NationStates Jolt Archive

Message from within the Nation of Anagonia, unknown Location

Well, I see we have been in silence for too long. My friend of Rovan may consider joining this conquest, however I should explain why I message you all out of no where, so strong after so long.

You see, I wish to warn you all of the impending conflict. We have watched, waited, and become angered over the long silence that has endured upon us while these new fools rise to power. All Nations have forgotten us, all Nations have no reason to remember us. Yet, soon my friends, we shall be remembered as the starting point for the Great War of Conquest.

Yes we build our forces so mighty, yet it will take time. No we use no Nuclear Weapons, for our stockpile is used only for our final defense. So, intern, Nations weak and strong shall fall from the World Scene by our grasp. We have warned you, my friends, and have given you time to prepare. Be a fool and laugh, or be a wise man and be ready.

Your choice, my Friends of the International Community. For now we tire of enduring the foolishness that has befallen this great World.

President of the Anagonian Confederation

A message from the Archduke of Moozimoo:

What?

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This man is clearly insane, although we should take his threats with caution. World conquest is not any normal goal.

Indeed it isn't. It seems this madman craves no alliances, and seeks to destroy all. Whilst we feel it prudent to destroy such a threat before it gains in strength, we will not make any moves of aggression. In the meantime, we shall assemble the Isles in preparation. If you choose to attack (assuming OOCly I've got time to RP, of course ;)) then the Isles shall be ready.

Your survival is in your own hands - for it is your choice whether or not you wish to attack our allies.

To: President of the Anagonian Confederation
Re: Good luck

You may take over the rest of the world, but when you get to Carfy, you will be took weak to sustain an invasion of our island. Your attempts will fail.

Signed,

The People of Carfy

Well, he actually took time to type that - and it does not sound all that bad. I am not ignoring it, however I am not supporting it.

The UEV (United Empire of Vi2o) stands more than ready for whatever threat The Nation of Anagonia will send.

The Jarridian people will resist any aggression that shall come to our lands and so will all members of the WWA. Should you think to bring hatred and war to our homelands, it will lead to your own demise.

-President Branam of Jarridia

The Federation will not allow itself to be threatened like this. Any agressive moves toward our people will be met with swift retaliation.

If you insist my crazy friend, should you attack me, you will bring in the entire TITO (ten thousand island treaty organization) alliance and crush you.

*yawns* :!: :?:

*yawns* :!: :?:

*yawns* :!: :?:

Sir, would you please give my sons remote-control back? No, it does not launch millions of nuclear warheads or signal massive attacks. It makes the little car go around.
Dont make me call the cops.

ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzz

Your Omniferocity, I have important news.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sorry. Terribly undiplomatic of me. I'll try to restrain myself in future.

WOOOOOhoohoohoohoohoohoo!

Gasp! Oh no! A nation less than 1/3 our size is threatening us! Whatever shall we do?

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

I suppose we should go on alert, or something.

heeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!

Here is the text transmission in question, sir.

Hohohohohohohohohohohohoho!

How droll. The mouse threatens the lion.

*pause to examine eyes for signs of terror or even alarm*

Back to matters of actual importance. What of the situation in the Phillippines?

I take it you find it as hard to believe as I do that he is threatening our sovereignty. Even thogh it is highly he can actually do what he is claiming, this may become interesting.

If your serious then we will not stand for it.

We have just recently pulled our forces out of countries. (this includes govmnt funded terror organization {The Lords Hand} )

The Archduke and his staff were enjoying a nice laugh in the Council Chambers.

Between the wild laughter, someone managed to say, "And then, they said that we should all get ready, and that the world was foolish..."

*more laughter*

"Good one," the Archduke said, "Who was this?"

The Foreign Minister replied, "Some crazy guy from Anagonia...the 'President of the Anagonian Confederation', in fact."

The Archduke said, "Right. Send a memo to this guy that says: 1) He's crazy *chuckle*, and 2) We will not stand for any imperialistic incursion into sovereign lands. Oh yeah, put some mumbo-jumbo in there about the natural goodness of the world and banding together to protect ourselves and similar crap like that."

First of all, allow me to say that I respect the kind of self-confidence required to make a declaration such as this. The fact that the Anagonian President believes himself capable of defeating the entire world, and doesn't feel afraid to say so shows serious guts. From this day forth, the approach of the Anagonian President shall always be fortold by the sound of his big, brass balls clanging together.

Now that I have gotten that out of the way, let me say that this isn't exactly the brightest move he could have made. One might even suggest that the kind of person that would do this would have to be dumb as a box of rocks - But that wouldn't be very diplomatic, now would it? The Dominion, and indeed, most nations will not take kindly to any attempt to overthrow them through the use of military force. In fact, the President may find that they will intend to respond to his attacks in kind. To put it bluntly - I don't respond well to threats, and I don't think anyone else around here does either. I'm not impressed.

Let's get down to brass tacks, shall we? I know that all you fine men and women of the press corps are wondering what I intend to do about this situation. Well, despite what the President of Anagonia may wish, you cannot hide a whole country. As of this moment, the Dominion is raising punitive sanctions against the Anagonian Confederation. Our new Agamemnon-class Aircraft Carriers have been put on alert, and I have sent a Flash-priority message to all submarines at sea. The moment Anagonia threatens Dominion interests, either domestically or abroad, any and all vessels carrying the Anagonian flag will become fair game.

They say that amateurs study strategy while professionals study logistics. Rather than mounting counter-force operations, the Dominion shall target the Anagonian Confederation's support structure. We will target power plants, fuel depots, and manufacturing plants as our primary objectives. Should it prove neccesary, food production and storage facilities will not be off limits. We shall engage the Anagonian forces only when it is absolutely neccesary, and then on ground of our own choosing. We will not pummel them into submission, but rather strangle them to death, and cripple their nation economically.

As well, I met with my defense advisors today to come to a finding as to whether the Ryan Doctrine applies to this situation. The unanimous conclusion was that it shall. The Dominion of Kotterdam holds the President of the Anagonian Confederation and his chief advisors personally responsible for the actions of his nation. If you enter into this misguided attempt at world domination, you will not simply be condemning your uniformed youth to death - Your own life will be forfeit as well. The Dominion will enter into a concerted effort to decapitate your government.

As to your stockpile of nuclear weapons, consider this - The Dominion employs an intricate web of Orbital and Terminal Phase Anti Ballistic Missiles, not to mention Directed Energy Weapons to defeat inbound nuclear reentry vehicles. We also have a standard series of responses in place should a nuclear strike be directed towards our nation. In the event of an unsuccessful strike, the Dominion will attempt to force submission through conventional means.

In the event of a successful nuclear strike against a military target, such as a major airforce base, or a naval formation, we have a more vigorous response. Nuclear weapons shall be authorized for use against all military targets where their use would be more practical than the employment of conventional weapons. This will include, but not be limited to, military bases, formations of troops in the field, and logistical infrastructure.

In the event of a successful nuclear strike against a major civilian target, however, the implementation of chemical and nuclear weapons to degrade and destroy your nation as a military, political, and economic force shall be authorized. Agent Wildfire, a high-persistancy nerve agent shall be employed against your military population without consideration for civilian losses. Wildfire, while primarily lethal as an inhalant, is also capable of being absorbed through the skin, and may leave a lethal coating on objects in outdoor situations for four to six years, depending on environmental factors.

Agent Wildfire shall be used in concert with Agent Windfall. Windfall is a long term defoliant designed to kill plant life and leave the land barren for long periods of time after its use. Although Windfall has been in the Dominion's arsenal for quite some time, the duration of its effects have yet to be adequately defined. To wit - The first test site for Agent Windfall is still barren after fifty years since the initial test. The use of these chemical agents in concert with targeted nuclear strikes intended to remove all manufacturing capability from your nation shall cripple your economy for decades if not centuries to come, and effectively remove your nation as a further threat.

In short, the unlikelyness that a nuclear strike against the Dominion would work, combined with the response that such a strike would cause removes the use of weapons of mass destruction as a viable option, even in case of imminent defeat. Better to be defeated and alive than struggling to survive in a barren wasteland that used to be a lush country, and still defeated.

To conclude, the Dominion shall not take this threat lying down. We will respond to any and all agression on behalf of the Anagonian Confederation against Dominion assets in kind. The Ryan Protocol is in full force - If our nations go to war, the Anagonian President may wake up to find a cruise missile coming through his bedroom window one night. Finally, the Standard Nuclear Action Plan, or SNAP is in effect.

To the Anagosian President, my next words are addressed to you personally. With your threats, you called this upon yourself. With your actions, you stand ready to challenge not just the Dominion, but the entire world. Should you take that fatal step, your challenge will be answered. Look to the skies, and you will find that answer, for it shall come with the thunder.

Finally, to the Dominion servicemen within our nation, and abroad, I apologize that this emerging situation may lead to your being called upon to risk your lives, and indeed for some of you to give your lives for your country. I wore our country's uniform once, and I know that every last one of you knew what you were getting into when you signed up. Nonetheless, if there were any other option, I would jump on it in a heartbeat. Good luck and God bless.

Rt. Hon. Scott Haley
Prime Minister
Dominion of Kotterdam

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Message from within the Nation of Anagonia, unknown Location

Well, I see we have been in silence for too long. My friend of Rovan may consider joining this conquest, however I should explain why I message you all out of no where, so strong after so long.

You see, I wish to warn you all of the impending conflict. We have watched, waited, and become angered over the long silence that has endured upon us while these new fools rise to power. All Nations have forgotten us, all Nations have no reason to remember us. Yet, soon my friends, we shall be remembered as the starting point for the Great War of Conquest.

Yes we build our forces so mighty, yet it will take time. No we use no Nuclear Weapons, for our stockpile is used only for our final defense. So, intern, Nations weak and strong shall fall from the World Scene by our grasp. We have warned you, my friends, and have given you time to prepare. Be a fool and laugh, or be a wise man and be ready.

Your choice, my Friends of the International Community. For now we tire of enduring the foolishness that has befallen this great World.

President of the Anagonian Confederation
"The Allied States of Rotovia will not be threatened or intimidated by any man alive nor dead. We will stand against any foe and we will prosper. Should you not withdraw your threat you will learn the true meaning of submission"

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The People of the Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire will never surrender to any foe, no matter the odds. Your threats are hollow, your words hollow, and we think, so is your head.

What some people may think of as bravery in standing against the world, in this case we see foolishnes.

Signed on behalf of:

The Grand Duchy of Hamptonshire
Commonwealth Alliance
Concert of Nations Alliance
the Unforgiven
Concordia

(The aforementioned nations represent approximately 50 billion people)

Communique to all nations willing to stand up to any aggression by Anagonia

Despite the President of the Anagonian Confederacy's hollow threats, we must be prepared for anything that happens. A worldwide alliance would be taking it too far, but I propose that we should have some agreement in place to protect our nations from any nuclear attacks by the Anagonian Confederacy. Thus, I propose that:

Any aggressive, unprovoked attack by Anagonia using thermonuclear, biological, or chemical means against any nation will be considered an attack against all nations. Therefore, in the event of such an attack, any nation with the means to prevent the culmination of the attack against the territory of the non-aggressor nation will do so. (ooc: basically, if he launches something, anyone that can stop it in the air will do so.) Furthermore, if such an attack takes place, Anagonia will be subject to any and all retaliation of the same sorts by any nation in the world, through which its attack would endanger.

--PHILIP VON TELLERN, Archduke Philip IV of the Grand Duchy of Monte Ozarka

Another one of those tranmissions. We should charge them for spamming and wasting our time.

To: President of Angolian Ministry
From: Commander Feaz C. Macleod, Armed Republic of Feazanthia
Subject: World Domination

Feazanthia must thank you. For too long, the hit show The Daily Show with Tom Dewart has had little material with which to poke fun. This shall give the Feazanthian people something to look forward to for at least a week. Again, thank you.

Feaz C. Macleod
The Armed Republic of Feazanthia