NationStates Jolt Archive


KOLA'S DICTATOR IS RESIGNING WORLD ADDRESSED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Kola424
01-05-2004, 16:51
I only wanted the best for myself. I didn't want to harm anyone but aparently my not caring for my country caused harm. The coalition agianst me was a combined 500,000 troops and an armata of sorts. I decided with the best interest of the country (for once) that it would not be worth the troble. i will be resigning and i will be exiled away forever untill i die. i will not try to cuase harm or start a terrorist organistion or anything like that but i do wish to be treated with respect. For the people in my former country i give all the power and wealth to Kola2. This country is the result of the rebel group. They care about the people in kola. Will any country take me in for exile?
01-05-2004, 16:56
i'll take you. As long as you support our anti-zionsit movement
The Wadish People
01-05-2004, 16:57
AHAHAHAHAHA! It is I, Vratislav of the Wadish people! DEATH TO UG!

Vratislav lunges at Kola, narrowly missing him with the blade of his sword. An advisor steps forward.

We believe you can be exiled in out humble, primitive nation. You may live as a peasant. Just stay away from - arrgh! Your majesty, watch where you're poking that thi-urgggghhhhhhhhh...

Vratislav stabs the advisor and runs screaming fromt he room, pausing only to decaptiate a hatstand.