Frenzberrie
29-04-2004, 23:58
(Note: This is NOT a region recruitment. This is purely <somewhat comical> RP, my first RP attempt at something "different", so bear with me why I try something....)
Tired of your old country? Angry that your leaders are treating you like bytes of information displayed on a screen? Feel like you have to support terrorism in your terrorist nation? Well, tire no more! The Principality of Frenzberrie is just for you! Our borders are now open for all your emmigration and immigration needs.
All immigrants will recieve:
(5,000) Blendin (The official currency of Frenzberrie)
(1) Month of refugee rations
(1) Personal Defence Swichblade
(1) "___________ sucks, come to Frenzberrie!" bumper sticker (write your old country in the blank)
(1) Free pass to the Bi-Monthly Military Parade in the city of your choice (Escapadia, Saidapis, or Frenztalis)
(1) "Frenzberrie and You!" 40-page information booklet
(2) Cans of our local beverage, "Frenz-B-Cola", brewed with pride in Saidapis
Q&A:
Q: Who is allowed to immigrate to Frenzberrie?
A: All good, honest, working poeple, of any age, not being affiliated with any terrorist groups or carring any dangerous, contagious desieses.
Q: Do all immigrates recieve the afore mentioned "gift package"?
A: Yes! In the case of minors, this is given to their parents/guardians, however.
Q: What if I live in a country with strict emmigration laws that would keep me from coming to Frenzberrie?
A: If you can get a large number of poeple in your country to express their will to join our glorious nation, a detatchment of The Frenzberrian Republican Guard may be able to assist. Otherwise, try some sort of Underground Railroad.
Q: What if my counry has made it clear that poeple immigrating to Frenzberrie will be shot/killed/maimed?
A: Run fast. Very fast.
<More Q&A to come!>
Myths about Frenzberrie:
Myth: Frenzberrie Sucks!
Fact: No it doesnt.
Myth: You Frenzberrians are Offensive, Right-Wing Dictators!
Fact: Frenzberrie is an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.
Myth: Frenzberrie supports John Kerry!
Fact: Frenzberrie supports Goerge W. Bush.
<More Myths to come!>
As you can see, Frenzberrie is an great choice for the Right-Wing or Conservitive who hates the Nudist Utopia or Left-Wing Hellhole he is living in. Thanks you for your time.
Peace through Power,
Chief Immigration Advisor Sobigdenti Lochaber
Tired of your old country? Angry that your leaders are treating you like bytes of information displayed on a screen? Feel like you have to support terrorism in your terrorist nation? Well, tire no more! The Principality of Frenzberrie is just for you! Our borders are now open for all your emmigration and immigration needs.
All immigrants will recieve:
(5,000) Blendin (The official currency of Frenzberrie)
(1) Month of refugee rations
(1) Personal Defence Swichblade
(1) "___________ sucks, come to Frenzberrie!" bumper sticker (write your old country in the blank)
(1) Free pass to the Bi-Monthly Military Parade in the city of your choice (Escapadia, Saidapis, or Frenztalis)
(1) "Frenzberrie and You!" 40-page information booklet
(2) Cans of our local beverage, "Frenz-B-Cola", brewed with pride in Saidapis
Q&A:
Q: Who is allowed to immigrate to Frenzberrie?
A: All good, honest, working poeple, of any age, not being affiliated with any terrorist groups or carring any dangerous, contagious desieses.
Q: Do all immigrates recieve the afore mentioned "gift package"?
A: Yes! In the case of minors, this is given to their parents/guardians, however.
Q: What if I live in a country with strict emmigration laws that would keep me from coming to Frenzberrie?
A: If you can get a large number of poeple in your country to express their will to join our glorious nation, a detatchment of The Frenzberrian Republican Guard may be able to assist. Otherwise, try some sort of Underground Railroad.
Q: What if my counry has made it clear that poeple immigrating to Frenzberrie will be shot/killed/maimed?
A: Run fast. Very fast.
<More Q&A to come!>
Myths about Frenzberrie:
Myth: Frenzberrie Sucks!
Fact: No it doesnt.
Myth: You Frenzberrians are Offensive, Right-Wing Dictators!
Fact: Frenzberrie is an Inoffensive Centrist Democracy.
Myth: Frenzberrie supports John Kerry!
Fact: Frenzberrie supports Goerge W. Bush.
<More Myths to come!>
As you can see, Frenzberrie is an great choice for the Right-Wing or Conservitive who hates the Nudist Utopia or Left-Wing Hellhole he is living in. Thanks you for your time.
Peace through Power,
Chief Immigration Advisor Sobigdenti Lochaber