NationStates Jolt Archive

Catalina News Flash - Thousands of Modern Pirates invaded the island of Salinas today, one of the twelve islands that make up the Catalina archipelago. The assault lasted almost a day as the pirates strategically captured the port of Seal Beach, depleted the countryside, and sorrounded the walled city of San Andres. The attack left 34 dead and 107 injured as most islanders surrendered peacefully. The government has issued a state of emergency and has postponed current elections due to the attack on Salinas.


The Catalina News Service will bring you more, detailed news in the few days to come fully reporting the attack on Salinas. Sponsored by Catalinian Wine - "The true way to get drunk."

out of no where, the nation of Stinkland had attacked. with such a currency as the 'dirty undie,'we responed to the aid of Salinas. we fire dirty undies at you like they should be. HA!!!! be afriad.

We are an unknown country.....wanting to make our mark in the word. hence.... WE TAKE FRIENDS with these folks. and shall defend them to death.

The Dominion hereby offers its services in expelling these pirates from your nation. Should you accept, the Dominion Navy will destroy their vessels in place and prevent them from escaping to threaten another nation. The Army will then assault the island and reconquer it in your name, taking those pirates that survive the initial assault into custody.

KOTTERDAM IS COOL....I said so. we are on there side!!!! we good hot lady sailors too!!!!