NationStates Jolt Archive


May Day for Traalin

01-05-2004, 12:48
At 19:30 on May Day the mighty army of Turkmeanistan started swimming for for the continent of Mutterland with one goal; DEFEAT TRAALIN.

As a show of our strength, might and our leaders insanity the mighty army (made mostly of accountants) were ordered to take their gear and start there long swim from Andosia island to the distant, looming Mutterland.

Although the mighty army of Turkmeanistan is usually well equipped, the leader has sent them armed only with matchlock rifles, derengers and rapier swords (they do look kind of cool though). The leader quickly joined the "Turkmeanistan air national guard" after he had finished declaring war.

It is suggested that for the sake of "fair play" the army of Traalin is armed with the same or similar weapons.

Only nations located on the continents of Mutterland and Andosia island will be taken into account in this war.
Dyelli Beybi
01-05-2004, 13:00
OOC: Lol...I imagine the matchlocks might have a bit of trouble working after a swim...
01-05-2004, 15:46
My mighty army dont care if their weapons dont work, or should i say i dont care if their weapons dont work.

They are an un-stoppable force no matter what the situation.

"TRAALIN WILL FALL AND I WILL RULE!!!"

shall be the battle cry of the men, that is the ones that dont drown on the way there.
02-05-2004, 12:58
As Traalins Small Fearless Psychotic leader finds out of the massive army approaching His countries coastline he thinks quickly and takes decisive action.
....Several Hours later

Traalins army stand along the coastal defences they are ready, they are fearless, and they will give their life for their country and its leader....well actually they have just had the small lobe in their brain which has free thought removed.

Although Traalin's military power is great with vast numbers, during the wait over a quarter of the personel die from malnutrition and starvation, it seems the generals forgot that an army not only marches on its stomach but that they actually require it to survive.

"Blast!" the military supervisor yells
"we should have gone with the giant destructo-bots, who needs people when we have mindless robots"

"Damn straight" comes the voice of Nixon from nowhere in particular