put together. Plus, you're saying anyone messes with you messes with all of Caucasin Guam? Newsflash, most large nations like myself have alliances with many, many other powerful nations. The combined population of the nations in my region is about 20 times that of yours. You attacking me is literally laughable.

Thirdly, with what bombs? C-bombs? Is this some new n00b weapon I'm not familiar with? Also, with what do you intend to drop said bombs with? A few ancient Tu-95 Bears that your nation can barely afford? The air compliment to one of my carrier battle groups is probably larger than your entire air force. Hell, even if some larger nation did provide you with ICBMs, I operate a massive anti-missile satellite network over the Unified Kelanthian League, and I can provide to links to topics proving I'm not pulling this out of my ass like you.

Fourthly, DGNT didn't surrender. He's a serious RPer that got tired of jokingly screwing around with n00b nations just for the hell of it. You realized he linked to this topic on other forums asking people to come see and get a good laugh?

So go read the n00b topics that are stickied in this forum. Quit the bull****, lay low, and read some RPs done by people who actually know what they're doing.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b war.

Yo DGNT SHUT UP! And as for you "Great Mateo" SHUT UR MOUTH! I will bomb the hell out of so before you call me a n00b, I suggest you check who your messing with because if you mess with me, you mess with Caucasian Guam. So don't make me drop a C-BOMB on your capitol just like i did to Greenskinz because your nation isn't worth it, but if I have to, I will. So you can telegram me back or reply a message in this topic I DON'T CARE! but if it is a bad respnse I am going to take it as an act of war. DGNT (Dontgonearthere) already surrender after a C-BOMB ... do you really want to be the second. N00b my @$$.

OOC:

First off, n00b, OOC means Out Of Character. Anything said OOC can't be used as an IC, In Character, reason for anything.

Secondly, my military is bigger than your entire nation. My national population is bigger than half your entire region put together. Plus, you're saying anyone messes with you messes with all of Caucasin Guam? Newsflash, most large nations like myself have alliances with many, many other powerful nations. The combined population of the nations in my region is about 20 times that of yours. You attacking me is literally laughable.

Thirdly, with what bombs? C-bombs? Is this some new n00b weapon I'm not familiar with? Also, with what do you intend to drop said bombs with? A few ancient Tu-95 Bears that your nation can barely afford? The air compliment to one of my carrier battle groups is probably larger than your entire air force. Hell, even if some larger nation did provide you with ICBMs, I operate a massive anti-missile satellite network over the Unified Kelanthian League, and I can provide to links to topics proving I'm not pulling this out of my ass like you.

Fourthly, DGNT didn't surrender. He's a serious RPer that got tired of jokingly screwing around with n00b nations just for the hell of it. You realized he linked to this topic on other forums asking people to come see and get a good laugh?

So go read the n00b topics that are stickied in this forum. Quit the bull****, lay low, and read some RPs done by people who actually know what they're doing.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b war. al'rite thanks for the info but i dont care. anyway ive been in this thing since 2003 so how the hell am I a n00b and teh reason why it says since 2004 is because i forgot to log on in 28 days because im not a loser like you. o0o FYI a C-BOMB is a version of a nuke only it cant be disarmed and its a little bit more powerful because a nation in Caucasian Guam has 24th century tech so he built it. Also we are about to councur the GDA so that will be more power for CG (caucasian guam). so i dont know why you want to enter the war, there was know problem between you and CG but your wish is my command. You have just entered this war. (by the way you say are population is week, look at caucasian guam and look at TOFA, his pop. is 2billion and thats just him. all my funding goes to education and military so we have a strong ang smart military. So what i will do is send 2 nukes (not C-BOMBS) at your capital. im tired of this s*** (sry for the language but its getting annoying). Why the hell do all you other nations want to attack CG. Well the only thing i can do is spy on your region. Have fun you loser

Yo DGNT SHUT UP! And as for you "Great Mateo" SHUT UR MOUTH! I will bomb the hell out of so before you call me a n00b, I suggest you check who your messing with because if you mess with me, you mess with Caucasian Guam. So don't make me drop a C-BOMB on your capitol just like i did to Greenskinz because your nation isn't worth it, but if I have to, I will. So you can telegram me back or reply a message in this topic I DON'T CARE! but if it is a bad respnse I am going to take it as an act of war. DGNT (Dontgonearthere) already surrender after a C-BOMB ... do you really want to be the second. N00b my @$$.

OOC:

First off, n00b, OOC means Out Of Character. Anything said OOC can't be used as an IC, In Character, reason for anything.

Secondly, my military is bigger than your entire nation. My national population is bigger than half your entire region put together. Plus, you're saying anyone messes with you messes with all of Caucasin Guam? Newsflash, most large nations like myself have alliances with many, many other powerful nations. The combined population of the nations in my region is about 20 times that of yours. You attacking me is literally laughable.

Thirdly, with what bombs? C-bombs? Is this some new n00b weapon I'm not familiar with? Also, with what do you intend to drop said bombs with? A few ancient Tu-95 Bears that your nation can barely afford? The air compliment to one of my carrier battle groups is probably larger than your entire air force. Hell, even if some larger nation did provide you with ICBMs, I operate a massive anti-missile satellite network over the Unified Kelanthian League, and I can provide to links to topics proving I'm not pulling this out of my ass like you.

Fourthly, DGNT didn't surrender. He's a serious RPer that got tired of jokingly screwing around with n00b nations just for the hell of it. You realized he linked to this topic on other forums asking people to come see and get a good laugh?

So go read the n00b topics that are stickied in this forum. Quit the bull****, lay low, and read some RPs done by people who actually know what they're doing.

We now return you to your regularly scheduled n00b war. al'rite thanks for the info but i dont care. anyway ive been in this thing since 2003 so how the hell am I a n00b and teh reason why it says since 2004 is because i forgot to log on in 28 days because im not a loser like you. o0o FYI a C-BOMB is a version of a nuke only it cant be disarmed and its a little bit more powerful because a nation in Caucasian Guam has 24th century tech so he built it. Also we are about to councur the GDA so that will be more power for CG (caucasian guam). so i dont know why you want to enter the war, there was know problem between you and CG but your wish is my command. You have just entered this war. (by the way you say are population is week, look at caucasian guam and look at TOFA, his pop. is 2billion and thats just him. all my funding goes to education and military so we have a strong ang smart military. So what i will do is send 2 nukes (not C-BOMBS) at your capital. im tired of this s*** (sry for the language but its getting annoying). Why the hell do all you other nations want to attack CG. Well the only thing i can do is spy on your region. Have fun you loser

OOC:

Lmao. You apparently didn't get a single point out of my post, which makes it obvious you have no functioning brain.

1) n00b doesn't just mean someone new. It means anyone who acts like a complete idiot and doesn't know how to do anything. It is painfully obvious this applies to you.

2) I'm a loser because when I'm home and have nothing else to do, I play NationStates? Yes, the logic in that statement boggles my mind, oh All Knowing One.

3) Too bad you can't use C-bombs. Future tech and present tech nations can't\don't\won't interact with each other in NS, really.

4) Yes, your one nation with a population of 2 billion would have me quaking in my boots. That's only 500 million larger than me. Also, my military truly is incredibly powerful, and I'm not just saying that to try and sound impressive like you. I would probably wipe the floor with his nation, easily. Also, my region, the Unified Kelanthian League, consists exclusively of nations over 1 billion in population, and 8 of them are greater than 2 billion. So yes, threaten me with population, it's really effective.

5) You also apparently didn't notice the fact that OOC means Out Of Character and anything said in that context can't be used when roleplaying your nation.

6) I don't even know why I bothered with 4 and 5, because I wouldn't want to roleplay a war with you or your "allies" anyway. You fail at being able to competently do it. Your just idiotic n00bs fucking around on the message boards without a clue as to how to do anything.

OCC
your the biggest f***in retard in nation states. Tell me how the f*** am i idiotic. (why because i dont know everything about nation states) your the loser that goes on this site every second and probably read everything that has to do with anything in nation states. And yes i saw your region and yes it is strong but i dont care. hell where the F*** did you come from anyway. Im tired of you. Your just going to be ignored. 1

Who wants to spam?
Spamming, spamming, spamming the NationStates
What can you do when your really bored?
Why spam up the forum, of course!
Spamming, spamming, spamming the NationStates
What's more fun than a good spam fight?
Nothing of course, so lets...
Spamming, spamming, spamming the NationStates!
[Shave and a haircut, two pence]

Spur of the moment thing, its not very good, I know.

Betel, I didnt surrender, I IGNORED you. Congrats, your the...
(Too lazy to do a search, so random guess)
third person I have ignored. You should feel very...special.

Your 'concuring' my region went very well. We all concured that it failed.

yo DGNT u r so stupid. Its spelled BEETLE YOU MORON. and yes you did surrender, your just saying that you ignored me because you dont want to feel embaressed, but i have a question. Why do you keep on coming back to this page of the forom if you ignored me and Caucasian Guam? You work on that

OOC:
Im coming back OOCly, Betel. See the 'OOC:' at the top of my post? Well, except a few. Anyway, its OOC. Out of Charecter, that means it doesnt exist in the IC, or In Charecter world, IE: NationStates. The person talking to you now is Robert, he is not a representative of Dontgonearthere, and his opinions do not particularly represent those of DGNT. Although he does hold some views about mimes and street-theatre which are reflected in state policy (IE: The laws regarding the fact that any REAL mime should be able to survive being hung upside down in a scorpion pit with his knees nailed to his ears).
The reason I ignored you is your godmodding, you seem to either be a puppet or a person in need of some powerful medication, so I will explain this. Please read this closely, its for your own good, really. I am most likely the only person who will try to help you while being a bit civil, ok?
Godmodding can be any number of things. It ranges from 'numberwanking' or saying you have a huge number of something, IE: Troops, vehicles, weapons, whatever, to RPing other peoples roles, IE: Posting their casualties, making their charecters say things, that kind of wossname.
So far you have done most of these, since puppets dont count toward your population (Say you make ten nations, you could say you just added fifty million to your population, but that would be cheap and NS would be flooded with useless nations.), They DO NOT COUNT. Nor to other peoples, UNLESS THEY POST SAYING THAT THEY DO THE ACTION, IE: Sending your nation funds, troops, weapons, whatever.
Now, if you read the stickies you would know this, for all I know you DID read the stickies and then disregarded them, deciding the brave a path for a new NS full of godmodding and general idiocy. You really should stop before the mods get pissed.

Some examples of your godmodding:
The 'C-bombing' of me, you basicaly said 'I nookzor joo!!!' and then posted my casualties, this is bad.
The correct 'format' is for you to post your attack. I then declare my defences (Against four nukes I have no trouble, DGNT has some VERY good anti-nuke defences, an attack an average (Say, somewhere around 100 nukes upward) has an estimated hit rate of about 65-70 percent, I can EASILY take out four nukes, or thier planes, with satilites, ground based laser/guns, or AMM systems.

Now, PLEASE, listen, I am asking in as friendly a tone as possible, DISREGARD EVERYTHING IN THIS TOPIC.
Start again, do something OTHER than declare war on people for no reason. Make a diplomatic dinner topic or something.
Of course, if you are a puppet, then this wont mean anything to you and you will respond with a flame or something.
Please, prove you arent a puppet. If you are, then I ask you TG me with your REASON for being such a jackoff, MR. Vetran.

Tsathoggua eats everyone.

You all die.

Thread locked.

I win.