NationStates Jolt Archive

Following an ultimatum for Over the hills and far away to accept Anime as the one true religion or face the consequnces (by a 43-1 majority vote in the region of The Fanfic Writers Paradise) Chairman Keel of SEELE-NERV has authorised full mobilisation of SEELE-NERV's quite frightingly large military, including 3 of the 12 EVA's at their disposal. This was shortly folloed by the government of New West SEELE-NERV, a protectorate of SEELE-NERV.

following a plea rom over the hills and far away, the deadline for the ultimatum has been extended until monday afternoon (1.30PM GMT)

The Pioneer Press

Blaming OTHAFA spies, The Pioneer Government has tightened all border patrols and switched on all Gilchic mecha-foot troopers. The current force is 1, 000, 000 strong and slowly shambling towards the region of Over The Hills And Far Away.

However, because the Gilchic's are so slow and zombie-like, the organic part of The Pioneer Government Army is fully mobilising.

The first division of the army ('Primus Inter Pares') is made up by ex-EuroElite soliders. Several top corporations, including software maker ServiceSoft and massive corporation MacroSoftworks, have pledged to add Corporate Mercs to the already overfunded Pioneer legions...

His Enlightened and Majestic Majesty, Corporate President Bob Page, gives full support.

"If only we could nuke 'em. I'm sick of their cheek! A bunch of pretentious old men playing at running the world! But the world left them behind long ago..."

The MiB, the elite nano-augmented clones of the Majestic Twelve, have been dispatched to undisclosed locations. These are the Majestic States only major contribution to the war, with a majority of the forces staying behind to defend the region. The MiB are elite-super warriors, skilled at all forms of combat and infiltration. Despite their irony voices, they are very adapt at infiltration. The Pioneer Government has a similar organisation in it's anti-terror organisation - P.A.T.C.O

Would anyone care for a bunch of knights with Sharp Pointy Knives?

It's on baby! Oh yeah! WAR! WAR! WAR! WAR!

The great Chairman Keel thanks his allies for offering support in these troubled times, and would like to pity Over the hills and far away for making them come to this war

Yay! I ally with you Seele-Nerv, we need more oil!

Just shoot them!

Several dozen squadrons of Metallix Brothers are ready to start flying in the OTHAFA

The great Lord Sponge is anxious for carnage. For too long we're tolerated the TERRORIST activities of OTHAFA! They even threatened us on at our region headquarters. Yet somehow I don't fear their "terrorist squirrel cells"

Also, one of their nations implied that they had slept with all of our mothers!

"You don't know my mother, you never met my mother!" - Shortie, Scary Movie 2

I want won't someone go into OTHAFA, steal their cars and give 'em over to me. I want compensation for this insult!

The great Chairman Keel, acting on reports from the OTHAFA Ambassador, The nation of Read or Die, has issued orders for 3 divisions of troops to march to the border of Enchanted Relm in responce to comments issued earlier today.

Now that I have sorted out that Orc Union, I am ready to go! All hail the one alliance... TO RULE THEM ALL!!

And I say to OTHAFA, stop your hidden threats or face the One War... TO RULE THEM ALL!!!

Encoded message recieved...

Analysing...

[code:1:1f5ef4fa31]We of The Shadostan Hunters Guild have heard of your plight in the battle against OTHAFA, and are willing to send some of our greatest Hunters armed with the finest photon weapons to aid in the battle. We await your command, Chairman Keel...[/code:1:1f5ef4fa31]

we cannot accept your religion as the one true religion unless the mass number of our citizens accept it as such however if a varied amount of them do then we will allow it in principal as a religious body

"My fellow leaders of the world, the council of SEELE-NERV, along with the other members of the 'coalition of the willing', appeal for your support in these trobuld times to stop the terrorist actions of OTHAFA, who have unalaterally banned an entire religion within their region and in responce to our polite request, forced us to declare a war upon them to liberate free speech within the region. Any support you can give us in this time will be appriceated and our gratitude will be great. Thank you."

The second division of the Eggman Empire EggFleet is flying towards the region borders. We're just circled them at the moment. Dr. Eggman is concerned about our nations security

Divine's log>>>

With the impending war, the NFA is mobilising as many troops as it can in conjunction with it's New Celeste allies at the front of the capital, with AHA's armed and ready with 24" high calibur disruption rounds for when they make the first move. We don't start wars but we do finish them!

A light force of 200 aerial infantry and 150 AFB's are en route to the front linesa to assist the main attack, being led by Andromath in the ATM, specially held for large scale battles! There is no way we will lose while the NFA is still standing!

Divine, enging log!<<<

(AHA = Alliance Heavy Artillery)
(AFB = Alliance Fighter Bomber)
(ATM = All Terrain Mech)

Ladies and Gentlemen of OTHAFA, by the time the read this, the Bigtopian Space Satellite Particle Cannon has been stolen, if you want it back you're going to have to pay our coalition, ONE HUNDRED BILLION DOLLARS!!

(That's how much I want in reparations)

...and all we do is -deeds- we're the SPACEBALLS!!! (Watch out!)

President Skroob has acted decisively, for once

Dark Helmet and Spaceball Ship-1 are flying out to the borders, to a Pioneer Government gilchic-base.

Mr Helmet has gone on the record by saying "If they fire, then we'll fire back, and I'll just say 'Keep firing Assholes!!!'"

HAIL SKROOB!

Meanwhile, Col. Sanders has flown out to meet Principal Weishaupt, head of The Pioneer Government

:? Ohh grate.... :shock: Looks like ill have to stop religous loons from trying to take over the world again

:? Ohh grate.... :shock: Looks like ill have to stop religous loons from trying to take over the world again

Telegram to The Fedral Union:

[code:1:579f58a465]Chill out, we're just campaigning for free speech in OTHAFA, albeit with somewhat more force than I would normally use, but... Eh, when in Rome...[/code:1:579f58a465]

The illustrious Chairman Keel would like to point out he is not a religous loon, nor does he intend to be one at any point in time, this war, if it happens, is about free speech, by refusing our polite requests with crude responces. We have had no over chioce but to attack on behalf of those living in fear because of their beliefs.

"Well, well." I (President Tenchi Masaki) said looking over the latest report. "Looks like an anime-based war. Should I join, or should I stay out? Hmm..."

.. hehe Bad joke ? any way The Fed union is keeping an eye on this we will intervine and stop the war if it gets to bloody .

It's the end of civilisation as we know it. Quick, someone kill these degenerates before this fad spreads...

The illustrious Chairman Keel would like to point out he is not a religous loon, nor does he intend to be one at any point in time, this war, if it happens, is about free speech, by refusing our polite requests with crude responces. We have had no over chioce but to attack on behalf of those living in fear because of their beliefs.

[code:1:9ffdf658b4]See?[/code:1:9ffdf658b4]

OOC: 1 \/\/1|_|_ |\|00k j00!!! |\|00b$!!!

{23:00 hours. UMN Intelligence Control Center. Two UMN operators view several satellite images of several newly created countries in another region}

UMN Operator 1: Hmm...This is getting boring...

UMN Operator 2: Is there ever going to be a real conflict?

UMN Operator 1: I doubt it...

UMN Operator 2: I'm going to check out what is going on in the next region...

UMN Operator 1: Sure...Do whatever...I'm busy watching the little people walking across the street in this Live-Feed Satellite video...

:twisted:

That's IT!!

I CANNOT STAND THIS ANYMORE! The people of OTHAFA must be punished for their insolence! Evil Genius Inc, FIRE THE "LASER"!!!

ALL UNITS ADVANCE!

The first Pioneer Army, Primus Inter Pares, is a 100, 000 force of organics, with scatter-gun tanks, photon artillery and A-Craft gunship support

The second Pioneer Army is the MechaCorps, comprised of mass produced Gilchic fighters. It is well over 500 000 strong. Slow and shambolic, but easily replaced and dirt cheap

GO!

The Pioneer Government has launched a strike against The Principality of Derrick-ness. Bombarding the major coastal port of "Other Half Town". The enormous battleship Illuminus (based on the Floating Fortress designs of it's partners Alphaceania, Betasia and Gammestasia) opened fire with a devestating barrage of photon shells...

Howard Hardon, reporter the state-owned Pioneer News, reports aboard the Illuminus...

HH: Thank you. I'm aboard the Illuminus, watching the (BOOM) coastal bombardment. (BOOM)...should only be for a short ...(BOOM)... as our forces ...(BOOM)... prepare the invas... (BOOM) ...fleet. As you can see, the damage is extensive, and Pioneer Commanders say that most of the militia are already dead. Despite this, a large amount of the P.I.P are being prepared for landing. Once the P.I.P have done their work, an enormous occupational force of Gilchic's will take over, with only a skeletal staff of P.I.P. Such is our... (BOOM) ...'s technology. (BOOM) Principal Weishaupt is confidant our All-Consuming economy will let us swallow up this nation. I'm Howard Hardon, reporting live.

OOC How many men dose The opponet have? I will post the attack tomorrow.

IC Stefan looked at the report and smiled. He then picked up the phone and rang Lord Kouran.
"Yes, Kouran, Get as many Familys as you can to join the concil of war by tomorrow and tell me what we have. Then we shall join the Jihad. Have a good night Commander." He smiled and went back to reading the reports.

The 1st, 2nd and 3rd Divisions of SEELE-NERV military have begun occupying small border towns in the countries of Derrick-ness and Enchanted Relm. Citizens in the occupied towns have been informed that they are now under the jurisdiction of SEELE-NERV and the Coalition of the Willing until further notice. They have also been informed them that as long as there is no resistance, no one will be killed or arrested.

you may feel our region has been awfully quiet in this matter

but i can now inform you that our region saw that the diplomatic process had no chance with such a war mongering region as yours.

our military response will come this week.

i also ask you to now see whom, the leader of our region is now as i have passed the batton of regional delegate on to the member from plinjville

this religious clensing will not be allowed to continue passed the 9th day of this conflict so i insist for your own sake that you remove your ethnic clensing troops from our boarders


i also need to thank the nation for the demolition of that bridge for you see our engineers had descovered floors in the steel which with the air movement flow at certain frequencies caused the bridge to fluxuate at a slighly increased rate then at which is permissable under our safety controls
that will be the last time our country has artictectual advice from another region

SEELE-NERV News

Following the occupation of several border towns by the illustrious Chairman Keel's armies, the people of these towns are being to realise that they've never had it so good

"Freedom to worship the way we want at last!" said a leading goat worshipper "Chairman Keel's benevolance has not only allowed anime to be worshipped once more, but other religions have been allowed to flourish again!"

Reports from the barricades springing up around these coastal areas indicate that there has been no resistance and no casulties as of yet, but when the counter-attack of the monsters of OTHAFA comes, our brave army will be ready to repel it.

End of broadcast.

"Invasion of Other Half Town begins"

After a massive and constant 6 hour bombardment from the Illuminus (and other detachments of the Pioneer Oversea Naval Fleet), the Primus Inter Pares have landed across the Other Half Town beachs. Fighting is reported to have been minimal (owing to the saturation bombardment of government and military areas), and PIP forces are securing radio stations, power stations, military outposts and oil derricks. Principal Weishaupt assures his people that the main body of occupational Gilchic's are ready and are being loaded onto T-Craft hovering mass transports.

Since we read George Orwell, we realise that you need enourmous amounts of troops to occupy cities. Fortunately we can mass produced basic military troops for that.

Principal Weishaupt would also like to add that the Gilchic's are fully combat tested and that there is "absolutely no chance of of them going crazy and killing everyone in the cities. Probably"

All Right All right enough ! If you dont stop this invastion of nations for no absloute reson the fed union will force all of you to stop buy sending peace keepers in ... is that clear ?
Thank you president Robert Bastidas.
General Bester Kay born Air command .
http://www.cncgeneralsworld.com/thegenerals/granger.jpg

Under the cover of darkness, several flying birds travel over the area of conflict. They are not ordinary birds, but very special ones. The owls, with their powerful eyesight, can see much better than the humans ever could. With the aid of satellites the owls travel back to whence they came, to report on what they found..

"Ok, here's what we do." Yusuke, my Secretary of Defense said. "We attack in three stages. Sea, air, and finally land. We will need to intervene quickly to stop this war."
"Right." Ryan, my Secretary of State said. "I will do the placating and anything else we need to do."
"And me, I am ordering the Special Divisions to move in and aid the regular forces." I said. The Special Divisions. Only once have I ordered them activated, and that war ended in a flop, so I never really got to see them in action.
"You sure?" Yusuke said.
"I'm sure."
"Ok."
"I'll do it."
"Good."

3 hours later, the CWS Master Yosho Battle Group steams towards the area of conflict. Under the surface, large snakelike creatures swim at a fast pace. The fleet is readying for battle, against the enemy.

Chairman Keel would like to annonce that the demands of the Federal Union shall be ignored as they clearly stand in the way of free speech and liberty. The people of the occupied areas have welcomed SEELE-NERV troops as saviours and no innocent lives have been taken.

So The Federal Union has hired Malcolm Granger to direct an attack? Well, that is why I've contracted China. Why? BECAUSE CHINA IS STILL COOL! And the Advanced Chinese Infantry (still cool) all carry anti-air mini-guns!

Stick that in yer blunt and smoke it!

Yeah, I said BLUNT!

Chairman Keel demands the surrender of OTHAFA after intelligence indicated that they have WMD's (as stupidly annonced on public broadcast in the region) This will settle nothing at the cost of thousands of lives!

China is still cool!
Invade, and you die now! NOW!

"Chinese Mini-gunner here"
"We are the Red Guard"

No Red Guard! No until they invade! You kill later! LATER!

General Tu Han Kwai - Tank expert with the new Chinese Emperor tank!

General "Anvil" Shin Fai - Infantry general with advanced Red Guard divisions. Including the elite Chinese Minigunner, capable of shooting down jets! Also trains covert ops and Super Hackers, as well as Super Lotus, an elite Chinese operative

General Tshing Shi Tao - Nuclear expert who enjoys tactical nuclear warheads, when deployed from MiG or artillery

Though our nation is still small, I can assure you that CHINA IS STILL STRONG!

At least when backed up with the Coalition... I think they'll find us very useful...

And to fix the low population we're implementing several breeding programmes...

General Tu Han Kwai - Tank expert with the new Chinese Emperor tank!

General "Anvil" Shin Fai - Infantry general with advanced Red Guard divisions. Including the elite Chinese Minigunner, capable of shooting down jets! Also trains covert ops and Super Hackers, as well as Super Lotus, an elite Chinese operative

General Tshing Shi Tao - Nuclear expert who enjoys tactical nuclear warheads, when deployed from MiG or artillery

Though our nation is still small, I can assure you that CHINA IS STILL STRONG!

At least when backed up with the Coalition... I think they'll find us very useful...

And to fix the low population we're implementing several breeding programmes...

Early this morning, a series of explosions rocked the entire Enchanted Relm railway system. The death toll is well into the hundreds, possibly thousands, yet authorities are denying that there is a problem, saying that "Everything is hunky-doory. And please ignore that SEELE-NERV invasion. They haven't occupied anything! We're winning... really! We have big shiny secret weapons! Possibly involving suicide squirrels!"

We have confirmed the explosions via satellite photography
(PHOTOS ON PAGE 5)

The source of the explosions are still unknown and under investigation. But Majestic States President Bob Page has gone on the record commenting that "We told you so... MiB commandos..."

Early this morning, a series of explosions rocked the entire Enchanted Relm railway system. The death toll is well into the hundreds, possibly thousands, yet authorities are denying that there is a problem, saying that "Everything is hunky-doory. And please ignore that SEELE-NERV invasion. They haven't occupied anything! We're winning... really! We have big shiny secret weapons! Possibly involving suicide squirrels!"

We have confirmed the explosions via satellite photography
(PHOTOS ON PAGE 5)

The source of the explosions are still unknown and under investigation. But Majestic States President Bob Page has gone on the record commenting that "We told you so... MiB commandos..."

:D

Plinjville, as UN delegate seeks negotiation to end the war. We will allow the practicing of Anime as a religion. In return you will retreat back to your borders and resume a peaceful demeanour towards this region. Is this deal acceptable to the nations concerned?

"Ladies and Gentlemen, it is my belief," President Tenchi Masaki said in a press conference. "that STEELE-NERV and the so-called Coalition of the Free has gone too far in this invasion! Therefore, I demand them to back down, or face our wrath! In fact, I have already ordered the Navy to begin assaults..."

Growling, the sea serpents sought out STEELE-NERV and Coalition ships, and attacked. Beams of energy collected in their mouths and then they unleashed the energy! Anyone can see that the energy is oddly familiar, and has the power of 12" guns AND Mk 48 torpedoes. The Master Yosho and 2 other carriers started launching planes, and yes, eagles that fly at Mach 2. The eagles' wings can produce powerful tornadoes and hurricanes with every flap. The Special Division has begun the assault!

OOC: Can you guess what I am unleashing on your unsuspecting forces? :twisted:

OOC Um I don't know if this is future tech Coreworlds. If it is I just ignore this post. Just do something modern. You have the population to crush him anyway. :D Just to let you know i am attacking the city that is closest to the mountines that belongs to STEELE-NERV.


IC Stefan looked over the battle map. He was looking at one city he rang Kouran.
"Kouran, Attack the city closest to the mountines, the one with the least opponets. Attack them at night and retreat before day break, Try to get them to follow you down into the caves." He said quickly. Then waited.

Kouran looked at his men a smiled. It had just gone to dusk so light was very little. His looked out over the planbe and smiled. They would never see him comeing. He ordered the Black robes up front and ordered the advanvce. He would be at the city with in 10 minutes.

Statement from the Shadostanian Foreign affairs Minister:

"The Shadostanian Hunters unit codenamed "Liberators" arrived at the scene in OTHAFA today, cutting through barricades with photon weaponry and a very big chainsaw. Advancing into OTHAFA territory has been hard going, due to the fact that one of our Hunters seems to have gotten some gunk on the bottom of his boot, so the advance is waiting for him to scrape it off before we continue. Thank you."

Chairman Keel accepts plijvilles peace treaty in exchange for the backing down of a hostile actions against SEELE-NERV and its allies. We now have what we wanted in the first place.

President Bob Page shakes his head at SEELE-NERV, but feels good because they were winning by quite a bit.

"It's not like we ACTUALLY deployed any units anyway." Commented Mr Page "All the Majestic Defence Corps did was hang back and help out with The Fanfic Writers Paradise security. All that about the MiB, well, that was misunderstanding... So we won't withdraw any MiB, because there are no Majestic Commandos there... Nope. None at all..."

:? The Fed union is hear buy sending in a medium - large Naval peace keeping force
Included :
5 New York Class super battle ships
10 Nexus class carriers
10 Augusta Missile Destroyers
10 Lexington class Medium Cruisers
5 Odysseys Class Heavy cruisers
5 Boston Class Guide Missile battle ship
10 Sea Wolf class Attack subs
20 Hammer head attack subs
10 Virginia class attack subs
20 Florence Knighting Gale Class Medical ships
15 Defender class ships
http://www.cncgeneralsworld.com/thegenerals/granger.jpg
We warn you any attack on this force will result in immediate war.. This force is only there to peace keep and help refuges we will not get involved unless provoked to

Chairman Keel accepts plijvilles peace treaty in exchange for the backing down of a hostile actions against SEELE-NERV and its allies. We now have what we wanted in the first place.

We demand you withdraw from all areas that you invaded. Nothing more, nothing less. Our Navy and Special Divison is attacking you as we speak until you withdraw. (post losses)

Majestic States:
*waves hand* You WILL reveal what the MiB are.

Lessr Tsurani: I do both modern and future tech warfare. The Master Yosho is an aircraft carrier.

OOC: No one has guessed what creatures I have deployed?

i thank all of the nations that supported our regions plight against this immoral aggressor / seele nerv and pioneer government /
to you all i thank you and ask that you now join in the call for a war crimes tribunal to be convened at once so these barbaric nations get what tell deserve legaly

i have personaly spoken with the leader of seele nerv during our peace talks and he is willing to face these trials to clear his name

i call upon you all to support this motion and with your support i will begin the prosecutions case at 0900hrs GMT monday 10th May 2004

also to note seele nerv and pioneer govenrment i have a keen and freindly relationship with a nation in your region (oh behave, he is married to pam i mean palm!)

see you monday 0900hrs SHARP

Following yesterdays peace settlement Chairman Keel an Principal Adam Weishaupt have been arrested by peacekeeping forces and will stand trial for genocide and war crimes. In other news, following heavylosses by supporting nations of othafa, troops have withdrawn from the occupying regions.

Chairman Keel accepts plijvilles peace treaty in exchange for the backing down of a hostile actions against SEELE-NERV and its allies. We now have what we wanted in the first place.

We demand you withdraw from all areas that you invaded. Nothing more, nothing less. Our Navy and Special Divison is attacking you as we speak until you withdraw. (post losses)

Majestic States:
*waves hand* You WILL reveal what the MiB are.

Lessr Tsurani: I do both modern and future tech warfare. The Master Yosho is an aircraft carrier.

OOC: No one has guessed what creatures I have deployed?

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Core Worlds you idiot! The Coalition has achieved it's aims and has already signed the Peace Treaty! Chairman Keel has withdrawn already! Have you read the previous news posts!

And I already revealed what the MiB are... Commandos. Not that it matters. I don't have any in OTHAFA anyway *whistles innocently*

I can honestly vouch for Pioneer though, they committed no war crimes - shelling coastal forts and towns is a legal act in war. They occupied one town. And they've withdrawn. No war crimes. Nadda. I hope Mr Weishaupt gets his justice - innocence and a clear name

as the hearing will be a five judge panel we need a impartial judge from a region not involved in this conflict so please apply

the judges from the regions whom were at war will be annoced on monday please apply before then

The Pioneer Government has launched a strike against The Principality of Derrick-ness. Bombarding the major coastal port of "Other Half Town". The enormous battleship Illuminus (based on the Floating Fortress designs of it's partners Alphaceania, Betasia and Gammestasia) opened fire with a devestating barrage of photon shells...

Howard Hardon, reporter the state-owned Pioneer News, reports aboard the Illuminus...

HH: Thank you. I'm aboard the Illuminus, watching the (BOOM) coastal bombardment. (BOOM)...should only be for a short ...(BOOM)... as our forces ...(BOOM)... prepare the invas... (BOOM) ...fleet. As you can see, the damage is extensive, and Pioneer Commanders say that most of the militia are already dead. Despite this, a large amount of the P.I.P are being prepared for landing. Once the P.I.P have done their work, an enormous occupational force of Gilchic's will take over, with only a skeletal staff of P.I.P. Such is our... (BOOM) ...'s technology. (BOOM) Principal Weishaupt is confidant our All-Consuming economy will let us swallow up this nation. I'm Howard Hardon, reporting live.

i believe pioneer that the mass slaughter of a city population constitiutes an offence wothy of a hearing.
so for you at least there will be a pretrial hearing on monday at 0900hrs GMT to see your role in this war and if any charges are appropiate then they will be brought then

however seele nerv may be thinking that he could be off the hook here but as the prosecutor selected by himself i will tell him that his own trial proceedings will only be delayed until 1000hrs monday due to the hour delay whilst pretrail hearing are conducted for pioneer.

the charges facing you will be read out then

good luck and have nice weekend in your over eleaborate palaces

(no inadvertent connection is implied to other leaders who have fallen all connections to living or dead people and situations is purly coincidental)

We didn't commit any crimes along the lines you discribed or any other crimes Chairman Keel denounces these trials as scapegoating of the worst kind!

The Pioneer Government has launched a strike against The Principality of Derrick-ness. Bombarding the major coastal port of "Other Half Town". The enormous battleship Illuminus (based on the Floating Fortress designs of it's partners Alphaceania, Betasia and Gammestasia) opened fire with a devestating barrage of photon shells...

Howard Hardon, reporter the state-owned Pioneer News, reports aboard the Illuminus...

HH: Thank you. I'm aboard the Illuminus, watching the (BOOM) coastal bombardment. (BOOM)...should only be for a short ...(BOOM)... as our forces ...(BOOM)... prepare the invas... (BOOM) ...fleet. As you can see, the damage is extensive, and Pioneer Commanders say that most of the militia are already dead. Despite this, a large amount of the P.I.P are being prepared for landing. Once the P.I.P have done their work, an enormous occupational force of Gilchic's will take over, with only a skeletal staff of P.I.P. Such is our... (BOOM) ...'s technology. (BOOM) Principal Weishaupt is confidant our All-Consuming economy will let us swallow up this nation. I'm Howard Hardon, reporting live.

i believe pioneer that the mass slaughter of a city population constitiutes an offence wothy of a hearing.
so for you at least there will be a pretrial hearing on monday at 0900hrs GMT to see your role in this war and if any charges are appropiate then they will be brought then

however seele nerv may be thinking that he could be off the hook here but as the prosecutor selected by himself i will tell him that his own trial proceedings will only be delayed until 1000hrs monday due to the hour delay whilst pretrail hearing are conducted for pioneer.

the charges facing you will be read out then

good luck and have nice weekend in your over eleaborate palaces

(no inadvertent connection is implied to other leaders who have fallen all connections to living or dead people and situations is purly coincidental)

Hold on there Derrick-ness, it was reported that we were merely shelling MILITIA! Groups of soldiers and resisters?

Though of course there would have a loss of civilian life, this is still a legitimate military tactic. We regret the loss of life, but had to do what he had to do. In war, these things are always regretable. I assure you, no one despises war more than I

Why are we even on trial?

This war was fought to restore free speech. And the UN is arresting us?!!

I assure you that The Pioneer Government conducts itself according to strict ethical military practice

And Derrick-ness, that 'massacre of entire towns' was a gross exaggeration! Most likely borne from inaccurrate intel or even spite!
As for living in palaces, Principal Weishaupt does not use state-money for a home or palace. He still lives in his penthouse (paid for because of his business and banking success). If you are trying to hint at corruption then you have the wrong nation! The Pioneer Government is a progressive nations that believes in Humanity.

Frankly, I don't see why YOU aren't standing trial for your scandalous accusations!

This is a gross miscarriage of justice! A region bans an entire religion and persecutes it's followers and the UN does nothing. A coalition forms to stand up to them, and suddenly THEY are the bad-guys? I know many have died, but that is war. Scape-goating is not going to bring them back

It should be pointed out that shelling civillians is illegal under international law. Religious restriction are an internal matter and therefore do not concern the U.N. Plinjville strongly believes in moral justice. It is imperative that the defendants recieve a fair trial. Thank you.

OOC Kracken? Anyway have very little time to write at the moment.

We are now withdrawing all units from the area so we can engage in another conflict. Good day.

i apoligise for the trial and hearing not begining promptly i was detained by a special "envoy" from the government of seele nerv with dirrect orders from chairman keel to execute me that "envoy" is now imprisoned and security at the proceedings will be steped up for all members involved

sorry for the delay and selle nerv will answer for this

We hereby appeal for all peacekeeping forces in the area to withdraw, th war is over!