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ViZion has been breeding this interesting spiders. (Little note that I forgot originally: We breed them like this. The link I give in my follow-up reply is the original thing... we've changed its genetics...) They are extremely deadly, and can grow to be larger then dinner plates.

They travel upto 25 mph and can jump nearly 6 feet up in the air.

They are called Camel Spiders because of their ability to jump onto camels, and eat them.

They knumb their victims, thus they may eat a victim alive, without them noticing. Except for guarding your palace, or defending from the unexpected, and unwanted, invaders.

They are excellent for first line of defence, as you do not have to waste your men on doing what they guys can do! They are also excellent for sneak attacks to drive enemies out of their locations, or to break up enemy formations.

Price per 1,000: $10,000 USD.

We shall order 2,000. Total comes to 20,000 usd. Do you take Mastercard, or Visa?

(OOC: this is partly true: http://www.snopes.com/photos/bugs/camelspider.asp)

We shall order 2,000. Total comes to 20,000 usd. Do you take Mastercard, or Visa?
We accept both.

OCC: I'm assuming you didn't read the whole article, since none of your info about them is true. They aren't even true spiders...

But if you bred them like that, more power to ya.

OCC: I'm assuming you didn't read the whole article, since none of your info about them is true. They aren't even true spiders...

But if you bred them like that, more power to ya.
OOC: Yes, key word, breed them... ok, I see where I need to reword, sry...

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The perfect replacement for those over-grown muts your military and police force have!

I'll buy 3,000 friend ViZion.

I'll buy 3,000 friend ViZion.
Alright, order confirmed. They will be prepared to send out in 2 NS days.

We of the Mikosolf Corperation will take 2,000 of these creatures.

We are interested in purchasing your genetic engineering technology. Are you interested in selling it?

We of the Mikosolf Corperation will take 2,000 of these creatures. Order confirmed. We will prepare them to he send out in 2 NS days.

We are interested in purchasing your genetic engineering technology. Are you interested in selling it?

Yes, how many would you like to purchase?

Not the spiders, only the technolodgy that created them.

Not the spiders, only the technolodgy that created them. The technology to geneticly alter these creatures? Sorry, that we will not sell.

We are prepared to pay you 40,000,000 Relkons which have the same value as U.S. Dollars and 400 of our C-220 tanks.

Eg.... I wouldn't touch one o' those with a ten foot pole....

We are prepared to pay you 40,000,000 Relkons which have the same value as U.S. Dollars and 400 of our C-220 tanks. We cannot, not to a country we do not know much about.

Eg.... I wouldn't touch one o' those with a ten foot pole....
As most others would agree. This is why you should buy them for your defence.

If you will not sell us the technologdy then can you geneticly engineer something for us? We are willing to pay quite a bit for this. Please send any questions to us through a telegram.