Roycelandia
27-04-2004, 06:49
Roycelandian Broadcasting Corporation World Service
"... but he still maintains that the Photographs have been digitally altered, and more importantly, Pink really isn't his colour.
This just in: An angry Mob- pitchforks, burning Torches, and all- have just attacked the Governor-General's Mansion in Coral Palm Island.
We cross now to Amy Wong, who is Live on the scene in Coral Palm City. Amy?"
[The scene shows a youngish Asian woman standing in front of a very Angry Mob of Hippies- some brandishing placards with the usual Equal Rights type slogans, others with Pitchforks, and others with Burning Torches]
"It appears that an angry Mob of Hippies, fed up with Coral Palm Island's collapsing economy, have decided to storm the Governor-General's Mansion in protest. I am told that the Governor-General, Sarah Lane, is issuing a Statement..."
[The Governor-General, an older woman, appears on the balcony of the Mansion, flanked by Red-Coated Imperial Guards]
"This is not the right way to express your grievances, legitimate or otherwise. I too and distressed by the collapse of the Economy on our Islands, but maybe if you all spent a bit more time working and a bit less getting High, we could work to..."
A brick goes flying past her head
"Right, that's it. I'm sick to death of you useless Hippies- always protesting, getting stoned, or generally making life very complicated for normal people with jobs. Get a Haircut, you lot!"
general roar of disapproval from the Angry Mob, bricks, rotten fruit, bongs etc are thrown
"Effective immediately, this whole Island is under Martial Law. All Tourists will leave IMMEDIATELY, and all Rioters are hereby ordered, on the Authority of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I, to disperse peaceably within one hour, or else you will all be guilty of an offence carrying the penalty of 14 years imprisonment on Pufferfish Island Penal Colony!"
more roars of disapproval, Molotov Cocktails thrown, shots heard. Camera cuts back to Amy Wong, now surrounded by Colonial Guard with fixed bayonets to ward off the Mob.
"Well, there you have it- Coral Palm Island is now under Martial Law. The Imperial Guard have deployed Tear Gas to disperse the Hippies, but similar riots have broken out all over the Island. No word yet from Roycelandia as to what will be done, but I think we can expect some Hippie-smackdown action over the coming hours. This is Amy Wong, Live in Coral Palm City..."
"... but he still maintains that the Photographs have been digitally altered, and more importantly, Pink really isn't his colour.
This just in: An angry Mob- pitchforks, burning Torches, and all- have just attacked the Governor-General's Mansion in Coral Palm Island.
We cross now to Amy Wong, who is Live on the scene in Coral Palm City. Amy?"
[The scene shows a youngish Asian woman standing in front of a very Angry Mob of Hippies- some brandishing placards with the usual Equal Rights type slogans, others with Pitchforks, and others with Burning Torches]
"It appears that an angry Mob of Hippies, fed up with Coral Palm Island's collapsing economy, have decided to storm the Governor-General's Mansion in protest. I am told that the Governor-General, Sarah Lane, is issuing a Statement..."
[The Governor-General, an older woman, appears on the balcony of the Mansion, flanked by Red-Coated Imperial Guards]
"This is not the right way to express your grievances, legitimate or otherwise. I too and distressed by the collapse of the Economy on our Islands, but maybe if you all spent a bit more time working and a bit less getting High, we could work to..."
A brick goes flying past her head
"Right, that's it. I'm sick to death of you useless Hippies- always protesting, getting stoned, or generally making life very complicated for normal people with jobs. Get a Haircut, you lot!"
general roar of disapproval from the Angry Mob, bricks, rotten fruit, bongs etc are thrown
"Effective immediately, this whole Island is under Martial Law. All Tourists will leave IMMEDIATELY, and all Rioters are hereby ordered, on the Authority of His Imperial Majesty Emperor Royce I, to disperse peaceably within one hour, or else you will all be guilty of an offence carrying the penalty of 14 years imprisonment on Pufferfish Island Penal Colony!"
more roars of disapproval, Molotov Cocktails thrown, shots heard. Camera cuts back to Amy Wong, now surrounded by Colonial Guard with fixed bayonets to ward off the Mob.
"Well, there you have it- Coral Palm Island is now under Martial Law. The Imperial Guard have deployed Tear Gas to disperse the Hippies, but similar riots have broken out all over the Island. No word yet from Roycelandia as to what will be done, but I think we can expect some Hippie-smackdown action over the coming hours. This is Amy Wong, Live in Coral Palm City..."